Bittersweet Candy Bowl

yes. i am the most stubborn, persistant, and opinionated little shit you’ll ever meet.

Nah, that title belongs to me, because you are often wrong, but I am always right.

no, i am the kazi. i change reality to make me right. i rule over all things.

I am the Ninja. Reality cannot bind me, nor rules constrain me. The world is merely a plaything that I toy with. Cling to your illusions of power, for the truth would destroy you.

oh? then i’ll just have them put me together again. i could handle it the first time, once more shouldnt be too hard.

Tell them god made you that way.

God does everything and controls everything.

And if they bring up the free will shinannigans, tell them god could make free will but eliminate the ability to question god.

or just tell me where they live.
then you will never have this problem again.
ever.

Need I remind you of how unreliable you are kazi?

HEY.
YOUR A NINJA.
OF COURSE ITS HARD TO KILL YOU!

Try explaining to your parents that you made up your own religion.

my brother did that.
so did my uncle.
my brothers wasnt a cult.

WHY care what your parents think?

Because my parents could kill me in a hundred thousand different ways.

meh.
my dad is trying to save the world through peaceful methods while working, writing books.
my mom is……….my mom.
and i am the psychotic bastard potbaby.
i am THE best ever TO be born.

Your thetan levels are too high.

I’m the best person who never was born.

im a demented demon child from hell.

Cesarean section.


You just lied, Kazi, I technically didn’t.

or did i?
how do you know my mother isnt hell?

Well, Hell is a location, an inanimate place with no prerequisites for procreation. Your female parent must be a person, a sentient being who has the ability to reproduce. ^_^

or does she?