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"There are some people who think they can outsmart me. Maybe. I have yet to meet one who can outsmart bullet!"
Favorite Quotes
let's see:
Against human stupidity, the Gods themselve fight in vain"
-Friedrich Schiller
A key that opens many locks, is called "Master Key"
yet a lock that can be opened by many keys, it's just a Shitty lock
(not sure who said this)
"Common sense, it's not that common"
"I do not agree with what you have to say, but I'll defend to the death your right to say it"
-Voltaire
Against human stupidity, the Gods themselve fight in vain"
-Friedrich Schiller
A key that opens many locks, is called "Master Key"
yet a lock that can be opened by many keys, it's just a Shitty lock
(not sure who said this)
"Common sense, it's not that common"
"I do not agree with what you have to say, but I'll defend to the death your right to say it"
-Voltaire
- #106
- 19 May 2011 - 01:38 AM
- ILB
- secretly a man
Member
Quote
"I'll take a pound of nuts.
That's a lot of nuts! That'll be four bucks, baby! You want fries with that?-Kung Pow:Enter The Fist
That's a lot of nuts! That'll be four bucks, baby! You want fries with that?-Kung Pow:Enter The Fist
That scene, the time I saw it, reminded me so incredibly of Police Academy 2 and 3 (when that screaming guy joins the cast). ^_^
- #107
- 19 May 2011 - 03:53 PM
- RohanSpartan
- Special Ed
Banned 
WHAT IS YOUR MAJOR MALFUNCTION, SOLDIER!!!!
- #109
- 19 May 2011 - 06:38 PM
- ChewySmokey
- BCI Member
RohanSpartan, on 19 May 2011 - 06:38 PM, said:
WHAT IS YOUR MAJOR MALFUNCTION, SOLDIER!!!!
HOLY DOG SHIT! TEXAS? ONLY STEERS AND QUEERS COME FROM TEXAS PRIVATE COWBOY, AND YOU DON'T MUCH LOOK LIKE A STEER TO ME SO THAT KINDA NARROWS IT DOWN!
- #110
- 19 May 2011 - 06:48 PM
- BeachSideCheese
- Member
Light a man a match, and you keep him warm for a minute.
Light a man on fire, and you keep him warm for the rest of his life.
Light a man on fire, and you keep him warm for the rest of his life.
- #111
- 20 May 2011 - 01:19 AM
- Apoc
- ALL I POST IS SHIT
Banned 
ChewySmokey, on 19 May 2011 - 06:48 PM, said:
RohanSpartan, on 19 May 2011 - 06:38 PM, said:
WHAT IS YOUR MAJOR MALFUNCTION, SOLDIER!!!!
HOLY DOG SHIT! TEXAS? ONLY STEERS AND QUEERS COME FROM TEXAS PRIVATE COWBOY, AND YOU DON'T MUCH LOOK LIKE A STEER TO ME SO THAT KINDA NARROWS IT DOWN!
This looks like another babysitting mission to me.
- #112
- 21 May 2011 - 07:57 AM
- Mikanada
- Member
Nobody calls me a fizzle and gets away with it! Except for that one guy who called me a fizzle and then ran away, he got away with it. But most of the people who call me a fizzle don't get away with it! Actually he was the only guy to ever call me a fizzle, but after today only half the people who have ever called me a fizzle will have gotten away with it! -Peter Griffin
- #116
- 22 May 2011 - 06:00 PM
"We sell products and get in fights."
Mann Co. Slogan
Mann Co. Slogan
- #117
- 23 May 2011 - 01:38 AM
- RohanSpartan
- Special Ed
Banned
One man's ceiling is another man's floor.
A fool's paradise is a wise man's Hell.
A fool's paradise is a wise man's Hell.
- #119
- 23 May 2011 - 01:44 PM
- DarkfoxSoldier
- Member
Please don't make me site this one since you should all know it:
Erupting burning finger!
Erupting burning finger!
- #123
- 29 May 2011 - 01:12 AM
- Boringamus
- Member
"Brevior saltare cum deformibus mulieribus est vita."
(It's Latin, translates to: Life is too short to dance with ugly women.)
(It's Latin, translates to: Life is too short to dance with ugly women.)
This post has been edited by Boringamus: 29 May 2011 - 07:40 AM
- #124
- 29 May 2011 - 07:37 AM
- Camille
- Member
"Always be wary of any helpful item that weighs less than its operating manual"
"In the begining there was nothing, and it exploded"
"There are, it has been said, two types of people in the world. There are those who, when presented with a glass that is exactly half full, say: this glass is half full. And then there are those who say: this glass is half empty. The world belongs, however, to those who can look at the glass and say: 'What's up with this glass? Excuse me? Excuse me? This is my glass? I don't think so. My glass was full! And it was a bigger glass!'"
All by Terry Pratchett, who's a freaking genius
Gimme some time to think of more, thankyouverymuch
"In the begining there was nothing, and it exploded"
"There are, it has been said, two types of people in the world. There are those who, when presented with a glass that is exactly half full, say: this glass is half full. And then there are those who say: this glass is half empty. The world belongs, however, to those who can look at the glass and say: 'What's up with this glass? Excuse me? Excuse me? This is my glass? I don't think so. My glass was full! And it was a bigger glass!'"
All by Terry Pratchett, who's a freaking genius
Gimme some time to think of more, thankyouverymuch
- #127
- 29 May 2011 - 06:29 PM
"The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist" 'Verbal' Kint - The Usual Suspects
"now fear my arctic blast!" I forget what game this is from, still didnt know it was possible to be this camp.
I could also reel off a thousand and one quotes from everyone's favorite interdimensional bureaucrat, the G-Man! However, I'll spare you all, since I'm sure anyone even vaguely farmiliar with Half-Life knows them just as well
"now fear my arctic blast!" I forget what game this is from, still didnt know it was possible to be this camp.
I could also reel off a thousand and one quotes from everyone's favorite interdimensional bureaucrat, the G-Man! However, I'll spare you all, since I'm sure anyone even vaguely farmiliar with Half-Life knows them just as well
This post has been edited by MisterDean: 29 May 2011 - 09:53 PM
- #129
- 29 May 2011 - 09:48 PM
- Mikanada
- Member
Abe: Cleo sort of wants to... but I just don't know if I'm ready.
Abe's Foster Dad: Well, foster son, over half of high school students nation-wide have chosen abstinence, which is a good choice. But, they're not dating Cleo-friggin-patra! Have you seen that girl's ass? It's built like the Space Shuttle! Oh, this could be your only chance to drown the slippery otter! To harpoon the salty longshoreman! To verb the adjective noun!... But abstinence is a good choice as well.
Abe's Foster Dad: Well, foster son, over half of high school students nation-wide have chosen abstinence, which is a good choice. But, they're not dating Cleo-friggin-patra! Have you seen that girl's ass? It's built like the Space Shuttle! Oh, this could be your only chance to drown the slippery otter! To harpoon the salty longshoreman! To verb the adjective noun!... But abstinence is a good choice as well.
- #133
- 30 May 2011 - 05:03 AM
- ashaggywookie
- Member
Don't let anyone look down on you because you are young, but set an example in speech, in life, in love, in faith and in purity.
- #135
- 30 May 2011 - 06:56 AM
- the wii anonymous
- Member
"in the soviet army, it takes a lot more courage to retreat, than to advance." some death quote in cod2
- #136
- 30 May 2011 - 10:16 AM
- Camille
- Member
esalaka, on 29 May 2011 - 07:11 PM, said:
Terry Pratchett is so awesome he made himself a sword.
I've been meaning to read his books but I've got the Dirk Gently books, among others, to read first. Also, I don't know which book I should start with.
I've been meaning to read his books but I've got the Dirk Gently books, among others, to read first. Also, I don't know which book I should start with.
The first book is "The Colour of Magic", but he dosn't really get really great until "Reaper Man", but you should still read the other ones, 'cause they're great too. I started with some of the children books and then I read the Witches series - there's a series within the Discworld-series - but you can also read them cronologicaly (:
And I'm sorry for my rambling...
- #138
- 03 June 2011 - 02:46 PM
- Boringamus
- Member
MisterDean, on 29 May 2011 - 09:48 PM, said:
"The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist" 'Verbal' Kint - The Usual Suspects
"now fear my arctic blast!" I forget what game this is from, still didnt know it was possible to be this camp.
I could also reel off a thousand and one quotes from everyone's favorite interdimensional bureaucrat, the G-Man! However, I'll spare you all, since I'm sure anyone even vaguely farmiliar with Half-Life knows them just as well
"now fear my arctic blast!" I forget what game this is from, still didnt know it was possible to be this camp.
I could also reel off a thousand and one quotes from everyone's favorite interdimensional bureaucrat, the G-Man! However, I'll spare you all, since I'm sure anyone even vaguely farmiliar with Half-Life knows them just as well
I loved half-life, but his quotes didn't really stand out to me...
This post has been edited by Boringamus: 05 June 2011 - 02:17 AM
- #141
- 05 June 2011 - 02:16 AM
- darkwolf328
- Special Ed
Banned 
Suck my balls-Eric cartman
Kill one,save a thousand-Wanted
Kill one,save a thousand-Wanted
- #142
- 05 June 2011 - 04:45 AM
- Apoc
- ALL I POST IS SHIT
Banned
Time mister freeman is it really that time again.
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This post has been edited by Apoc: 05 June 2011 - 08:02 AM
- #143
- 05 June 2011 - 08:01 AM
- Mikanada
- Member
Martin Luther King Jr.: I had a dream, a dream we had ham and cheese sandwiches for lunch. But Moses, you are shattering my dream.
Moses: But Martin Luther King Jr., you know I'm a Jew, and also lactose intolerant.
Moses: But Martin Luther King Jr., you know I'm a Jew, and also lactose intolerant.
This post has been edited by Mikanada: 06 June 2011 - 06:20 AM
- #144
- 06 June 2011 - 06:14 AM
- ChewySmokey
- BCI Member
Mikanada, on 06 June 2011 - 06:14 AM, said:
Martin Luther King Jr.: I had a dream, a dream we had ham and cheese sandwiches for lunch. But Moses, you are shattering my dream.
Moses: But Martin Luther King Jr., you know I'm a Jew, and also lactose intolerant.
Moses: But Martin Luther King Jr., you know I'm a Jew, and also lactose intolerant.
Clone High?
- #145
- 06 June 2011 - 06:22 AM
- Mikanada
- Member
"OK... First I'll access the secret military spy satellite that is in geosynchronous orbit over the midwest. Then I'll ID the limo by the vanity plate "MR. BIGGG" and get his approximate position. Then I'll reposition the transmission dish on the remote truck to 17.32 degrees east, hit WESTAR 4 over the Atlantic, bounce the signal back into the aerosphere up to COMSAT 6, beam it back to SATCOM 2 transmitter number 137 and down on the dish on the back of Mr. Big's limo... It's almost too easy."
-Garth Algar
-Garth Algar
- #150
- 19 June 2011 - 06:35 AM