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Favorite Quotes
- darkwolf328
- Special Ed
Banned 
It's time to kick ass and chew bubble gum. And I'm all out of gum.-Duke Nukem
- #158
- 19 June 2011 - 11:43 PM
- KekkonShiyou
- Member
"A psychiatrist is a fellow who asks you a lot of expensive questions your wife asks you for nothing." -Joey Adams
"Don't send funny greeting cards on birthdays or at Christmas. Save them for funerals when their cheery effect is needed." -P.J. O'Rourke
"Maybe this world is another planet's hell." -Aldous Huxley
"Always forgive your enemies - nothing annoys them so much." -Oscar Wilde
"If you're choking in a restaurant you can just say the magic words, 'Heimlich Maneuver.' Trouble is, it's difficult to say 'Heimlich Maneuver' when you're choking to death." -Eddie Izzard
"Bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night." -Woody Allen
"Don't send funny greeting cards on birthdays or at Christmas. Save them for funerals when their cheery effect is needed." -P.J. O'Rourke
"Maybe this world is another planet's hell." -Aldous Huxley
"Always forgive your enemies - nothing annoys them so much." -Oscar Wilde
"If you're choking in a restaurant you can just say the magic words, 'Heimlich Maneuver.' Trouble is, it's difficult to say 'Heimlich Maneuver' when you're choking to death." -Eddie Izzard
"Bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night." -Woody Allen
- #161
- 20 June 2011 - 06:19 AM
- Mikanada
- Member
darkwolf328, on 20 June 2011 - 08:26 AM, said:
LERROOOOY JEEENKIINS
-Lerroy Jenkins
-Lerroy Jenkins
I already did that.
Wayne: Excuse me, what are you guys doing here in the middle of the street?
Chicken-man: Well, I'm putting these chickens in crates, and stacking them right here. Jim's job is to make sure we always have plenty of watermelons.
Wayne: Oh, so you're selling watermelons.
Jim: No, no sir. We just have to make sure we have plenty of them stacked at all times, just like with these here chickens.
Garth: What do these guys do?
Chicken-man: Well, their job is to walk back and forth with this big plate-glass window every couple of minutes.
Garth: Weird.
Wayne: Yeah, you've got to wonder if this is gonna pay off later on.
- #164
- 21 June 2011 - 05:57 AM
- darkwolf328
- Special Ed
Banned
Mikanada, on 21 June 2011 - 05:57 AM, said:
darkwolf328, on 20 June 2011 - 08:26 AM, said:
LERROOOOY JEEENKIINS
-Lerroy Jenkins
-Lerroy Jenkins
I already did that.
Sorry, I'm just to lazy to look at the older posts.
- #166
- 21 June 2011 - 07:21 AM
- ThatOneDudeBro
- Member
You found a 12 gauge some shells and really old poptart and you eat that fucking poptart.
I'm surprised no one put "The Numbers Mason what do they mean?"
I'm surprised no one put "The Numbers Mason what do they mean?"
This post has been edited by ThatOneDudeBro: 02 July 2011 - 12:55 AM
- #173
- 02 July 2011 - 12:53 AM
- speakerforthebooks
- Member
"At last he came to a door, with these words in glowing emeralds: THE END OF THE WORLD. He did not hesitate. He opened the door and stepped through." - Orson Scott Card
I loved the parts where Ender played the mind game.
"I feel my brain on top of my spine and I feel it shift a little bit to the left." - Ned Vizzini
I loved the parts where Ender played the mind game.
"I feel my brain on top of my spine and I feel it shift a little bit to the left." - Ned Vizzini
- #175
- 03 July 2011 - 10:58 AM
- Tensa Zangetsu
- Special Ed
Banned 
"Shall I tell you the difference between you and I? It's level. It's like the story of the monkey trying to capture the moon. No matter how he struggles, it's just the moon's reflection on the water he sees. So he only sinks into the water. Time after time, he sinks-Byakuya Kuchiki
- #177
- 04 July 2011 - 12:16 AM
- Tensa Zangetsu
- Special Ed
Banned
(What does that even have to do with this? I'm confused? how ???)
( T_T)＼(^-^ )
( T_T)＼(^-^ )
This post has been edited by Tensa Zangetsu: 09 August 2011 - 10:31 AM
- #179
- 04 July 2011 - 12:22 AM
- Splee36
- Member
"You may know everything I'm going to do, butthat's not going to help you because I know everything you're going to do. Strange isn't it?"-Sonic
"Anyone else wanna negotiate?"-Korben Dallas (Bruce Willis)
"Anyone else wanna negotiate?"-Korben Dallas (Bruce Willis)
This post has been edited by Splee36: 04 July 2011 - 12:23 AM
- #180
- 04 July 2011 - 12:23 AM
- Tensa Zangetsu
- Special Ed
Banned
Funny madea quote
Cooka big pot of grits, bring him into the kitchen, then toss the grits on him. Then after you toss them, swat him with a frying pan. You gotta get you a good balanced weight, toss and swat, toss and swat, Venus and Serena, that's called grit ball.
Cooka big pot of grits, bring him into the kitchen, then toss the grits on him. Then after you toss them, swat him with a frying pan. You gotta get you a good balanced weight, toss and swat, toss and swat, Venus and Serena, that's called grit ball.
- #181
- 04 July 2011 - 12:30 AM
- Mikanada
- Member
Splee36, on 04 July 2011 - 12:23 AM, said:
"You may know everything I'm going to do, butthat's not going to help you because I know everything you're going to do. Strange isn't it?"-Sonic
"Anyone else wanna negotiate?"-Korben Dallas (Bruce Willis)
"Anyone else wanna negotiate?"-Korben Dallas (Bruce Willis)
RUBY RHOD!!!
- #182
- 04 July 2011 - 05:31 AM
- SushiJaguar
- Internet Tough Guy<br>P.S. I roleplay as a medieval furry
Member 
"Fire burns, water flows, wind...wind blows." - Korben Dallas
"Look, it's easy, come here. Four stones, four crates, ZERO STONES, ZEEERO CRAATES!" Jean-Baptiste Emmanuel Zorg
"Look, it's easy, come here. Four stones, four crates, ZERO STONES, ZEEERO CRAATES!" Jean-Baptiste Emmanuel Zorg
This post has been edited by SushiJaguar: 04 July 2011 - 09:53 AM
- #183
- 04 July 2011 - 09:49 AM
- darkwolf328
- Special Ed
Banned
"Hey there homies"
Only a true fan would know what that is, instantly.
Only a true fan would know what that is, instantly.
- #184
- 04 July 2011 - 09:51 AM
- lt_amazil
- i agree, and believe everything migrant just said!
Member 
Tensa Zangetsu, on 04 July 2011 - 12:30 AM, said:
Funny madea quote
Cooka big pot of grits, bring him into the kitchen, then toss the grits on him. Then after you toss them, swat him with a frying pan. You gotta get you a good balanced weight, toss and swat, toss and swat, Venus and Serena, that's called grit ball.
Cooka big pot of grits, bring him into the kitchen, then toss the grits on him. Then after you toss them, swat him with a frying pan. You gotta get you a good balanced weight, toss and swat, toss and swat, Venus and Serena, that's called grit ball.
another madea quote is: You see with your woman you just gotta take her and go "YEAH TRICK!" *strangling motion*
- #185
- 04 July 2011 - 12:54 PM
- Tensa Zangetsu
- Special Ed
Banned
Yet another
Call the po-po, I aint scared of no po-po...call the po-po ho.
Madea quotes
Call the po-po, I aint scared of no po-po...call the po-po ho.
Madea quotes
This post has been edited by Tensa Zangetsu: 04 July 2011 - 05:08 PM
- #186
- 04 July 2011 - 05:07 PM
- Tensa Zangetsu
- Special Ed
Banned
"There we go again, old men and their stupid arguments. What a pain- Toushirō Hitsugaya
- #188
- 04 July 2011 - 06:12 PM
- SkyKushryd
- Member
You're here for two things: to fucking ruin someone's shit, and to play a friendly game of make-believe.
AND YOU'RE ALL OUT OF IMAGINATION.
AND YOU'RE ALL OUT OF IMAGINATION.
- #189
- 04 July 2011 - 08:47 PM
- Chazfullmetal 2.0
- Member
"Listen up Simon and don't forget: Believe in you, not in the me who believes in you; not in the you that believes in me. You should believe... believe in yourself!"
-Kamina, Gurren Lagann
-Kamina, Gurren Lagann
- #190
- 05 July 2011 - 01:27 PM
- DMLD96
- Special Ed
Banned 
Me, on the subject of reality and rumors to a friend: "... Whether you are conversing upon the matter of rumors or even your existence, not a thing is indisputable when it comes to 'proof'..." "... Rumors becoming reality, or rumors being reality, isn't so strange, if you think about it this way. In fact, one could say that reality is a set of rumors one choses to believe. But, that itself, is a rumor and a philosophical way of looking at things..." "... Information and knowledge are some of the key fundamentals of how we percept things, so who is to say that information is not rumors or partially rumors. If rumors are information that we see as truth, that is the truth that we give out and see, shaping our points of view in ways as so..." "... We of course, keep indisputable information such as, 'Humans need oxygen to survive,' and other knowledge and we blend it all together with disputable information.
"Overruled."
- DMLD96
Spoiler
This information mixed with rumors, shapes how we percept it.
Spoiler
Tokoz, on 21 June 2011 - 06:01 AM, said:
OBJECTION!!!!
"Overruled."
- DMLD96
- #191
- 05 July 2011 - 03:45 PM
- Blazenarm
- BCI Member
Chazfullmetal 2.0, on 05 July 2011 - 01:27 PM, said:
"Listen up Simon and don't forget: Believe in you, not in the me who believes in you; not in the you that believes in me. You should believe... believe in yourself!"
-Kamina, Gurren Lagann
-Kamina, Gurren Lagann
Awwwwwwww yeah
DMLD96, on 05 July 2011 - 03:45 PM, said:
Spoiler
Fucking hell, you try way too hard. I'm beginning to hate you. Nobody gives a shit about your shit theories, just name a few quotes (preferably not quotes OF YOURSELF) and move on.
GOD. DAMN.
- #192
- 05 July 2011 - 05:59 PM
- DMLD96
- Special Ed
Banned
Blazenarm, on 05 July 2011 - 05:59 PM, said:
Chazfullmetal 2.0, on 05 July 2011 - 01:27 PM, said:
"Listen up Simon and don't forget: Believe in you, not in the me who believes in you; not in the you that believes in me. You should believe... believe in yourself!"
-Kamina, Gurren Lagann
-Kamina, Gurren Lagann
Awwwwwwww yeah
DMLD96, on 05 July 2011 - 03:45 PM, said:
Spoiler
Fucking hell, you try way too hard. I'm beginning to hate you. Nobody gives a shit about your shit theories, just name a few quotes (preferably not quotes OF YOURSELF) and move on.
GOD. DAMN.
It's favorite quotes, and I like 'em, so they fit here. As my friend once said, "I don't try, I don't "be forcin' it", I say what I say. And if you don't like it, frankly my dear, I don't give a damn."
Also,
"Frankly my dear, I don't give a damn." That's one of the best lines ever.
"Oh great, I'm going to be this bugs bitch for the rest of my life." - Ryan Dunn
This post has been edited by DMLD96: 05 July 2011 - 06:55 PM
- #193
- 05 July 2011 - 06:53 PM
- Tensa Zangetsu
- Special Ed
Banned
(To Szayel Aporro Granz) "There is nothing in this world that is truly "perfect". Though it may be a rather large cliché, it is still the truth. It is the ordinary people who look up to "perfection" as an ideal and seek after it. But in truth, what is this idea of "perfection" truly worth? Nothing. Not a single thing. I detest "perfection". To be "perfect" is to be unable to improve any further. There would be no scope for "creation", not a single gap in one's knowledge or one's ability. Do you see now? To true scientists like you and I, "Perfection" is tantamount to "despair". We aspire to reach greater levels of brilliance than ever before, but never, NEVER, to reach perfection. That is the paradox through which we scientists must struggle. Indeed, it is our duty to find pleasure in that struggle. In other words, the second you allowed yourself to spout a ridiculous word like "perfect", in truth, you had already been defeated. That is if you wish to be treated as a scientist."- Mayuri kurotsuchi
- #197
- 05 July 2011 - 10:19 PM
- Tensa Zangetsu
- Special Ed
Banned
My personal favorite
"Hearts, you say? You Humans are always so quick to speak of such things. As though you carry your hearts in the very palms of your hands. But this eye of mine perceives all. There is nothing that it overlooks. If this eye cannot see a thing, then it does not exist. That is the assumption under which I have always fought. What is this "heart"? If I tear open that chest of yours, will I see it there? If I smash open that skull of yours, will I see it there?"- Ulquiorra Schiffar
"Hearts, you say? You Humans are always so quick to speak of such things. As though you carry your hearts in the very palms of your hands. But this eye of mine perceives all. There is nothing that it overlooks. If this eye cannot see a thing, then it does not exist. That is the assumption under which I have always fought. What is this "heart"? If I tear open that chest of yours, will I see it there? If I smash open that skull of yours, will I see it there?"- Ulquiorra Schiffar
- #199
- 05 July 2011 - 10:45 PM
- Carcharocles
- BCI Member
@Tensa
Since we're doing Anime quotes, I have a favorite there:
"Doctor Tenma, Look at me. The Monster inside of me has grown THIS BIG." - Johan Liebert, written on blood on the wall at his latest murder scene.
Since we're doing Anime quotes, I have a favorite there:
"Doctor Tenma, Look at me. The Monster inside of me has grown THIS BIG." - Johan Liebert, written on blood on the wall at his latest murder scene.
- #200
- 05 July 2011 - 11:30 PM