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"Man will never be free until the last king is strangled with the entrails of the last priest." -Dennis Diderot

"All wars are civil wars, because all men are brothers." -Francois Fenelon

"My crime is that of curiosity." -Anonymous

"There can be no order without chaos." -Anonymous

"An eye for an eye leaves the whole world blind." -Gandhi

"how big is it
like the size of texas
or just rhode island
theyre always throwing around these geographical comparisons to give us a sense of scale like it really means anything to us
but its like it doesnt matter its always just like: WOW THATS PRETTY FUCKING BIG
like mr president theres a meteor coming sir. oh yeah, how big is it? its the size of texas sir
OH SHIT
or, how big is it? its the size of new york city sir
OH SHIT
sir im afraid the comet is the size of your moms dick
OH SNAP
sir are you familiar with jupiter
you mean like the planet?
yeah
well its that big sir
hmm that sounds pretty big
i have a question
is it jupiter?
yes sir, earth is literally under seige by planet fucking jupiter
OH SHIT"

Boringamus, on 15 October 2011 - 06:28 AM, said:

In case someone was wondering, this is an exact quote, all typos are in the original as well

"7 minutes is all I can spare to play with you."

-Albert Wesker

"According to the manual, you're a jackass"
-sgt. stacker

"Who am I? I am Susan Ivanova. Commander. Daughter of Andrei and Sophie Ivanov. I am the right hand of vengeance, and the boot that is going to kick your sorry ass all the way back to Earth, sweetheart! I am Death Incarnate, and the last living thing that you are ever going to see. God sent me."

Susan Ivanova, Babylon V, battle against the new human cruisers.

"
Delenn: This is Ambassador Delenn of the Minbari. Babylon 5 is under our protection. Withdraw or be destroyed!
Earth Force Officer: Negative! We have authority here. Do not force us to engage your ship.
Delenn: Why not? Only one human captain has ever survived battle with a Minbari Fleet. He is behind me. You are in front of me. If you value your lives, be somewhere else!
"

Ambassador Delenn: Battle for the babylon V.

"Don't shoot! We will not start the fight, but for God's sake that we will finish it!"

Commander Sheridan, battle for the babylon V.

"I served the Council for sixteen cycles. I was the chosen of Dukhat to replace him. I held him when he died; his blood is on my hands, his spirit in my eyes, his word on my lips. You will step aside in his name and mine, or in Valen's name I will tear this ship apart with my bare hands until I find them! Move aside! "

Ambassador Delenn: Severed dreams speech to the council's guard.

Ambassador delenn. Battle for the babylon V.

This post has been edited by Volgrand: 15 October 2011 - 05:07 PM

>Go here.

>Scroll to bottom.

>F5

>Any quote that comes up.

This post has been edited by Jorje: 15 October 2011 - 05:38 PM

"I dont want your damn lemons!"
-Cave Johnson

no man is free. even the birds are chained to the sky

"He says what we're all thinking!"

-GLaDOS

when all hope is lost and morning isn't morning anymore, what are you?

You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here.
~Jayne, Firefly

I love deadlines. I love the whooshing sound they make as they fly by.
-Douglas Adams

Stack overflow: dump too large.
~ graffiti on the bathroom stall in the computer programming building

"So, how are you holding up? Because I'm a potato!"
-GLaDOS

This post has been edited by BasketCase: 20 October 2011 - 01:19 PM

Bryan: "[after the RCMP officers discover Fez has his Green Card] Now, leave Canada please! "
Leo: "YOU leave Canada please! "
From that 70's show

Anyone ever play Alice: Madness Returns? The loading screen quotes are fucking ingenious.

"The High Street wears degradation like a badge of honor!"

"A confused soul charged with freeing lost ones. Is it reward or punishment?"

"See the remnants of my memory. The past is not dead. It's not even past."

"Might revenge be just another name for justice?"

"Worth's been underrated since wealth's been overvalued."

"None are so deaf as those who will not hear." ←That one's my favorite.

"Only the victorious insist that discretion is part of valor."

Sam's speech in Lord of the Rings, during the battle of Osgiliath.
Not quite a quote... tad bit long.
Dammit none of them want to embed. sry...

This post has been edited by CJSBiliskner: 20 October 2011 - 08:08 PM

"The darkest hour never comes in the night"
-Shinedown

"If I had Canadian Soldiers, British Officers, and American Technology I would rule the world" - Winston Churchill

I am NOT a merry man!!

-Warf (Star Trek next gen)

BasketCase, on 04 November 2011 - 05:37 PM, said:

-BasketCase (BCB Forums)

I hate indecision! Or maybe i don't. make up your mind, or i'll have your skin made into a hat--one of those arrowcatchers. I love those hats!

-Lord Sheogorath

“Anyone who has never made a mistake has never tried anything new.”
- Albert Einstein

there is a fine line between not listening and not caring.
I like to think i walk that line every day of my life.
-Leonard Church

"Don't laugh at live Dragons, Bilbo you fool!"
-Bilbo Baggins, The Hobbit

“Let us keep Christmas beautiful Without a thought of greed, That it might live forevermore To fill our every need” -Ann Schultz
"too late."-Sena Amazil

"man this is so awesome, nothing will beat this." -excited middle schooler
"give it time" -Sena Amazil

Some of these quotes..I DON'T REMEMBER THE PRRSON WHO SAID IT..SO DON'T CRITISIZE!

SON DIE FOR BRITAIN--Queen Elizabeth

The important thing is to never stop questioning,curiosity has it's own reason from existing --A.Einstein

If there's a problem...there's a way..- A.Einstein

Never..and don't stop asking questions!!!--Mah self

Blood saves lives,sweat saves blood,brain saves both--?

Every time..every second we live..cannot be brought back--Mah self

The two things that are infinite is the universe and the human stupidity,I'm not sure about he former-

Sorry this so DAMN TOO SENSITIVE AND THIS GODDAMN AUTO-CORRECT SYSTEM OF THIS GODDAMN BULLSHITY IPHONE..IS TOO GODAMN BULL SHITTY SENSITIVE!!!! : !!!!
BTW let's continue

The people who said that a Pen is mightier than a weapon never expierienced automatic weaponry--D.McArthur

The whole of science is nothing..more than the refinement of everyday thinking--A.Einstein

A is Science,X is work,Y is play and Z is to keep your mouth shut-- A.Einstien

If we don't end the war, the war will end us-?!?

Give me a tank and some oil rather than a piece of medal--?..?..!

Gravity is not the reason why people fell in love--A.Einstein

I TXT U..Y U NO TXT BAK?!?!?!!--Y U NO GUY

Nationalism is a disease..fir humans it is measles--A.Einstein

yun lang..sorry Kung kaunti

"Each reality is but the dream of another, and each sleeper a god unknowing..."
-Venser's Diffusion, MTG

Kids! Tired of your idiot parents telling you what to do? Well now's your chance! Move out, get a job, and fend for yourselves while you STILL KNOW EVERYTHING!
--Random Sign in a Florida novelty shop.

You people who think you know everything are especially annoying to those of us who do.
--T-Shirt my grandfather found at a flea market.

I'll refrain from using the Giygas quotes.

"Nature has a way sometimes of reminding Man of just how small he is." -- Raymond Burr as Steve Martin in Godzilla 1985

"I believe, that if life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade. And try to find somebody who's life gives them vodka, and have a party." -- Ron White a.k.a. "Tater Salad"

"Don't cry because it's over, smile because it happened." -- Dr. Seuss

This post has been edited by Giygas: 15 November 2011 - 07:33 PM

"Were not retreating, were advancing toward future victories!"
-Sarge, RvB

"A gentleman will not insult me, and no man not a gentleman can insult me."

~Fredrick Douglass

It may be stupid but it's also dumb - Patrick star

-When the EMP goes off...
-When it goes off, I'll be fine. It only affects computers, remember? And I, I'm a motherfucking ghost.

Leonard Church.

"Absence diminishes little passions and increases great ones, as wind extinguishes candles and fans a fire." -Walt Whitman

Yes, you are certain Walt Whitman said that. One hundred percent positive.

Stop right there criminal scum! Pay the court a fine or serve your sentence. Your stolen goods are now forfeit.
- Oblivion Guard

By the Nine!
- Oblivion Guard

You are the kind of person that deserves a high five... In the face... With a chair.
- Random

I'm so happy I could just tear out your intestines and strangle you with them!

Jyggalag! He is the Prince of Order. Or biscuits...no, no, Order! And not in a good way. Bleak. Colorless. Dead. Boring, boring, BORING! And not a fan of my work, I can tell you. Hates it, hates me. You've seen his knights. Not the warm and cuddly sort.

Jyggalag's forces are gathering in the Fringe...And I HATE IT when people gather forces in my Fringe!

I once dug a pit and filled it with clouds....or was it clowns.... it doesn't matter, it didn't slow him down. But it really began to smell! Must have been clowns. Clouds don't smell, they taste of butter. And tears.

... and OUT comes the intestines! And I skip rope with them!

I'm a little busy here! I'm trying to decide what to have for dinner. Oh, how I love to eat. One of my favorite things to do. Go talk to Haskill, he's got more brains than a brain pie! Ooh...brain pie... perfect! ...Care to donate?

Ta! Come visit again! Or I'll pluck out your eyes, ha ha ha!

Malacath is more popular at parties! And Malacath is NOT popular at parties!

Wonderful! Time for a celebration... Cheese for everyone! Wait, scratch that. Cheese for no one. That can be just as much of a celebration, if you don't like cheese, true? You've run a maze like a good little rat. But no cheese for you yet. Well, maybe a little.

And Xedilian? Seeing as you're standing here, I assume you've succeeded. Or you're terribly confused. Or really lacking in good judgment.

The Isles. THE ISLES! They're a wonderful place to be, except when they are horrible. Then they are HORRIBLY WONDERFUL! Good for a visit! Or for an eternity.

YOU dare interrupt ME? Only I interrupt me! Like just then.

Daedra are the embodiment of change, change and permanency. I'm no different. Except in the ways that I am.

Woops! I guess the cat's out of the bag on that one! Who puts cats in bags anyhow? Cats HATE bags.

Now get out of here before I change my mind....or my mind changes me.

You are far too hard on yourself, my dear, sweet, homicidally insane Pelaguis. What would the people do without you? Dance? Sing? Smile? Grow old?

You know, I was there for that whole sordid affair. Marvelous times! Butterflies, blood, a Fox and severed head... Oh, and the cheese! To die for.

But only half right. I'm a mad god. The Mad God, actually. It's a family tittle. Gets passed down from me to myself every few thousand years.

Now you. You can call me Ann Marie. But only if you're partial to being flayed alive and having an angry immortal skip rope with your entrails. If not... Then call me Sheogorath, Daedric Prince of Madness. Charmed.

And as for you, my little mortal minion... Feel free to keep the Wabbajack. As a symbol of my... Oh, just take the damn thing.
- Lord Sheogorath

(If you can't tell, Sheogorath is my favorite Elder Scrolls character.

This post has been edited by BittersweetMike: 23 November 2011 - 07:00 AM

"This is Tokyo. Once a city of six million people. What has happened here was caused by a force which up until a few days ago was entirely beyond the scope of Man's imagination. Tokyo, a smoldering memorial to the unknown, an unknown which at this very moment still prevails and could at any time lash out with its terrible destruction anywhere else in the world. There were once many people here who could've told of what they saw... now there are only a few." ---- Raymond Burr as Steve Martin in Godzilla, King of the Monsters! (1956)

If you watch Godzilla backwards, it's about a giant lizard fixing a half destroyed city... And then moonwalking back into the ocean.
- Unknown

BittersweetMike, on 23 November 2011 - 06:41 PM, said:

"be afraid, be very afraid." Jeff Goldblum

ChewySmokey, on 24 November 2011 - 06:41 AM, said:

Well it's true

"Oh Argyle, you magnificent bastard!"
- That one guy from the radio on Fallout 3

"if you can't do it, then what was the point in even trying in the first place?"- me

"District 12, where you can starve in safety"- Katniss from the hunger games

This post has been edited by Tensa Zangetsu: 24 November 2011 - 01:19 PM

"Never argue with a idiot because people might not know the difference." - unknown

"The man who says he can and the man who says he can't are both right." - unknown

"I've never met a man I didn't like." - Will Rogers

This post has been edited by Adams: 24 November 2011 - 10:25 PM

BittersweetMike, on 24 November 2011 - 01:14 PM, said:

Herbert "Daring" Dashwood

"Whoa Rainbow... *cat meows at it dies* What the hell killed me?!"

HaxxorNova playing Techno kitten adventure