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That quote served me well during the "yo momma" joke years when people started using the retort, "my mom's dead."
Favorite Quotes
- Arnas Baubkus
- LOOK AT MY FUCKING FACE YOU DIPSHIT MOTHERFUCKER
Member 
"I am the Alpha and Omega, the beginning and the end."
"For there to be good (a hero), there must be evil (a villain). For it is so, I am prepared to be that evil (villain)."
"For there to be good (a hero), there must be evil (a villain). For it is so, I am prepared to be that evil (villain)."
- #54
- 17 April 2011 - 09:50 PM
- BeachSideCheese
- Member
"Alright you Primitive Screwheads, listen up! You see this? This... is my boomstick! The twelve-gauge double-barreled Remington. S-Mart's top of the line. You can find this in the sporting goods department. That's right, this sweet baby was made in Grand Rapids, Michigan. Retails for about a hundred and nine, ninety five. It's got a walnut stock, cobalt blue steel, and a hair trigger. That's right. Shop smart. Shop S-Mart. You got that?"-Ash Williams
also "Yo, she-bitch! Let's go!"-Ash Williams
also "Yo, she-bitch! Let's go!"-Ash Williams
This post has been edited by BeachSideCheese: 19 April 2011 - 12:36 AM
- #61
- 19 April 2011 - 12:32 AM
Nobody fuckes with the Jesus.
- #64
- 19 April 2011 - 03:36 AM
- Hen Barrison
- Member
"One small step for(a) man, One giant leap, for mankind." you ALL should know who said that.
"Knowing better is impossible until knowing better is uselesss." John Green in his book Looking For Alaska
"If you wish to make an apple pie from sratch, you must first invent the universe."Carl Segan
"Knowing better is impossible until knowing better is uselesss." John Green in his book Looking For Alaska
"If you wish to make an apple pie from sratch, you must first invent the universe."Carl Segan
This post has been edited by Hen Barrison: 19 April 2011 - 04:42 AM
- #65
- 19 April 2011 - 04:32 AM
- BeachSideCheese
- Member
Codysseus, on 06 May 2011 - 03:22 AM, said:
"Go back to then!" "When?" "Now!" "Now? I can't!" "Why?" "We missed it!" "When?" "Just now!" "When will then be now?" "Soon!" "How soon?"
"Holy shit!"
"It's Spaceball One!"
"They've gone to plad!"
- #71
- 06 May 2011 - 04:28 AM
- Borg Lord
- Talk shit about furries and see how mad I get!
Member 
BeachSideCheese, on 06 May 2011 - 04:28 AM, said:
Codysseus, on 06 May 2011 - 03:22 AM, said:
"Go back to then!" "When?" "Now!" "Now? I can't!" "Why?" "We missed it!" "When?" "Just now!" "When will then be now?" "Soon!" "How soon?"
"Holy shit!"
"It's Spaceball One!"
"They've gone to plad!"
That entire movie. I shouldn't have wandered in here; now I'll be muttering quotes to myself all night.
No, light speed's too slow.
Light speed too slow!
We'll have to go straight to . . . ludicrous speed.
. . .
STOP!
We can't. We have to slow down first.
BULL!
. . .
Sir, are you alright?
Well . . . are we stopped?
Yes, sir!
Then . . . how about a five minute break.
Very good, sir!
Smoke 'em if you got 'em.
You idiots! These aren't them! You've captured their stunt doubles!
You call this a radar?
No sir, we call it Mr. Coffee.
Of course. I always have coffee when I'm watching radar.
What's that coming out of her nose?
It's spaceballs.
Oh dear there goes the planet.
See, look what you've done! I hope you all are proud of yourselves
- #73
- 06 May 2011 - 06:21 AM
- Bobtheflyingmonkey
- Member
"Life is pain, princess. Anyone who says different is trying to sell something."
- #75
- 08 May 2011 - 08:23 PM
- Arnas Baubkus
- LOOK AT MY FUCKING FACE YOU DIPSHIT MOTHERFUCKER
Member
Does part of a song count?
- #76
- 08 May 2011 - 08:45 PM
- Arnas Baubkus
- LOOK AT MY FUCKING FACE YOU DIPSHIT MOTHERFUCKER
Member
But I know you're gonna try
To live without love, by and by
But that's not living that's just time
Going by...
Going by...
My love...
To live without love, by and by
But that's not living that's just time
Going by...
Going by...
My love...
- #78
- 08 May 2011 - 09:08 PM
- Splee36
- Member
"I don't know who you are. I don't know what you want. If you are looking for ransom, I can tell you I don't have money. But what I do have are a very particular set of skills; skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you. If you let my daughter go now, that'll be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you. But if you don't, I will look for you, I will find you, and I will kill you."-Liam Neeson in "Taken"
- #82
- 09 May 2011 - 12:30 AM
- MiwAuturu
- BCI Member
- Ask me what I think about Snooths!
ZorZhen, on 09 May 2011 - 01:03 AM, said:
"nobody makes me bleed my own blood, NOBODY!" -Ben Stiller in "Dodge Ball"
"Nobody makes me bleed my own blood" -Nelson in "The Simpsons" long before the movie Dodgeball existed.
- #86
- 09 May 2011 - 01:34 AM
- Hen Barrison
- Member
Dr. Klaus, on 06 May 2011 - 03:25 AM, said:
"ACHOOO~ Sorry, I'm allergic to Bullshit."
Thats a good movie.
"Even a blind squerel is right twice a day." Tank Dempsy
- #87
- 09 May 2011 - 01:49 AM
- ZorZhen
- Member
MiwAuturu, on 09 May 2011 - 01:34 AM, said:
ZorZhen, on 09 May 2011 - 01:03 AM, said:
"nobody makes me bleed my own blood, NOBODY!" -Ben Stiller in "Dodge Ball"
"Nobody makes me bleed my own blood" -Nelson in "The Simpsons" long before the movie Dodgeball existed.
didn't know that, thanks
"look at my shirt, it's awesome, ya know why it's awesome?, 'cause I'M wearing it" -a friend
This post has been edited by ZorZhen: 09 May 2011 - 02:22 AM
- #88
- 09 May 2011 - 02:18 AM
"If you gaze long into the abyss, the abyss will gaze back into you." - Friedrich Nietzsche
"I'm not upset that you lied to me, I'm upset that from now on I cannot believe you." - Friedrich Nietzsche
"In nomine Patris et Filii et Spiritus Sancti." - Boondock Saints
"1... 2... 5!" - Monty Python: And the Holy Grail
"I'm not upset that you lied to me, I'm upset that from now on I cannot believe you." - Friedrich Nietzsche
"In nomine Patris et Filii et Spiritus Sancti." - Boondock Saints
"1... 2... 5!" - Monty Python: And the Holy Grail
- #89
- 09 May 2011 - 03:03 AM
- the wii anonymous
- Member
"paranoia will save your life one day!" my friend, speaking to me. (which is why i have few friends)
- #92
- 10 May 2011 - 01:54 PM
- Blazenarm
- BCI Member
"Alright, I've been thinking. When life gives you lemons? Don't make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don't want your DAMN lemons! What am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life's manager! Make life RUE the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons! Do you know who I am? I'm the guy that's going to burn your house down, WITH THE LEMONS! I'm going to get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that BURNS YOUR HOUSE DOWN!"
Cave Johnson.
May he rest in peace.
Cave Johnson.
May he rest in peace.
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- #93
- 11 May 2011 - 03:02 AM
- Boringamus
- Member
Blazenarm, on 11 May 2011 - 03:02 AM, said:
"Alright, I've been thinking. When life gives you lemons? Don't make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don't want your DAMN lemons! !hat am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life's manager! Make life RUE the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons! Do you know who I am? I'm the guy that's going to burn your house down, WITH THE LEMONS! I'm going to get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that BURNS YOUR HOUSE DOWN!"
Cave Johnson.
May he rest in piece.
Cave Johnson.
May he rest in piece.
This was my favorite line from that game. I got a T-shirt with this quote on it. go Cave
- #95
- 11 May 2011 - 09:02 PM
- the wii anonymous
- Member
"DESTROY US ALL!"
billy from the girm adventures of billy and mandy, incase u never heard this line or of the show (which is kinda hard for anyone to say.)
billy from the girm adventures of billy and mandy, incase u never heard this line or of the show (which is kinda hard for anyone to say.)
- #97
- 13 May 2011 - 06:14 AM
- ChewySmokey
- BCI Member
"We're so smart, it's stupid." from Epic Meal Time
- #98
- 13 May 2011 - 06:54 PM
- RohanSpartan
- Special Ed
Banned 
The king and his men stole the queen from her bed
And bound her in her bones. The seas be ours and by the powers
Where we will we'll roam! Yo, ho, all hands. Hoist the colors high. Heave, ho, thieves and beggars, Never shall we die! Yo, ho, haul together. Hoist the colors high. Heave, ho, thieves and beggars, Never shall we die!Some have died and some are alive
Others sail on the sea
With the keys to the cage and the Devil to pay
We lay to Fiddler's Green! The bell has been raised from its watery grave...
Do you hear its sepulchral tone? A call to all, pay heed to the squall And turn your sail to home! Yo, ho, haul together. Hoist the colors high. Heave ho, thieves and beggars, Never shall we die!
Hoist the Colors* Pirates of the Caribbean At Worlds End
And bound her in her bones. The seas be ours and by the powers
Where we will we'll roam! Yo, ho, all hands. Hoist the colors high. Heave, ho, thieves and beggars, Never shall we die! Yo, ho, haul together. Hoist the colors high. Heave, ho, thieves and beggars, Never shall we die!Some have died and some are alive
Others sail on the sea
With the keys to the cage and the Devil to pay
We lay to Fiddler's Green! The bell has been raised from its watery grave...
Do you hear its sepulchral tone? A call to all, pay heed to the squall And turn your sail to home! Yo, ho, haul together. Hoist the colors high. Heave ho, thieves and beggars, Never shall we die!
Hoist the Colors* Pirates of the Caribbean At Worlds End
- #99
- 15 May 2011 - 12:26 AM