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DAISY'S DANGEROUS DAY
One day Daisy was at Abbey's place. It was hot outside and shit so the bitch didn't wear any clothes, which is perfectly acceptable in the Cat Universe and not in the least bit sexy in any way. Daisy was chilling in the den with five million fans turned on because of how hot it was, when Abbey walked by and was all, "Daisy I have to go do pussy shit like help orphans and give blankets to homeless people." Daisy responded with a totally sexy, "Eh." Abbey pranced over and kissed her on her head then jumped head first out the window because fuck doors.
Daisy sat there on the couch stinking up the place with her disgusting cat sweat, leaving an assprint on the good leather, until Abbey's hot stepmom walked in the front door. "Oh my god what happened to the window god damn it Abbey," What's-Her-Name Stepmom shouted. Daisy looked at Abbey's Mom and was like "Damn. That bitch is hot," which is funny, because she is a dog. Do you get it? You better.
So Daisy was totally scopin' Abbey's Stepmom and thinking, "Oh man I am totally being a lesbian right now, look at those breasts and stuff. And that ass. Damn she is totally scoping me out right now too." And she was! Abbey's Stepmom was totally scoping her out! "Where's Abbey and that other adopted kid who I do not really care about?" She asked, in a totally attractive and not at all raspy and ear bleeding voice. "Something about giving orphans to homeless people and pussies," Daisy said. Abbey's Stepmom smiled and said, "Alright then let's have hot lesbian sex." Daisy smiled like a serial killer sexily, and replied, "Cool I've never had sex with a complete whore before."
So the two had sex and did what lesbians do, which is like smashing their hip bones against each other until one of them breaks, causing an extreme pain and bone protrusion, which is what we call an "orgasm". Molly came home from girl scouts and got in on this shit, until she got caught between the Crushing and had her brain smashed. Abbey got back and mourned over the death of his #1 ho then realized Daisy and his Mom were still going at it and the den was covered in blood from their constant ramming. Abbey killed himself, Daisy laughed, Abbey's real dad came and beat the living shit out of Daisy, Abbey's Stepmom, Dead Molly, Dead Abbey, and Yashy died because it's my story and fuck you.
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This post has been edited by Toastyjester: 18 April 2011 - 11:11 PM