"Try this in real life!!"
For example: The elevator hack. Y'know, where you press and hold the "close" button and the button for the floor you want to go to in order to get to that floor without any stops in between.
Or something like this: Go to Starbucks and order a "Captain Crunchberry". It's an off-menu drink that I have ordered in many a Starbucks in the past. Your mind will be blown and you'll confuse the fuck out of your taste buds.
Anything goes~
Also, feel free to post when you try any of the little hacks that people have posted.
- #1
- 25 April 2011 - 01:51 AM
- #2
- 25 April 2011 - 02:04 AM

your welcome
- #3
- 25 April 2011 - 02:11 AM
- #4
- 25 April 2011 - 04:25 AM
- #5
- 25 April 2011 - 10:57 AM
And the pirates thing is pretty awesome too. I mean, I've used it before and all, the hack is not THAT impressive, but i didn't know that is why some sailors used eyepatches.
- #6
- 25 April 2011 - 11:09 AM
Also, if it's creme based, throw it in the freezer and you're set on dessert for a while. Water based, and it'll last you maybe a week frozen.
Library's are increasingly having selections of music available. Borrow, download to computer, and give back.
- #7
- 25 April 2011 - 11:04 PM
- #8
- 26 April 2011 - 01:58 AM
Gameking218, on 25 April 2011 - 11:04 PM, said:
Guess what? You can do this with movies too! It's called "Piracy" and it's totally fine so long as the FBI don't find you and whoop your @ss.
This post has been edited by Dr. Klaus: 26 April 2011 - 03:32 AM
- #9
- 26 April 2011 - 03:32 AM
Kaxbe, on 26 April 2011 - 01:58 AM, said:
/shamelessproductplacement
- #10
- 26 April 2011 - 12:29 PM
- #11
- 26 April 2011 - 01:31 PM
Gameking218, on 25 April 2011 - 11:04 PM, said:
Meh, i'm in a library now...
Might as well do somthing to kill time till next class.
This post has been edited by Domafari: 26 April 2011 - 01:38 PM
- #12
- 26 April 2011 - 01:33 PM
- #13
- 26 April 2011 - 06:20 PM
- #14
- 26 April 2011 - 06:24 PM
Well, a mother is a much more than acceptable substitute. In fact, it is not even a substitute.
- #15
- 26 April 2011 - 07:05 PM
Use a guitar amplifier instead of a pricy sound system with a 3.5mm<->3.5mm wire and phone.
PCSX2 instead of a PS2.
Will add more when I'm at the PC.
- #16
- 26 April 2011 - 07:34 PM
- #17
- 26 April 2011 - 07:55 PM
ILB, on 26 April 2011 - 06:20 PM, said:
Ok, Starwatcher.
- #18
- 26 April 2011 - 11:50 PM
Migrant, on 25 April 2011 - 11:09 AM, said:
This post has been edited by GaryD12: 26 April 2011 - 11:59 PM
- #19
- 26 April 2011 - 11:58 PM
Purin said:
ILB said:
Ok, Starwatcher.
Actually, Starwatcher would be an acceptable alternative to ILB, since he lives a lot closer to me.
- #20
- 27 April 2011 - 01:41 AM
High replay value, fo sho.
- #21
- 27 April 2011 - 10:52 PM
- #22
- 28 April 2011 - 01:02 AM
Close your eyes, then put pressure on them. You'll start to see all sorts of visual hallucinations. It's because apply pressure to your eyes also puts pressure on the vision part of your brain, sort of short circuiting it and causing it to make shit up.
This can also be achieved by staring at a light source and rapidly moving something in front of your face.
- #23
- 28 April 2011 - 05:01 AM
CaptainBaconMan, on 28 April 2011 - 05:01 AM, said:
Close your eyes, then put pressure on them. You'll start to see all sorts of visual hallucinations. It's because apply pressure to your eyes also puts pressure on the vision part of your brain, sort of short circuiting it and causing it to make shit up.
This can also be achieved by staring at a light source and rapidly moving something in front of your face.
i am familiar with the consept but I did it anyway.
I saw peircing eyes. They haunt me now.
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- 28 April 2011 - 05:39 AM
- #25
- 28 April 2011 - 02:32 PM
- #26
- 28 April 2011 - 03:01 PM
- #27
- 28 April 2011 - 03:31 PM
Here's another one, it might require another person. If you can't get a person to help you, find a doorway. Have the person (or doorway) restrict the movement of your arms as you try to bring them up parallel with your shoulders. After about 20-30 seconds, step away and hold your arms limp at your side. Your arms should start slowly raising by themselves.
This post has been edited by CaptainBaconMan: 30 April 2011 - 02:48 AM
- #28
- 28 April 2011 - 04:07 PM
CaptainBaconMan, on 28 April 2011 - 04:07 PM, said:
Details.
- #29
- 28 April 2011 - 04:16 PM
- #30
- 28 April 2011 - 05:56 PM
- #31
- 28 April 2011 - 06:03 PM
2) Push like you're trying to lift the house by the doorway
3) Keep doing this for 20-30 seconds, then move away from the doorway
4) Hands move by themselves
- #32
- 28 April 2011 - 06:15 PM
Although it might work with the palm, too - I have never tried that.
- #33
- 28 April 2011 - 08:15 PM
- #34
- 29 March 2012 - 12:44 AM
This post has been edited by Quaddy: 29 March 2012 - 03:13 AM
- #35
- 29 March 2012 - 03:13 AM
- #36
- 29 March 2012 - 03:14 AM
- #37
- 29 March 2012 - 05:13 AM
- #38
- 29 March 2012 - 06:09 AM
Anyway, Hack/trick for those who don't want to sneeze at an inopportune moment. If you can feel a sneeze coming on, close your jaw and press your tounge hard against the fleshy/soft part of the roof of your mouth, towards the back.
This post has been edited by KAS Bat: 29 March 2012 - 10:42 AM
- #39
- 29 March 2012 - 10:40 AM
The umbilical chord is where all the good stuff is.
This post has been edited by CaptainBaconMan: 29 March 2012 - 05:44 PM
- #40
- 29 March 2012 - 02:13 PM
- #41
- 29 March 2012 - 04:06 PM
- #42
- 29 March 2012 - 10:05 PM
Health/body hack #1 is only legal if the doctor will proscribe you the medication in question for the correct reason (i.e. correcting hair loss). Otherwise you are violating federal drug laws, as is the doctor.
From the health/body hacks
#2 is bullshit; this won't reset your circadian rhythm.
#4 only works if the coconut is undamaged, and it sometimes still will kill them.
#8 won't cure acne, though it can help a bit. The real fun there is when you sleep on one side and then you end up looking like twoface.
From the miscellaneous hacks
#3 is just dickery, not really a hack. You could do the same by unplugging it and plugging it back in; its not clever.
#4 is again dickery; elevators work the way they do for a reason.
#7 works... for a given definition of work. It requires the right type of 9 volt battery (some are not built that way, so taking them apart will give you a bunch of odd batteries that won't fit in anything) and the AAAA batteries are not ACTUALLY AAA batteries, and therefore will die faster. On the other hand, the coin cell thing totally works.
I will also note that, generally speaking, you can get away with eating the brain just fine - only if they have the disease will you contract it. Eating livers, likewise, is generally okay. Eating humans in general is risky, though.
This post has been edited by Titanium Dragon: 30 March 2012 - 02:36 AM
- #43
- 30 March 2012 - 02:34 AM
GaryD12, on 26 April 2011 - 11:58 PM, said:
im so fucking glad youre banned
- #44
- 30 March 2012 - 02:47 AM




















