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Daily Cow Theory

Kaxbe
Member

Apparently, there is this theory that 99% of the world's population sees at least one cow every day. This is a thread where we can test this, for the pure sake of testing something. I will be editing this first post every day as we list things. Merely state where you saw the cow and how it was depicted. If you can, please share a picture of the cow.

Rules thus far:

You can only link to a picture of a cow that you find. Don't post it in here as an image. I don't want to have to deal with loops and loops of cow sightings. "HERPADERP, I SAW A COW IN THIS FORUM POSTED IN THIS THREAD."
No. Fatties do not count as cows. Fatties only count as cows if they are wearing cow pattern, have a cow on their clothes, or are actually dressed as a cow.
Cows that you eat only count if it still resembles a cow.
Bulls count, apparently. This might as well be "Daily Cattle Theory".

Cows seen so far:

Cows for May 2011
Spoiler
- On a billboard for Chik-fil-A, seen by Kaxbe
- In Minecraft, seen by NoCreativeNames and other Minecraft players using the "Quandary Classic Roots" texture pack"
- As part of a google image search, seen by RawrDinosaur, who won't directly post images of cows in this thread again and will instead link to them from here on out
- As part of life on the countryside, seen by Kapitan Fryface
- On a carton of milk from Mayfield Farms, seen by Leaving a Comment
- On a discarded "Skinny Cow" box, seen by Kaxbe
- In fucking Georgia, seen by Captain Bacon Man
- As a CD bag, seen by MouseCat and Hen Barrison
- In a field in real life, seen by MouseCat
- Every day in math class, seen by Hen Barrison
- On a milk machine in a dining hall, seen by Borg Lord
- On a billboard by an abandoned thrift store, seen by Kaxbe
- Fallout: New Vegas' Steve Bison Hotel, seen by NoCreativeNames
- Farm behind his house, seen by Wolf
- On a milk carton, seen by JPEspinoza
- On a bucket of Ben & Jerry's ice cream, seen by Snoregore
- In a health movie, seen by Grass
- A flying cow named Gertrude, seen by NoCreativeNames
- On her way home, seen by Leaving A Comment
- On some tubs of Blue Bell Ice Cream, seen by Kaxbe
- Random gif, seen by Kaxbe
- Online picross game, seen by Kaxbe
- On a steak package, seen by Grass
- On a cattle farm, seen by BeachSideCheese
- A supposedly dead one, seen by shovel
- On fucking twitter, seen by Kaxbe
- On some cheese, seen by NoCreativeNames

This post has been edited by Kaxbe: 09 May 2011 - 07:56 PM

#1
03 May 2011 - 02:56 AM

JPEspinoza
Member

are cows invading mass media? im in.

#2
03 May 2011 - 02:57 AM

NoCreativeNames
Member

The word "Cow" on a thread started by user "Kaxbe" on http://www.bitterswe...bowl.com/forum/

This post has been edited by NoCreativeNames: 03 May 2011 - 02:58 AM

#3
03 May 2011 - 02:57 AM

Kaxbe
Member

NoCreativeNames, on 03 May 2011 - 02:57 AM, said:

The word "Cow" on a thread started by user "Kaxbe" on http://www.bitterswe...bowl.com/forum/

Actual cows or representations of cows, NCN. Not the word "cow".

#4
03 May 2011 - 03:03 AM

NoCreativeNames
Member

Kaxbe, on 03 May 2011 - 03:03 AM, said:

NoCreativeNames, on 03 May 2011 - 02:57 AM, said:

The word "Cow" on a thread started by user "Kaxbe" on http://www.bitterswe...bowl.com/forum/

Actual cows or representations of cows, NCN. Not the word "cow".

The word "cow" does represent a cow though. :|

I saw a bunch of cows in Minecraft, if that counts.

#5
03 May 2011 - 03:04 AM

Kaxbe
Member

NoCreativeNames, on 03 May 2011 - 03:04 AM, said:

Kaxbe, on 03 May 2011 - 03:03 AM, said:

NoCreativeNames, on 03 May 2011 - 02:57 AM, said:

The word "Cow" on a thread started by user "Kaxbe" on http://www.bitterswe...bowl.com/forum/

Actual cows or representations of cows, NCN. Not the word "cow".

The word "cow" does represent a cow though. :|

I saw a bunch of cows in Minecraft, if that counts.

Whatever, dude. It only applies to not-the-word-cow cows.

And noted.

#6
03 May 2011 - 03:07 AM

Rawrdinosaur
Member

Today I saw a cow after I googled the word cow after I read this thread.
This is the aforementioned cow.

This post has been edited by Rawrdinosaur: 03 May 2011 - 02:26 PM

#7
03 May 2011 - 03:08 AM

JPEspinoza
Member

minecraft players and farmers see cows everyday . are there any farmers present ?

#8
03 May 2011 - 03:09 AM

Kapitan Fryface
Member

I live out in the countryside, so it's very easy for me to see cows every day.

#9
03 May 2011 - 03:17 AM

NoCreativeNames
Member

I was unable to get a screenshot of the cows I claimed to have seen earlier. However, I was able to take a screenshot of a cow I found on another Minecraft world, using the Quandary Classic Roots texture pack, the same texture pack I was using when I spotted the aformentioned aformentioned cows. This is NOT an image of the cows I saw earlier, but this cow does look EXACTLY the same as them. Also, this link is incredibly long.

From #bcb a few moments ago: [20:15] <NCN> If you want me to be more specific about the location of the cow, Kaxbe, it was in "Isla Sin Diamantes"* at coordinates: -260, 67, -525. it might also be worth noting that there were about four cows and that all of them were seen with the "Quandary Classic Roots" cow skin

* My primary Minecraft world.

This post has been edited by NoCreativeNames: 03 May 2011 - 03:28 AM

#10
03 May 2011 - 03:25 AM

snooths
Moderator

what the fuck is a cow

#11
03 May 2011 - 03:43 AM

Peturd
BCI Member

whf, on 03 May 2011 - 03:43 AM, said:

what the fuck is a cow

A magical creature with lots of tits

#12
03 May 2011 - 03:48 AM

JPEspinoza
Member

whf, on 03 May 2011 - 03:43 AM, said:

what the fuck is a cow

you just heard about cows right after Osama's death... coincidence ? I think not

#13
03 May 2011 - 03:50 AM

Craft aids
That doesn't sound like a rape. That sounds like suprise sex
Banned

I'm not sure where you are going with that one jpe

#14
03 May 2011 - 04:35 AM

ILB
secretly a man
Member

He is going to make the absolutely horrible pun "Cowsama bin Laden". Or "Oxama", alternately.

Still. I saw now cows either today or yesterday. The day before that, though, I watched the cows & cows & cows clip from youtube. Sort of unsure whether any of those things might correctly be titulated as bovine, though.

#15
03 May 2011 - 12:50 PM

snooths
Moderator

no seriously what is this shit

#16
03 May 2011 - 01:09 PM

NoCreativeNames
Member

Decided I won't play Minecraft today.

Gonna see how that turns out.

#17
03 May 2011 - 02:52 PM

Leaving_a_Comment
Member

Call bull shit on the theory because I live in rural Tennessee and I can tell you that there are days when I most certainly do not see a cow...
*Stops, looks at the milk carton on desk*

...oh fuck you Mayfield Dairy farm.

#18
03 May 2011 - 03:17 PM

Kaxbe
Member

On a discarded Skinny Cow box.

#19
03 May 2011 - 03:40 PM

CaptainBaconMan
Member

I see several real cows almost every day. I live in fucking Georgia, it's to be expected.

#20
03 May 2011 - 04:03 PM

MouseCat
Member

We have a CD Bag that's disguised as a small stuffed animal. Yes it's a cow.

Also, I remember seeing brown cows yesterday at the fields left and right of the road to town. I have yet to see a real white cow with black spots here. And does Water Buffalo count?

#21
03 May 2011 - 04:04 PM

snooths
Moderator

guys stop trolling me what the fuck is happening here

#22
03 May 2011 - 04:17 PM

Meowth
Please go easy on me. I don't like critique. Or my title.
Member

I saw a cow in my math class yesterday. 15 year old pregnant chick. She was moo'ing too. I SWEAR TO GOD.

#23
03 May 2011 - 08:24 PM

Hen Barrison
Member

I see cows every day in my math class. My teacher who grew up on a farm has sevral pictures of cows saying things having to do with math and advice for life. goes rather well with our schools nickname, cow pie high.

MouseCat, on 03 May 2011 - 04:04 PM, said:

We have a CD Bag that's disguised as a small stuffed animal. Yes it's a cow.

a friend of mine has one of those. Witch I also see every other day in my spanish class.

#24
03 May 2011 - 08:33 PM

Dr. Klaus
Member

I know words don't count, but on the blackboard it looks like akacatgirl drew the word "cow"

Quote

#25
03 May 2011 - 09:52 PM

Jerk
Member

Does it have to be an actual cow or can it just be like, "Look at that fat bitch over there. What a cow."

#26
03 May 2011 - 10:03 PM

Quaddy
Member

I see a cow every day on the way to school from my bus

#27
03 May 2011 - 10:48 PM

Borg Lord
Talk shit about furries and see how mad I get!
Member

I see cows every day on the milk machine in the dining hall.

#28
03 May 2011 - 11:17 PM

Taeshi
one hot bitch
Administrator

hahahahahahah jerk

i am going to be conscious about this now screw you

#29
03 May 2011 - 11:39 PM

Dr. Klaus
Member

This count?

#30
04 May 2011 - 01:12 AM

Kaxbe
Member

Dr. Klaus, on 04 May 2011 - 01:12 AM, said:

This count?

That would count, if you saw it, yeah.

BUT DAMN PEOPLE. No, fatties do not count as cows despite their resemblance to them because of their girth!! Okay? Okay. Half of the internet is fatties.

Taeshi, on 03 May 2011 - 11:39 PM, said:

hahahahahahah jerk

i am going to be conscious about this now screw you

It's like breathing. Or blinking. Or whether or not you're aware that you have a tongue in your mouth.

This post has been edited by Kaxbe: 04 May 2011 - 03:52 AM