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The Cute Pokemon League

SpaceMouse
BCI Member
his custom license plate literally reads "M0US3Y"

COME ONE COME ALL TO THE OFFICIAL CUTE POKEMON LEAGUE

here are the _rules_:

1) only cute pokemon
2) don't be a jackass

what counts as cute pokemon, you may ask, well, the general rule of thumb is that if a 10-year-old girl would find it cute, it's cute.
otherwise, no.
so no, tyrannitar is not cute.

all battles will be handled over the pokemon online simulator! so no fuckin bullshit with having to level to 100 or anything.
Pokémon Online - Home

yes you can create any pokemon with any move. it kinda operates on the honor system. THIS IS GEN 5 BEE TEE DUBS!! Which means YES all pokemon are available!
no, you shouldn't be a douche. because i'll ban you.

IDEALLY the way this works is that there are enough people to have gym leaders and the elite four! then anyone can challenge the bracket and possibly become GRAND CHAMPION?!?!
if you make a team, post it here, so it can be approved for cuteness.

ITEMS CAN ONLY BE ONE PER TEAM
so in other words you can't have them all packing evolite you ASSHOLE

FOR APPROVAL, SPACEY'S TEAM:
Cinccino
Emolga
Drilbur
Jirachi
Whimsicott
Litwick

This post has been edited by SpaceMouse: 04 May 2011 - 04:50 PM

#1
04 May 2011 - 12:07 AM

Craft aids
That doesn't sound like a rape. That sounds like suprise sex
Banned

Wynougt!

#2
04 May 2011 - 12:15 AM

Pants
Member

I will field a team of nothing but caterpies, and I will dominate everyone

#3
04 May 2011 - 12:27 AM

kekon
Member

Team Magnificent:
Pachirisu
Nidorina
Slowpoke
Jigglypuff
Piplup
Teddiursa

This post has been edited by kekon: 04 May 2011 - 01:00 AM

#4
04 May 2011 - 12:27 AM

Credence
secretly a man
Member

You're all DEAD.

#5
04 May 2011 - 12:33 AM

Craft aids
That doesn't sound like a rape. That sounds like suprise sex
Banned

Is missing no cute?

I think he is.

#6
04 May 2011 - 12:39 AM

Junior Boomer
BCI Member

JUNIORBOOMER'S STAR SQUAD

CUBONE
FURRET
FLYGON
BUIZEL
SNIVY
BLITZLE

#7
04 May 2011 - 12:41 AM

Craft aids
That doesn't sound like a rape. That sounds like suprise sex
Banned

Why would you tell people beforehand?

#8
04 May 2011 - 12:42 AM

Meowth
Please go easy on me. I don't like critique. Or my title.
Member

Craft aids, on 04 May 2011 - 12:39 AM, said:

Is missing no cute?

I think he is.

EDIT: My bad. You meant Missingno. I thought you were asking "Is missing no cute?" Which clearly makes no sense.

And yes, Kekon. That is the name of the small bear Pokemon. Although you spelled Jigglypuff's name wrong.

This post has been edited by Meowth: 04 May 2011 - 12:53 AM

#9
04 May 2011 - 12:44 AM

Craft aids
That doesn't sound like a rape. That sounds like suprise sex
Banned

Meowth, on 04 May 2011 - 12:44 AM, said:

Craft aids, on 04 May 2011 - 12:39 AM, said:

Is missing no cute?

I think he is.

This made such a small amount of sense, I actually got sick to my stomach. I swear to fucking God I put my hand to my mouth out of nausea.

What? Don't you like "L"s?
Missingno was a pokemon once.

#10
04 May 2011 - 12:50 AM

Migrant
Would refuse to attend a gay wedding; makes out with men
Member

Pants, on 04 May 2011 - 12:27 AM, said:

I will field a team of nothing but caterpies, and I will dominate everyone

AWESOME! I'll build one completelly of Weedles and we'll battle it out!

#11
04 May 2011 - 12:55 AM

Craft aids
That doesn't sound like a rape. That sounds like suprise sex
Banned

Only harden moves oh yeeeeeah.

#12
04 May 2011 - 12:57 AM

Kou
Member

Mienfoo
Mew
Zorua
Pikachu
Snivy
Sneasel

If it need changes let me know.

This post has been edited by Kou: 04 May 2011 - 01:35 PM

#13
04 May 2011 - 01:04 AM

ClosetLucy
Member

Emolga
Luxio
Cinccino
Flareon
Shaymin
Whimsicott

Alright...Now I got a reason to beat the game

This post has been edited by ClosetLucy: 04 May 2011 - 01:08 AM

#14
04 May 2011 - 01:07 AM

Credence
secretly a man
Member

Munchlax
Shaymin (Normal Forme)
Rotom-S
Azumarill
Vanillish
Ditto

HAHAHAHAHAHA

This post has been edited by Credence: 04 May 2011 - 01:49 PM

#15
04 May 2011 - 01:13 AM

Migrant
Would refuse to attend a gay wedding; makes out with men
Member

Spacey, you should forbid all legendaries. They're gay.

#16
04 May 2011 - 01:14 AM

Credence
secretly a man
Member

Not really. They're base 100 stats across the board. Not terribly crazy, but decent. Sides, not the Shaymin you should be worried about.

(You don't know shit about pokemon)

#17
04 May 2011 - 01:22 AM

SpaceMouse
BCI Member
his custom license plate literally reads "M0US3Y"

base-100s are legal in OU, so i'm allowing ONE per team, at most.

#18
04 May 2011 - 01:23 AM

Grass
Is fucking Panny up in heaven
Member

TEAM GRASS (Trainer)

Togekiss
Shaymin
Minun
Azumarill
Skitty
Gothita

TEAM GRASS (Trainer2)
To keep up with the 'leaders' of gyms, I'll only use my favorite type, Grass.
Cherrim
Jumpluff
Whimsicott
Chikorita
Roselia
Snivy

So which one would you prefer me using?
Trainer or Trainer2?

This post has been edited by Grass: 04 May 2011 - 02:09 AM

#19
04 May 2011 - 01:57 AM

Credence
secretly a man
Member

What in God's fucking green earth is wrong with you. Get this Breloom shit out of here. Then read rule 2.

#20
04 May 2011 - 02:02 AM

Grass
Is fucking Panny up in heaven
Member

Well I got rid of Blissy and Breloom.

#21
04 May 2011 - 02:09 AM

Craft aids
That doesn't sound like a rape. That sounds like suprise sex
Banned

Credence, on 04 May 2011 - 02:02 AM, said:

What in God's fucking green earth is wrong with you. Get this Breloom shit out of here. Then read rule 2.

"God's fucking green earth"
I find this usage amusing.

#22
04 May 2011 - 02:18 AM

Migrant
Would refuse to attend a gay wedding; makes out with men
Member

OK! Finished!
Kricketune
Shuckle
Gligar
Wormadam Trash coat
Joltic
Uxie

Aproved??

#23
04 May 2011 - 02:53 AM

Craft aids
That doesn't sound like a rape. That sounds like suprise sex
Banned

When and where do we start this?

I have the program loaded and am researching things.

#24
04 May 2011 - 02:55 AM

BeachSideCheese
Member

My team so far.

Please tell me if there is a problem, whether it be on cuteness or whatever.

Jirachi
Clefable
Togekiss
Umbreon
Wynaut/Wobbufet
Dragonite

#25
04 May 2011 - 02:57 AM

Craft aids
That doesn't sound like a rape. That sounds like suprise sex
Banned

The new team rolls in, then it gets old but still has the name "new".
Politoad
Snorlax
Ampharos
Umbrion
Glation
Flarion

#26
04 May 2011 - 03:51 AM

MouseCat
Member

I guess I'm making a team of mouse and cat pokemon.

#27
04 May 2011 - 03:56 AM

Kaxbe
Member

I want in on this. Can I build a team next week, Space? I'm devoting the rest of this week to finding a new job and drawing.

#28
04 May 2011 - 04:01 AM

SpaceMouse
BCI Member
his custom license plate literally reads "M0US3Y"

BeachSideCheese, on 04 May 2011 - 02:57 AM, said:

My team so far.

Please tell me if there is a problem, whether it be on cuteness or whatever.

Jirachi
Clefable
Togekiss
Umbreon
Wynaut/Wobbufet
Dragonite

Wobbu/Wynaut is banned, so no.
Dragonite is an engine of terror. Dragonair sure.

Craft aids, on 04 May 2011 - 03:51 AM, said:

The new team rolls in, then it gets old but still has the name "new".
Politoad
Snorlax
Ampharos
Umbrion
Glation
Flarion

Umbreon has glowing red eyes. Not cute. Snorlax is not cute. Munchlax is.

#29
04 May 2011 - 04:22 AM

Craft aids
That doesn't sound like a rape. That sounds like suprise sex
Banned

I would say snorlax is a plushie but ok.
Also, we both of us had umbrion.
Off to find replacements.

This post has been edited by Craft aids: 04 May 2011 - 04:25 AM

#30
04 May 2011 - 04:25 AM

Craft aids
That doesn't sound like a rape. That sounds like suprise sex
Banned

Blissy and zorua

#31
04 May 2011 - 04:39 AM

BeachSideCheese
Member

SpaceMouse, on 04 May 2011 - 04:22 AM, said:

Dragonite is an engine of terror. Dragonair sure.

Oh well I tried...

here it is now.

Azelf
Clefable
Suicune
Dragonair
Jirachi
Togekiss

Let me know if there are any issues.

#32
04 May 2011 - 04:45 AM

Credence
secretly a man
Member

BeachSideCheese, on 04 May 2011 - 04:45 AM, said:

SpaceMouse, on 04 May 2011 - 04:22 AM, said:

Dragonite is an engine of terror. Dragonair sure.

Oh well I tried...

here it is now.

[Bullshit Excluded]

Let me know if there are any issues.

Ok, lets go through this crap one by one.

Quote

Azelf

Acceptable, I guess.

Quote

Clefable

Also ok.

Quote

Suicune

No. Fuck you. No. Not cute, and you can't have two legendaries.

Quote

Dragonair

Ok.

Quote

Jirachi

No, you can't have three legendaries. Is there something about you kids that makes you incapable of making competent teams without relying on complete bullshit?

Quote

Togekiss

Acceptable, but fuck you.

This post has been edited by Credence: 04 May 2011 - 05:21 AM

#33
04 May 2011 - 05:20 AM

BeachSideCheese
Member

Jeez Credence way to be an asshole. What? You could be just constructive instead of bashing the team?

Here is my team yet again, and as usual, just tell me if there are any problems.

Azelf
Clefable
Altaria
Gardevoir
Togekiss
Vaporeon

#34
04 May 2011 - 05:45 AM

Credence
secretly a man
Member

Ok, yknow what? No. You're not allowed in the league. If I see you on the server, I'm gonna kick you into the next calendar year. FUCKIN DONE.

I AM THE PIKACHU, YOU ARE THE CAT
Posted Image

This post has been edited by Credence: 04 May 2011 - 05:55 AM

#35
04 May 2011 - 05:53 AM

Migrant
Would refuse to attend a gay wedding; makes out with men
Member

Altaria
Gardevoir

these count as cute?
My team was bashed, so I'll bash others, too!

#36
04 May 2011 - 05:54 AM

Credence
secretly a man
Member

Altaria is admittedly pretty fluffy, but come the hell on, dude isn't even TRYING not to be an asshole. And that's rule number 2. I'm using a fucking ice cream cone. Be creative.

#37
04 May 2011 - 05:58 AM

BeachSideCheese
Member

Credence, it is obvious that I have really rubbed you the wrong way. I was trying to build a team of cute pokemon, but two things got in the way of that.

1.Some pokemon I find cute, others do not agree.

2.I try to build in a semi competitive way, because in the back of my mind I always think I am buildimg the team to stand up against teams that my friends would build.(They like to play really competitively.)

I should never have went about it this was because, this was built more for fun.

SO all in all.

My apologies.

I wont do this again.

#38
04 May 2011 - 06:34 AM

Volgrand
Member

Yesterday someone told me about the need of trying new things. I never (NEVER) played pokemon before. Let's give that a try.

As I didn't know any pokemon (almost), I searched in google for "cutest pokemon". So there is my team

VOLGRAND'S TEAM:

-Chikorita
-Horsea
-Pichu
-Slowbro
-Chimecho
-Zoroark

It's that enough cuteness for you?

#39
04 May 2011 - 06:51 AM

Volgrand
Member

On the same time, BeachSideCheese don't worry. Anyway Credence is not the creator of that. And as I dislike the mood of his posts, I'm gonna say:

Credence, who you think you are for saying who is or who isn't in the league?? Just make your team, play (and beat me coz I'm going to loose), and shut up man.

#40
04 May 2011 - 07:48 AM

Migrant
Would refuse to attend a gay wedding; makes out with men
Member

dude, cred is just in an eternal state of rage. If he was a newbie he might get kicked out for that, but people have already grown used to him. So just accept. He doesn't really mean no disrespect (well... maybe he does) and he's prolly with Spacey in this.

Also, this is my secondary team, I hope you will all find it very cute:
Genesect
Swampert
Slaking
Eelektross
Gallade
Rayquaza

#41
04 May 2011 - 09:34 AM

Gnukko
Member

my team (fighting style team)
- Makuhita
- Scraggy (or Scrafty, but i doubt it will count as cute)
- Meditite
- Mienshao (or Mienfoo if shao isn't cute)
- Hitmontop (or Tyrogue if Top isn't cute)
- Riolu

backup plan are mankey, combusken or machop, but i doubt they would be considered cute.

#42
04 May 2011 - 09:58 AM

Migrant
Would refuse to attend a gay wedding; makes out with men
Member

machop is cute!

#43
04 May 2011 - 10:34 AM

Kou
Member

Wouldn't be some kind of rule? Like those clause that normaly is in pokemon tournaments, and team changing everytime. (Changing pokemon everytime in a battle is very anoying, just saying)
Also, just 1 kind of item for each pokemon right? So no Leftovers for everyone.

#44
04 May 2011 - 11:15 AM

Kaxbe
Member

I'm glad you found a use for that gif, Credence. So far I have a litwick and a lotad. I'll work on this shit more later.

#45
04 May 2011 - 11:15 AM

SpaceMouse
BCI Member
his custom license plate literally reads "M0US3Y"

BeachSideCheese, on 04 May 2011 - 06:34 AM, said:

I should never have went about it this was because, this was built more for fun.

that is in fact the point. this is one reason why cred and i, when crafting our teams, kept going "well, we could do this..." and then realizing we were minmaxing, and stopping.
the point is the challenge of using cute pokemon, not finding some way to get 10 legendaries on your team.

Kou, on 04 May 2011 - 11:15 AM, said:

what changing pokemon rule?
yes, as i said in the first post, everyone on your team has to have a unique item.

Gnukko, on 04 May 2011 - 09:58 AM, said:

I already told closet that Mienshao wasn't cute, and Mienfoo is, so that's cool

Volgrand, on 04 May 2011 - 06:51 AM, said:

VOLGRAND'S TEAM:

-Chikorita
-Horsea
-Pichu
-Slowbro
-Chimecho
-Zoroark

It's that enough cuteness for you?

Zorua yes, Zoroark no.

#46
04 May 2011 - 11:40 AM

Kou
Member

SpaceMouse, on 04 May 2011 - 11:40 AM, said:

Kou, on 04 May 2011 - 11:15 AM, said:

what changing pokemon rule?

I mean, switching pokemon during battle everytime, that makes some battles takes more time to conclude. Like trainer 1 sent a pikachu and trainer 2 sent a graveler, so trainer 1 will retreat pikachu to use a water pokemon, and trainer 2 will retreat graveler to use a eletric pokemon and so on. Hope you get it.
Like a switch clause in a way.

#47
04 May 2011 - 11:49 AM

SpaceMouse
BCI Member
his custom license plate literally reads "M0US3Y"

Kou, on 04 May 2011 - 11:49 AM, said:

SpaceMouse, on 04 May 2011 - 11:40 AM, said:

Kou, on 04 May 2011 - 11:15 AM, said:

what changing pokemon rule?

switching out of a bad matchup is a pretty good idea... i'm not seeing the issue with this?

#48
04 May 2011 - 11:56 AM

Maverik
Moderator

I think he means that it can become annoying when a match becomes trainers switching out every turn to avoid weaknesses, and the fight never actually going anywhere. Which can happen.

Ok. So. I'm posting my team and Molly's team, as she is a Pokémon fiend (though I can't speak for her skill as we've strangely never battled).

Team Maverik:
Vulpix
Mew
Misdreavus
Swinub
Paras
Shinx

Team Molly:
Blissey
Pichu
Whiscash
Vulpix
Mime Jr
Jumpluff

#49
04 May 2011 - 12:51 PM

SushiJaguar
Internet Tough Guy<br>P.S. I roleplay as a medieval furry
Member

Peeople stop bitching about the no legendaries rule. I'll fuckin' smoke you all with my Houndour/Torchic/Clefairy/Breloom/Plusle/Minun team.

#50
04 May 2011 - 12:53 PM

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