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  • Migrant
  • Would refuse to attend a gay wedding; makes out with men
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Fortunately the police found out about it and they were arrested.

Unfortunatelly they were able to continue producing the show from prison.

(sorry for the double, i just had to!)
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  • ILB
  • secretly a man :smirk:
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Fortunately, the prison also provided them with pens and paper. ^_^
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  • navi
  • Special Ed
    Banned
unfortunatly ilb misused the word fortunate.
  • #103

fortunately: we all moved on and went on an adventure to find Atlantis.
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  • ILB
  • secretly a man :smirk:
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Unfortunately, we could not find it. ^_^
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  • navi
  • Special Ed
    Banned
fortuantly, we found the REAL treashure. The power of freindship.
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Unfortunately, many of us were apparently incompatible with this concept, and began having violent seizures.
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Fortunately: It quickly turned into an epic rave party.

This post has been edited by Jorje: 01 December 2010 - 10:43 PM

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Unfortunately: The rave lights all broke
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Fortunately, they were merely hallucinations caused by the mold, making them easily repaired.
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Unfortunately: we realized all the doors were locked, and we were stuck in the room.

This post has been edited by Jorje: 01 December 2010 - 10:49 PM

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Fortunately, when the high died down we realized they were locked on the inside.
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  • ILB
  • secretly a man :smirk:
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Unfortunately, they were also jammed on the other side.
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Fortunately, the room is filled with bottles of WD-40 and 2 x 4's.
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Unfortunately, we are all to drugged out to figure out how to get out.
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Fortunately, I'm a klutz and the hinges are rusted.
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Unfortunately, some jerk reinforced them with duck tape and baling wire
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fortunately: we realized that duck tape isn't an actual kind of tape, therefore making the bailing wire our only obstacle.
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Unfortunately, calling the amount of bailing wire used excessive was an understatement.
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  • ILB
  • secretly a man :smirk:
    Member
Fortunately, we are all wireproof, except for Sammy. But he carries a wire extinguisher on himself at all times.
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  • navi
  • Special Ed
    Banned
unfortunatly, that makes no sence.
fortunatly, is doesn't have to.
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unfortunatly: a wiretruck that was responding to the wire, ran over navi.
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  • ILB
  • secretly a man :smirk:
    Member
Fortunately, AC/DC responded to this by playing "Live Wire".
  • #123

Unfortunately, they were attacked by a pack of wild wiremaraners.
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fortunately: they were old and nobody really cared, but it gave us enough time to escape.

This post has been edited by Jorje: 02 December 2010 - 01:53 AM

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Unfortunately, we all tripped over a fire and they caught up.
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  • navi
  • Special Ed
    Banned
fortunatly, wirethey sent wireblind wiremen after wireus wire.
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Unfortunately, WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED?!?
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  • Apoc
  • ALL I POST IS SHIT
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Fortunatly, it snowed and we could all have some fun.
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Unfortunately, we are in the movie Schindler's List. ):
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  • navi
  • Special Ed
    Banned
fortunatly, if you just remove the word "wire" from my above post making fun of you all you can understand what I said and go about the tail.
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Unfortunately, NO. >:[ Tasteless Holocaust Joke Time.
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  • Apoc
  • ALL I POST IS SHIT
    Banned
Fortunately I didn't read that.
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  • Mister Nikel
  • The Prosecution is always ready your honor.
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Unfortunately someone read that post out loud.
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  • Apoc
  • ALL I POST IS SHIT
    Banned
Fortunately I was not there when it happend
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  • ILB
  • secretly a man :smirk:
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Unfortunately, you were there when Alfred Nobel first experimented with dynamite. ^_^
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fortunately, it only gave him permanent brain damage.

EDIT* yes it did, hence the special ed.

This post has been edited by Jorje: 02 December 2010 - 03:25 PM

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  • Apoc
  • ALL I POST IS SHIT
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unfortunately, It didn't
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Fortunately, we all went out for ice cream later.
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  • Apoc
  • ALL I POST IS SHIT
    Banned
Unfortunatly I poisand all icecream but mine
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  • ILB
  • secretly a man :smirk:
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Fortunately, you shared your ice cream with us because we all lost ours. Right? ^_^
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Unfortunately only his ice cream was actually poisonous. And full of glass shards. That we ate.

This post has been edited by Leaving_a_Comment: 02 December 2010 - 05:20 PM

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  • ILB
  • secretly a man :smirk:
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Fortunately, all of us had proper gag reflexes and no real damage was done, except for a few scrapes to the tongue.
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  • MiwAuturu
  • BCI Member
  • Ask me what I think about Snooths!
Unfortunately those can make it very hard to eat.
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  • ILB
  • secretly a man :smirk:
    Member
Fortunately, we can get food intravenously. :x
  • #145

  • navi
  • Special Ed
    Banned
unfortunatly, injecting poisoned frosen treats can only be bad.
  • #146

fortunately im rollin with mad blunts
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unfortunately: the cops are right over there. and they see you.
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  • ILB
  • secretly a man :smirk:
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Fortunately, they are old friends with him. ^_^
  • #149

Unfortunately, the badge comes first
(this is navi's)

This post has been edited by Enoban: 02 December 2010 - 07:37 PM

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