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  • Migrant
  • Would refuse to attend a gay wedding; makes out with men
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Fortunately the police found out about it and they were arrested.

Unfortunatelly they were able to continue producing the show from prison.

(sorry for the double, i just had to!)
  • #101
  • 01 December 2010 - 06:46 PM
  • ILB
  • secretly a man :smirk:
    Member
Fortunately, the prison also provided them with pens and paper. ^_^
  • #102
  • 01 December 2010 - 07:05 PM
  • navi
  • Special Ed
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unfortunatly ilb misused the word fortunate.
  • #103
  • 01 December 2010 - 07:10 PM
fortunately: we all moved on and went on an adventure to find Atlantis.
  • #104
  • 01 December 2010 - 10:24 PM
  • ILB
  • secretly a man :smirk:
    Member
Unfortunately, we could not find it. ^_^
  • #105
  • 01 December 2010 - 10:25 PM
  • navi
  • Special Ed
    Banned
fortuantly, we found the REAL treashure. The power of freindship.
  • #106
  • 01 December 2010 - 10:28 PM
Unfortunately, many of us were apparently incompatible with this concept, and began having violent seizures.
  • #107
  • 01 December 2010 - 10:42 PM
Fortunately: It quickly turned into an epic rave party.

This post has been edited by Jorje: 01 December 2010 - 10:43 PM

  • #108
  • 01 December 2010 - 10:42 PM
Unfortunately: The rave lights all broke
  • #109
  • 01 December 2010 - 10:45 PM
Fortunately, they were merely hallucinations caused by the mold, making them easily repaired.
  • #110
  • 01 December 2010 - 10:46 PM
Unfortunately: we realized all the doors were locked, and we were stuck in the room.

This post has been edited by Jorje: 01 December 2010 - 10:49 PM

  • #111
  • 01 December 2010 - 10:47 PM
Fortunately, when the high died down we realized they were locked on the inside.
  • #112
  • 01 December 2010 - 10:50 PM
  • ILB
  • secretly a man :smirk:
    Member
Unfortunately, they were also jammed on the other side.
  • #113
  • 01 December 2010 - 10:55 PM
Fortunately, the room is filled with bottles of WD-40 and 2 x 4's.
  • #114
  • 01 December 2010 - 10:56 PM
Unfortunately, we are all to drugged out to figure out how to get out.
  • #115
  • 01 December 2010 - 10:59 PM
Fortunately, I'm a klutz and the hinges are rusted.
  • #116
  • 01 December 2010 - 11:01 PM
Unfortunately, some jerk reinforced them with duck tape and baling wire
  • #117
  • 01 December 2010 - 11:04 PM
fortunately: we realized that duck tape isn't an actual kind of tape, therefore making the bailing wire our only obstacle.
  • #118
  • 01 December 2010 - 11:15 PM
Unfortunately, calling the amount of bailing wire used excessive was an understatement.
  • #119
  • 01 December 2010 - 11:19 PM
  • ILB
  • secretly a man :smirk:
    Member
Fortunately, we are all wireproof, except for Sammy. But he carries a wire extinguisher on himself at all times.
  • #120
  • 02 December 2010 - 01:16 AM
  • navi
  • Special Ed
    Banned
unfortunatly, that makes no sence.
fortunatly, is doesn't have to.
  • #121
  • 02 December 2010 - 01:28 AM
unfortunatly: a wiretruck that was responding to the wire, ran over navi.
  • #122
  • 02 December 2010 - 01:42 AM
  • ILB
  • secretly a man :smirk:
    Member
Fortunately, AC/DC responded to this by playing "Live Wire".
  • #123
  • 02 December 2010 - 01:43 AM
Unfortunately, they were attacked by a pack of wild wiremaraners.
  • #124
  • 02 December 2010 - 01:48 AM
fortunately: they were old and nobody really cared, but it gave us enough time to escape.

This post has been edited by Jorje: 02 December 2010 - 01:53 AM

  • #125
  • 02 December 2010 - 01:49 AM
Unfortunately, we all tripped over a fire and they caught up.
  • #126
  • 02 December 2010 - 02:56 AM
  • navi
  • Special Ed
    Banned
fortunatly, wirethey sent wireblind wiremen after wireus wire.
  • #127
  • 02 December 2010 - 03:06 AM
Unfortunately, WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED?!?
  • #128
  • 02 December 2010 - 03:43 AM
  • Apoc
  • ALL I POST IS SHIT
    Banned
Fortunatly, it snowed and we could all have some fun.
  • #129
  • 02 December 2010 - 07:59 AM
Unfortunately, we are in the movie Schindler's List. ):
  • #130
  • 02 December 2010 - 08:24 AM
  • navi
  • Special Ed
    Banned
fortunatly, if you just remove the word "wire" from my above post making fun of you all you can understand what I said and go about the tail.
  • #131
  • 02 December 2010 - 08:31 AM
Unfortunately, NO. >:[ Tasteless Holocaust Joke Time.
  • #132
  • 02 December 2010 - 08:47 AM
  • Apoc
  • ALL I POST IS SHIT
    Banned
Fortunately I didn't read that.
  • #133
  • 02 December 2010 - 09:51 AM
  • Mister Nikel
  • The Prosecution is always ready your honor.
    Member
Unfortunately someone read that post out loud.
  • #134
  • 02 December 2010 - 11:32 AM
  • Apoc
  • ALL I POST IS SHIT
    Banned
Fortunately I was not there when it happend
  • #135
  • 02 December 2010 - 12:40 PM
  • ILB
  • secretly a man :smirk:
    Member
Unfortunately, you were there when Alfred Nobel first experimented with dynamite. ^_^
  • #136
  • 02 December 2010 - 02:03 PM
fortunately, it only gave him permanent brain damage.

EDIT* yes it did, hence the special ed.

This post has been edited by Jorje: 02 December 2010 - 03:25 PM

  • #137
  • 02 December 2010 - 03:10 PM
  • Apoc
  • ALL I POST IS SHIT
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unfortunately, It didn't
  • #138
  • 02 December 2010 - 03:24 PM
Fortunately, we all went out for ice cream later.
  • #139
  • 02 December 2010 - 05:14 PM
  • Apoc
  • ALL I POST IS SHIT
    Banned
Unfortunatly I poisand all icecream but mine
  • #140
  • 02 December 2010 - 05:16 PM
  • ILB
  • secretly a man :smirk:
    Member
Fortunately, you shared your ice cream with us because we all lost ours. Right? ^_^
  • #141
  • 02 December 2010 - 05:18 PM
Unfortunately only his ice cream was actually poisonous. And full of glass shards. That we ate.

This post has been edited by Leaving_a_Comment: 02 December 2010 - 05:20 PM

  • #142
  • 02 December 2010 - 05:19 PM
  • ILB
  • secretly a man :smirk:
    Member
Fortunately, all of us had proper gag reflexes and no real damage was done, except for a few scrapes to the tongue.
  • #143
  • 02 December 2010 - 05:23 PM
  • MiwAuturu
  • BCI Member
  • Ask me what I think about Snooths!
Unfortunately those can make it very hard to eat.
  • #144
  • 02 December 2010 - 05:27 PM
  • ILB
  • secretly a man :smirk:
    Member
Fortunately, we can get food intravenously. :x
  • #145
  • 02 December 2010 - 05:37 PM
  • navi
  • Special Ed
    Banned
unfortunatly, injecting poisoned frosen treats can only be bad.
  • #146
  • 02 December 2010 - 07:09 PM
fortunately im rollin with mad blunts
  • #147
  • 02 December 2010 - 07:13 PM
unfortunately: the cops are right over there. and they see you.
  • #148
  • 02 December 2010 - 07:16 PM
  • ILB
  • secretly a man :smirk:
    Member
Fortunately, they are old friends with him. ^_^
  • #149
  • 02 December 2010 - 07:31 PM
Unfortunately, the badge comes first
(this is navi's)

This post has been edited by Enoban: 02 December 2010 - 07:37 PM

  • #150
  • 02 December 2010 - 07:34 PM
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