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Fortunately, there's lots of alcohol, which should make things more bearable.
  • #1451
  • 14 November 2011 - 03:56 PM
Unfortunately, all the alcohol were stolen

This post has been edited by Vaporotem: 14 November 2011 - 04:00 PM

  • #1452
  • 14 November 2011 - 03:59 PM
Fortunately, grammar Nazis came in from Russia (lolwut), stuck a bottle of vodka in your face, and said "It's 'all the alcohol WAS stolen'."

8-)
  • #1453
  • 14 November 2011 - 04:18 PM
Unfortunately, they came in from the Metro wearing gas masks, and the vodka was made from mushrooms.
  • #1454
  • 14 November 2011 - 04:21 PM
Fortunately, these mushrooms weren't poison, just hallucinogenic, and you get to go on a sweet trip with some Metro-Nazis. 8-D
  • #1455
  • 14 November 2011 - 04:30 PM
Unfortunately, the trip goes bad, and your mother finds you cowering in the kitchen sink stark naked while five men wearing only gas masks scream about the Reds taking over their station.
  • #1456
  • 14 November 2011 - 04:51 PM
Fortunately, she understands, and you're ok.
  • #1457
  • 14 November 2011 - 04:58 PM
Unfortunately, she understands because she did the same thing last year. To your friends.
  • #1458
  • 14 November 2011 - 05:02 PM
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Fortunately, I have something to do between classes today.
  • #1459
  • 14 November 2011 - 05:15 PM
Unfortunately, that something is extremely unpleasant. And vomit inducing.
  • #1460
  • 15 November 2011 - 01:55 AM
Fortunately, there is lots of ginger ale readily available. Ginger ale is good for upset stomachs... And rum.
  • #1461
  • 10 January 2012 - 10:38 PM
Unfortunately, a lot of ginger hipsters see you're drinking ginger ale; thinking that you're mocking them, they proceed to beat you senseless.

This post has been edited by Ahsaan: 11 January 2012 - 12:03 AM

  • #1462
  • 11 January 2012 - 12:03 AM
Fortunately, all of the hipsters are wearing obnoxiously long scarfs even though it is 70 degrees outside, so you easily strangle them with their own fashion statement.
  • #1463
  • 11 January 2012 - 02:24 AM
Unfortunately, there are cops EVERYWHERE!
  • #1464
  • 11 January 2012 - 08:06 PM
Fortunately, the cops were so annoyed by the hipsters they're gonna pretend they never saw anything
  • #1465
  • 12 January 2012 - 05:14 AM
Unfortunately, your significant other was among the hipsters you just finished strangling.
  • #1466
  • 12 January 2012 - 11:45 AM
Fortunately, he or she was an abusive bitch/asshole towards you and you planned to end the relationship anyway.
  • #1467
  • 12 January 2012 - 05:29 PM
Unfortunately, she turned into a zombie and forced you to stay in the relationship with her/him.
  • #1468
  • 12 January 2012 - 05:38 PM
Fortunately, you're a necrophiliac and a masochist.
  • #1469
  • 12 January 2012 - 08:12 PM
Unfortunately, they found you boring and shacked up with another zombie, leaving you completely alone in a world filled with zombies.
  • #1470
  • 13 January 2012 - 07:50 PM
Fortunately, you're level 20 and can do the zombie walk.
  • #1471
  • 13 January 2012 - 07:54 PM
Unfortunately, this is a L4D-style outbreak.
  • #1472
  • 13 January 2012 - 07:56 PM
Fortunately, you have an immunity to the disease causing the masses to become these vile, flesh eating creatures, and have a friend with lots of weapons living next door. This friend is also of the other gender and would not mind repopulating the Earth with you if you catch my drift.
  • #1473
  • 13 January 2012 - 09:13 PM
Unfortunately, he/she is enormously obese and only wants to have a three way with you
  • #1474
  • 13 January 2012 - 10:51 PM
Fortunately, he/she has a super hot friend of the same gender that will be the third in that three-way.
  • #1475
  • 13 January 2012 - 11:42 PM
Unfortunately, You're all the same gender and you're the catcher of them both.
  • #1476
  • 14 January 2012 - 06:50 PM
Fortunately, there are other survivors.
  • #1477
  • 14 January 2012 - 07:09 PM
Unfortunately, they are surrounded by zombies.
  • #1478
  • 14 January 2012 - 07:10 PM
Fortunately, they have plenty of weapontry and ammo to fend off said zombies.
  • #1479
  • 14 January 2012 - 07:18 PM
Unfortunately, the zombies are adapting by learning to use weapons
  • #1480
  • 15 January 2012 - 04:04 AM
Fortunately, they fire indiscriminately and end up killing each other.
  • #1481
  • 16 January 2012 - 07:40 AM
unfortunately after they die they come back to life and now know how to use weapons without hurting each other
  • #1482
  • 16 January 2012 - 09:08 AM
Fortunately, we have better dance moves than them.
  • #1483
  • 16 January 2012 - 08:37 PM
Unfortunately, they shoot our feet.
  • #1484
  • 16 January 2012 - 08:39 PM
Fortunately, now that we're writhing on the ground in pain, we're low enough for a superhero strike force to mow through the zombie hoard without hurting us
  • #1485
  • 17 January 2012 - 05:46 AM
Unfortunately, the superhero strike force includes a mole man who attacks from below and using his mega drill impales us.
  • #1486
  • 17 January 2012 - 01:25 PM
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