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Um... maybe because you here them mention Sandy so many times, yet you hardly see her show up in the actual comic?

ILB, on 24 May 2011 - 06:53 PM, said:

I absolutely love it.

Also, what I actually posted was far less vulgar and amusing than what I'd written first.

And just because you hate a character doesn't mean you can't love hating them.

Quite so, quite so. ^_^

SONIC!!!!!!
I HATE HIM!!!! *rage* *rage* *rage*
HE RUINED MY CHILDHOOD!!!!! (not kidding)

My problem, lol

This post has been edited by Knux-the-Killer: 24 May 2011 - 08:26 PM

I hate that hedgehog

Sonic didn't make you a furry.

Darth GW7, on 24 May 2011 - 08:43 PM, said:

Do I smell a reference?

Speaking of Sonic, Dr. Eggman or Robotnik, I hate them. You'd think after losing like 120-some-odd times, they'd finally think of a way to get rid of Sonic... like perhaps a nuclear bomb...?

I don't like Gumby. He scares me.

i hate that brown character from Problem Solverz. I should probably watch more episodes and see if I stop hating him, but the first episode just.. just.

just

yeah

I heard that show was atrocious...

Savege Opress, from the star wars the clone wars serie.
seriously, he looks like he came from a bad fanfic.

I hate Team Rocket from Pokemon. They only take time from the show.
(Honestly, I think Pokemon sucks. From what I've seen, it's the same thing EVERY episode. Maybe a reboot is necessary?)
And I hate Pikachu (sorry). I have a plushie of it from a carnival, and it looks"EVIL". So it's under my bed.

I also hate Navi.
HEY LISTEN, HEY LISTEN
you get it

I hate characters like Naruto, Sonic and Black Star. They piss me off.

The only character I've REALLY despised though is the Seer from Charmed. She screwed up EVERYTHING for like 2 seasons! I liked Cole before she ruined everything!

Need I say more?

You could start with saying his name. ^_^

Anakin Skywalker!

DON'T SAY HIS NAAAAAME

ZombieHat, on 26 May 2011 - 07:17 AM, said:

FUCKING BLACK STAR! I hate that son of a bitch. How the hell does Tsubaki put up with the little ass anyway?

Romeo and Juliet

Two stupidest most immature dipshits in the world

I absolutely detest that little dipshit Komachi from Samurai 7... little cunt.

Dr. Klaus, on 26 May 2011 - 09:09 PM, said:

at least they kill themselves

Dr. Klaus, on 26 May 2011 - 09:09 PM, said:

This post has been edited by Smash Genesis: 26 May 2011 - 11:32 PM

That whiny kid from "Catcher in the Rye." Poor baby. Life is so hard for you.

Sammy, on 15 May 2011 - 03:28 PM, said:

I don't think it's physically possible for me to hate any Discworld characters... And a little Depp never hurt anyone >>... My sister would murder you if she saw this list, though. :B

Problem Solvers. All of them.

End of story

Jerk, on 27 May 2011 - 12:42 PM, said:

Holden Caufield? I think he's just messed up in the head. He's narrating the entire story from a mental hospital post-events, after all.


But yes, he's a dick. He's an entertaining character, but a dick.

Jesus of Nazareth.

Admit it. You were all thinking it.

It doesn't count - Jesus did actually exist, even if he was or wasn't The Messiah. So he's not a character.

This post has been edited by Smash Genesis: 28 May 2011 - 03:59 PM

holden isnt a dick at all

Everyone becomes a character when you write fictional stories about them.

Jerk, on 28 May 2011 - 04:38 PM, said:

Everyone becomes a character when you write about them per se unless you write completely truthful an objective text about them. As soon as someone gets described with an adjective that can be understood as subjective, the text is no longer objective and thus no longer completely factual and hence fiction.

So there we have it, quite a lot of historical figures might actually be just characters.

As someone already brought Jesus up, I believe he existed because of historical proof (and because writing such stories about a person never existed would be silly) but not that the Bible is literally true.
And I think anyone who honestly believes it is has problems.

I was just talking about the part where they gave him superpowers, but okay.

Jerk, on 29 May 2011 - 01:27 AM, said:

I mentioned that, too, just indirectly.

And did those feet in ancient times~
Walk upon England's mountain's green~

On a mildly unexpected note: Albus Dumbledore.

Where to even begin with him? =/ It's not that he's evil persay, just that he is a weak man, who lets his ideals get the better of his intellect which I find startlingly frustrating. Some of his classic errors include his treatment of a young Tom Riddle.

- Oh I'm sure things will turn out okay, even though it might be a bit of a concern that an eleven year old has severe sadistic qualities, not to mention convoluted back-history &c.

Or perhaps, Harry?

- Whelps. I'll tell him next year. Kindness could never be evil, amirite?

Whilst I understand the whole point of the Albuscentric stuff in the last book is to let us know Albie was a man, and not a walking deusexmachina for the heroes to use at their every whim and wont. That he had flaws. Etc. Is human. Etc. Etc. Yes, I got all that, but in the end, I thought Albus was a weak man, who didn't deserve respect even after his humanity is revealed, disliked and then accepted as part of what made him great. There are plenty of other figures from the same book who show twice the... strength of character that Albus does. Three cheers for Molly Weasley, ultimate mother bear, never failing to look out for her family and all those associated with it. Somebody give a round of applause to Neville, the true Gryffindor, for stepping up to the plate, conquering what must be a lifetime of low-esteem (admittedly, his courses in badassery begin pretty early). Let's give Fleur her credit for being loyal, intelligent and actually pretty sweet, as well as coping with the fact her beloved's family did not think all that much of her. Applause for Sirius and Remus for having the various decency of character to respect Harry's wishes to let Peter go, and some other deeds of strong spirit. Heck, some confetti for Narcissa, who despite anything else, is a darn good mother like Mollywobbles.

Dumbledore could be likened to Voldemort in that he endeavoured to keep his true history secret, and unrelated to who he was; Severus at least made his past part of who he was, etc.

I don't like Dumbledore and cannot coherently explain why. Maybe will edit when I've reread the last book to refresh my argument

He does win points with fighting Gelert and all. But by and large he was a shirking, egotist in his younger life, and an idealistic... well... moral coward in his later life, all whilst claiming the earlier stuff TOTALLY DIDNT HAPPEN HERP!

This post has been edited by Alias: 08 June 2011 - 07:44 AM

You hate him 'cause he's gay.

Racist.

I hate spongebob, in all the newer episodes. Everything before the movie came out was comedy GOLD. After the movie, the show sucks now.
Seriously, go back and watch old episodes of spongebob. They're funny.

Also, I hate the kid from Catcher in the Rye. I just want to punch his annoying, whiny face.

darkwolf328, on 27 May 2011 - 09:50 PM, said:

They also suck. Adventure Time with Finn and Jake is good, though.

My character, because he is dumb and uninteresting and should go in a fire :3

but i guess if i was serious, the white green lantern... I was first exposed to the black one in the Justice League so I got used to him that way. Then I find out he was originally white. I guess its prejudice? (I'm not racist I swear!)

I was hoping nobody would realize my deep rooted hatred of old men in rainbow wizard robes, curses!

Alias, on 09 June 2011 - 06:15 AM, said:

Worst Harry Potter fanfic ever.

I said Jesus before you did, Jerk!!! you jerk -.-

yeah, more for what he brought upon and represented then who he actually was. I.e.: a dumb and unrealistic culture of dependence on some superhero who will save us all. FUCK YOU SIMBA!

Also, Dumbledore is gay. in more ways than one.

I hate Una from the game "The Void". All she does is be a creepy looking chick who rolls around in hot coals when you give her Colour, and live in a forge covered in hammers, lava, and statues of naked women.

The two friends/rivals in Pokemon Black/White. Who the hell do they think they are starting a pokemon fight in my room, and then leaving without bothering to try and clean up the giant mess they made? Not friends of mine, nope, I vowed to kill them after that. Screw them. Screw them both.

And finally,


This fucker.

Migrant, on 13 June 2011 - 12:53 AM, said:

But I said it better.

Toastyjester, on 13 June 2011 - 01:35 AM, said:

Hahaha, I loved that guy man. So wacky, even though he had flying kicks of bullshit.

Hey! Hey! Hey! Listen! Hey! Listen! Hey!

The one thing that stopped a good game from being a great game.

Yukari from Persona 3.
I only pitied you because of your dad.

I like Inimical Jesus Takaya more than I do her. And when you say that, you know there's some sort of wrong.
her skirt also seems to defy physics

This post has been edited by Toffee: 13 June 2011 - 10:56 PM

Yashy is annoying.

Larken.

He is a pretentious asshole who can't even be honest to himself. I can't respect someone like that, and he definitely doesn't deserve someone like Amaya. Their personalities just don't go together at all, being Amaya all nice and stuff. He could be better suited to... Jessica? Or nobody really. He needs to learn to be himself.

The being honest part goes for Lucy too, but at least she opened up (a bit too late though). I can see she's trying and she really regrets what she's done so far, so I can't really hate her.

The entire cast of Family Guy
Each one of them is an unlikable douchebag

Also the 3 main characters from those old Popeye cartoons
Popeye is an excessively violent man, Bluto is a sadistic rapist, and Olive Oyl is a whore

Navi. I hate navi. She's always like, Hello, Link! Link, listen! Look! OMFG NAVI I'm gonna kill ur whole family! Jeez. Plus, what's with all the Daisy haters? Once her Awakening arc happens, she's an awesome character, and super sweet.

Also, Ucro, man, that WAS a great game. Navi only stopped it from being perfect.