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Random montey python quotes persnigiths
And as the Black Beast lurched forward, escape for Arthur and his knights seemed hopeless, when suddenly, the animator suffered a fatal heart attack! The cartoon peril was no more. The quest for the Holy Grail could continue.
- #4
- 25 November 2010 - 09:03 AM
You're mother was a hammer and you're father smelld of strawberries
- #5
- 25 November 2010 - 10:26 AM
That's not right pixlnator
- #6
- 25 November 2010 - 10:32 AM
You just dont know you're monty python well enough.
- #7
- 25 November 2010 - 10:33 AM
It's only a model.
- #11
- 25 November 2010 - 05:47 PM
My philosophy, like color television, is all there in black and white.
- #13
- 25 November 2010 - 06:48 PM
^^^^^^^^ That's what I said.
my quote "and"
my quote "and"
- #15
- 26 November 2010 - 04:22 AM
Apoc, go to Camalot and like it, or I will blow you up with the Holy Hand Grenade!
*explodes and destroys my arm*
It's just a flesh wound.
*explodes and destroys my arm*
It's just a flesh wound.
- #18
- 26 November 2010 - 04:20 PM
NI!
(what if there is a wonderful turkey sandwich sitting in the dark side of life?)
(what if there is a wonderful turkey sandwich sitting in the dark side of life?)
- #21
- 26 November 2010 - 06:33 PM
(That would mean that you sould look on the dark side but just to be sure. Same argumant for nuking from space.)
(wisper wisper wisper)
(wisper wisper wisper)
- #23
- 27 November 2010 - 06:01 AM
That's becuase they've all been turned into sandwitches.
Cookies work too.
Cookies work too.
- #26
- 27 November 2010 - 08:09 AM
That's why you bring it back into the good side where the power of good returns life and taste to your dirt.
It's like the best refridgeration system.
Unless your saying that the light isn't that powerfull.
It's like the best refridgeration system.
Unless your saying that the light isn't that powerfull.
- #28
- 27 November 2010 - 08:20 AM
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Immanuel Kant was a real piss-ant who was very rarely stable.
Heideggar, Heideggar was a boozy beggar who could think you under the table.
David Hume could out-consume Wilhelm Freidrich Hegel.
And Whittgenstein was a beery swine who was just as sloshed as Schlegel.
There's nothing Nieizsche couldn't teach 'ya 'bout the raising of the wrist.
Socrates, himself, was permanently pissed.
John Stewart Mill, of his own free will, after half a pint of shanty was particularly ill.
Plato, they say, could stick it away, half a crate of whiskey every day!
Aristotle, Aristotle was a bugger for the bottle,
And Hobbes was fond of his Dram.
And Rene Descartes was a drunken fart: 'I drink, therefore I am.'
Yes, Socrates himself is particularly missed;
A lovely little thinker, but a bugger when he's pissed!
Heideggar, Heideggar was a boozy beggar who could think you under the table.
David Hume could out-consume Wilhelm Freidrich Hegel.
And Whittgenstein was a beery swine who was just as sloshed as Schlegel.
There's nothing Nieizsche couldn't teach 'ya 'bout the raising of the wrist.
Socrates, himself, was permanently pissed.
John Stewart Mill, of his own free will, after half a pint of shanty was particularly ill.
Plato, they say, could stick it away, half a crate of whiskey every day!
Aristotle, Aristotle was a bugger for the bottle,
And Hobbes was fond of his Dram.
And Rene Descartes was a drunken fart: 'I drink, therefore I am.'
Yes, Socrates himself is particularly missed;
A lovely little thinker, but a bugger when he's pissed!
- #30
- 27 November 2010 - 08:25 AM
The dark side turns all dead objects into dirt and then that becomes rainbows then.
The dark side is an infinite sorce of happy and good.
The dark side is an infinite sorce of happy and good.
- #31
- 27 November 2010 - 08:28 AM
@Jerk I had to memorize that for a school production once.
- #32
- 27 November 2010 - 12:24 PM
