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It is the old man from take 16!
Random montey python quotes persnigiths
- #51
- 30 November 2010 - 10:39 AM
- Tuna
- Member
This parrot is no more! He has ceased to be! 'E's expired and gone to meet 'is maker! 'E's a stiff! Bereft of life, 'e rests in peace! If you hadn't nailed 'im to the perch 'e'd be pushing up the daisies! 'Is metabolic processes are now 'istory! 'E's off the twig! 'E's kicked the bucket, 'e's shuffled off 'is mortal coil, run down the curtain and joined the bleedin' choir invisibile!! THIS. IS. AN. EX-PARROT!!
OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH, I'M A LUMBERJACK, AND I'M OKAAAAY...
;D
OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH, I'M A LUMBERJACK, AND I'M OKAAAAY...
;D
- #52
- 30 November 2010 - 11:04 AM
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- #63
- 01 December 2010 - 12:37 PM
- Karori
- Member
"I will not buy this record, it is scratched."
"My hovercraft is full of eels."
"Do you want to come back to my place? Bouncie! Bouncie!"
"If I said you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me? I am no longer infected!"
"You have beautiful thighs."
"Drop your panties Sir Arthur, I cannot wait until lunchtime."
"Oh my nipples explode with delight!"
"My hovercraft is full of eels."
"Do you want to come back to my place? Bouncie! Bouncie!"
"If I said you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me? I am no longer infected!"
"You have beautiful thighs."
"Drop your panties Sir Arthur, I cannot wait until lunchtime."
"Oh my nipples explode with delight!"
- #64
- 01 December 2010 - 05:58 PM
- (nameless)
- *heavy sigh*
Member 
"What Jesus blatantly fails to appreciate is that it's the meek who are the problem."
- #65
- 01 December 2010 - 06:13 PM
And now! Number 1. The Larch! The Larch! Thee Larch!
(how has no one said this one yet?)
Also:
Let me tell you something my lad! When you're walking home tonight and some great homicidal maniac comes after you with a bunch on logenberries, don't come crying to me!
(how has no one said this one yet?)
Also:
Let me tell you something my lad! When you're walking home tonight and some great homicidal maniac comes after you with a bunch on logenberries, don't come crying to me!
This post has been edited by Migrant: 01 December 2010 - 07:18 PM
- #67
- 01 December 2010 - 07:10 PM
Migrant, on 01 December 2010 - 07:10 PM, said:
And now! Number 1. The Larch! The Larch! Thee Larch!
(how has no one said this one yet?)
(how has no one said this one yet?)
I tried to, but my computer decided to crap out on me last night right before I did.
Back to the quotes....
In this picture, there are forty-seven people. None of them can be seen. In this film we hope to show you.... how not to be seen.
- #69
- 01 December 2010 - 08:49 PM
do you know where i can find a "viewable" version of that skit on the interwebs? because i can not for the life of me find one... or most of their works mind you...
- #70
- 01 December 2010 - 09:31 PM
just youtube monty python...
- #71
- 01 December 2010 - 09:40 PM
Migrant, on 01 December 2010 - 09:40 PM, said:
just youtube monty python...
Or "how not to be seen"
First video will be the skit, with a Halo version right under it.
- #72
- 01 December 2010 - 09:48 PM
"Shut up! Will you shut up!"
"Ah, now we see the violence inherent in the system."
"Shut up!"
"Oh! Come and see the violence inherent in the system! HELP! HELP! I'm being repressed!"
"Ah, now we see the violence inherent in the system."
"Shut up!"
"Oh! Come and see the violence inherent in the system! HELP! HELP! I'm being repressed!"
- #73
- 01 December 2010 - 09:56 PM
there are some who call me... tim.
- #74
- 02 December 2010 - 12:13 AM
John Cleese at Graham Chapman's funeral service:
I could hear him whispering in my ear last night as I was writing this, "Alright, Cleese, you were saying you were very proud of being the first person ever to say 'shit' on British television. If this service is really for me, just for starters, I want you to become the first person ever, at a British memorial service, to say 'fuck'."
I could hear him whispering in my ear last night as I was writing this, "Alright, Cleese, you were saying you were very proud of being the first person ever to say 'shit' on British television. If this service is really for me, just for starters, I want you to become the first person ever, at a British memorial service, to say 'fuck'."
- #77
- 02 December 2010 - 01:29 AM
- (nameless)
- *heavy sigh*
Member
Lonely Dreamer, on 01 December 2010 - 09:56 PM, said:
"Shut up! Will you shut up!"
"Ah, now we see the violence inherent in the system."
"Shut up!"
"Oh! Come and see the violence inherent in the system! HELP! HELP! I'm being repressed!"
"Ah, now we see the violence inherent in the system."
"Shut up!"
"Oh! Come and see the violence inherent in the system! HELP! HELP! I'm being repressed!"
Hehe, I was used that clip as part of a presentation for a political studies class.
- #78
- 02 December 2010 - 07:42 AM
"monty python"
If you watch closly, there is a referance to this snake in every show. What could it mean?
If you watch closly, there is a referance to this snake in every show. What could it mean?
- #81
- 05 December 2010 - 09:08 AM
It's......................
- #87
- 30 December 2010 - 10:26 PM
BRING OUT YOUR DEAD! *tunk*
BRING OUT YOUR DEAD!
BRING OUT YOUR DEAD!
- #90
- 10 January 2011 - 06:59 PM
- CaptainBaconMan
- Member
Quoting Monty Python isn't funny.
THIS THREAD DIED DAMMIT.
THIS THREAD DIED DAMMIT.
- #91
- 10 January 2011 - 07:55 PM
No one expects the Spanish inquasition!
Barber [Michael Palin]: I'm a lumberjack and I'm OK,
I sleep all night and I work all day.
I cut down trees, I skip and jump,
I like to press wild flowers.
I put on women's clothing,
And hang around in bars.
Monty Python's Flying Circus
Barber: I'm a lumberjack and I'm OK
I sleep all night and I work all day.
Mounties: He's a lumberjack and he's OK
He sleeps all night and he works all day.
Barber: I cut down trees, I eat my lunch
I go to the lavatory.
On Wednesday I go shopping
And have buttered scones for tea.
Mounties: He cuts down trees, he eats his lunch.
He goes to the lavatory.
On Wednesday he goes shopping
And has buttered scones for tea.
He's a lumberjack and he's OK
He sleeps all night and he works all day.
Barber: I cut down trees, I skip and jump.
I like to press wild flowers.
I put on women's clothing
And hang around in bars.
Mounties: He cuts down trees, he skips and jumps
He likes to press wild flowers.
He puts on women's clothing
And hangs around in bars?!
He's a lumberjack and he's okay
He sleeps all night and he works all day.
Barber: I cut down trees, I wear high heels,
Suspenders and a bra.
I wish I'd been a girlie
Just like my dear Papa!!
Mounties: He cuts down trees, I wear high heels,
Suspenders...and a bra?!
Barber: I wish I'd been a girlie,
Just like my dear Papa!!
Monty Python's Flying Circus
The Lumberjack Song
Barber [Michael Palin]: I'm a lumberjack and I'm OK,
I sleep all night and I work all day.
I cut down trees, I skip and jump,
I like to press wild flowers.
I put on women's clothing,
And hang around in bars.
Monty Python's Flying Circus
Barber: I'm a lumberjack and I'm OK
I sleep all night and I work all day.
Mounties: He's a lumberjack and he's OK
He sleeps all night and he works all day.
Barber: I cut down trees, I eat my lunch
I go to the lavatory.
On Wednesday I go shopping
And have buttered scones for tea.
Mounties: He cuts down trees, he eats his lunch.
He goes to the lavatory.
On Wednesday he goes shopping
And has buttered scones for tea.
He's a lumberjack and he's OK
He sleeps all night and he works all day.
Barber: I cut down trees, I skip and jump.
I like to press wild flowers.
I put on women's clothing
And hang around in bars.
Mounties: He cuts down trees, he skips and jumps
He likes to press wild flowers.
He puts on women's clothing
And hangs around in bars?!
He's a lumberjack and he's okay
He sleeps all night and he works all day.
Barber: I cut down trees, I wear high heels,
Suspenders and a bra.
I wish I'd been a girlie
Just like my dear Papa!!
Mounties: He cuts down trees, I wear high heels,
Suspenders...and a bra?!
Barber: I wish I'd been a girlie,
Just like my dear Papa!!
Monty Python's Flying Circus
The Lumberjack Song
- #92
- 10 January 2011 - 07:59 PM
Arthur approaches an isolated castle guarded by soldiers ( #1 & #2 ) .....
S #1: Where'd you get the coconuts?
A : We found them.
S #1: Found them? In Mercia? The coconut's tropical!
A : What do you mean?
S #1: Well, this is a temperate zone.
A : The swallow may fly south with the sun or the house martin or the plover may seek warmer climes in winter, yet these are not strangers to our land?
S #1: Are you suggesting coconuts migrate?
A : Not at all. They could be carried.
S #1: What? A swallow carrying a coconut?
A: It could grip it by the husk!
S #1: It's not a question of where he grips it! It's a simple question of weight ratios! A five ounce bird could not carry a one pound coconut.
A: Well, it doesn't matter. Will you go and tell your master that Arthur from the Court of Camelot is here.
S #1: Listen. In order to maintain air-speed velocity, a swallow needs to beat its wings forty-three times every second, right?
A: Please!
S #1: Am I right?
A: I'm not interested!
S #2: It could be carried by an African swallow!
S #1: Oh, yeah, an African swallow maybe, but not a European swallow. That's my point.
S #2: Oh, yeah, I agree with that.
A: Will you ask your master if he wants to join my court at Camelot?!
S #1: But then of course a-- African swallows are non-migratory.
S #2: Oh, yeah...
S #1: So they couldn't bring a coconut back anyway...
#
S #1: Where'd you get the coconuts?
A : We found them.
S #1: Found them? In Mercia? The coconut's tropical!
A : What do you mean?
S #1: Well, this is a temperate zone.
A : The swallow may fly south with the sun or the house martin or the plover may seek warmer climes in winter, yet these are not strangers to our land?
S #1: Are you suggesting coconuts migrate?
A : Not at all. They could be carried.
S #1: What? A swallow carrying a coconut?
A: It could grip it by the husk!
S #1: It's not a question of where he grips it! It's a simple question of weight ratios! A five ounce bird could not carry a one pound coconut.
A: Well, it doesn't matter. Will you go and tell your master that Arthur from the Court of Camelot is here.
S #1: Listen. In order to maintain air-speed velocity, a swallow needs to beat its wings forty-three times every second, right?
A: Please!
S #1: Am I right?
A: I'm not interested!
S #2: It could be carried by an African swallow!
S #1: Oh, yeah, an African swallow maybe, but not a European swallow. That's my point.
S #2: Oh, yeah, I agree with that.
A: Will you ask your master if he wants to join my court at Camelot?!
S #1: But then of course a-- African swallows are non-migratory.
S #2: Oh, yeah...
S #1: So they couldn't bring a coconut back anyway...
#
- #94
- 11 January 2011 - 10:25 PM
- Cloud
- Member
Sigh.
Incessant Python quotes are the most irritating thing in the world. If you can skilfully pull them out of the hat at appropriate times (but you can probably be even more imaginative if you can do so), they're funny, but otherwise, they're just awkward for everyone involved. Unless you've NEVER heard them before.
Incessant Python quotes are the most irritating thing in the world. If you can skilfully pull them out of the hat at appropriate times (but you can probably be even more imaginative if you can do so), they're funny, but otherwise, they're just awkward for everyone involved. Unless you've NEVER heard them before.
- #96
- 13 January 2011 - 12:03 AM
- Chickety China
- Member
I belive you've totaly missed the point of a referance. Go away.
- #97
- 13 January 2011 - 08:59 PM
- CaptainBaconMan
- Member
Cloud, on 13 January 2011 - 12:03 AM, said:
Sigh.
Incessant Python quotes are the most irritating thing in the world. If you can skilfully pull them out of the hat at appropriate times (but you can probably be even more imaginative if you can do so), they're funny, but otherwise, they're just awkward for everyone involved. Unless you've NEVER heard them before.
Incessant Python quotes are the most irritating thing in the world. If you can skilfully pull them out of the hat at appropriate times (but you can probably be even more imaginative if you can do so), they're funny, but otherwise, they're just awkward for everyone involved. Unless you've NEVER heard them before.
And they're especially UNFUNNY when posted OVER THE INTERNET. Why? Because everyone has heard them ten billion times, and when they're in text instead of spoken and acted out it just seems bland. Stop ruining a good thing.
- #98
- 13 January 2011 - 11:37 PM
- Jerk
- Member
CaptainBaconMan, on 13 January 2011 - 11:37 PM, said:
Cloud, on 13 January 2011 - 12:03 AM, said:
Sigh.
Incessant Python quotes are the most irritating thing in the world. If you can skilfully pull them out of the hat at appropriate times (but you can probably be even more imaginative if you can do so), they're funny, but otherwise, they're just awkward for everyone involved. Unless you've NEVER heard them before.
Incessant Python quotes are the most irritating thing in the world. If you can skilfully pull them out of the hat at appropriate times (but you can probably be even more imaginative if you can do so), they're funny, but otherwise, they're just awkward for everyone involved. Unless you've NEVER heard them before.
And they're especially UNFUNNY when posted OVER THE INTERNET. Why? Because everyone has heard them ten billion times, and when they're in text instead of spoken and acted out it just seems bland. Stop ruining a good thing.
...Lemon Curry?
- #99
- 14 January 2011 - 12:59 AM
