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Mr. Fist's Minecraft Adventure (MFMCA)

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  • That doesn't sound like a rape. That sounds like suprise sex
    Banned
your right! I have my sword! and My pickaxe!
btw, now your thinking with portals.

I can't see. What happend?
  • #51

  • Apoc
  • ALL I POST IS SHIT
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Deploying surprise in 5,4,3,2....BZZZ clang.
  • #52

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Good god. It's so hot. What's that noise? It sounds like screaming.
You can barely breathe. You don't think you can stay here much longer.
Welcome to the Nether.

This post has been edited by NoCreativeNames: 04 December 2010 - 10:38 AM

  • #53

  • Craft aids
  • That doesn't sound like a rape. That sounds like suprise sex
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Why did we come here then, Turn around and hide where it's safe unless some reason is given to do other wise.
  • #54

  • Apoc
  • ALL I POST IS SHIT
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Look around
  • #55

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You can't stand the heat and the screaming any longer. God... What was that place?

This post has been edited by NoCreativeNames: 04 December 2010 - 10:42 AM

  • #56

  • Apoc
  • ALL I POST IS SHIT
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Start a mine in your home.
  • #57

  • Craft aids
  • That doesn't sound like a rape. That sounds like suprise sex
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What are my options here.
What is my goal more importantly.
  • #58

  • Apoc
  • ALL I POST IS SHIT
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Start a family and live a good life.
  • #59

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Alright. You start mining under your house... Fuck. Out of torches.
But you did see some pretty flammable looking stuff through the Gate...

> To the Nether
> Abandon the thought


+36 DIRT
+18 COBBLESTONE
1 IRON PICKAXE
1 IRON SWORD
-1 FLINT AND IRON
-2 COOKED PORK
+2 STONE SHOVEL

This post has been edited by NoCreativeNames: 04 December 2010 - 11:23 AM

  • #60

  • Craft aids
  • That doesn't sound like a rape. That sounds like suprise sex
    Banned
Flammable stuff you say?
That counts as a reason.
Into the nether!
  • #61

  • Apoc
  • ALL I POST IS SHIT
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Abandon the thought and go and cut down some trees.
its flint and steel

This post has been edited by Apoc: 04 December 2010 - 11:24 AM

  • #62

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Alright. You're at the portal. Gonna get us some... ... ...
Wait... What are you doing here again? ... ... ... You can't remember.
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Oh that's right. You were about to get some wood. Why were you up here then?
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Hmmm... It's dark. Maybe you should wait a while. But what until then?

This post has been edited by NoCreativeNames: 04 December 2010 - 11:40 AM

  • #63

  • Craft aids
  • That doesn't sound like a rape. That sounds like suprise sex
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Open the box labled tools.
  • #64

  • Apoc
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Expand your house.
  • #65

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Tools. You're a bit lacking in iron since you made that armor.
  • #66

  • Apoc
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Wait for day, cut lots of trees, mine for iron.
  • #67

  • Craft aids
  • That doesn't sound like a rape. That sounds like suprise sex
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I was right yay.
  • #68

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You wait for the morning and go to find some trees. Ah, there's so--
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Physics?
Oh whatever.
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You get to work on chopping down these gravity trees.

Stashed 36 DIRT

-36 DIRT
18 COBBLESTONE
1 IRON PICKAXE
1 IRON SWORD
2 STONE SHOVEL
+1 IRON AXE
  • #69

  • Apoc
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Chop trees.
  • #70

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Chop'd.


-36 DIRT
18 COBBLESTONE
1 IRON PICKAXE
1 IRON SWORD
2 STONE SHOVEL
1 IRON AXE
46 LADDER
1 COOKED PORK
+39 LOG

This post has been edited by NoCreativeNames: 04 December 2010 - 07:26 PM

  • #71

  • Apoc
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Weres the wood.
  • #72

Apoc, on 04 December 2010 - 07:29 PM, said:

Weres the wood.

It's kinda... Right there... See it? In the equip bar?
It's also in the inventory.

This post has been edited by NoCreativeNames: 04 December 2010 - 07:30 PM

  • #73

  • Apoc
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Now go mine b****, MINE.
  • #74

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You go into the mines and start mining. You think you might have found a path to some-- fuck your pick broke.

> Go home and stash shit
> Go home and get new pick

+25 COBBLESTONE
18 COBBLESTONE
-1 IRON PICKAXE
1 IRON SWORD
2 STONE SHOVEL
1 IRON AXE
46 LADDER
1 COOKED PORK
+39 LOG
+37 COAL
+8 PILES of REDSTONE DUST

This post has been edited by NoCreativeNames: 04 December 2010 - 07:41 PM

  • #75

  • Apoc
  • ALL I POST IS SHIT
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go back grab diamond pick and make a few stone ones use stone ones for things that can be mined with stone, and put un nessisary items in chests.

This post has been edited by Apoc: 04 December 2010 - 07:42 PM

  • #76

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You put away everything that you don't need and get some new tools.
What's that sound? It's coming from the third floor.
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It sounds like a little girl...
> Help me...
> What were you doing again?

Stashed 43 COBBLESTONE, 1 STONE SHOVEL, 1 IRON AXE, 46 LADDER, 39 LOG, 37 COAL, 8 PILES of REDSTONE DUST

-43 COBBLESTONE
+3 STONE PICKAXE
+1 DIAMOND PICKAXE
1 IRON SWORD
-1 STONE SHOVEL
1 STONE SHOVEL
-1 IRON AXE
-46 LADDER
1 COOKED PORK
-39 LOG
-37 COAL
-8 PILES of REDSTONE DUST

This post has been edited by NoCreativeNames: 04 December 2010 - 08:05 PM

  • #77

  • Apoc
  • ALL I POST IS SHIT
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About to go do some more mineing
  • #78

  • navi
  • Special Ed
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I get the fealing that he realy wants us to go in there.

Save the little girl!
  • #79

  • Apoc
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it is not a girl ghasts sounds like little girls screaming or saying help me if there near the portal
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  • #80

  • navi
  • Special Ed
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I thought he has just started making stuff up to get us through the portal already.
  • #81

  • Apoc
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We have been through before the scars they, still hurt.
  • #82

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Huh? Oh. Right.

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Why did you come up here then?

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You go into the mines and find some cool stuff.
There's a skeleton around that corner.

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You take it out easily.

COBBLESTONE
3 STONE PICKAXE
1 DIAMOND PICKAXE
1 IRON SWORD
1 STONE SHOVEL
1 COOKED PORK
PILES of REDSTONE DUST
  • #83

  • navi
  • Special Ed
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Take it! take it all! Take the floor! Take the walls! Take the roof! Muahahahaahha!
  • #84

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You're mining through the... Mines. And you come to a fork in the road.
You encountered 2 skeletons and a spider along the way, and killed them both.
No torches, but you can see fine...

> Activate awesome eyes and go left
> Activate awesome eyes and go right
> Go home and get torches


22 COBBLESTONE
3 STONE PICKAXE
1 DIAMOND PICKAXE
1 IRON SWORD
1 STONE SHOVEL
1 COOKED PORK
9 PILES of REDSTONE DUST
+2 STRING
+2 IRON ORE
  • #85

  • navi
  • Special Ed
    Banned
I kind of want to just crash us into the creeper.
but go the other direction.
  • #86

  • Apoc
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Go home and get torches, but don't look at portal.
  • #87

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You stash your loot and make some torches.

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What the hell!?!?

Stashed 9 PILES of REDSTONE DUST, 2 STRING, 2 IRON

-22 COBBLESTONE
3 STONE PICKAXE
1 DIAMOND PICKAXE
1 IRON SWORD
1 STONE SHOVEL
1 COOKED PORK
-9 PILES of REDSTONE DUST
-2 STRING
-2 IRON ORE
+64 TORCH
  • #88

  • Apoc
  • ALL I POST IS SHIT
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Walk backwards.
  • #89

  • navi
  • Special Ed
    Banned
Go on the defencive.
Clear out the land of enemys.
  • #90

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You wake up in the water on the second floor. What happened? How did you get up here?
You have a really bad headache... The noise from the portal has stopped.

This post has been edited by NoCreativeNames: 04 December 2010 - 09:18 PM

  • #91

  • Apoc
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Destory the portal.
  • #92

  • navi
  • Special Ed
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Y U no like the portal?
I say you should build a portal INSIDE the neather.
  • #93

  • Apoc
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Um the portal links to a portal inside the neather.
  • #94

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THIS THING has been fucking with your mind ever since you built it.
You raise your pickaxe to destroy the Gate.

You pass out.
> Wake up.

This post has been edited by NoCreativeNames: 04 December 2010 - 09:42 PM

  • #95

  • Apoc
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wake up, Mister Freeman, wake up and, smell the ashes.

This post has been edited by Apoc: 04 December 2010 - 09:44 PM

  • #96

  • Susan
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How about you just go into the Nether and stop dicking around?

God, it's a block game, not a psychological thriller.
  • #97

  • Apoc
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It actualy gets scary at some points.
  • #98

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You wake up on the first floor. All your tools and weapons are gone. What's that sign over there?

> Read sign

Inventory is
1 COOKED PORK
64 TORCH

This post has been edited by NoCreativeNames: 04 December 2010 - 09:57 PM

  • #99

  • navi
  • Special Ed
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Read sign.
Because susan, We broke the portal.

This post has been edited by navi: 04 December 2010 - 10:01 PM

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