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Say the most interesting "Yo' Mama" jokes.
Rule:
Do not attack someone's mom like "RandomName, yo' mama is..." It's just a random mom that's nameless and no one's mother here.
Go!
Doing Your Mother
- darkwolf328
- Special Ed
Banned 
Yo mama is sooo stupid.
When she threw a grenade at me, I pulled the pin and threw it back.
So horrible.
When she threw a grenade at me, I pulled the pin and threw it back.
So horrible.
- #2
- 11 June 2011 - 04:53 AM
- BeachSideCheese
- Member
Your Mother is a delicate flower, and deserves to be treated as such.
- #5
- 11 June 2011 - 05:01 AM
- darkwolf328
- Special Ed
Banned
You know who else is a loser?
MY MOM!
Worst pun in the history of cartoons.
MY MOM!
Worst pun in the history of cartoons.
- #8
- 11 June 2011 - 05:13 AM
- SushiJaguar
- Internet Tough Guy<br>P.S. I roleplay as a medieval furry
Member 
@DMLD: Your mother gave birth to you, what a joke. 
- #9
- 11 June 2011 - 05:15 AM
- DMLD96
- Special Ed
Banned 
SushiJaguar, on 11 June 2011 - 05:15 AM, said:
@DMLD: Your mother gave birth to you, what a joke.
DMLD96, on 11 June 2011 - 04:50 AM, said:
Do not attack someone's mom like "RandomName, yo' mama is..." It's just a random mom that's nameless and no one's mother here.
- #11
- 11 June 2011 - 05:17 AM
- darkwolf328
- Special Ed
Banned
Cold Sushi. That's cold.
MOR DOR
YOUR MOM DOES NOT SIMPLY ROLL INTO MORDO*shot*
WHAT THE FUCK? I TYPED IN MO RDOR and got...nevermind.
MOR DOR
YOUR MOM DOES NOT SIMPLY ROLL INTO MORDO*shot*
WHAT THE FUCK? I TYPED IN MO RDOR and got...nevermind.
This post has been edited by darkwolf328: 11 June 2011 - 05:19 AM
- #12
- 11 June 2011 - 05:18 AM
- DMLD96
- Special Ed
Banned
darkwolf328, on 11 June 2011 - 05:17 AM, said:
A HUGE GAPING VAGINA THE SIZE OF A HALLWAY?
YOUR MOM DOES NOT SIMPLY ROLL INTO MORDO*shot*
YOUR MOM DOES NOT SIMPLY ROLL INTO MORDO*shot*
I laughed my ass off.
Yo mama is like a Geico commercial; so easy even a caveman can do it.
This post has been edited by DMLD96: 11 June 2011 - 05:20 AM
- #13
- 11 June 2011 - 05:20 AM
- darkwolf328
- Special Ed
Banned
If you type in MOR.DOR. You get A HUGE GAPING VAGINA THE SIZE OF A HALLWAY.
- #14
- 11 June 2011 - 05:22 AM
your momma so fat, she jumped in the water and caused the Japan tsunami
- #16
- 11 June 2011 - 05:37 AM
- darkwolf328
- Special Ed
Banned
I knew I would eventually post that. It had to be done.
- #20
- 11 June 2011 - 05:59 AM
- SushiJaguar
- Internet Tough Guy<br>P.S. I roleplay as a medieval furry
Member
DMLD96, on 11 June 2011 - 05:17 AM, said:
SushiJaguar, on 11 June 2011 - 05:15 AM, said:
@DMLD: Your mother gave birth to you, what a joke.
DMLD96, on 11 June 2011 - 04:50 AM, said:
Do not attack someone's mom like "RandomName, yo' mama is..." It's just a random mom that's nameless and no one's mother here.
You really thought I'd follow any rules set by you? Man, I knew you were stupid, but you're crossing into the blind hope category here!
- #21
- 11 June 2011 - 06:04 AM
- DMLD96
- Special Ed
Banned
SushiJaguar, on 11 June 2011 - 06:04 AM, said:
DMLD96, on 11 June 2011 - 05:17 AM, said:
SushiJaguar, on 11 June 2011 - 05:15 AM, said:
@DMLD: Your mother gave birth to you, what a joke.
DMLD96, on 11 June 2011 - 04:50 AM, said:
Do not attack someone's mom like "RandomName, yo' mama is..." It's just a random mom that's nameless and no one's mother here.
You really thought I'd follow any rules set by you? Man, I knew you were stupid, but you're crossing into the blind hope category here!
Dear Sushi,
How art thou? I art fine, but I need to tell you this important information. Your mother has more crabs then a Red Lobsters.
I hope she takes this into consideration at the next circle jerk that she'll be attending. And please tell her it's a circle jerk, not cock sucking contest.
Bidding thee adieu,
DMLD96
This post has been edited by DMLD96: 11 June 2011 - 06:10 AM
- #22
- 11 June 2011 - 06:09 AM
- Moosack
- Member
DMLD96, on 11 June 2011 - 06:09 AM, said:
Dear Sushi,
How art thou? I art fine, but I need to tell you this important information. Your mother has more crabs then a Red Lobsters.
I hope she takes this into consideration at the next circle jerk that she'll be attending. And please tell her it's a circle jerk, not cock sucking contest.
Bidding thee adieu,
DMLD96
How art thou? I art fine, but I need to tell you this important information. Your mother has more crabs then a Red Lobsters.
I hope she takes this into consideration at the next circle jerk that she'll be attending. And please tell her it's a circle jerk, not cock sucking contest.
Bidding thee adieu,
DMLD96
DMLD96,
You got banned from a Yaoi site. You've already lost so incredibly hard.
- #25
- 11 June 2011 - 06:16 AM
- darkwolf328
- Special Ed
Banned
APOC APOC APOC APOC
WATCH THEM FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT
DYEGVTEUYUHFIHFHFYJFDESFJKUF
Or run
WATCH THEM FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT
DYEGVTEUYUHFIHFHFYJFDESFJKUF
Or run
This post has been edited by darkwolf328: 12 June 2011 - 04:38 PM
- #26
- 11 June 2011 - 06:16 AM
- DMLD96
- Special Ed
Banned
Moosack, on 11 June 2011 - 06:16 AM, said:
DMLD96, on 11 June 2011 - 06:09 AM, said:
Dear Sushi,
How art thou? I art fine, but I need to tell you this important information. Your mother has more crabs then a Red Lobsters.
I hope she takes this into consideration at the next circle jerk that she'll be attending. And please tell her it's a circle jerk, not cock sucking contest.
Bidding thee adieu,
DMLD96
How art thou? I art fine, but I need to tell you this important information. Your mother has more crabs then a Red Lobsters.
I hope she takes this into consideration at the next circle jerk that she'll be attending. And please tell her it's a circle jerk, not cock sucking contest.
Bidding thee adieu,
DMLD96
DMLD96,
You got banned from a Yaoi site. You've already lost so incredibly hard.
I got kicked off because the dude Wolfy^_^, who is a prick, because I told him not to talk about someone who I loved that died. He thought I was talking in a threating manner and kicked me off. So I, in retaliation, I hacked into his main data base and fucked up his personal computer, not damaging the site for others, but fucking up all his work, so learn the story or hop off.
This post has been edited by DMLD96: 11 June 2011 - 06:36 AM
- #27
- 11 June 2011 - 06:25 AM
- SushiJaguar
- Internet Tough Guy<br>P.S. I roleplay as a medieval furry
Member
DMLD96, on 11 June 2011 - 06:25 AM, said:
I got kicked off because the dude Wolfy^_^, who is a prick, because I told him not to talk about someone who I loved that died. He thought I was talking in a threating manner and kicked me off. So I, in retaliation, I hacked into his main data base and fucked up his personal computer, not damaging the site for others, but fucking up all his work, so learn the story or hop off.
Hahahahahah
So to sum you up, David, you're a fourteen year old who
Knows more about everything than anyone alive ever
Had sex at eight
Created a tarot test at eight
Has dabbled in suicide
Is more qualified than a psychiatrist
Belongs to secret clubs all over the world
And last but not least, my favourite one, thinks he is the smartest guy around.
Man, it's no wonder you spend so much time on the internet! If my life was a similarly-huge crock of lies and misplaced self-superiority, I'd probably hide on the internet all day too!
- #32
- 11 June 2011 - 06:45 AM
- BeachSideCheese
- Member
SushiJaguar, on 11 June 2011 - 06:45 AM, said:
Hahahahahah
So to sum you up, David, you're a fourteen year old who
Knows more about everything than anyone alive ever
Had sex at eight
Created a tarot test at eight
Has dabbled in suicide
Is more qualified than a psychiatrist
Belongs to secret clubs all over the world
And last but not least, my favourite one, thinks he is the smartest guy around.
Man, it's no wonder you spend so much time on the internet! If my life was a similarly-huge crock of lies and misplaced self-superiority, I'd probably hide on the internet all day too!
So to sum you up, David, you're a fourteen year old who
Knows more about everything than anyone alive ever
Had sex at eight
Created a tarot test at eight
Has dabbled in suicide
Is more qualified than a psychiatrist
Belongs to secret clubs all over the world
And last but not least, my favourite one, thinks he is the smartest guy around.
Man, it's no wonder you spend so much time on the internet! If my life was a similarly-huge crock of lies and misplaced self-superiority, I'd probably hide on the internet all day too!
Come on Sushi.
Dude looks legit.
- #33
- 11 June 2011 - 06:47 AM
- MiwAuturu
- BCI Member
- Ask me what I think about Snooths!
"Too busy trying to be esoteric that I didn't realize how stupid I sounded." Sound familiar?
Because so far as I can tell that's the reason you got banned, not some hacking bullshit.
Because so far as I can tell that's the reason you got banned, not some hacking bullshit.
This post has been edited by MiwAuturu: 11 June 2011 - 06:49 AM
- #34
- 11 June 2011 - 06:48 AM
- darkwolf328
- Special Ed
Banned
Sex at eight?.....that's a low to me. 
And most of that IS hard to believe.
DMLD, when you joined, you said that a kid made your account and posted all of that info.
Was that person I talked to an older sibling or guardian. And were YOU the kid.
And most of that IS hard to believe.
DMLD, when you joined, you said that a kid made your account and posted all of that info.
Was that person I talked to an older sibling or guardian. And were YOU the kid.
- #35
- 11 June 2011 - 06:50 AM
- DMLD96
- Special Ed
Banned
SushiJaguar, on 11 June 2011 - 06:45 AM, said:
DMLD96, on 11 June 2011 - 06:25 AM, said:
I got kicked off because the dude Wolfy^_^, who is a prick, because I told him not to talk about someone who I loved that died. He thought I was talking in a threating manner and kicked me off. So I, in retaliation, I hacked into his main data base and fucked up his personal computer, not damaging the site for others, but fucking up all his work, so learn the story or hop off.
Hahahahahah
So to sum you up, David, you're a fourteen year old who
Knows more about everything than anyone alive ever
Had sex at eight
Created a tarot test at eight
Has dabbled in suicide
Is more qualified than a psychiatrist
Belongs to secret clubs all over the world
And last but not least, my favourite one, thinks he is the smartest guy around.
Man, it's no wonder you spend so much time on the internet! If my life was a similarly-huge crock of lies and misplaced self-superiority, I'd probably hide on the internet all day too!
1. No.
2. Eight or nine.
3. Yes.
4. During my time in fifth grade and a little time surrounding that, yes.
5. No, I read a lot of psychiatry books and talked a few people outta suicide and depression over the the years since I was 12 and my peers would play around saying that I'm a unlicensed psychiatrist and I was going to jail for it. (I didn't charge for anything so it's not illegal nor did I perscribe drugs.)
6. No.
7. I know I'm not the smartest guy around. I'm on the internet 'cuz I'm not really allowed to have a life and go out and stuff since A) my parents won't allow it 'cuz they think the MKE in very dangerous, B) I have no money, and C) because I want to be on the internet.
This post has been edited by DMLD96: 11 June 2011 - 06:57 AM
- #36
- 11 June 2011 - 06:56 AM
- Moosack
- Member
darkwolf328, on 11 June 2011 - 06:50 AM, said:
Sex at eight?.....that's a low to me.
And most of that IS hard to believe.
DMLD, when you joined, you said that a kid made your account and posted all of that info.
Was that person I talked to an older sibling or guardian. And were YOU the kid.
And most of that IS hard to believe.
DMLD, when you joined, you said that a kid made your account and posted all of that info.
Was that person I talked to an older sibling or guardian. And were YOU the kid.
Watch it, man. He'll hack yo' shit.
- #37
- 11 June 2011 - 06:56 AM
- DMLD96
- Special Ed
Banned
darkwolf328, on 11 June 2011 - 06:50 AM, said:
Sex at eight?.....that's a low to me.
And most of that IS hard to believe.
DMLD, when you joined, you said that a kid made your account and posted all of that info.
Was that person I talked to an older sibling or guardian. And were YOU the kid.
And most of that IS hard to believe.
DMLD, when you joined, you said that a kid made your account and posted all of that info.
Was that person I talked to an older sibling or guardian. And were YOU the kid.
No, I made the account, then I left to go the bathroom and play Dissidia, then when I came back I saw that stuff.
- #38
- 11 June 2011 - 06:58 AM
- darkwolf328
- Special Ed
Banned
Moosack, on 11 June 2011 - 06:56 AM, said:
darkwolf328, on 11 June 2011 - 06:50 AM, said:
Sex at eight?.....that's a low to me.
And most of that IS hard to believe.
DMLD, when you joined, you said that a kid
made your account and posted all of that info.
Was that person I talked to an older sibling or guardian. And were YOU the kid.
And most of that IS hard to believe.
DMLD, when you joined, you said that a kid
made your account and posted all of that info.
Was that person I talked to an older sibling or guardian. And were YOU the kid.
Watch it, man. He'll hack yo' shit.
If Im ever hacked. Bad shit will happen.
- #39
- 11 June 2011 - 07:00 AM
- DMLD96
- Special Ed
Banned
MiwAuturu, on 11 June 2011 - 06:48 AM, said:
"Too busy trying to be esoteric that I didn't realize how stupid I sounded." Sound familiar?
Because so far as I can tell that's the reason you got banned, not some hacking bullshit.
Because so far as I can tell that's the reason you got banned, not some hacking bullshit.
Oh, but he wasn't saying shit when he was hitting on me and trying to get my digits. He was saying that he found my words sexy and said he liked it that way. He asked me to explain what I say and I did but he's too stupid to realize that stuff.
- #40
- 11 June 2011 - 07:00 AM
- DMLD96
- Special Ed
Banned
By the way Sushi, this was a "Yo Mama" joke place. Couldn't be quick enough to come up with a "Yo Mama" joke so you had to change the subject and try to attack me? How low can you go? As low as your mom did when she was sucking off the guys at the bus stop or even lower?
This post has been edited by DMLD96: 11 June 2011 - 07:04 AM
- #42
- 11 June 2011 - 07:02 AM
- darkwolf328
- Special Ed
Banned
So the person made it for you? Your names David, right? So that's what the kid posted. ???
- #43
- 11 June 2011 - 07:02 AM
- darkwolf328
- Special Ed
Banned
So, he copied all of your info to the thread?
- #45
- 11 June 2011 - 07:06 AM
- DMLD96
- Special Ed
Banned
darkwolf328, on 11 June 2011 - 07:06 AM, said:
So, he copied all of your info to the thread?
Not all of it, but most of it. I have the same profile on DevART and on FanFic so he could have copied it, but he could have just left out a few things or rephrase them. (Formely as my Yaoi Haven profile as well, minus the Yaoi pics and (non-sexual) pics of me.)
EDIT: I'm just changing the grammar since it's horrible.
This post has been edited by DMLD96: 11 June 2011 - 07:15 AM
- #47
- 11 June 2011 - 07:10 AM
- darkwolf328
- Special Ed
Banned
Apoc, on 11 June 2011 - 07:12 AM, said:
Please DMLD I did not need to know that.
TOO LATE APOC. RUN!
http://i39.tinypic.com/73mhpi.jpg
WTF
- #49
- 11 June 2011 - 07:14 AM
- DMLD96
- Special Ed
Banned
darkwolf328, on 11 June 2011 - 07:14 AM, said:
Apoc, on 11 June 2011 - 07:12 AM, said:
Please DMLD I did not need to know that.
TOO LATE APOC. RUN!
http://i39.tinypic.com/73mhpi.jpg
WTF
What the fuck?
- #50
- 11 June 2011 - 07:16 AM