...Now I am imagining devotees of Taeshi being crushed by the wheels of logic.
Do you want to have children one day?
...Now I am imagining devotees of Taeshi being crushed by the wheels of logic.
- #151
- 11 July 2011 - 05:28 PM
Ace, on 07 July 2011 - 12:02 AM, said:
Of course overpopulation is a serious problem, so maybe you are just doing a good deed instead?
yes the post was long ago, but devil's advocate away!
My family has terrible genes. Early death, a really really bad history of mental sickness.
I don't think I would do well raising a child that has even half of the issues my Sister has, and (selfishly I do admit) I do fear it would be a burden on my life.
Derp.
- #152
- 12 July 2011 - 02:07 AM
Basically for me it's not a matter of "Do I want to have children someday?" It's more a matter of "would I be a good parent?" and "does the /other/ parent want kids?" I think the fact that I'm apathetic to the fact of whether I have a kid or not is a red flag, but conversely, I /would/ try my hardest to be a good parent to said kid if I had one.
As for gender preference, either goes.
- #153
- 12 July 2011 - 02:28 AM
Pants, on 12 July 2011 - 02:07 AM, said:
Ace, on 07 July 2011 - 12:02 AM, said:
Of course overpopulation is a serious problem, so maybe you are just doing a good deed instead?
yes the post was long ago, but devil's advocate away!
My family has terrible genes. Early death, a really really bad history of mental sickness.
I don't think I would do well raising a child that has even half of the issues my Sister has, and (selfishly I do admit) I do fear it would be a burden on my life.
Derp.
What, where? Who?
I'm saying that if you don't pass on your genes you have no direct fitness, which means you might as well be dead. Doesn't matter if you have good or bad genes, it's just about fitness.
Unless we take indirect fitness into consideration. I SUPPOSE you can still have that. Geez.
Also, Pantsu, you are a beautiful man and you would have great babies.
- #154
- 12 July 2011 - 02:57 AM
As for gender, if I only have two children, than at least one boy, and I don't care what gender the other one is. Now if I have four children, I want two boys, and two girls. Infact I've even thought of names for all of them, Michael Jr.(cliche right?), Alexander(because of Xander), Bethany(because of Better Days), and I'm not particularly sure about the other girl name but I like the name Victoria.
I hate all of those stupid popular names of today. I made a rule that if I decide to have four children than one of them will be named Michael Jr.
- #155
- 12 July 2011 - 04:57 AM
- #156
- 12 July 2011 - 05:17 AM
- #157
- 12 July 2011 - 01:13 PM
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Aww, I was expecting you to give the names as Moon Unit, Dweezil, Ahmet Emuukha Rodan and Diva Thin Muffin Pigeen.
- #158
- 12 July 2011 - 03:47 PM
God forbid I have children, I have one boy's name and one girl's picked out. If it's a boy, he'll have the name I use on these forums, Reynardine Ozymandias. If it's a girl, it's Anastasia Penelope.
I like long names
- #159
- 12 July 2011 - 03:57 PM
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- #160
- 12 July 2011 - 04:03 PM
- #161
- 12 July 2011 - 04:20 PM
wacko, on 12 July 2011 - 04:20 PM, said:
i know but still, id never want that for them
- #162
- 12 July 2011 - 04:32 PM
This post has been edited by Adams: 12 July 2011 - 05:05 PM
- #163
- 12 July 2011 - 04:51 PM
- #164
- 12 July 2011 - 05:24 PM
Purin, on 12 July 2011 - 05:24 PM, said:
but thats the thing, even if i do go through the ranks, i cant stand sitting behind a desk,
- #165
- 12 July 2011 - 06:16 PM
- #166
- 12 July 2011 - 06:19 PM
ReyOzymandias, on 12 July 2011 - 06:19 PM, said:
well my girlfriend Katey is in Logistics in my base, she's got the whole desk job in mind, i just cant stand being still, i need to be doing something
- #167
- 12 July 2011 - 07:29 PM
- #168
- 12 July 2011 - 08:50 PM
- #169
- 12 July 2011 - 09:00 PM
BIP-BAP-BAM, on 12 July 2011 - 07:29 PM, said:
You sure are like my father Bip-Bap. My dad still can't stand being still by the way and he's over 40.
This post has been edited by Adams: 12 July 2011 - 09:45 PM
- #170
- 12 July 2011 - 09:43 PM
Ubertoast, on 12 July 2011 - 01:13 PM, said:
Long answer: Commie uguuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu~
- #171
- 12 July 2011 - 10:41 PM
SushiJaguar, on 12 July 2011 - 10:41 PM, said:
I'm going to come to Portugal to smack you, then fly back to Canada
- #172
- 13 July 2011 - 12:57 AM
- #173
- 13 July 2011 - 01:01 AM
Ace, on 13 July 2011 - 01:01 AM, said:
In my GIANT HELICOPTER.
And I will remind you I don't want a kiddie...Then i will kick you.
- #174
- 13 July 2011 - 01:07 AM
(my mom used to run a day care so i really do hate them)
This post has been edited by korrupt god: 13 July 2011 - 01:18 AM
- #175
- 13 July 2011 - 01:16 AM
- #176
- 13 July 2011 - 04:16 AM
This post has been edited by Tensa Zangetsu: 13 July 2011 - 04:20 AM
- #177
- 13 July 2011 - 04:17 AM
Also:
- #178
- 13 July 2011 - 02:22 PM
Borg Lord, on 12 July 2011 - 05:17 AM, said:
I thought of that to, I guess it doesn't really mater how much children I'd have, I'd just rather have two, or four.
- #179
- 13 July 2011 - 03:14 PM
Mikanada, on 13 July 2011 - 03:14 PM, said:
I was definitely waiting for you to say that you'd kill one of them. Bahaha!
- #180
- 13 July 2011 - 10:56 PM
keninja86, on 13 July 2011 - 10:56 PM, said:
I'll be like Michael Jackson, and my fifth child will be like Blanket.
- #181
- 14 July 2011 - 03:06 AM
Pedophiles.
(Which is what all of you are or will be.)
- #182
- 14 July 2011 - 03:20 AM
- #183
- 14 July 2011 - 03:31 AM
- #184
- 14 July 2011 - 09:39 AM
...Plus the crying it sounds annoying.
- #185
- 16 July 2011 - 07:48 AM
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- 16 July 2011 - 07:55 AM
- #187
- 16 July 2011 - 09:24 AM
Borg Lord, on 14 July 2011 - 09:39 AM, said:
Tensa Zangetsu, on 14 July 2011 - 03:31 AM, said:
YOU SUSTAIN ME
Raven, on 16 July 2011 - 07:48 AM, said:
You have plenty of time to learn how to muffle screams.
Hint: Pillow.
- #188
- 16 July 2011 - 09:38 AM

Relevant
- #189
- 16 July 2011 - 03:38 PM

I'm walkin' on babies, woah oh oh and don't it feel good
- #190
- 16 July 2011 - 06:17 PM
He has always wanted babies, I'm in doubt I could do it.
- #191
- 16 July 2011 - 09:28 PM
- #192
- 16 July 2011 - 09:57 PM
- #193
- 16 July 2011 - 10:12 PM
Seriously, reading infor for biology and it's like 'If they don't get enough of Vitamin C they get rickets and die. If they have too much water they die, If they have/don't have 'X'they die.
If I was going to have a sprog I would want a boy. Girls are annoying and mine might actually turn out to be a girly girl... I wouldnt know how to talk to them...
- #194
- 16 July 2011 - 10:35 PM
This post has been edited by Adams: 17 July 2011 - 12:47 AM
- #195
- 16 July 2011 - 10:47 PM
wait no what
- #196
- 16 July 2011 - 11:43 PM
- #197
- 17 July 2011 - 03:49 AM
Taeshi, on 16 July 2011 - 10:12 PM, said:
If you and Suit had a kid and then adopted another kid, would the adopted kid in any way feel like the Fan Character in your family?
- #198
- 17 July 2011 - 05:11 AM
Adams, on 16 July 2011 - 10:47 PM, said:

BWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!
- #199
- 17 July 2011 - 05:27 AM
Adams, on 16 July 2011 - 10:47 PM, said:
Depends on whether or not it looks like he's going to turn out gay. If it looks like he's just going to end up a colossal pussy and not gay, start beating him. It'll be okay to stop once he tries to fight back.
Remember: you're his parent, not his friend. Your job is to make sure he doesn't turn into a pussy, a redneck or a Scientologist.
- #200
- 17 July 2011 - 05:40 AM

















