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Do you want to have children one day?

Poll: Kids (90 member(s) have cast votes)

Do you want to become a parent one day?

Yes (51 votes [56.67%] - View)
Percentage of vote: 56.67%
No (19 votes [21.11%] - View)
Percentage of vote: 21.11%
I'm not really sure yet! (20 votes [22.22%] - View)
Percentage of vote: 22.22%

Do you care about the gender?

Boy (11 votes [12.22%] - View)
Percentage of vote: 12.22%
Girl (13 votes [14.44%] - View)
Percentage of vote: 14.44%
I'd just be happy to have a kid, screw gender. (39 votes [43.33%] - View)
Percentage of vote: 43.33%
Not gonna be a parent, so irrelevant. (12 votes [13.33%] - View)
Percentage of vote: 13.33%
Undecided, so irrelevant. (15 votes [16.67%] - View)
Percentage of vote: 16.67%

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Dr Noyd
Member

Jerk, on 17 July 2011 - 05:40 AM, said:

Adams, on 16 July 2011 - 10:47 PM, said:

what happens if the boy starts to act like a girly girl?

Depends on whether or not it looks like he's going to turn out gay. If it looks like he's just going to end up a colossal pussy and not gay, start beating him. It'll be okay to stop once he tries to fight back.

Remember: you're his parent, not his friend. Your job is to make sure he doesn't turn into a pussy, a redneck or a Scientologist.

called it

#201
17 July 2011 - 05:45 AM

Toffee
Member

Dr. Jerk is in.

#202
17 July 2011 - 05:52 AM

Luminaria
Member

Haha, a guy acting like a girly girl is fine for me, it still wouldnt be as girly as a girly girl.
And yes, being in England and mixed race, they'd better not be a redneck. And scientologists are weird...

#203
17 July 2011 - 07:36 AM

esalaka
Banned

Jerk, on 17 July 2011 - 05:40 AM, said:

It'll be okay to stop once he tries to fight back.

Alternatively it's also okay to stop once he stops breathing

#204
17 July 2011 - 10:17 AM

Camille
Member

I think I'd like to have some kids, but not before I've found the right guy and I'm over 25.
I don't really care about the gender, but I'd like a girl, I think.
I might want more than one, because being an only child myself, I know how lonely it can be when your family is having a crisis and you got no one to talk with.
So.. yeah

#205
17 July 2011 - 02:08 PM

ILB
secretly a man
Member

Quote

If you and Suit had a kid and then adopted another kid, would the adopted kid in any way feel like the Fan Character in your family?

Johnny... ^_^

#206
17 July 2011 - 03:19 PM

Jerk
Member

Don't act like you didn't find that funny, Isle Bee.

#207
17 July 2011 - 07:47 PM

ILB
secretly a man
Member

Hence the smiley face. #^_^#

#208
17 July 2011 - 08:30 PM

Dr Noyd
Member

Much funny in here.

So I like the idea of having a kid as an insult, and entertainment of feeding them constant misinformation.

#209
18 July 2011 - 06:26 AM

Mikanada
Member

I wouldn't want to have my future children until I'm in my late 20's

#210
25 September 2011 - 05:50 AM

Shada
BCI Member

Nope, I don't want to get married or have children for various reasons.

#211
25 September 2011 - 02:18 PM

Gabu
Member

Im just gonna get a dog

loyal, doesn't whine about everything and Is always there when your depressed and need someone to talk to (I know dogs cant talk but thats only a bonus in my opinion)

This post has been edited by Gabu: 25 September 2011 - 02:49 PM

#212
25 September 2011 - 02:27 PM

Chris
teabagging furfag
Member

your dog wont pay to put you in a home when you get older.

or carry on your genetic line.

or make a difference in the world.

#213
26 September 2011 - 02:05 AM

Mikanada
Member

Maybe he is a dog.

#214
26 September 2011 - 02:28 AM

Leaving_a_Comment
Member

SushiJaguar, on 12 July 2011 - 10:41 PM, said:

Ubertoast, on 12 July 2011 - 01:13 PM, said:

Short answer: Yes.

Long answer: Commie uguuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu~

.__________. Uuuuuh yeah but I kinda wanna adopt kids too. Take up some of dem babies already here, the hard work of pushing them out of a vagina done for me.

#215
26 September 2011 - 03:34 AM

asdf
Member

Mikanada, on 26 September 2011 - 02:28 AM, said:

Maybe he is a dog.

Then he'd get a puppy, but not before getting some doggy style action.

Oh god why'd I type that ;__;

#216
26 September 2011 - 04:29 AM

Ace
BCI Member

asdf, on 26 September 2011 - 04:29 AM, said:

Mikanada, on 26 September 2011 - 02:28 AM, said:

Maybe he is a dog.

Then he'd get a puppy, but not before getting some doggy style action.

Oh god why'd I type that ;__;

because you are a sick, sick little man.

#217
26 September 2011 - 05:00 AM

Mikanada
Member

Ace, on 26 September 2011 - 05:00 AM, said:

asdf, on 26 September 2011 - 04:29 AM, said:

Mikanada, on 26 September 2011 - 02:28 AM, said:

Maybe he is a dog.

Then he'd get a puppy, but not before getting some doggy style action.

Oh god why'd I type that ;__;

because you are a sick, sick little man.

It's because he's a...

#218
26 September 2011 - 05:10 AM

Ace
BCI Member

Yes Mikanada I know that this exists from the multiple times I've seen Toy Story, but I was going for something else.

#219
26 September 2011 - 05:12 AM

Gabu
Member

Chris, on 26 September 2011 - 02:05 AM, said:

your dog wont pay to put you in a home when you get older.

or carry on your genetic line.

or make a difference in the world.

I wouldn't want my child to have to pay for something like that... He/she has his/her own life at that point and im not worth slowing down

I do want to have children one day... I was pretty depressed when I posted the "Im just gonna get a dog" and at that time I just thought id be such a horrible parent it would be better if id never have children

#220
26 September 2011 - 06:17 AM

Mikanada
Member

For some reasons it does makes sense not to have a child. But I do want to have children some day, because I've always been interested in family trees(probably because of The Sims 2). I'd also like to have descendents to spend time with or pass things down to.

#221
26 September 2011 - 06:54 AM

Jerk
Member

Leaving_a_Comment, on 26 September 2011 - 03:34 AM, said:

.__________. Uuuuuh yeah but I kinda wanna adopt kids too. Take up some of dem babies already here, the hard work of pushing them out of a vagina done for me.

They're pretty convenient: all the financial burden with none of the unprotected sex, and yet none of the vaginal tearing, pooping and screaming associated with the beauty of "natural birth." And they come pre-stressed like concrete, so when they come home with a B+ instead of an A+ Uber won't have to take off his belt and put the fear of God into them: they'll already be cowering in a corner! Plus if you get tired of them you can trade them back in for a newer model.

#222
26 September 2011 - 07:52 AM

DeSpErAtE567
Member

Wanna be a parent someday?
Sure, why not?

Gender?
As long as he/she doesn't become bi. That would just be sad.

#223
26 September 2011 - 07:59 AM

Leaving_a_Comment
Member

Jerk, on 26 September 2011 - 07:52 AM, said:

Leaving_a_Comment, on 26 September 2011 - 03:34 AM, said:

.__________. Uuuuuh yeah but I kinda wanna adopt kids too. Take up some of dem babies already here, the hard work of pushing them out of a vagina done for me.

Naw Jerk, Uber would just sit at the table reading the newspaper and drinking tea while I beat the tar and feather out of them. And yeah, if we adopt we can skip buy one potty trained and then wouldn't have to put down newspaper for em.

#224
26 September 2011 - 02:30 PM

wacko
Knows more about BCB than Taeshi
Member

I'm adopted and I turned out just fine.

Though people tend not to give up babies nowadays. It's easier to adopt older children, but they tend to have more issues, so yeah. Just be prepared.

DeSpErAtE567 said:

Gender?
As long as he/she doesn't become bi. That would just be sad.

So you'll accept a straight or gay child, but not one who's bisexual? :question:

#225
26 September 2011 - 03:16 PM

Tabris
BCI Member

I want to have babies, i was hoping to have some before my grandparents passed on, but that's kinda shot now that my Papa has cancer

5 babies please! mostly boys, if possible, girls are just so fucking dramatic and high maintenance, and 'pregnable (as in they can get pregnant)

he may be talking about the sadness of never knowing for sure whether or not you'll be getting grand babies? i dunno...

#226
26 September 2011 - 03:32 PM

Leaving_a_Comment
Member

Oh I honestly wanna adopt older kids since they so seldom get adopted. They need homes just as much as younger kids but they are kinda more urgent than the babies.

#227
26 September 2011 - 04:04 PM

Susan
BCI Member
harlot and pretend virgin and quitter

Leaving_a_Comment, on 26 September 2011 - 03:34 AM, said:

.__________. Uuuuuh yeah but I kinda wanna adopt kids too. Take up some of dem babies already here, the hard work of pushing them out of a vagina done for me.

commie that was months ago

But while it's up: Sushi, who're you kiddin'~

also i read a lot of pretentious I WILL BE PASSING ON GREAT GENES HERP DERP

will you also pass on the stick in your ass?

#228
26 September 2011 - 04:20 PM

Purin
BCI Member

Perhaps, but I need to increase my fiber intake greatly first.

#229
26 September 2011 - 04:23 PM

Jerk
Member

Passing on genes at the speed of Rohypnol.

#230
26 September 2011 - 04:29 PM

Leaving_a_Comment
Member

I know Sue, I disappointed myself by not replying sooner. Better late then never?
8-D

#231
26 September 2011 - 05:39 PM

Grass
Is fucking Panny up in heaven
Member

Adoption.

Why should I bring in some of my own hellspawn when so many others need a parent? :nope:

#232
27 September 2011 - 10:10 PM

RedJack
BCI Member

Half of me thinks I should have kids cause I get to carry out the name generation if I get a boy... Yet another half of me is not certain if I'll even get as far as a wife.

#233
28 September 2011 - 02:35 AM

Grass
Is fucking Panny up in heaven
Member

You wont.

#234
28 September 2011 - 03:04 AM

ClosetLucy
Member

Hell to the no. Kids cost so much money and they are so annoying and ungrateful. I just can't stand ungratefulness. When I tell this to people they always say "well who's gona take care of you when your older?". So is THAT what kids are for? just so we can have someone to take care of us. I know that's not true for most people but like, if that's the only comeback people can come up with than I don't think kids are for me. In addition I could careless if I get married, I'll even go as far as saying I don't care if I die a virgin. You can think I'm bullshitting as much as you want but that stuff just isn't as important to me. Hey if it happens it happens but one thing is for sure:

No kids.

This post has been edited by ClosetLucy: 28 September 2011 - 10:47 PM

#235
28 September 2011 - 10:46 PM

asdf
Member

@CL I'd rather spend money feeding children in the streets than useless old people in retirement homes...

I want a kid, but I don't really want my attitude passed down to him. Because I don't think I'd be able to handle that, when I can even handle myself sometimes...

#236
28 September 2011 - 11:10 PM

ReyOzymandias
Childish, as usual.
Member

ClosetLucy, on 28 September 2011 - 10:46 PM, said:

I'll even go as far as saying I don't care if I die a virgin.

Don't blame you, you're not missing out on much. A bunch of work without much reward.

#237
30 September 2011 - 01:06 AM

ClosetLucy
Member

asdf, on 28 September 2011 - 11:10 PM, said:

@CL I'd rather spend money feeding children in the streets than useless old people in retirement homes...

Uh...okay? How does that relate to my comment? I never said old people were any better, shit they're no better than kids half the time.

This post has been edited by ClosetLucy: 30 September 2011 - 01:33 AM

#238
30 September 2011 - 01:33 AM

Starwatcher
Member

Grass, on 27 September 2011 - 10:10 PM, said:

Adoption.

Why should I bring in some of my own hellspawn when so many others need a parent? :nope:

I feel exactly the same way!

After growing up with me, they'd be my own in every way that matters. 8-)

#239
30 September 2011 - 03:11 AM

Taeshi
one hot bitch
Administrator

Souppy just wants to see me pregnant

because fetish

#240
30 September 2011 - 03:22 AM

Luigifan
What do you guys think about Alejandro?
Member

Yes, but with my horrid social skills, it's still up in the air as to whether or not it'll happen.

#241
30 September 2011 - 03:26 AM

ridersjet
Member

Hmm one or two kids are fine three is he'll I live with a younger Sis and younger bro and I'm the oldest it's HE'LL with two it'll be easier

(here's a joke I want three kids I'll name the first one control second alt and the third delete you know why? So you can smack all three of them at once

) Cruel I know but humorous none the less

#242
30 September 2011 - 05:17 AM

Mikanada
Member

I am seriously going to name one of my children Michael Jr. 8-D

#243
30 September 2011 - 05:26 AM

Taeshi
one hot bitch
Administrator

Ridersjet that makes me hope you never reproduce

#244
30 September 2011 - 02:12 PM

Jerk
Member

Taeshi, on 30 September 2011 - 03:22 AM, said:

Souppy just wants to see me pregnant

because fetish

Because nothing is sexier than women swollen with vagina destroying parasites.

#245
30 September 2011 - 02:41 PM

Taeshi
one hot bitch
Administrator

IT CAN BE TO OBNOXIOUS PIG MEN

"unf unf so delicate filled with my own juices belonging to me let me take care of you"

#246
30 September 2011 - 02:58 PM

Leaving_a_Comment
Member

#247
30 September 2011 - 04:22 PM

Anialator
Member

In 20 years no one will be able to have any children.

Microwave radiation from cellphones in the pockets of the worlds males is slowly frying their testicles.

#248
30 September 2011 - 04:42 PM

ridersjet
Member

Taeshi, on 30 September 2011 - 02:12 PM, said:

Ridersjet that makes me hope you never reproduce

I'm sry my friend randoman said this I kinda find this hilarious but I wouldn't do that I'm not cruel and I'd rather kill my self than blame others

#249
30 September 2011 - 05:07 PM

Jerk
Member

Taeshi, on 30 September 2011 - 02:58 PM, said:

IT CAN BE TO OBNOXIOUS PIG MEN

"unf unf so delicate filled with my own juices belonging to me let me take care of you"

You and Suitcase have the most entertaining dirty talk.

#250
30 September 2011 - 06:50 PM

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