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If life where to give you lemons, what would you do?
I'd throw it back at life and say "Screw your lemons, I want a car!"
When life gives you lemons......
- Tensa Zangetsu
- Special Ed
Banned 
I would trade them for limes cause I like them more
- #2
- 11 July 2011 - 09:42 AM
- darkwolf328
- Special Ed
Banned 
You take the lemons and shove them into the eyes of your enemy, squeezing the stinging juices into his eyes.
And when he can't take anymore and gives you the codes to stop a missile, you drown him in a tub of freshly squeezed lemonade.
Or you can throw them at your annoying angry neighbor.
And when he can't take anymore and gives you the codes to stop a missile, you drown him in a tub of freshly squeezed lemonade.
Or you can throw them at your annoying angry neighbor.
- #3
- 11 July 2011 - 09:57 AM
- Tensa Zangetsu
- Special Ed
Banned
I would also use them to make a fruit juice blend
- #7
- 11 July 2011 - 04:41 PM
- SkyKushryd
- Member
When God gives you lemons, you FIND A NEW GOD!!
GODBERRY!!! King of the juice!
GODBERRY!!! King of the juice!
This post has been edited by SkyKushryd: 11 July 2011 - 04:57 PM
- #8
- 11 July 2011 - 04:57 PM
- BeachSideCheese
- Member
“When life gives you lemons, don’t make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don’t want your damn lemons, what the hell am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life’s manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons! Do you know who I am? I’m the man who’s gonna burn your house down! With the lemons! I’m gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!”
needed to be done.
needed to be done.
- #9
- 11 July 2011 - 05:19 PM
- darkwolf328
- Special Ed
Banned
^^^I forgot about that. Haha Oh Portal 2.
This post has been edited by darkwolf328: 11 July 2011 - 05:29 PM
- #10
- 11 July 2011 - 05:20 PM
- Tensa Zangetsu
- Special Ed
Banned
Use them for torture take some razors cut him with the razors and then squeeze the lemons into his cuts and proceed to rub them into his eyes then get a whip and some salt and- I have to stop here
- #11
- 11 July 2011 - 05:28 PM
- Tensa Zangetsu
- Special Ed
Banned
I can thick of better torture with lemons but I dont feel like it now
- #13
- 11 July 2011 - 07:15 PM
- DMLD96
- Special Ed
Banned 
Tensa Zangetsu, on 11 July 2011 - 05:28 PM, said:
Use them for torture take some razors cut him with the razors and then squeeze the lemons into his cuts and proceed to rub them into his eyes then get a whip and some salt and- I have to stop here
Ten-kun, are you a masochist fappin' off to the side thinking about that torture? (JK)
"When life you gives you lemons..."
... run from the yaoi fangirls as fast as you fuckin' can, man...
- #14
- 12 July 2011 - 09:16 AM
- Tensa Zangetsu
- Special Ed
Banned
Or throw the lemons at the fangirls
And what does that first sentence even mean cause I sure as hell dont know?? I don't like torture I'm just good at it
And what does that first sentence even mean cause I sure as hell dont know?? I don't like torture I'm just good at it
- #15
- 12 July 2011 - 04:56 PM
- Carcharocles
- BCI Member
DMLD96, on 12 July 2011 - 09:16 AM, said:
Tensa Zangetsu, on 11 July 2011 - 05:28 PM, said:
Use them for torture take some razors cut him with the razors and then squeeze the lemons into his cuts and proceed to rub them into his eyes then get a whip and some salt and- I have to stop here
Ten-kun, are you a masochist fappin' off to the side thinking about that torture? (JK)
It's sadist. Masochists enjoy receiving pain, sadists enjoy inflicting it. And it's not necessarily sexual in nature.
Tensa--what the fuck? I would call the cops on you if I knew where you lived.
- #16
- 12 July 2011 - 05:48 PM
- Tensa Zangetsu
- Special Ed
Banned
Carcharocles, on 12 July 2011 - 05:48 PM, said:
DMLD96, on 12 July 2011 - 09:16 AM, said:
Tensa Zangetsu, on 11 July 2011 - 05:28 PM, said:
Use them for torture take some razors cut him with the razors and then squeeze the lemons into his cuts and proceed to rub them into his eyes then get a whip and some salt and- I have to stop here
Ten-kun, are you a masochist fappin' off to the side thinking
about that torture? (JK)
It's sadist. Masochists enjoy receiving pain, sadists enjoy
inflicting it. And it's not necessarily sexual in nature.
Tensa--what the fuck? I would call the cops on you if I knew where you lived.
As I said before I don't like torture I'm just good at it and no I'm not a sadist but my sister is
And I was joking i may be mean but I'm not evil
Dudes I'm 14 why would I even do stuff like that when I've already got a very fucked up life I wouldn't want it any worse than it is
- #18
- 12 July 2011 - 06:14 PM
- Lux Aeterna
- Member
"When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade. Make life ta--"
This one already said it. Good job, for making the reference. 8D
BeachSideCheese, on 11 July 2011 - 05:19 PM, said:
“When life gives you lemons, don’t make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don’t want your damn lemons, what the hell am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life’s manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons! Do you know who I am? I’m the man who’s gonna burn your house down! With the lemons! I’m gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!”
needed to be done.
needed to be done.
This one already said it. Good job, for making the reference. 8D
- #22
- 12 July 2011 - 07:29 PM
- Tensa Zangetsu
- Special Ed
Banned
How about a lemon R-A-V-E with nothing but yellow and green(for limes)
This post has been edited by Tensa Zangetsu: 12 July 2011 - 08:46 PM
- #26
- 12 July 2011 - 08:45 PM
- Dr. Klaus
Member
“I say, when life gives you a lemon, wing it right back and add some lemons of your own!” (The original Calvin and Hobbes quote that everyone has been misquoting.)
"When life gives you a melon, sue it for selling a faulty product."
"When life gives you lemons, remember to say 'please' and 'thank you' before and afterwards."
"When life gives you a lemon, do NOT attempt to use it as an artific--
I'll stop now.
"When life gives you a melon, sue it for selling a faulty product."
"When life gives you lemons, remember to say 'please' and 'thank you' before and afterwards."
"When life gives you a lemon, do NOT attempt to use it as an artific--
I'll stop now.
This post has been edited by Dr. Klaus: 12 July 2011 - 10:32 PM
- #31
- 12 July 2011 - 10:31 PM
- Hen Barrison
- Member
"When life gives you lemons, make orange juice and luagh maniacally as life wonders how the hell you did it."
A friend of mine said this.
A friend of mine said this.
- #34
- 13 July 2011 - 07:20 AM
- darkwolf328
- Special Ed
Banned
You don't do anything. Life isn't a physical object, it can't give you anything but life.
- #37
- 13 July 2011 - 09:14 AM
- Dr. Klaus
Member
When life gives you lemons, make like the Romans and use them as moth balls.
That's a true fact. The Persians presented Greece and Rome with lemons, and the Greeks at first didn't like them whilst the Romans used them as insect repellants.
That's a true fact. The Persians presented Greece and Rome with lemons, and the Greeks at first didn't like them whilst the Romans used them as insect repellants.
This post has been edited by Dr. Klaus: 13 July 2011 - 06:35 PM
- #40
- 13 July 2011 - 06:35 PM
- DMLD96
- Special Ed
Banned
Tensa Zangetsu, on 12 July 2011 - 06:14 PM, said:
Carcharocles, on 12 July 2011 - 05:48 PM, said:
DMLD96, on 12 July 2011 - 09:16 AM, said:
Tensa Zangetsu, on 11 July 2011 - 05:28 PM, said:
Use them for torture take some razors cut him with the razors and then squeeze the lemons into his cuts and proceed to rub them into his eyes then get a whip and some salt and- I have to stop here
Ten-kun, are you a masochist fappin' off to the side thinking
about that torture? (JK)
It's sadist. Masochists enjoy receiving pain, sadists enjoy
inflicting it. And it's not necessarily sexual in nature.
Tensa--what the fuck? I would call the cops on you if I knew where you lived.
As I said before I don't like torture I'm just good at it and no I'm not a sadist but my sister is
And I was joking i may be mean but I'm not evil
Dudes I'm 14 why would I even do stuff like that when I've already got a very fucked up life I wouldn't want it any worse than it is
@Ten Okay... the sister part was unnecessary, but look up at the (JK) for a min or two.
@Car It doesn't necessarily have to do with sex, but it can.
(Masochist enjoy receiving pain, a sadist enjoys inflicting pain.)
(Remember, self bondage can be bad, if not perform properly, and you could be caught in lots of humility if you're caught; that goes the same with masochism and sadism. And that's what she says!
)
- #41
- 14 July 2011 - 04:10 AM
- Tensa Zangetsu
- Special Ed
Banned
Can we please forget about S&M I'm not a sadist or a masochist
- #44
- 14 July 2011 - 04:13 AM
- darkwolf328
- Special Ed
Banned
DMLD96, on 14 July 2011 - 04:12 AM, said:
darkwolf328, on 13 July 2011 - 09:14 AM, said:
You don't do anything. Life isn't a physical object, it can't give you anything but life.
It's not physical, so how can it give us it?...
Plus, it's life, how can it give itself?
WE ARE LIFE!!!
- #45
- 14 July 2011 - 04:13 AM
- Tensa Zangetsu
- Special Ed
Banned
Please forget I said anything I'm already disturbed at how good I am at it sp please can we forget about it 
Please
Please
- #46
- 14 July 2011 - 04:15 AM
- DMLD96
- Special Ed
Banned
darkwolf328, on 14 July 2011 - 04:13 AM, said:
DMLD96, on 14 July 2011 - 04:12 AM, said:
darkwolf328, on 13 July 2011 - 09:14 AM, said:
You don't do anything. Life isn't a physical object, it can't give you anything but life.
It's not physical, so how can it give us it?...
Plus, it's life, how can it give itself?
WE ARE LIFE!!!
Couldn't life be just imaginary, and something that we make up, like the economy? The economy is not a living thing, but rather a form of ideas. Ideas have to form together, than we, the physical humes, come together and mix the physical stuff for stuff like milkshakes or a baby.
- #47
- 14 July 2011 - 04:17 AM
- ???
- Member
darkwolf328, on 14 July 2011 - 04:11 AM, said:
You squeeze the juice into dmlds eyes.
You help darkwolf by supplying him with your lemons, while somebody else burns down DMLD's house with some lemonades.
You then make some orange and grape juice from the leftover lemons.
EDIT: You can do this for extra credit afterwards
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This post has been edited by ???: 14 July 2011 - 04:21 AM
- #48
- 14 July 2011 - 04:18 AM
- DMLD96
- Special Ed
Banned
???, on 14 July 2011 - 04:18 AM, said:
darkwolf328, on 14 July 2011 - 04:11 AM, said:
You squeeze the juice into dmlds eyes.
You help darkwolf by supplying him with your lemons, while somebody else burns down DMLD's house with some lemonades.
You then make some orange and grape juice from the leftover lemons.
Go ahead and blow it up. It's a federal offense to do so, plus you'll end up catching an old lady's house, and old blind lady's house, and a lady's (who has a family with her) house.
Also, how do you burn a house with lemons?
- #50
- 14 July 2011 - 04:20 AM