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I'm not sure what ponies are but are they really that bad

I know what they are.
Man I suck at sarcasm!

But seriously what's so bad about them

my question is why are you so mad? It's just a debate.


and why are you defending ponies?

Tensa Zangetsu, on 27 July 2011 - 01:21 AM, said:

THE BABIES ARE ON IT'S FUCKING BACK. THAT THING IS A MONSTER

Also Sick!

Tensa Zangetsu, on 27 July 2011 - 01:24 AM, said:

That thing is adorable and amazing, I can't believe you hating on an arachnid.
I mean, pony hating, sure, I can see that, Meowth did have some good [if over-exaggerated] points on reason's to hate the ponies, but what did the arachnids do to you man, I mean... that was just uncalled for

Do not worry little arachnid, I shall protect you from theses monsters
who cannot realize your true beauty

christ, do we have to keep posting that? It's seriously freaking me out.

If I had a choice between seeing that damn spider or hearing Winter Wrap-Up again, I'd go with Winter Wrap-Up... that's how much I hate spiders!

If I had a choice between seeing that damn spider or hearing Winter Wrap-Up again, I'd go with Winter Wrap-Up... that's how much I hate spiders!

ChewySmokey, on 27 July 2011 - 02:24 AM, said:

I have no idea what Winter Wrap-Up is.

Johnny Hurricane, on 27 July 2011 - 02:19 AM, said:

ChewySmokey, on 27 July 2011 - 02:24 AM, said:

You two are dead to me now

Tensa is a follower, not a leader.

This is the place to discuss why you think ponies are terrible and how the fans are scum of the earth.

YES. THEY ARE SO GAY.

Ponies more like PHONIES




First point:
The heads are completely different from real ponies. Look at that shit. That is a circle. PONIES DON'T HAVE CIRCLES FOR HEADS. THAT'S NONSENSE.

Second point:
Look at that neck man. The head is like completely removed from the main torso, meanwhile pink bitch's head is resting on the body like a lie on a LIE.

THIRD POINT:
THESE THINGS HAVE NO HOOFS. THEY ARE NOT HORSES.

They're monsters


and they're totally gay

It's cool bro you now have seen the truth of the situation and that is all that is required of you. Now we can all start bashing these fucking ponies again. FOR INSTANCE:



This one is a devil worshipping pony and is the worst of them all.

I still maintain that ponies are for little girls and you should feel like little girls

lt_amazil, on 26 July 2011 - 01:02 AM, said:

fixed

My little pony. Bringing people who like cartoons and people who like bestiality together since 2011.

I could be resting, writing something more relevant, or maybe doing something of slight worth to better myself, but instead I have decided to write this.

I, originally, had nothing against ponies. Sure, it was a little girly and 'cutesy', but in reality, I could have cared less if someone liked it. I make honest attempts not to be judgmental; after all, I don't feel people should judge or practice needless prejudices against me, but there comes a time when things need to either die, or leave the public eye. There are a few problems I have with the faggot gaynomenon sweeping the net: The retards who make it out better than it is (from a technical and personal level), the people who spam the jokes like they're still funny (were they ever?), and the hypocrites.

The Retards

The retards are those dumb fucks who are like "HURRRRR da has great character development and it is SOOOO realistic." Yeah, it's not. I'm not going to say the show is in no way realistic, nor will I say there is no character development. I won't say the plot is completely shitty and cliched (although this one I really fucking should), and I'm not going to say every single pony fan is a retard or gay. What I will say is that the show is grossly overrated. News fucking flash: just because it's a kids show does not mean you should be any easier on it then you would a normal show. Just because the art is pretty and it makes your mental boners arise does not mean you should be any nicer about it. JUST BECAUSE THE OVERLY CUTESY ANTICS MAKE YOU FORGET THERE IS A REAL WORLD FILLED WITH REAL BLACK PEOPLE WHO ARE GOING TO BEAT YOUR ASS AT SCHOOL TOMORROW DOESN'T MEAN YOU SHOULD GIVE IT CREDIT. The plot is a simple and basic childrens plot. Nothing more, nothing less. The presence abundance of adult jokes is not a good thing in a kids show - although a few vague exceptions is usually okay. The characters are really just stereotypes as Taeshi pointed out, and on top of being stereotypes, they aren't even really realistic, they're pretty much just cliched and forced. Yes, the art is nice. If you want to watch for aesthetics, don't let me stop you, but for the love of fuck, don't force this shit on me. Don't lie and say the first episode is amazing, and when I tell you it isn't, don't lie AGAIN and tell me I have to see the second to have an opinion. I have one, and you know what, ponies are pretty damn lame. Protip: Go read a fucking book, or at least play a game that will make you think or refine your reflexes.

The Spammers

Allow me to fill you all in on something, you jew-sympathizing nigger cunt faggot dicks, ponies are not funny at least 90% of the time. I will admit that I've seen some good pony jokes, and honestly, I still do on RARE occasions. But you know what? I still see good pedobear jokes, and I even, once in a polar shift, see an over 9000 joke that is funny. That does not mean I want to see it all over the fucking place. If you anus-penetrating wetback cock-eaters had just understood this in the first place, it would have actually faded away and became a funny memory. Something WORTH remembering. You know what it is now? Pain, misery, desolation, holocaust, abusive step-dad... In other words: bronies. Also, most of those homosexual videos on youtube featuring, yes, you guessed it, ponies, suck ass. They're about as funny as 99% of guile theme videos - NOT FUNNY AT ALL. So please, for the love of Hitler, stop posting terrible pony pictures, and if you don't have the modernized sense of humor or dedication to sift through the shit, then don't post any at all.

The Hypocrites

This one is more of a minority, since the first dominate majority, but in the end, these are not mutually exclusive. You can be one, two, or even (God-forbid) all three of these. The Hypocrites are the faggots who, when accused of being obsessed faggots, deny it and try to play the blame game. "Lol no better then Wow fags." Typically, they, being the creepy faggots they are, will collect enough information about you too use something personal and call it gayer. If they can't find anything, they use WoW since not only do a lot of people play it, but it is an easy target (there are an incredible amount of faggot WoW players). These are also the same people who, when called faggots and are compared to other "bronies", deny it and accuse you of generalization. The hypocrisy is how they're really just making excuses and would use the exact same offense against you if they could.

In short, this group can be summed up as terrible trolls of sort. They don't know what they're talking about, and they insist that they're right - and sometimes better - for watching ponies. Not as common as the others, but twice as gay.



Ponies are gay and you should feel gay.

Seth Green is a colossal faggot. Your point is moot. Who also happens to be a colossal faggot.

You have started a vicious cycle of faggotry.

E.M.O. POST

Hen Barrison, on 26 July 2011 - 07:12 PM, said:

He knows too much quick silence him!!!


Edit: Figured I should add something of worth to the thread.

Fox's take on bronies

(insert video)


Stick with it they get to the bronies at like 2 minutes after they compare bronies to baby man.
(insert video)

Of course NPR quizes Bill Clinton on ponies.
(insert video)

That guy who asked if they'd heard of 4Chan, and said they like MLP because it's ironic, would you say he was implying that 4Chan is composed of hipsters?