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Ponies are gay and you should feel gay

Poll: Ponies are gay and you should feel gay (89 member(s) have cast votes)

On a scale of 1-10, 8 being the gayest, how gay are ponies?

  1. 1 (29 votes [32.58%])

    Percentage of vote: 32.58%

  2. 2 (3 votes [3.37%])

    Percentage of vote: 3.37%

  3. 3 (2 votes [2.25%])

    Percentage of vote: 2.25%

  4. 4 (2 votes [2.25%])

    Percentage of vote: 2.25%

  5. 5 (2 votes [2.25%])

    Percentage of vote: 2.25%

  6. 6 (1 votes [1.12%])

    Percentage of vote: 1.12%

  7. 7 (5 votes [5.62%])

    Percentage of vote: 5.62%

  8. 8 (13 votes [14.61%])

    Percentage of vote: 14.61%

  9. 9 (1 votes [1.12%])

    Percentage of vote: 1.12%

  10. 10 (31 votes [34.83%])

    Percentage of vote: 34.83%

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View PostDr. Klaus, on 25 July 2011 - 06:22 PM, said:

View PostToastyjester, on 25 July 2011 - 06:11 PM, said:

Wow and to think I thought the sarcasm levels were so dangerously high you could see them from outer space. I guess not.

¬_¬

It wasn't so much that you were being sarcastic, it's that I couldn't see why you were. Rereading, the statement was obviously sarcastic, but I don't see why you replied in the first place. I mean, there's no reason to reply in that manner to his post. It was a legitimate post, and contributing a sarcastic response to a statement that warranted no sarcasm seems, to me, pointless and unfunny.


u mad bro
  • #51

View PostDr. Klaus, on 25 July 2011 - 06:22 PM, said:

View PostToastyjester, on 25 July 2011 - 06:11 PM, said:

Wow and to think I thought the sarcasm levels were so dangerously high you could see them from outer space. I guess not.

DARN THAT TOASTY HE GOT ME GOOD HE DID HOW WILL I EVER RECOVER FROM THOSE SICK BURNS HE LEFT ON MY SKIN I CAN NEVER GO OUT IN PUBLIC AGAIN

  • #52

View PostBrocky, on 25 July 2011 - 06:30 PM, said:

u mad bro

see below

View PostToastyjester, on 25 July 2011 - 06:31 PM, said:

View PostDr. Klaus, on 25 July 2011 - 06:22 PM, said:

shameless misquote


You know, all I was doing was saying that as much as I often enjoy the sarcasm that You and Kaxbe and everyone else seems to have no limit of, you seemed incapable of holding off just once. I was merely pointing out that in this one instance, sarcasm was not, in my opinion, the proper response. It was simply not needed. If you keep it up, as SushiJaguar is similar with his hostile tone, others (presumably) and myself will no longer be able to take you seriously. If not to that extreme, then at least know that sarcasm is not the only answer, and in some situations they simply do not make sense when applied.

I know you will probably come up with some sarcastic remark to win this discussion which I am certain you perceive as a battle. All I wish to do is to come off on even terms. You probably won't take this seriously. Frankly, if you don't, I won't be upset or anything. I just wanted to let you know. Common courtesy.

This post has been edited by Dr. Klaus: 25 July 2011 - 06:41 PM

  • #53

Do you want some aloe for that burn which you're mistreating?
  • #54

children's cartoon show is gay :P
  • #55

Sometimes, I am just so proud of this forum.

EDIT: That's a gay pride joke. In case you didn't get it.

This post has been edited by Blazenarm: 25 July 2011 - 06:44 PM

  • #56

Wow Klaus, do you not realize that my original post in this thread was a sarcastic post about how the ponies in MLP aren't like real ponies, then Mallow responded with a post also containing sarcasm about Hey Arnold? The short conversation between me and Mallow has just been sarcasm back and forth. So how in this situation does sarcasm "not make sense when applied"?
  • #57

As for my response, I just felt like being a dick.
  • #58

One, your response didn't look like sarcasm to me.
Two, I read the word "appealing" as "appauling," so forgive me on that.
Three, I haven't personally seen Marshmallow utilise sarcasm all that much, so I didn't think he was being sarcastic.
Four, I've been moderately perturbed at the spike in hostile posts, but have been quiet about it for some time. Forgive me for taking some of it out in this instance.
Five, nothing against you, Toasty, but Kaxbe WAS "being a dick".

Ah, and six: apologies for derailing the thread. That was not my intention at all.

This post has been edited by Dr. Klaus: 25 July 2011 - 07:04 PM

  • #59

It's cool bro you now have seen the truth of the situation and that is all that is required of you. Now we can all start bashing these fucking ponies again. FOR INSTANCE:

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This one is a devil worshipping pony and is the worst of them all.
  • #60

You know what I think? Having been thoroughly indoctrinated as a child to love ponies–and My Little Pony in particular–much of my understandings of femininity and heteronormativity come directly from my childhood interactions with cartoon ponies. (Diary excerpt: “I love wearing heels, it makes me feel like a pony!”) Looking back on TV shows like My Little Pony and Princess Gwenevere and the Jewel Riders–shows in which the powerful female figure was demonized as evil and the main character was always blond and blue-eyed–made me think, “Wow, the old days were so sexist and racist and heteronormative–thank goodness kids shows aren’t like that anymore!”

But alas, I spoke too soon.

Recently, I was fact-checking a Ms. Blog post regarding the sexed-up makeover of various children’s toys–in this case, the hallowed My Little Pony franchise from Hasbro–which led me to their website and an introduction to the latest My Little Pony TV show.

The very first image I saw was this:

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I was immediately concerned that the only pony that looked slightly angry or tomboyish was the rainbow pony. Since there’s a false stereotype that all feminists are angry, tomboyish lesbians, it was disconcerting to think that a kid’s TV show would uphold this. I watched the video clip and, indeed, the rainbow pony stands out as having a perpetually maniacal expression while the others are cute and cuddly.

According to the “meet the ponies” page, which invites viewers to click on a pony to learn about each of their distinct personalities, “Rainbow Dash” is “capable and athletic,” “lives for adventure,” “brave and bold” and proves “time and time again that she is a true hero!” This positive portrayal made me wonder if perhaps the company was not providing a caricature but allowing for a positive account of gender-bending, and so I asked for a second opinion.

I showed the video to fellow Ms. intern/blogger Kyle and asked, “What’s wrong with this picture?” he responded, “There aren’t any black ponies. Why aren’t there any brothas on the wall?” I had originally assumed that the purple ponies were supposed to represent black ponies, but he was right–the ponies don’t seem very racially diverse.

But then we noticed that there were, indeed, black ponies:

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Yes–the only black ponies in the TV show My Little Pony are slave ponies to the white pony overlord! How can we expect kids to grow up rejecting racism when they watch shows like this?

Finally, I went looking for an episode of My Little Pony online to further dissect and discovered the following description:

‘Get your muzzle out of those books and make some friends!’ That’s what Princess Celestia tells Twilight Sparkle. She may be the smartest unicorn in Equestria, but Twilight Sparkle gets an ‘incomplete’ in friendship. There’s more to life than learning magic, after all–so she goes to Ponyville on a mission to make friends. There she meets five special ponies who take her on exciting adventures and teach her the most powerful magic of all … the magic of friendship!

This cheerful description of an authority figure specifically ordering a pony to stop studying so that she can make friends reminds me of the infamous Barbie quote–”Math class is tough.” Ponyville seems to be a culture that dismisses girls who prefer reading books to playing dress-up and looking beautiful (and sparkling, of course).

So overall, these are the lessons My Little Pony teaches girls:

  • Magical white ponies are suited for leadership; black ponies are suited to be servants.
  • Stop learning! You will overcome any obstacle by resorting to strength in numbers (of friends).
  • Girls that wear rainbows are butch.
  • You need the government (ideally a monarch invested with supreme ultimate power and a phallic symbol strapped to her forehead) to tell you what to do with your life.

This post has been edited by Kaxbe: 25 July 2011 - 07:12 PM

  • #61

I don't know if I am more baffled about not knowing about Major League Ponies or have just realizing about Yugioh's existence...
  • #62

  • Meowth
  • Please go easy on me. I don't like critique. Or my title.
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Kaxbe, if I had a gun of emotion, I would fill it with all my bullets of love, then I would shoot you in the heart.
  • #63

Remember people homosexuality is wrong, anyone disagreeing should be flamed. Carry this throughout your life so that you can needlessly spread hate, there just isn't enough of it in the world.
  • #64

I still maintain that ponies are for little girls and you should feel like little girls
  • #65

  • Meowth
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View PostTreeless Druid, on 25 July 2011 - 09:46 PM, said:

Remember people homosexuality is wrong, anyone disagreeing should be flamed. Carry this throughout your life so that you can needlessly spread hate, there just isn't enough of it in the world.


Thank you.
  • #66

A more on topic post: ponies are also for glue eskala
  • #67

What's with all the pony hate? The show was originally aimed for little girls but spread to a larger and unexpected fan-base. It does not make you gay to watch it and like it. So why are you branding someone as gay who likes the show to be more secure in your self? I really don't care if you like me or not due to what I said, but ya'll fighting and bashing over this is EXTREMELY stupid. Case closed 8-)
  • #68

View PostBasketCase, on 25 July 2011 - 10:43 PM, said:

What's with all the pony hate? The show was originally aimed for little girls but spread to a larger and unexpected fan-base. It does not make you gay to watch it and like it. So why are you branding someone as gay who likes the show to be more secure in your self? I really don't care if you like me or not due to what I said, but ya'll fighting and bashing over this is EXTREMELY stupid. Case closed 8-)


How can you not see the irony floating in the air, not smell the sarcasm? There might have been actual haters but the exaggeration has long since taken over.
  • #69

  • Meowth
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View PostBasketCase, on 25 July 2011 - 10:43 PM, said:

It does not make you gay to watch it and like it.


This is grossly untrue. It actually makes you very gay to watch it, and many experts have said this to be true. It is one of the leading causes of modern homosexuality.
  • #70

View PostMeowth, on 25 July 2011 - 11:02 PM, said:

This is grossly untrue. It actually makes you very gay to watch it, and many experts have said this to be true. It is one of the leading causes of modern homosexuality.


This is true, I know many a scientist that have come to this conclusion.
  • #71

I have a gay uncle in law and he became gay from watching that show :S
  • #72

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  • #73

  • lt_amazil
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View PostRedJack, on 25 July 2011 - 11:09 PM, said:

I have a gay uncle in law and he became gay from watching that show :S

all bronies differ
  • #74

  • Meowth
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Shotgun gets it.
  • #75

The result of leading fag scientists working tirelessly around the clock to forge a new horizon for Recess faggots.
  • #76

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View PostJerk, on 26 July 2011 - 12:13 AM, said:

The result of leading fag pony scientists working tirelessly around the clock to forge a new horizon for Recess faggots ponies.


fixed
  • #77

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  • #78

  • Meowth
  • Please go easy on me. I don't like critique. Or my title.
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Wow, Pants. That post actually made the pro-faggot posters look good. Way to set the bar low as fuck.
  • #79

  • lt_amazil
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when T.V set the bar low as fuck MLP took it as a challenge and brought it up.
  • #80

View Postlt_amazil, on 26 July 2011 - 12:53 AM, said:

when T.V set the bar low as fuck MLP took it as a challenge and brought it up.


One of these days im going to make a script that makes it so your posts are invisible.
  • #81

  • lt_amazil
  • i agree, and believe everything migrant just said!
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View PostBrocky, on 26 July 2011 - 12:58 AM, said:

View Postlt_amazil, on 26 July 2011 - 12:53 AM, said:

when T.V set the bar low as fuck MLP took it as a challenge and brought it up.


One of these days im going to make a script that makes it so your posts are invisible.

sorry for liking a good plot, easy-on-the-eyes saturday cartoon art, relatable charaters, and sentimental values #^_^#
  • #82

View PostMeowth, on 26 July 2011 - 12:49 AM, said:

Wow, Pants. That post actually made the pro-faggot posters look good. Way to set the bar low as fuck.


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  • #83

View Postlt_amazil, on 26 July 2011 - 01:02 AM, said:

sorry for liking a good plot, easy-on-the-eyes saturday cartoon art, relatable charaters, and sentimental values #^_^#

fixed
  • #84

Brock has said the thing that will amuse me the most today. You can all go home now, or to whatever hovels you live in when you aren't dancing for my pleasure.
  • #85

Jerk unfortunately the Internet doesn't exist for you entertainment, it exists for cat pictures.
  • #86

View PostTreeless Druid, on 26 July 2011 - 02:08 AM, said:

Jerk unfortunately the Internet doesn't exist for you entertainment, it exists for cat pictures.

yeah, but we exist for his entertainment, no getting around that :P
  • #87

Nah I'm pretty sure all of your existences are pointless
  • #88

  • Taeshi
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Relatable characters HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA

it amazil, never change.

You guys are the biggest babbies ever
  • #89

las personas mayores son muy extrañas
:/
On topic I'm not seeing this. how are you gay to like ponies?
  • #90

Well considering how many people with add I've met atleast one of the characters is relatable
  • #91

Derpy hooves is the only relatable one because anyone over the age of 8 who loves the show is mentally retarded.
  • #92

It's okay, Toasty. We still love you.
  • #93

Everyone loves me why do you tell me the things I already know dBo)
  • #94

View Postlt_amazil, on 26 July 2011 - 01:02 AM, said:

sorry for liking a good plot, easy-on-the-eyes saturday cartoon art, relatable charaters, and sentimental values #^_^#

Uhh... nope, not really. Pinkie Pie is anything but relatable unless you're mentally unstable.
  • #95

  • lt_amazil
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View PostSkylineFaux, on 26 July 2011 - 07:43 AM, said:

View Postlt_amazil, on 26 July 2011 - 01:02 AM, said:

sorry for liking a good plot, easy-on-the-eyes saturday cartoon art, relatable charaters, and sentimental values #^_^#

Uhh... nope, not really. Pinkie Pie is anything but relatable unless you're mentally unstable.

no i mean you can tell what type of person it is

pinkie-the crazy
rainbow-the athletic show off (i'm refraining from saying butch)
rarity-the rich bitch
applejack-the redneck texan
fluttershy-the yandere silent type
twilight-the nerd
derpy-the lovable retard

This post has been edited by lt_amazil: 26 July 2011 - 07:51 AM

  • #96

  • Taeshi
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Yeah those aren't relatable.

They're childish stereotypes.

I mean it's fun, but it's so typical that I can't imagine a person having a relation to an extremity.
  • #97

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View PostKaxbe, on 25 July 2011 - 11:21 AM, said:

@Taeshi: next whiney hate thread is cat comics <3

I guess I get annoyed at pony arguments because I'm getting tired of the whole brony "love and tolerance" schtick when I really want to see an argument that causes one of them to snap and kill his family whom he had been neglecting since February when the show became wicked popular


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Your wish is an insane bronie's reality!
  • #98

  • lt_amazil
  • i agree, and believe everything migrant just said!
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noooooooo this is a sad day ._. stupid extremists.
  • #99

View PostKaxbe, on 25 July 2011 - 07:11 PM, said:

You know what I think? Having been thoroughly indoctrinated as a child to love ponies–and My Little Pony in particular–much of my understandings of femininity and heteronormativity come directly from my childhood interactions with cartoon ponies. (Diary excerpt: “I love wearing heels, it makes me feel like a pony!”) Looking back on TV shows like My Little Pony and Princess Gwenevere and the Jewel Riders–shows in which the powerful female figure was demonized as evil and the main character was always blond and blue-eyed–made me think, “Wow, the old days were so sexist and racist and heteronormative–thank goodness kids shows aren’t like that anymore!”

But alas, I spoke too soon.

Recently, I was fact-checking a Ms. Blog post regarding the sexed-up makeover of various children’s toys–in this case, the hallowed My Little Pony franchise from Hasbro–which led me to their website and an introduction to the latest My Little Pony TV show.

The very first image I saw was this:

Posted Image

I was immediately concerned that the only pony that looked slightly angry or tomboyish was the rainbow pony. Since there’s a false stereotype that all feminists are angry, tomboyish lesbians, it was disconcerting to think that a kid’s TV show would uphold this. I watched the video clip and, indeed, the rainbow pony stands out as having a perpetually maniacal expression while the others are cute and cuddly.

According to the “meet the ponies” page, which invites viewers to click on a pony to learn about each of their distinct personalities, “Rainbow Dash” is “capable and athletic,” “lives for adventure,” “brave and bold” and proves “time and time again that she is a true hero!” This positive portrayal made me wonder if perhaps the company was not providing a caricature but allowing for a positive account of gender-bending, and so I asked for a second opinion.

I showed the video to fellow Ms. intern/blogger Kyle and asked, “What’s wrong with this picture?” he responded, “There aren’t any black ponies. Why aren’t there any brothas on the wall?” I had originally assumed that the purple ponies were supposed to represent black ponies, but he was right–the ponies don’t seem very racially diverse.

But then we noticed that there were, indeed, black ponies:

Posted Image

Yes–the only black ponies in the TV show My Little Pony are slave ponies to the white pony overlord! How can we expect kids to grow up rejecting racism when they watch shows like this?

Finally, I went looking for an episode of My Little Pony online to further dissect and discovered the following description:

‘Get your muzzle out of those books and make some friends!’ That’s what Princess Celestia tells Twilight Sparkle. She may be the smartest unicorn in Equestria, but Twilight Sparkle gets an ‘incomplete’ in friendship. There’s more to life than learning magic, after all–so she goes to Ponyville on a mission to make friends. There she meets five special ponies who take her on exciting adventures and teach her the most powerful magic of all … the magic of friendship!

This cheerful description of an authority figure specifically ordering a pony to stop studying so that she can make friends reminds me of the infamous Barbie quote–”Math class is tough.” Ponyville seems to be a culture that dismisses girls who prefer reading books to playing dress-up and looking beautiful (and sparkling, of course).

So overall, these are the lessons My Little Pony teaches girls:

  • Magical white ponies are suited for leadership; black ponies are suited to be servants.
  • Stop learning! You will overcome any obstacle by resorting to strength in numbers (of friends).
  • Girls that wear rainbows are butch.
  • You need the government (ideally a monarch invested with supreme ultimate power and a phallic symbol strapped to her forehead) to tell you what to do with your life.


Nice Copy and paste
My Little Homophobic, Racist, Smart-Shaming Pony
And Lauren Fausts own response if anyone would be bothered to read it (Doubtful) here is the link anyway
My Little NON-Homophobic, NON-Racist, NON-Smart-Shaming Pony: A Rebuttal
Also this thread is pretty dam funny especialy the insane bronie comment lol.

This post has been edited by Supah: 26 July 2011 - 01:10 PM

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