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Paulo: Genteel or Giant Faggot? It's the latter.

No thank you.

I'm saving myself for Hugh Laurie.
  • #101

Of course you are. You are, well, you are a bosnian version of Paulo who likes getting fucked in the ass.

Just so you know, I typed in Kizuna
  • #102

I think Paulo makes a better main character anyway.

If you're trying not to flatter me, you are failing miserably.

Just thought you should know.
  • #103

Except, he's a giant womanizer who acts like an @$$hole, and craves the acceptance of losers like David, and is willing to do anything, even give up his virginity to obtain said acceptance. He just wants to be "cool," so he doesn't really have the balls to be a main character.

I don't care what you think, Jerk, I'm typing this cuz it's funny.
  • #104

I can't tell if you're trying to be funny on purpose or not but God help me I love it either way.
  • #105

You can't tell? Are you freaking retarded or something? I JUST SAID I WAS TYPING THIS BECAUSE IT IS FUNNY. You are an IDIOT!

You should change your name from Jerk to DUMB@$$
  • #106

View PostRandom Internet Loser, on 27 June 2011 - 03:35 AM, said:

Except, he's a giant womanizer who acts like an @$$hole, and craves the acceptance of losers like David, and is willing to do anything, even give up his virginity to obtain said acceptance. He just wants to be "cool," so he doesn't really have the balls to be a main character.

I don't care what you think, Jerk, I'm typing this cuz it's funny.

1. David has been his best friend for like 6 or 7 years. I don't think it's completely unreasonable to want them to see you as cool.
2. He didn't lose his virginity to get acceptance, if you notice he was basically raped by Jessica when he was just taking her out to prove to David he could still pick up chicks.
3. When you say he just wants to be cool, do you mean he just wants to make his friends happy? How does he not have the "Balls" to be a main character when many times he is considered to have more balls than Mike, the male lead.
4. I wouldn't shy away from saying he's probably the character who has had the most development throughout the comic, which would explain why some would rather see him as the male lead, rather than Mike.

This post has been edited by Junior Boomer: 27 June 2011 - 03:42 AM

  • #107

I am honestly lost for words. See, the reason I thought you were trying to be funny was that the things you've said are so mind-numbingly stupid that, well, I gave you the benefit of the doubt. I don't think anyone believes anything that stupid. No, I can't even imagine it. "Giving up his virginity for acceptance?" Really? Newsflash: Sex feels good. And she did get him drunk first, no?

And his womanizing and asshole aspects are hilarious. Now that Yashy's not on enough to make abortion jokes anymore, he and David are the funniest characters.
  • #108

"How does he not have the "Balls" to be a main character when many times he is considered to have more balls than Mike, the male lead."

And to add to this: Why is it necessary for the main character to have said "Balls"? It would be another character flaw if anything. Main protagonists are allowed to have flaws. Just look at that bitch Lucy.
  • #109

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I know that short pointless posts are frowned upon in Social Studies, but I feel this is the exception:



lol.
  • #110

View PostMeowth, on 27 June 2011 - 04:23 AM, said:

I know that short pointless posts are frowned upon in Social Studies, but I feel this is the exception:



lol.

This whole topic is pointless and retarded. But still funny

This post has been edited by Supah: 27 June 2011 - 05:00 AM

  • #111

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Pew Pew.

Pew Pew Pew Pew Pew.

Pew.
  • #112

View PostJerk, on 27 June 2011 - 04:02 AM, said:

I am honestly lost for words. See, the reason I thought you were trying to be funny was that the things you've said are so mind-numbingly stupid that, well, I gave you the benefit of the doubt. I don't think anyone believes anything that stupid. No, I can't even imagine it. "Giving up his virginity for acceptance?" Really? Newsflash: Sex feels good. And she did get him drunk first, no?

And his womanizing and asshole aspects are hilarious. Now that Yashy's not on enough to make abortion jokes anymore, he and David are the funniest characters.

Umm, yeah they are really funny. I don't think anyone doubts that. Yes, Paulo's antics are hilarious and yadayadayada. However, if you've taken a psych class, you'll realize that, yeah, he really just wanted to be accepted by David, that's why he asked Jess out on a date. He wanted to sleep with her from the beginning. He slept with Rachel because sex feels good. If this were a comic where you were only supposed to laugh, I'd agree with you. But, no, it's about DRAMA so we need more Lucy-like characters to build up angst.

Also, yeah, half of my stuff is just stupid sarcasm.

Since I know that this is just a comic, I really do think Paulo's pretty funny. But if I ever met a guy like him in REAL life, I'd deck him in the face.

This post has been edited by Random Internet Loser: 27 June 2011 - 05:19 PM

  • #113

View PostRandom Internet Loser, on 27 June 2011 - 03:47 PM, said:

Umm, yeah they are really funny. I don't think anyone doubts that. Yes, Paulo's antics are hilarious and yadayadayada. However, if you've taken a psych class, you'll realize that, yeah, he really just wanted to be accepted by David, that's why he asked Jess out on a date. He wanted to sleep with her from the beginning. He slept with Rachel because sex feels good.


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If you've ever taken a psych class to analyze the motives of teenage anthropomorphic webcomic cats.

View PostRandom Internet Loser, on 27 June 2011 - 03:47 PM, said:

If this were a comic where you were only supposed to laugh, I'd agree with you. But, no, it's about DRAMA so we need more Lucy-like characters to build up angst.


Because drama and hilarity are mutually exclusive.

View PostRandom Internet Loser, on 27 June 2011 - 03:47 PM, said:

Also, yeah, half of my stuff is just stupid sarcasm.


When back-peddling, remember to watch for pedestrians.

View PostRandom Internet Loser, on 27 June 2011 - 03:47 PM, said:

Since I know that this is just a comic, I really do think Paulo's pretty funny. But if I ever met a guy like him in REAL life, I'd deck him in the face.

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Yes, I'm sure you would. <---- Sarcasm
(I anticipated you'd need it labeled since you're a little slow on the uptake.)
  • #114

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I don't think you have to take psychology to know that Paulo has issues with wanting to be accepted by those he cares about
  • #115

@jerk
"I love this guy!" 8-D
  • #116

View PostJerk, on 27 June 2011 - 02:56 AM, said:

View PostGuardianoffullmoon, on 27 June 2011 - 02:52 AM, said:

I have no hate and or dislike towards any characters,We all wear masks,I wear one that is hard to explain.

If a man walked up to me right now and told me that he wanted to fuck me in the ass, there is no way that he could phrase his proposition to be anywhere near as gay as the above quote.

Ok, That response made me hate you now.
  • #117

The mask saying is just cliche to me. How about, we all have a fursuit on, and mine is prettier and better looking then everyone elses.

But to my love for paulo. Paulo to me is that brother that you can count on being an ass at just the right time. I think he is perfect as is, and needs continue to be that asshole for the sake of all the pansies he hangs around.

This post has been edited by toddymon: 28 June 2011 - 12:01 AM

  • #118

View PostGuardianoffullmoon, on 27 June 2011 - 11:31 PM, said:

Ok, That response made me hate you now.

I'm sorry.
  • #119

You are not allowed to use dictionary references, minus points.
  • #120

View PostTaeshi, on 27 June 2011 - 10:10 PM, said:

I don't think you have to take psychology to know that Paulo has issues with wanting to be accepted by those he cares about


I agree. Paulo wants to be treated as if he's the strong and dependable one in the group. After the incident in sixth grade when Alejandro caused his phobia of dogs barking, that was the real turning point. He changed into the womanizer we all know and love today, because he believed it gave him some personal strength. He didn't want to be "weak" anymore.

Not to mention, don't Lucy, Mike, Daisy, Tess, and Abbey all have the exact same problem? All to far lesser degrees, but every character wants to be accepted by those around them.
  • #121

And david just wants to be accepted by paulo, who wants to be accepted by david.
  • #122

There are a lot newcomers it seems...

View PostNintendoSegaSonyGuy, on 28 June 2011 - 01:42 AM, said:

View PostTaeshi, on 27 June 2011 - 10:10 PM, said:

I don't think you have to take psychology to know that Paulo has issues with wanting to be accepted by those he cares about


I agree. Paulo wants to be treated as if he's the strong and dependable one in the group. After the incident in sixth grade when Alejandro caused his phobia of dogs barking, that was the real turning point. He changed into the womanizer we all know and love today, because he believed it gave him some personal strength. He didn't want to be "weak" anymore.

Not to mention, don't Lucy, Mike, Daisy, Tess, and Abbey all have the exact same problem? All to far lesser degrees, but every character wants to be accepted by those around them.


Anyways, the characters more represent human personalities in this sense. No one really wishes to go out and not try to be accepted by their peers. Also, I wouldn't undersell the other character's desire to be accepted and actually believe characters like Tess and Daisy try much harder than Paulo to be accepted by their friends.
  • #123

I wouldn't really say we all LOVE Paulo. Also, when I say my stuff is stupid sarcasm, I mean when I'm talking specifically to Jerk, cuz he's pretty hilarious.

View PostJerk, on 27 June 2011 - 06:44 PM, said:



Yes, I'm sure you would. <---- Sarcasm
(I anticipated you'd need it labeled since you're a little slow on the uptake.)

Since you needed it labeled,
Umm, yeah they are really funny. I don't think anyone doubts that. Yes, Paulo's antics are hilarious and yadayadayada. <---Serious
If this were a comic where you were only supposed to laugh, I'd agree with you. But, no, it's about DRAMA so we need more Lucy-like characters to build up angst. <-----Sarcasm.

This post has been edited by Random Internet Loser: 28 June 2011 - 01:53 AM

  • #124

Yes, you did say it was sarcasm before. I mean, no one believes you since you obviously got tangled in the stupidity of everything that you say, but you're free to assert it.
  • #125

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View PostNintendoSegaSonyGuy, on 28 June 2011 - 01:42 AM, said:

After the incident in sixth grade when Alejandro caused his phobia of dogs barking

He got his phobia when he was just "a little kitten." Alejandro just found out and exploited that phobia.
  • #126

View PostJerk, on 28 June 2011 - 01:35 AM, said:

View PostGuardianoffullmoon, on 27 June 2011 - 11:31 PM, said:

Ok, That response made me hate you now.

I'm sorry.

Just so you know, I'm screenshotting everything you say in response as evidence.
  • #127

View PostGuardianoffullmoon, on 28 June 2011 - 02:22 AM, said:

Just so you know, I'm screenshotting everything you say in response as evidence.

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  • #128

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Just a note, Tarot; Johnny does that. Generally, it works well to pay his more outwardly antics no mind. ^_^

And then suddenly, you see him say something profound.
  • #129

In my defense, I did make an attempt to re-rail the thread awhile back.
  • #130

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You do have your moments, yes.

All the time. :D
  • #131

View PostBorg Lord, on 28 June 2011 - 02:05 AM, said:

View PostNintendoSegaSonyGuy, on 28 June 2011 - 01:42 AM, said:

After the incident in sixth grade when Alejandro caused his phobia of dogs barking

He got his phobia when he was just "a little kitten." Alejandro just found out and exploited that phobia.


Really? Huh. Do we know how he got the phobia?
  • #132

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Yes.
  • #133

I understand jerk, But i take insults seriously, I absolutely hate them! And if i get banned for any of this crap, I'm not gonna be happy, And i'll make sure none of my friends ever visit this site, I may be being a bit to over the edge, But i am really angry right now, And i hate being banned over stupid stuff, I'm done after saying this, I just want this to end, And jerk i apologize for turning it into a stupid fight.

This post has been edited by Guardianoffullmoon: 28 June 2011 - 04:08 AM

  • #134

View PostBorg Lord, on 28 June 2011 - 04:05 AM, said:



Thank you, McCain. :)

Funny to think that such a small incident could eventually end up defining Paulo's whole character.

This post has been edited by NintendoSegaSonyGuy: 28 June 2011 - 04:08 AM

  • #135

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Wow, Guardian. You're a huge jerk for threatening to encourage people to not visit the site for some silly statement Jerk made on a topic you could so easily walk away from. Keep being classy.
  • #136

View PostGuardianoffullmoon, on 28 June 2011 - 04:06 AM, said:

I understand jerk, But i take insults seriously, I absolutely hate them! And if i get banned for any of this crap, I'm not gonna be happy, And i'll make sure none of my friends ever visit this site, I may be being a bit to over the edge, But i am really angry right now, And i hate being banned over stupid stuff, I'm done after saying this, I just want this to end, And jerk i apologize for turning it into a stupid fight.

The only person who was ever banned sent kids pictures of his penis and refused to stop posting furry porn.

And as far as insulting goes, I'm going to tell you what my dad told me when my grandmother died: "Quit being a little bitch and get over it."
  • #137

View PostJerk, on 28 June 2011 - 04:16 AM, said:


The only person who was ever banned sent kids pictures of his penis and refused to stop posting furry porn.

And as far as insulting goes, I'm going to tell you what my dad told me when my grandmother died: "Quit being a little bitch and get over it."


Wow, great fathering. No offense.
  • #138

I adore paulo, paulo is my friend.
I talk to paulo at night and he tells me stories.
The white walls keep closing in on me. Why?
I like paulo.
  • #139

View PostJerk, on 27 June 2011 - 02:56 AM, said:

View PostGuardianoffullmoon, on 27 June 2011 - 02:52 AM, said:

I have no hate and or dislike towards any characters,We all wear masks,I wear one that is hard to explain.

If a man walked up to me right now and told me that he wanted to fuck me in the ass, there is no way that he could phrase his proposition to be anywhere near as gay as the above quote.

hahhahhah
  • #140

View PostGuardianoffullmoon, on 28 June 2011 - 04:06 AM, said:

I understand jerk, But i take insults seriously, I absolutely hate them! And if i get banned for any of this crap, I'm not gonna be happy, And i'll make sure none of my friends ever visit this site, I may be being a bit to over the edge, But i am really angry right now, And i hate being banned over stupid stuff, I'm done after saying this, I just want this to end, And jerk i apologize for turning it into a stupid fight.


If you take insults so seriously then the internet is not the place for you
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  • #141

View PostAce, on 27 June 2011 - 05:03 AM, said:

Pew Pew.

Pew Pew Pew Pew Pew.

Pew.



You just took out half of my Imperial Guard. D:
  • #142

What's the matter, Jerk? Daddy didn't hug you enough? Someone special die in your arms?

This post has been edited by Random Internet Loser: 29 June 2011 - 09:57 PM

  • #143

I could have just told him to get over it, but adding a context like that one makes it more amusing to say.
  • #144

View PostJerk, on 28 June 2011 - 04:01 PM, said:

I could have just told him to get over it, but adding a context like that one makes it more amusing to say.

Last response on this, I'm a girl, Taeshi i apologize for overreacting, I was having a bad day, But that was no excuse, Jerk that is a great phrase and i accept it.

This post has been edited by Guardianoffullmoon: 29 June 2011 - 01:05 AM

  • #145

View PostJerk, on 28 June 2011 - 04:01 PM, said:

I could have just told him to get over it, but adding a context like that one makes it more amusing to say.

http://www.bitterswe...com/c64/p4.html .
Adding context like that is also amusing.

This post has been edited by Random Internet Loser: 30 June 2011 - 04:58 PM

  • #146

View PostRandom Internet Loser, on 29 June 2011 - 09:58 PM, said:

View PostJerk, on 28 June 2011 - 04:01 PM, said:

I could have just told him to get over it, but adding a context like that one makes it more amusing to say.

http://www.bitterswe...om/c64/p4.html.
Adding context like that is also amusing.

File not found?

This post has been edited by Guardianoffullmoon: 29 June 2011 - 10:03 PM

  • #147

View PostGuardianoffullmoon, on 29 June 2011 - 10:02 PM, said:

File not found?

All together now:

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  • #148

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Well, Random added a period at the end for proper sentence structure. It was merged with the link, so that means it leads to a page that does not exist.
  • #149

I know. Poor little bastard just can't get a break.
  • #150

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