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Any weird dreams you've had?

I woke up today after having a dream about McDonald's. Their service is as bad as in my dream, 'cept that their was a total cunt of a bitch that was being a douche.

I don't want sausage, and I politely keep saying that. I didn't come in to order a burger with sausage meet instead of beef. If I wanted sausage, I'd order sausage. Don't try to sell me something else, especially when I've been waiting a long ass time for the food I want, and already paid for it. Don't call me an idiot when you're incompetent, and don't try to cuss me out like the ghetto ho you are. I'm a B.I.T.C.H, Beautiful* Individual That Corrects Hos, and you're a H.O, Horribly Obsolete.

What I love about that dream though is that the manager backhanded (pimp backhand to be exact) the bitch and apologized to me for all the tribulations.

(*I couldn't think of another word with a "B".)

I've had only a handful of strange dreams lately.
In one of them, my brother and I randomly decided we'd both get
tubas and play the hell out of them, that's about it

I had a dream that I got put back into the 8th grade because I didn't wanted to be adultish (I'm 18), and there were Mike , Lucy and Paulo for some odd reasons too, and suddenly we got attacked by terrorists. We owned them while we sang the opening theme of MLP

This post has been edited by Waldo: 19 September 2011 - 07:56 PM

I have repeated dreams that I'm still in high school for some odd reason, and I'm my normal age. Probably stems from the weirdness behind my graduation--I graduated half a semester early. The high school in these dreams is typically a labyrinthine version of its real life counterpart. The weird thing is in my dreams I still graduated early, but for some reason I'm still attending.

Other weirdness includes encountering Cerberus in a mall and having to fight him (a rare "scary dream" since I woke up with my heart fluttering), digging in a flower pot for fossil shark teeth in a mental institution, random dreams where aliens have adopted me as a pet and well... these are the tamer dreams I've had.

(They're all very vivid, btw, thanks to the Geodon).

This post has been edited by Carcharocles: 19 September 2011 - 08:01 PM

I think there was already a thread about BCB-related dreams, but none of dreams in general, so this can stay.

I've had loads of dreams about MLP lately. I even dreamt of them during Latin classes. I thought the doughnuts would keep me awake...

Waldo, on 19 September 2011 - 07:55 PM, said:

LIKE A BAWSSS

This post has been edited by Dr. Klaus: 19 September 2011 - 08:36 PM

Dr. Klaus, on 19 September 2011 - 08:35 PM, said:

Pervert

I had this dream where I fought clones of that demon from insidious. I was using my special "concentrate hard enough and you can destroy and create things" power to defeat them.

This post has been edited by Murderer: 19 September 2011 - 08:43 PM

@Murderer
Funny. I had a dream at one point where I was in a jail fighting zombies by moving my hands in the motions needed to cock a shotgun (while making the accompanying noise with my mouth) and "shooting" them by pretending to hold a shotgun and making explosion noises with my mouth. It was working, which makes me wonder why, every time I have a gun in a dream, does it never fire when I pull the trigger...

I also have dreams that when I wanted to punch someone, it felt as if I my arms paralyzed before the impact, or that it felt as if I was fighting under water. It sucked though. I even wanted to wack someone with a guitar-axe (an axe folded in a guitar) but I always missed because I was slow .u.

One thing is sure, I suck at fighting in dreams , except with guns and all that (saving the 8th graders from terrorists ftw?)

Or when I had to run away from / to places for some emergency or escape, it felt like I was running with very heavy boots or running into. Very hard blowing wind. I

I hate Immobalizes .n.

This post has been edited by Waldo: 19 September 2011 - 09:01 PM

Waldo, on 19 September 2011 - 09:00 PM, said:

My god yes. +1

I had a dream that zombies were attacking, so me and a couple of other people made a plan to get the zombies so high they couldn't attack us anymore, and everyone had awesome weapons except me, and I was using pencils.
The dream ended with us running to gather weed for the zombies, with me jamming pencils into the zombies necks as we ran and laughing maniacally.
I even remember finding a butterfly knife in the dream, but dropping it for more pencils on the logic that the blade was too short to do reasonable damage to the zombies.
The dreams was awesome.

When I was younger, I had a lot of dreams about being sucked up by a vacuum cleaner or being in a car that's driving itself.

I have dreams nowadays that are odd, but they are at least inspired by various real-life events or thoughts.

I had a dream about high school and it played out like Silent Hill: Shattered Memories.

Had a dream with navi in it. THE HORROR

Wait, wasn't this thread made like a month or two ago?

and masterfully ignored because it was a DMLD shit thread. unfortunately, Nooby McRevive had to necro it and here we are.

way to fucking go people.

Chris, on 20 September 2011 - 03:43 AM, said:

YEAH, GO TEAM.

Since it's revived anyway, no harm no foul...

I once had a dream that I was a little kid again, maybe 7 or 8, and my mom and I drove to visit an old friend of hers who had a son my age. She lived in the outskirts of this little rural town with her house right at the edge of the woods, with lots of birch and oak trees. While my mom and her friend sat drinking coffee on the back porch, talking and laughing, me and my newfound friend ventured into the forest. We ran and jumped off fallen trees and climbed vines and other young boy activities. He led me down a path to a cliff side, littered with boulders piled on top of each other. These things were massive, as if the mountain itself was smashed into huge chunks, some bigger than houses. We climbed up the smaller rocks and he showed me that some of them had holes bored into them, tunnels with smooth walls leading from the top to the bottom. He jumped through.

For a split second I panicked, but soon I heard a voice. He appeared on the other side of the boulder, waving and saying 'they're just like slides!'. I hesitated at first, but hopped in despite my fears, and after a few dark, rushing seconds, I was on my feet next to my friend. What a rush! I wanted to go again, and he pointed to the giant smooth rocks saying 'those ones have the best slides, I haven't tried them all yet'. Following his every careful step, we groped our way up to the tops and there were more tunnels, dozens, maybe hundreds. We played for hours, finding bigger and better slides, with twists and turns. It was such fun. I should've stopped and gone back right then.

Noticing the sky getting greyer, we figured dinner must be ready soon. Just one more slide, I thought. One really big one before I have to go back. I jumped, and the wonderful howl in my ears of the air rushing past was cut short. Twenty feet down the tunnel it narrowed out, and the more I struggled the tighter the stone's grip became. I was stuck. Frightened, I look up to see a circle of sky with the small face of my friend peering down, and I shout up to him. Go get mom, go get anyone. I can't move or I'll fall more. His voice shakes "N-no! We're not supposed to be here! Nobody's supposed to be here!" I ask why, and I don't get an answer. He was gone.

I scream. I scream for help, for my mother, for God. I scream until my voice is gone. Breathing is hard, and the more I cry the further down I slip into the maw of the tunnel that is now my home. It's been hours it seems, I can see the sky darkening in the circle above me. Twilight. Only this time, there's a face silhouetted in the dim light. He came back for me, I must've! But...no. No, the head shape is wrong somehow. I squint through my old tears to see a head with no ears. A mouth so wide if it opened the whole face would split in two. The dull glint of teeth, small and packed in rows. Wide white orbs for eyes, slightly too far apart to be human. I see this face smile at me, quiet and still. God, that smile. Looking at it made my heart sink into my stomach. I wanted to look away, but I was so afraid. Then it was dark.

The sun must've gone down. How long was it watching me before I noticed? Is it still there? As terrified as I was, I was at least given some semblance of relief not having to see it. But, what's that? I hold my breath. Scraping. Slow, methodical scraping. Louder and louder. Then my body froze at the realization. The sun hadn't gone down. That thing was in the hole with me.

Those glowing eyes. That smile. Those teeth. They were so close when I woke up.



TL;DR- FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK

This post has been edited by Bourbon: 20 September 2011 - 05:06 AM

Sexual dreams that involve family members....
Im still scarred.

Haha, mother fucker.

This post has been edited by Bourbon: 20 September 2011 - 05:11 AM

What if the title of this topic was "Wet Dreams"?

Then we'd all be in a...sticky situation.

When I was like..8 I think, I had this weird dream about being tied to a chair and getting sexually harrassed (something like that) by a woman in a red dress who was somehow my height. Made doubly weird by the fact I almost never remember my dreams..its still a really fuzzy memory, and im not sure of my exact age at the time.

oh my god I have so many dreams that are trippy as shit

I had a dream that my penis turned into a viper and I had to choose between castrating myself with a knife and surviving, or let it bite me repeatedly untill I died.
I chose death

My friend invited me to visit his school... I went there and the first thing i noticed was that there were 10 nude girls just standing in the hallway (18-19 years or sumthing like that) and then i saw the one in the midle... She had the same pose, the gift wrap and everything (human tho). After just standing there for a while she asked me what the hell do i want and suddenly I woke up next to a coffeemaker and some 60 years old guy asked me to make him some coffee. Again I woke up but this time on some riggedy bridge up high (I have the fear of heights). I start to tremble and fall off, waking up when I "died"

Last nights dream(s) (Im suprised i remember even this)

This post has been edited by Gabu: 22 September 2011 - 09:00 AM

I had a dream where almost all the girls I knew became hermaphrodites, and they were parading on the street, naked.
It was scary.

I thought there was a cat clutching to my forearm only to wake up and find that arm was completely numb from me laying on top of it.

I do not have the time to write every dream sooo...

Dream 1: I am Icarus.
Dream 2: I go to school with only my t-shirt on and noone notices it (the weirdest part was P.E.).
Dream I-don't-even-know: Look at MGMT's and Chad VanGaalen's music videos. Feels like a trip.

Going to sleep now, will try to remember a dream.

This post has been edited by Arnas Baubkus: 27 September 2011 - 05:20 AM

I had a really weird short dream.

I somehow was a spectator for a "attractive" guy wanting a tom lemon from a girl... I don't know how tom lemon translated to virginity... then somehow went to a bar/arcade place where he was talking to a bro of his on how to get her tom lemon.
then there was this mass ceremony of some sort back in sparta where it was marble and his friends held up signs saying "Is it Tom lemon?" kinda like jepordy! and the guy I was obeserving had this grin on his face. he was asking the preist if he could take the girl's tom lemon, and his plea was blessed.

TD;LR tom lemon = virginity (taking it or virginity in general). the dude was asking the priest if he could bang a girl. but then he kinda had to stick with her for a while. pre-marital sex with a blessing to have it... that dream was weird

This post has been edited by BasketCase: 26 September 2011 - 09:48 PM

I had a dream with that sort of thing in it, 'cept it was Marilyn Monroe at first, then she disappeared out of nowhere.

I woke up and looked around for a few seconds before realizing I wasn't in my house.

EDIT: ... The eff? I need to stop misspelling shit.

This post has been edited by DMLD96: 26 September 2011 - 09:55 PM

I had a dream where i was in a Junk yard, and suddenly i saw the giant Walrus from pingu and was eaten by it.
0.o

I HAD A DREAM WHERE I WAS DREAMING IN A DREAM.

I haven't dreamed in over a month. That or I'm starting to forget every dream I've had.

@Grass, that was soooo funny...you know...last year...

i had a dream about my iPod music
then realized i had forgotten to turn it off and left my headphones in when i fell asleep

Grass, on 29 September 2011 - 01:22 AM, said:

I actually did have one of those. I tried to write a story based on it, but it didn't turn out particularly well. I'll try to rewrite it one day.

On another note, stolen from my facebook wall from this morning: Dreams are so fascinatingly bewildering. I make a habit of doing reality checks so that I'll eventually do one in a dream, it will fail, and I'll realize I'm dreaming. But I have to wonder how I can have a dream about reuniting with an ex-girlfriend who's become some kind of therianthrope that must be chained up at night and still think that it's really happening...

I've actualy had dreams, within dreams, with- you get the point. And each time, the dream changes when I wake up from one dream, and then go to sleep in another...quite confusing.

And I love when an 8 hour sleep, turns into a 2 week dream

Anyways, does anyone know a way that I can actualy get dreams more frequently?

You must sacrifice a virgin to the gods

I'll pick someone from my school then...

This post has been edited by asdf: 30 September 2011 - 03:29 AM

Am I the only one whose ever had a particularly depressing dreams and woken up realizing they cried in there sleep, and highly thankful it was just a fucked up dream?

I shot people for no reason!

TheMysteriousMan, on 30 September 2011 - 12:38 PM, said:

About 30% of my dreams summed up right there.

asdf, on 30 September 2011 - 02:03 AM, said:

Look into lucid dreaming. There are usually tips along with that stuff for prolonging dreams. Also, there's a guy who claims he had a 100 year dream in one night, so you have something to work towards.

100 year dream? I can only imagine the glorious adventures and horrors that await me!

Until I wake up 100 years later and realize that I'm still living in the hell that is Earth.

I'm reminded of Narinia: The lion the witch and the wardrobe.

This post has been edited by asdf: 30 September 2011 - 08:57 PM

My dreams are so nerdy it's off the scale. No seriously.

Usually the last thing I see before I go to bed is what I dream about. I remember I was watching a Mirrors Edge stream one time and I had a dream where I was doing parkour. It was pretty freaking sweet, it almost felt real.

asdf: Yeah, the waking up part would really suck after that long. But imagine living life where reality is the nightmare and the dream world is where you live. (problem is, when you want to die in the nightmare, you actually will if you follow through...)

Scary aint it?

I dreamed i coached an American Football team using stuff from Eyeshield 21
-.-

Once I dreamt that I was in a restaurant, then suddenly a giant snail who killed people by kissing them invaded the restaurant and started to kill everyone (not me, because I managed to escape) o_o

suddenly having a meet up with all you guys on the forums O-O I'd like that to happen but it would be weird

Basket go to bcbcon next year. There you go. Dream come true.

Something about gremlins trying to take our couch.