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I spent all night dreaming up different methods for constructing XOR and XNOR gates in minecraft as well as compressing the ones I've already made...
There was also something about me running somebody down for groping my sister, but I can't remember if he died, lived, or lived and I skinned him alive and made him eat his own flesh.

I was a cowboy....I wish I had that hat and revolver...

I met most of you somehow in the dream, and had internet like convo's on this forum IRL. that was weird

This post has been edited by BasketCase: 05 October 2011 - 07:46 PM

Basket is dreaming of me. I knew it

Anyway, I had a dream I had red eyes. That is it. What the hell, Rex?

yes rex, you were in there, along with others.

Sent into anime world. What the duck?

BasketCase, on 05 October 2011 - 07:45 PM, said:

God help you if I was in there.

I dreamt myself eating ice cold vegetarian pizza topped with green ketchup, celery and jelly beans that tasted like pickles , and then got ambushed and killed by ninjas who used the same kind of disgusting pizza as throwing stars. *wakes up*

I just had a bizarre dream last night involving Mike going on an epic quest to rescue Sandy from a T-Rex before its babies hatched and ate her. Just throwing it out there.

It involved Mike hacking down bushes with a sword, riding a horse, and riding with the horse in an open sleigh. As in, the horse was a passenger. Oh, and when the sleigh came to a stop, it somehow flung the horses carrying it all over the place. WTF. Oh, and to top it all off, such a quest could only be successfully completed by the pure of heart, according to ancient legends. God only knows what Lucy and the others were up to during that time.

Maybe a Deep Crow would make more sense than a T-Rex as the villain? It's either that or a Rukh. I dunno, the whole "bringing live prey to the nest" thing seems more characteristic of birds of prey than of big dinosaurs with useless forelimbs.

This post has been edited by Luigifan: 22 October 2011 - 02:25 PM

I had a dream where I used click to explode things... in real life??
I clicked things and they exploded.
But mice don't work in 3d??

It's not particularly weird dream, but I had a dream the other night where I developed psychic powers (a la Psychic Academy), and it was really odd trying to control them and keep them from harming others.

This one time I was dreaming that I was out side of some building skating with my black friends down this looong (*) rail & I kept busting my head half way down. Then the next thing is a have to save my dad (who is that old dude from tron legacy) because he got kidnapped by some dude I don't know. So I run off to save him in this tank, but it switches to me laying in a field looking at the sky & this planet/star/meteor thing w/ to rings orbiting it like Saturn's rings only they make an X around the thing & are like the halo rings from that video game. So I launch my self at it with this rocket. Now flying in space toward the thing to save my dad but I have to eject because fighter jets are starting to shooting at me. I escape, take one of the jets, & destroy the enemy fighters but barely. So I try to land on the one of the rings but get shot down & get captured. They trow me in a jail to rot but someone in the jail helps me escape so I can save my dad. He informs me that the guy who captured my dad is trying to get him to give up Earths weaknesses so he can destroy it. I fight my way to a ship & take it to the center of the thing where my dad is being held. I destroy the shields protecting it, but doing so started a collapse of the center. As the thing starts to destroy itself I land & fight to my dad. I finally find him but my presents & the collapse caused the dude who took my dad to flea to his attack ship & launched away with my dad as I arrived. So I hop into a jet that was close by & gave chase. I catch up to him temporarily disable it's shields & defenses to enter the ship. After doing so I fight my way to the bridge, confront "the dude", kill him & free my dad. I activate the self-destruct & smash the controls to it turn the ship around on a collision coerce with the thing, destroy the flight controllers. My dad & I fight our way to the jet & escape to Earth where we watch the explosion. It creates a star that is named after me. THE END

I have two worth mentioning. I'll leave one for later. Here's my favourite:
It began with me in a store called 'Bob's Used Wood' where, of course, all sorts of wooden stuff was being sold (including chairs, bowls, televisions, fish, hats, shoes, etc...) However, nobody was actually running the store and there was no counter. There were at least ten customers roaming the shop, dressed as Victorian-era poms. One of these people was wearing a trench-coat, however. For some reason, I thought it would be a good idea to kick the man in the back of the legs. After I failed at this and hit my own face instead, the man spun around and tazed with one hand and maced me with the other. I fell to the floor, unconscious. When I awoke, I was in a room that was absolutely pitch black except for the area around a round table which had five chairs around it, one of which i was seated on. The man who tazed me, along with a man, a woman and a child, all entered the room from nowhere and sat down on the other chairs. The man pulled out small black box covered in buttons. As my captor began pressing buttons, the other man who entered the room told me to "Just say what we say," with his female companion nodding and smiling like a child molester. Then the captor asked a lot of questions to us all, such as: "where do you buy your cheese? Who is the frog? What is this? Who be cow? Am I cow? What is a cow?" For all of the questions, the man and woman would say something stupid like: "Bunyips! Gargle-a-soar! Picnic!" and other nonsense. I did as they said and said what they said. The boy, however, chose to answer all questions as correctly as he could. Finally the captor asked us all our names. me and the adult captives all said "Fredo!" and the kid said "Billy! Please let me go! Please! AAAARRRGGH!!" The result was a hanging for Billy. At least they said it was a hanging. Turned out the just rammed a nail through his chest into a gallows (he also somehow survived this). I tried to walk up the steps to the gallows, but the adult captives, whom i believed to be my friends, started throwing massive logs at me, keeping me down. Then, the dream left the first person and wandered off to another story, leaving my fate in-concluded. The story my dream seemed to prefer, was that of two lovers, that just so happened to be small, green blobs the size of my fist. One blob said to another "I'm so soryy! I just can't be with you anymore!" before turning around and rolling away. The other blob decided to break the mood by breaking into a very happy song & dance. He sang: "Sometiiiiiimes! Life can let you doooooown! But it's impooortaaaaant that you keep on goiiiing!!!" He was then crushed to death by a random bowling ball that appeared from the sky.

THE END!!
always loved telling that story!

I had a weird one a while ago, it involved talking cats, and I was in a room with huge furniture. one of the cats was gray and white and named Chester.

The time that I was grade 6, Our female English teacher,she was SOOOO HOT,She has Big Cup B boobs,tight hips,she was kind and generous and white skin color... It was Dismissal and my teacher told me If I could stay longer...then I stayed so.. She said that If I could go to her room and get her book because she forgot it,So yeah,I got the book,then she told me if I could stay longer..So I did...She suddenly pulled down my pants,then I said: Wait! Teach! What are you doing?! Then she stared and smiled and said: Just kick back and feel he thrill..
Then she pulled out my dick! She began game me a BJ and I pant, Then I came...Wow..your full of gallons aren't you?! She said.. Then I feel dizzy..Then I woke up and I feel that my hips are very wet and a bit squishy..I went to school and when my English teacher comes in I always got an erection..I seen she noticed it (I wasn't dreaming anymore!) and she gave a sentence that says: Sometimes girls and women always WANT TO HAVE TO EXPIERNCE A LONG AND HARD BUMP BEFORE A REAL WOMAN IS FORMED..She stared at me and I was silent..then she chuckled...
P.S. I don't want to continue it 'cus it will give you a boner (ughh..) and make your hips wet (eewww) uhm...sorry guys!

I once dreamt that I went on holiday with all the characters from BCB! We were at a beach. I was exploring the beach with Lucy and her pets. Everyone else was at a party in a boat! We went to join the party and then David started rocking the boat so it would roll over! The end.

In my dream I suddenly had this feeling that If I dont leave my room, I would die. I freaked out and made a run for the door of my room, fell and woke up. I was lying down on the floor of my room and couldnt figure where I am since now im back at my parents house. Last time this happened my mother woke me up when I was building a shelter of pillows in the corridor and I kept repeating something about how id die if I didnt build it because something was going to fall on me :I... fun times (I sometimes walk and talk while asleep)

dammit i just have to do it,


AND NOW FOR A REAL DREAM

i'd love to tell you a description of what happened in the dream, but i can't remember it for my life. that's what's weird though, i felt that in that dream everything in life was explained or that i was told something drastically important. so what i did was immediately wake up after the dream, i had tried to write the idea but it kept fading. it didn't take long for it to finally be gone. i don't remember anything about the dream, but for some odd reason i just remember one thing. chocolate cake...pretty weird huh?

I had a dream that I was Batman.

It was pretty cool.

God, the other night I had a dream I was in the game Metro2033, with some rangers hoping to establish a hideout on the surface. We killed a lot of bandits (fucking bullet sponges) and found a place where we could take our gas masks off, at which point I sat down and ate cornflakes.

Copied/pasted from another message board I use:

last night i had a weird dream. i'm not sure if anyone else has it, but my dreams tend to run together with old dreams. i'll start off with the old one. in the old dream, i was with a group of people, and we were going into this castle. it was like a video game, and i even had a name this time. it was Micheal. anyway, we go into the castle and encounter these weird feral...i don't want to say zombies, but their eyes were black, and they reminded me of 30 days of night (which i haven't watched since october). they were fast, but i didn't encounter them until we went to the basement that had the source of the problem. before the basement, the castle was alright, but when we saw the source (which were these 3 psycho monsters in a cage. 1 i could tell was the first, and the other two were just unfortunate, and got turned), a bunch or the previously mentioned monsters showed up out of nowhere and kill the people i was there with. i run, and i get clips of what happened prior. it's not shown what exactly started it, but it shows that a bunch of people had locked down the basement trying to seal the infection trapping those who weren't infected with the monsters. anyway, i quickly run through the building, and make it out through a small corridor that i found when i first explored the castle. right when i get out, i wake up.

now onto the recent dream. this time everything's fine, i'm in a section of the castle that has all this awesome, and fun stuff. i go to this one room where there's xbox 360s and people playing games. all the ones that have T.Vs are taken so i leave, and for some reason i'm taken to this giant room with a lot of people inside. i see people who are starting to turn. finally i see it, the cage with the three crazies. knowing what'll happen i make a break for the door, as do others. i make it out, and quickly seal the door. i run as fast as i can, and get lost for a second. i retrack from what happened in the previous dream, and leave using the same exit. before i wake up there's this voice talking with some sort of note on the screen...or well it's hovering in my face. it talks about how Micheal was called by a disturbance, from someone who made it out of the castle. i forgot what the voice said, because right after i woke up.

I have had many, too many for one post. for example here are a few.( warning very, very, strange)

One dream I was on different planet ( kind of rocky like the moon) I was in this family that was cruel and awful( and looked nothing like me), than the apocalypse happens with sickness. A virus that eats through your skin. and for some reason I have wall-e as a pet. almost or everyone's dead when I wake up

another dream I was in gym class then somehow it change dover to this closed in environment with colored walls and a river. A giant red fish with multiple eyes pops out opens his mouth and then 8 different mouths come out of each mouth like trumpets. I go away from that into this house I see my brother and his friend we go up to this arcade with creepy fat man in it my brother and his friend stay to play video games I leave and go into a row boat where I see my pet dogs trapped in the wall 2-d but still moving. I eventually go back to the creepy house, up to the rom where my brother and his friend where, only to find the room empty and deserted. I then walk out again to see my dad, except old with a Ship captains white beard hair and Old sea captain hat. I wake up

Another one is also apocalypse except in my normal life. It starts that im walking down a ally way this guy is about to attack me when these serins sound off and huge tsunami rushes by, i run and then see my 6th grade science teacher and i try to yell and warn her but she gets swept up in the force of the wave. I somehow get to a supermarket, in a kind os a resistance. And i find out something has gone with the meat and these zombie like things start attacking ( so i guess a zombie thing spread through red meat) and its this huge super market fight scene. I go out side and warn people about the red meat. I wake up

I'm on camping ( girl scout) trip in space. But im sick ( at the time i had pneumonia) and It starts off with me forgetting cough syrup except for tiny bit in one cup that was ruined because someone one put food in it. it starts getting boring on the ship but then somehow im outside the ship in a space suit with the characters from jimmy neutron. then i somehow change scens toa cruise ship where I order a soft pretzel and get huge plastic container of hars pretzels instead. I then walk into a movie theater on the boat and im in the theater and look down the hallway to the entrance where my mom stands asking me to come with her but i decide to stay and watch the movie ( i don't remember what movie, just that it was lame) and i wake up

I had a dream where I made a huge plate of waffles and a monkey came in and ate them all when I woke up I felt really depressed that the monkey got away my friend asked what was wrong and I said the monkey got away I almost had tears in my eyes they hugged me and said "I have no idea what your talking about but it's gonna be okay the police probably caught the monkey" then they walked off

I had a fun lucid dream the other day where I was God and using my omnipotence to play pranks and fuck with people. I particularly remember tricking all the members of a cult into helping me beat the shit out of their leader because he believed in a god that wasn't me.
And now you know what my fucked up subconcious is like.
...If I ever write a webcomic, I'm using this as the plot.

This post has been edited by Boringamus: 31 December 2011 - 10:06 AM

I once had a zombie dream where one of my brothers and another survivor died trying to get a jar of peanut butter, they were killed by a zombie velociraptor...
Wtf was I on?

I dream weird shit all the time now, but i end up forgetting about them really quickly. Not over-the-top weird, more like fantasy-world weird.

I had a dream that I was still with an ex from a couple years ago... Memories.

ThatOtherMichael, on 01 January 2012 - 09:39 AM, said:

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thats sad . but if you think thats a " weird dream" then you obviously haven't scrolled up and read anyone else's ha ha

Weird dreams are my specialty.
And hallucinations. God I hate the hallucinations.

But anyway. This is one of my most recent hallucinations. Copy and pasted from my tumblr:

Of decidedly terrifying realism.

Suddenly find myself awake, staring at the darkened wall. Something from above catches my eye, and as I turn to look up, caught in the light streaming in from outside, I see something fall down from the ceiling. Something heavy and black with hard chiton that glints in the streetlight. I feel it land on my bed with a heavy thud and lay perfectly still, the early throes of fear beginning to wash over me.

I hold my breath, confused about what’s real and what isn’t, but perfectly sure that something evil just landed in my bed. I can feel it sitting there before suddenly it wriggles toward me and crawls under my blankets with me. Terrified I leap up and switch on the light to find—

Nothing. Of course. Confused I tenderly look under my blankets. I see nothing, but I feel something cold and hard like an insect’s exoskeleton brush against the sole of my foot and without stopping to think I fly from my bed, ripping my blankets off and spreading them all over the floor in an effort to get the black hell maggot out.

A few minutes pass and reality asserts itself once more, and I realize what I just experienced was not real. Far from it. I spend the rest of the night curled in the fetal position with the lights on and the cat held close, but the hell maggot does not return.

Thankfully.

Oh oh! This one time, years ago, I dreamt that the zombie apocalypse was happening. I had a truck and was about to get the hell out of town when I saw an old acquaintance I had known since kindergarten; in high school she was one of your typical goth girls, who was into it for the fashion, with rich parents. I called her over to come with me because she seemed to be the only "living" thing around at the moment. So we escape the city. On the highway, passing forests in northern Saskatchewan, we get a flat tire. Oooh shit, son, this is a horror movie cliche! So I get out to change it and soon I see hordes of the undead bastards coming toward us ahead of and behind us. I turn to call out to her and there she was, standing over me, undead and all (I guess she was already bit when I picked her up, but anyway). Oh god, what now? She gonna eat my face? Rip me to pieces? Could I take her with a tire iron? Well guess what, none of those happened; she brought up her hand and pimp slapped me so hard she knocked me off my feet! Then she ran off. Confused as hell and happy to be alive, for now, I woke up.

To this day, I still can't figure that dream out. I didn't ever have a "thing" for her, so why she was there at all is a mystery.Though she always seemed prude, so that might explain the pimp slap.

This post has been edited by ChewySmokey: 05 January 2012 - 03:01 AM

I keep having dreams about shit I intend to do, and I keep waking up assuming I've done things I haven't done.

^That

Also, I had a dream once that I had a dog, and I got up to get some water in the middle of the night and it was walking on two legs, switching back to all fours when it saw me. I come to the realization that all pets do this when we're not looking, and I found it terrifying because:

-It proves they're roughly as intelligent as humans

-For some reason, they decided to hide this fact

What were they planning?

After suffering from Lack of sleep, Vertigo, and i think depression I went to sleep finally after three days.

Dream started back in my old Military school, in the lunch room where I use to sit alone when I ate it was weird because the lights were out and it was storming outside so it was grey and cold, There wasn't any other tables beside my own. I looked around the room to see if I was just seeing things and I started to hear and growling and like tacks being tapped agents a medal surface, I turned around to see a car speeding with its headlights on and it hit me and pulled me from the room back into a street in my old neighborhood, It hurt and I felt like I was in a great amount of pain and being pulled out of my body or something. I rolled over and tried to get back up, the floor gave away and I was in a pool or a rather deep body of water... The water was cold as ice and was moving rather fast, I looked for what I felt was up and tried to swim when I started to hear growling again, I looked back down to see something....a thing I dont know how to name, It was foggy like but had enough figure to pull off a body of what I think is a Male, It has red scar like marks all over it and it started to pull me back down, My lungs started to hurt and his hand felt like danger and every move I made dug them into me. World shot into black then to a solid black and white world, Up was white, down was black. I tryed to stand up too get up but not with my body, it stayed on the floor sheet white and a little blue, it was rather torn up, had road rash, welts, cuts, gun wound. I tryed to touch my body but the closer I got to it the more I started to see i was fading like just going away while the more distance between me and my body I started to become and feel more solid..After what felt like a while hear a loud growl and a sharp pain in my back to see what looked like two hand coming out of my chest. My head rolled back and I was in a car, and then the car got hit and my head smashed into the glass window to my side and the car started to roll, I smashed into the roof of the car then back into the hard pavement below when the car rolled over to its side, this happened a few times till I was out laying in the road looking at both cars, One was blood covered and was still the other one was active...it looked like a young man and a young women fighting they got out and ran to the other car, they were screaming, she was crying. He looked over to where i was and turned a weird color white and kind of feel to his knees like all of his power was just ripped from him. Everything started to get really cold and dark and i felt myself being dragged away from what now looked like a hallway of videos on TVs just endlessly playing and I was sitting back in the mess hall at the military school. I hurt and i felt....like I do now...Sad, a little empty. The room slided a little and I was back in a class room with a male at the frount, the words all over the room were "English good, You fucking Red Idiotic Nazi." He looked at me and kind of looked tired, I blinked and the room was clean and solid white...I looked back and that thing from before was standing there but he had some names from oddly enough people on the forum on the wall behind him(it), He grabbed me why the neck picked me up and laughed then I woke up...


I dont understand any of this..

I had a dream about this.



and it was the best dream ever,

Chris, on 08 January 2012 - 07:47 AM, said:

I think I'm in love with you. (Lol, considering my last topic, maybe I shouldn't say that )

Well, I had this dream a long time ago that my school got taken over by nazis that replaced the hallways with green flesh-eating acid, and people had to get around by floating on these little silver hover disks. My friends and I snuck around them through the ventilation system, got caught, had to mine for gold as a punishment. Then Jack Sparrow saved us and led us through the red velvet curtain, where I in turn was put onto a pirate ship. I looked into the mirror and I had a goatee exactly like Jack Sparrow's, and I had to go out and fight the Kracken with a cheapy-wooden sword. The Kracken ended up becoming this beautifully sexy octopus-woman that I had some tea and sandwiches with. We became friends and I became a badass pirate-bitch that was friend with a sexy octopus lady. I think I may have slept with her at one point in the dream, as well. THAT was odd.

I woke up and was very, very confused. I remember telling my British Literature class that dream, and they thought it was the coolest thing ever. We had a psychiatrist come in one time and she analyzed my dream. It was neat.

I watched Battle Royale a few days ago, and that influenced me to have a violent dream.

I was in some hardware store in Japan, and one of the cashiers was being a cunt. Earlier in the dream I said I wouldn't hit women, so I totally slammed her on the ground with a judo-type move. Then my group of friends and I ran off to an isolated area as we got chased by an angry mob of customers. The female friend said I was being a little bitch for making excuses and justifications for such an act of violence. One of the guys said we should take up martial arts at a nearby dojo, so we did.

While we were watching, the students were all dueling each other to the death. One of them was equipped with an extending katana blade and yelled obnoxiously each time he swung his weapon. He slices and dices his opponent, and eventually starts chasing after us. I think I got sliced and diced too.

Anyways, my dream was more violent than weird. Eeeyup.

I had a bizarre dream last night about a movie based on the Buffy the Vampire Slayer TV series, with entirely new actors. There were vampires on a bus traveling down I 435, and me and a couple others kept staking them. Then, the bust dropped us off at a cabin by the lake (our destination) that took near a brick maze that I've visited a few times in my dreams. The lake was filled with swimming food--bread, hotdogs, cereal, and hammerhead sharks for some reason--and was only 7 feet deep because the woman who built it (derp) was infatuated with the number 7. At this point, the current owners of the lake decided to break the curse by serving us only three meals out of their big slop thing (no fucking clue). The ghost of the lake's builder took offense to this and I woke up with a serious need to pee.

I had a dream within a dream once.
Me and a group of friends had barricaded ourselves in the empire state building to keep away from zombies. It was dark, and I had just got off of guard duty, so I took a nap. The dream changed, and I was now in a mall with my dream girl.

@Rakshiv: ... eyurrrghhh... There are only two times I can think of where I've ever come close to something like that. One thing that happened multiple times was a specter, its bottom covered in smoke. It had red eyes, red hair, red lips, and the rest of it was a deathly gray. It began to move towards me, and every time I tried to catch it in my center vision it disappeared. It doesn't happen these days, but it happened, like, once a week when I was 8 - 10. And every time, I made sure to turn on a lot of sound and lights. It never stopped scaring me, though these days I wonder if I was to catch another fleeting glimpse of it, would I still be afraid?

The second time was intended. I had heard of this cool experiment. With my cousin helping me out, I laid supine on an air mattress (the air mattress part isn't necessary), and put in my ipod earbuds and turned on white noise. Then I put a half of a ping-pong ball over each of my eyes and taped them down. Finally, my cousin turned on a red light and swung it over my eyes, like a pendulum... Soon enough, I started to hear voices. A little child whispered "come back..." I started to see wisps of different colors of light, sliding across my completely blind view. But it became too much when I forcefully felt someone grab my arm. I ripped off the ping pong balls and the earbuds. I did this two years ago, where I was scared by just about anything. These days, not so much, so I wonder what it would be like if I tried again.

My cousin supposedly had a more terrifying experience, though he didn't last as long as I did.

Supposedly if either of us had kept going, our hallucinations would have become extremely vivid--almost LSD-like, though I wouldn't be able to confirm that. We could have seen anything, really. The theory is that in the occasion of sensory deprivation (excluding any senses we were born without or have existed without a long time), our brain will attempt to make sense of the nothingness and will make up experiences.

Every time I have a zombie dream I am always a badass, I guess my brain is just too used to the idea of me slaughtering thousands of them. They're not a scary concept to me anymore, especially after writing several papers on how their attributes reflect the fears of the society that birthed them (standard monster theory).


Also @Lux I've heard about that, though haven't had the time to do it yet. You can kind of do something similar by lightly pressing your eyeballs (whit the lids closed of course), within a second or two you'll start seeing fractals shapes and splotch's of color. Your phenomenon has to do with the fact that your brain hates not having information or answers to process, so when there isn't any it makes it the fuck up. The eyeball thing is you essentially sending random information to the brain (it's almost like short circuiting your optic nerves).

Last night: War of the Worlds + Evangelion + Hellsing + Voldemort.

Oh baby.

CaptainBaconMan said:

I used to do that sometimes as a kid. It's kind of neat the patterns that are produced. I don't recall it causing any hallucinations though.

Rakshiv, on 02 January 2012 - 03:22 PM, said:

It was the cat

I Had a dream last night that my sister and parents died, and I had to take care of myself and my sisters six kids. it was pretty nuts. they just tore the house apart and eventually I had to give em up to CPS.


oh, and it was all in Russian for some reason.

In my dream I was a girl, trying to find out how to disable levitation and telekinesis chips inside everyone's heads because people can be controlled through them (Deus Ex : HR, eh, brain). There were 8 of us who have modified our chips to block control from outside. After a lot of battles in the sky and a lot of talking, I tried to open the door to something important annnd the dream ended. Damn cliffhangers.

Theta wave activating music is cool. Helps you remember dreams etc.