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Pessimism disguised as realism. There's something to be said about "idiots who think they're smarter for being miserable."

OH MY GOD YESSSSSSSSSSSSSS

*Rubs hands together evilly*

This is gonna be fun...

-People who say "I could care less"

-People who stereotype me because I listen to metal

-Pessimists of the future. All I see in the future is the same bright shining ice cream sundae that the world always has been. Life fucking rocks. No nukes, no WWIII, just ice cream...

-First impressions, like what I'm trying to make now, to very little avail.

Rawrdinosaur, on 24 October 2011 - 04:01 AM, said:

This comment makes me sad.

Edit: oops, didn't notice how old this post was.

Jerk, on 21 November 2011 - 10:46 PM, said:

You're all going to die, there is no purpose to life!

This post has been edited by Moosack: 22 November 2011 - 11:38 PM

I hate it when someone starts an argument, then when the argument isn't going their way they get upset with you for starting the fight, when you didn't.

Just hypocritical stuff like that. :I

MintyFishbowl, on 22 November 2011 - 10:32 PM, said:

I could care less that you're an optimist and a metalfag.

I could, but it would be so fucking hard.

MintyFishbowl, on 22 November 2011 - 10:32 PM, said:

that is so not metal.

asdf, on 15 November 2011 - 01:18 AM, said:

i'm sorry, do we have a problem ASDF?

This post has been edited by Chris: 23 November 2011 - 12:17 AM

when you send a message to someone and you don't get one back

I mean, come on.... I put some effort out -le sigh-

Chris, on 23 November 2011 - 12:18 AM, said:

No, it's Ice Cream...

When people avoid the question or statement and just keep rambling on.

When someone who understands depression makes a big deal out of wanting to help people through it and MAKES you open up, then makes you feel bad about being depressed by what you're upset about with "oh yeah, well I have something worse" comments. Then makes you feel worse if you get mad at that by acting like a wounded puppy.

Also, when someone knows you have a paralyzing fear, like a panic attack inducing one, and keeps exposing you to the object of that fear because they think its funny.

nate, on 23 November 2011 - 04:42 AM, said:

What can you say? The misfortune of others is humorous to others. Some just go a little too far.
Really, if Lucy were in the real world, people would be pushing her into pools and rivers twenty-four-fucking-seven (if they didn't torture her enough for the whole "walking talking anthro cat" thing)

I know that, but it doesn't piss me off any less. I've had friends that have been present when such pranks caused me to flat out stop breathing. And then they do it again. Keep in mind these were my friends, I thought good friends, at the time.

Oh I have a pet peeve that might make people think I'm kind of a jerk but you know

I really really dislike it when people ask me to give them tips with how to be an artist

not because i don't want to help, but it's such an annoyingly vague subject and it seems really demanding to ask an artist to tell you their tools of the trade because you can't just come up with all the techniques and how you do your work! It's a process that takes places over a course of years, what should you say? I end up saying generic stuff like "practice practice practice" or "draw from life", but honestly, people have different ways to approach artwork. And it's like they don't understand that you really gotta work and experiment, and fail and make mistakes, and all that kind of stuff. And I can't really give help on how to make characters because of the same thing, the characters have existed for years. I know them off the top of my head because they've literally developed over a decade. So it's so hard, and it makes me feel inadequate and shitty and unable to really truly help them, and it just annoys me to no end.

I feel like a cheapskate to give the generic suggestions, but I feel that's all I can do, also I feel inadequate with the way I draw so I admittedly don't want them to take my advice because they could be better off googling for better artists with tutorials and such.

Taeshi, on 23 November 2011 - 10:47 AM, said:

"First, you pick up your pencil. Then you stab yourself in the eye because you'll never be as good as me, faggot."

BasketCase, on 23 November 2011 - 12:31 AM, said:

When I make her sad

Public. Displays. Of. Affection.
People who think that they are entitled to everything.
The person that thinks they know everything about anything.
Starbucks.
People who are in your face about religion.
People who try and FORCE their religion upon you.
People who act exactly like the stereotype given to them.
Textbook Douchebags.
Annoying people on Facebook.
People who log about 18 hours a day on Facebook and then get onto you about playing video games and not having a life.
Door to door girl scouts selling cookies.
People who take you seriously about EVERYTHING.
People who don't clean up after themselves.
Hipsters who deny that they are hipsters.
The guy at a concert that keeps yelling out song requests.
Tailgaters.
Everything about football, baseball, basketball, tennis, softball, wrestling and weight lifting.
The drunk guy at a concert.

And last but not least:
ANy social networking site such as Twitter and Facebook.

^^^^^^^^ crybaby nerd who refuses to socialize

BittersweetMike, on 23 November 2011 - 07:39 PM, said:

Hey bro, Hugging is awesome. Especially when you crush the other person's spine.

"The customer is always right"

The customer is a tool and a thief

So I thought about it and realized that I have A LOT of pet peeves, the main ones are:

1. When people refuse to give credit where credit is due (even just jokingly. I don't know why, I just HATE it when people do that)
2. When people point out that your grades are lower than theirs. Its just rude.
3. When people call you a mean names just because they want to hurt you.
4. When people judge Christians as being "judgey" as a whole. Or strongly stick to ANY stereotypes on any religion for that matter. Christianity is just the first that came to mind.
5. When people try to take other peoples friends away from them. It's happened to me more than a couple times, so for me its just NOT okay. EVER.
6. People who don't like other people just because they hang out with a certain group.

You can already tell exactly what kind of a person I am can't you? Sorry, just had to get my two cents in...

1. Then such and such not getting "his due credit" should quit being a pussy and speak the fuck up.
2. Stop getting shitty grades,
3. Faggot.
4. If the shoe fits.
5. Your friends aren't possessions. If they "leave you," they made a conscious decision to do so.
6. Unless they're Jews.

Jerk, on 15 January 2012 - 05:23 PM, said:

The only ones that I really feel I need to elaborate on here is 1&5. and that's because that's not the kind of thing I'm talking about.

1.I meant when just one person in a group of people refuses to acknowledge something you did right. If they did good then they did good.

5. I'm talking about people telling other people lies about you just so that they'll stop hanging around you. Even when you tell them it's not the truth you can't really ever restore the original friendship sometimes.

The others I'm fine with you trolling. I just wanted you to know that that's not what I meant.

This post has been edited by ScottTehGirl: 15 January 2012 - 08:05 PM

Then you should have said "slander." You phrased it as though they were objects that could be taken away from you. You could've also cut a lot of that list by just saying "insipid high school drama."

As for the other one, if someone in a group thinks you did a shit job on something, maybe you really did. Unless you know why he won't give you credit, one of you is just being petty.

Jerk, on 15 January 2012 - 08:06 PM, said:

Yeah sorry. I wasn't thinking super strait because I wrote that at like 3 in the morning. I should probably start waiting until day time to post stuff like that. when I'm well rested... Oh well. Live and learn I guess.

And you're right about the petty thing. I meant it that way, anyway.

This post has been edited by ScottTehGirl: 15 January 2012 - 08:18 PM

Uhhh let's see.

I'm a stickler for grammar and spelling. I am a serious grammar nazi.

I hate it when people fill my cup more than/less than %80 full. (it's a weird OCD)

I hate it when people don't brush their teeth. I mean come on. In turn, bad breath is the worst.

I hate it when people touch things on my desk. They're in a certain place for a reason.

If I think of any more, I'll let ya know.

I hate it when a retard skier unexpectedly stops in the middle of a hill right after making a sudden turn. ... He fuckin' deserved getting propelled 15 meters after an impact with my shoulder. I don't give a shit about the whole "People in front of you have priority" thing if the person in front of me happens to be asking to get fucked up the ass on the steepest slope on the mountain.

My pears (in real life) talking to me like I'm years younger than I am... Any one else have that problem?

The Swimmer, on 16 January 2012 - 02:17 AM, said:

Haha, I think we can all relate to that in driving.

Enigggma, on 29 January 2012 - 08:26 PM, said:

If your pears are talking to you then you've got more problems than having to face a condescending nature.

lol it's "Peers"

Dr. Klaus, on 29 January 2012 - 09:46 PM, said:

Hence why I made the joke. xD;;

I hate it when people try to paint being ignorant in a good light and having knowledge makes you a uncool somehow.
I know that's kind of cliche, the whole jocks versus nerds thing, it's usually not like that.

People try to brush off science as bullshit because they don't understand the difference between theories, hypotheses, laws, or even just plain observation. When asked or told something scientific they scoff as if they've been insulted. FUCK DAT SHIT BRA

It's wonderful when people read some scientific theory that they don't want to believe and are like "Oh but that's just a theory" when you can point out that, as far as science is concerned, the theory of gravity is just a theory as well.

Lux Aeterna, on 29 January 2012 - 09:29 PM, said:

Gads, someone kill me now!
I'm going to be kicking myself for MONTHS...

This post has been edited by Enigggma: 30 January 2012 - 12:26 AM

when people chide me for being lazy. If it's saturday, and I'm still in bed at 10 AM, I am not doing anything the rest of the day and you should learn to deal with that, Mom.

esalaka, on 30 January 2012 - 12:02 AM, said:

It's 'cause people don't know the actual definitions of the three. They assume a hypothesis turns into a theory which turns into a law.

I don't like racist people

I definitively don't like people nagging me constantly

I hate it when people repeat things that I heard them tell me like 10 min ago (whether a topic or a task)

Other than that, I just don't really care much.

It's annoying when you say something with slightly ambiguous wording and people around you pick apart your statement even though in context what you mean is obvious

Nate, you may not survive this forum...

When people pronounce "the" as "thee." And I'm not talking about when they use it for emphasis, I mean when they do it regularly. Irritated the CRAP out of me in first grade...

This post has been edited by Enigggma: 30 January 2012 - 01:49 AM

>People who try to sing a song just like the artist. Just sing, you will never sound like Lil Wayne.

>Shoplifters. Hell I'll buy the d_mn thing for you.

>People that yell/through things at me wile I'm walking down the street.

>People who are _ss-holes to random people they don't know just to make them feel bad.

>People who don't help others out. Are you to good to help someone less fortunate.

>Girls that HAVE to be on top the hole time... What the hell?

>People that think I'm furry when I read this comic on my phone at school. Why?

>Etc.

A peace of the list of things that annoy me. So... yeah..

This post has been edited by Buttered_Toast: 30 January 2012 - 04:52 AM

People who can't handle swearing on the internet.

^^^^^^^^^^^

Buttered_Toast, on 30 January 2012 - 04:50 AM, said:

don't deny it

I'm sure someone has said this before, but I can not fucking stand it when people put a question mark at the end of a statement. Allow me to fill everyone in on something: if you do this, you are a rude, arrogant, piece of shit.

And yeah, I know, everyone has done it. But I don't even fucking care. All I know is that if you do this, you should be lined against a wall and shot. Actually, no. That is too easy. You should be lined against dull spikes and beaten with guns until you bleed to death through your urethra.

>"What's your favorite color?"

>>"Um red?"

What a coincidence! The same color as your urine when I finish mutilating your genitalia.

Because I was supposed to FUCKING know that your favorite color is red. Where was I supposed to acquire this information? Oh, I guess I could just ask yo- OH WAIT A MINUTE. I CAN'T ASK SHIT WITHOUT GETTING SOME BRAINDEAD ABORTION OF A RESPONSE.

"Well, Meowth, I have all my information on my profile. If you weren't so lazy you could have just looked at the it, idiot."
"Well, RandomPieceOfShit. I have all my dicks in your mouth. If you weren't so lazy, I could just shove them into your throat and make you never utter another worthless word again, cunt."

Guess fucking what. I didn't think to check the information. Or maybe I didn't know that it was there. Maybe I was just making some fucking conversation. Fuck. I guess I am an idiot because I asked a simple question and you decided to make it look like I eat my food through a straw because the concept of utensils is too advanced.

>"Hey, have you ever done 'X'?"

>>"Um... yeah? Of course I've done 'X'? What a dumb question? I have to fucking talk like this because I'm a moron who can't type like a normal human being?"

Thank you for all the upward inflection. I ask one simple question and you need to be ruder than a Puerto Rican at any occasion. I think this world would be better off without people answering questions with these retarded pseudo-question stillborn responses.

And you know what else I fucking hate? One-Uppers. Those fucking cock-suckers who think "oh, this person is having trouble, allow me to help by out complaining him or engaging him in a depress-off."

>"I'm depressed."

>>"Yeah, I'm more depressed. You can stop talking now."

Or how about:

>"Oh man! I'm exhausted."

>>"Everyday I wake up, put 10 bullets in my head, drink a cup of poison, and contract AIDS. Also, my dad hates me and my mother beats me with a wrench. And you're fucking exhausted."

Keep fucking talking and I will make your tombstone read "strangulation by dick."


Oh man, and how could I forget those people who think their pain entitles them to be retarded.

>"My girlfriend broke up with me and I'm depressed."

>>"Stop being a pussy. Nobody cares. Some people here have REAL problems.

>"I'm depressed and don't know why."

>>"Pussy."

>"I'm so stressed! I have all of this homework and I just don't know what to do!"

>>"At least you have food to eat. THINK OF AFRICA."

How about you fucking think about investing in a gun and one bullet you subhuman, diarrhea-snorting, cock mongler.

Everybody feels things differently. Everybody has a different tolerance for pain. If someone is being a baby, politely tell them. That doesn't sound too hard.
No, of course that's too hard. You fucking whores need to mention Africa and insert your lives into the conversation. That's all dandy if you have a point, or you're relating to someone. Really, as long as you want to cheer them up. But who are you helping by being a greasy twat?
Is it that fucking hard NOT to be a complete fuck? Why can't people just grasp that most issues can be solved without becoming what I am in this post?

I fucking hate everyone.

This post has been edited by Meowth: 03 April 2012 - 09:06 AM

what a pussy

On the subject of complaining about being sad, it's pretty irritating to want to talk about your feelings/issues and having the person you're talking to revert it to only talking about themselves. I've had that occur to me so many times that I mentally label some people as "unapproachable" in that regard and choose to not open up to them. Because it very often ends up with them being like "Oh I totally understand, this is happening to me as well and it's really terrible"

and then I ask for them to expand upon their problem and so then it becomes ME trying to help them. Which is okay to a degree, but it makes me then think "Welp, I guess I'll continue being miserable or get a snuggle from souppy or sleep it off, it would be too vain and shitty of me to revert it back to myself"

It's understandable to use it as reference like "god I can feel you".. but then when it becomes more than that so it becomes a talk about your problem it's kind of a douchey thing to do?

(ha ha ha ha ha ha)

It's a habit that I see so often done by people that I try not to be hypocritical when I am approached with a problem. It's not easy to avoid, so I mean when it becomes specifically about the person.

Not a lot for me, but I think I have one.

-People who get off on others' pain. I just don't get it.

Probably my pet peeve is at one point I offered guitar lessons in my high school for various different reasons. (Mainly one of extra credit) Around 20 kids showed up to see our group play and then we would branch them off into what instrument they wanted to play. Bass, guitar, drums and keyboard. No one wanted to be a vocalist HAH! Anyway. I had around 4 kids with me and they were all around freshman and sophomore. We had 4 guitars in the room counting my own so we were good to go. This went on for about 2 weeks. 2 kids stopped coming after the first two days. The other two seemed pretty passionate about playing and I was glad to at least teach them what I knew to an extent. I'm not an amazing player but good enough to sound well.

Anyway, they would constantly ask me how to improve. Like the speed where they pick the strings, how to multi strum. Read tabs and sheet music. And most of the time I simply told them. "Do this drill, practice this pattern and speed it up when you can. Blah blah blah." Its during this time any student learning an instrument burns out. No one wants to practice, they just want to play music they view to be awesome and epic. And its so frustrating to see one give up after all the time you spent with them personally and just watch them toss out everything they learned.

One kid actually got pissy with me that I said it takes time for your hands to get use to a guitar. The skin on your fingers has to harden and form calluses to be able to play for long periods of time. But nope, to impatient

EDIT: I didn't really say what my pet peeve was. Just a story . Anyway, it's mainly when someone is "passionate" about something, then they realize how much time and hard work goes into it and they just give up.

This post has been edited by Leo-Inu: 03 April 2012 - 01:14 PM

People who use "lol" or "rofl" or "1337" or even "Epic" in vocal conversation.
It's the sure sign of an immature idiot.

Taeshi, on 03 April 2012 - 09:39 AM, said:

It's also understandable if you digress from the topic a second to elaborate because it's helpful sometimes to relate, tact is just knowing not to drag on long enough to hijack the topic.

Conversely, the people who can relate but presume you can't. You know the kind. "YOU DON'T KNOW HOW IT FEELS TO BE MEEEE."

Buttered_Toast, on 30 January 2012 - 04:50 AM, said:

That's why I don't like Michelle Akasaka.