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Are you ready Raxki!?
THIS IS OUR RAP BATTLE
I bring the fight like Lucy,
when I knock ya out, you'll see two, see?
I've got the skillz, the power, and the money.
YOU'D BETTER NOT LAUGH, THIS AIN'T FUNNY
I cut the club up like that V for Vendetta
I look X-Mas nice, like a red poinsettia.
Now the Bouncer keeps the line long, DJ replay that song
If you cross me, you'll end up all wrong.
Now it's your turn to bring the hurt,
C'mon, boy, show me how you work!
Do you have the skillz, the grace, the charm?
Bet you don't boy, put up your arms.
Raxki vs. Kaxbe Rap Battle THIS IS THE DUEL
- (nameless)
- *heavy sigh*
Member 
@Kaxbe: I declare Raxki the winner (yes, in advance)
- #4
- 06 December 2010 - 05:46 AM
ahem. cough cough. one moment. (spits a lugy)
do re me fa so la me do.
Ok,
Gaaaaaayyyyyy.
Thank you.
Now stop this or I spank you.
You arn't realy rappers
and I feel the need to shank you.
I can't stomach any more of this.
Now makeup and kiss,
bitch.
Ok,
do me la so fa me re do
hack, cough, I'm done here.
do re me fa so la me do.
Ok,
Gaaaaaayyyyyy.
Thank you.
Now stop this or I spank you.
You arn't realy rappers
and I feel the need to shank you.
I can't stomach any more of this.
Now makeup and kiss,
bitch.
Ok,
do me la so fa me re do
hack, cough, I'm done here.
- #5
- 06 December 2010 - 06:22 AM
- SkylineFaux
- Member
Rap battles. They're all the rage in our school/my generation. 
- #11
- 06 December 2010 - 01:21 PM
- Riff
- Member
*Ahem*
Kaxbe dearest its time to be schooled,
by the man with the plan and the master tool,
and plz dont cry when I give u detention,
reason was u werent paying attention,
now dont get mad plz im being sincere,
you will always be my sweet little dear.
And navi man wtf was that,
plz quit trying to sing a crappy rap,
no one has the time to pay attention,
cause everyone is always on a mission,
and i swear to god if i hear u say "Listen"
Ill teach u the meaning of bitchs be bitchen'
then theres our sweet little Raxbi,
whos probably eating at good ol' zaxbys,
but he needs to stop cause thanksgivin is over,
so he can read this rap and double over rover,
cause he can never be able to match me,
not a year,day, or in century at light speed,
Now that u all have been schooled,
I really need to run,
cause Taeshi hunting me,
with a big ass gun!
*gunshot*
Kaxbe dearest its time to be schooled,
by the man with the plan and the master tool,
and plz dont cry when I give u detention,
reason was u werent paying attention,
now dont get mad plz im being sincere,
you will always be my sweet little dear.
And navi man wtf was that,
plz quit trying to sing a crappy rap,
no one has the time to pay attention,
cause everyone is always on a mission,
and i swear to god if i hear u say "Listen"
Ill teach u the meaning of bitchs be bitchen'
then theres our sweet little Raxbi,
whos probably eating at good ol' zaxbys,
but he needs to stop cause thanksgivin is over,
so he can read this rap and double over rover,
cause he can never be able to match me,
not a year,day, or in century at light speed,
Now that u all have been schooled,
I really need to run,
cause Taeshi hunting me,
with a big ass gun!
*gunshot*
This post has been edited by Riff2580: 06 December 2010 - 02:44 PM
- #13
- 06 December 2010 - 02:42 PM
- Mister Nikel
- The Prosecution is always ready your honor.
Member 
Whoa! Kaxbe are you going to take dat shit fro' him? Show him some real rap!
- #15
- 06 December 2010 - 03:06 PM
- Kaxbe
- Member
I was originaly gonna wait for my oppenent (who's late),
But Riff, you went and wanted to complicate
this matter which was a duel between two men,
which is a pretty dick move, even now and then
However, it was good, so I have give your props,
but I have yet to assume if it was cream of the crop
so you better cultivate your harvest and pull out them weeds
because I'm anticipating some new rap plants to seed
As for navi, it's crappy, what you tried to do,
Riff sure did a world of hurt on you.
Rap isn't violent by nature, you played a stereotype.
This is what we get when posers wanna hype.
But Riff, you went and wanted to complicate
this matter which was a duel between two men,
which is a pretty dick move, even now and then
However, it was good, so I have give your props,
but I have yet to assume if it was cream of the crop
so you better cultivate your harvest and pull out them weeds
because I'm anticipating some new rap plants to seed
As for navi, it's crappy, what you tried to do,
Riff sure did a world of hurt on you.
Rap isn't violent by nature, you played a stereotype.
This is what we get when posers wanna hype.
- #17
- 06 December 2010 - 03:30 PM
I declare ILB to be the winner.
are we done acting stupid collectivly now?
It's not like one of you could stutter and lose.
This will just go on untill you get bored.
are we done acting stupid collectivly now?
It's not like one of you could stutter and lose.
This will just go on untill you get bored.
- #19
- 06 December 2010 - 05:50 PM
ILB already won whf.
His real last name is ever
and his real first name is greatest.
You lose, sorry.
His real last name is ever
and his real first name is greatest.
You lose, sorry.
- #24
- 06 December 2010 - 08:49 PM
Not quite...
and as such I lose!
i give my defeat to ILB.
He is such a great raper.
and as such I lose!
i give my defeat to ILB.
He is such a great raper.
- #26
- 06 December 2010 - 08:54 PM
Umm...You mean rapper?
- #28
- 06 December 2010 - 09:00 PM
I did not quote drake. I altered it suficiantly.
and my argument doen't need to be valid.
ILB just has to be great, and he is.
and my argument doen't need to be valid.
ILB just has to be great, and he is.
- #32
- 06 December 2010 - 09:05 PM
The troll scout has ILB's back.
Bring it bitch!
Bring it bitch!
- #36
- 06 December 2010 - 09:12 PM
I am no rapper, ILB is the king of rape.
ILB will never face you with his true power.
I can only copy a tiny fraction of his skills.
All hail the king.
ILB will never face you with his true power.
I can only copy a tiny fraction of his skills.
Quote
I am just waiting for lines with multiple rhymes. ^_^
All hail the king.
- #38
- 06 December 2010 - 09:26 PM
What are you talking about? No. not sarcasm.
I'm trolling WHF
I'm trolling WHF
- #40
- 06 December 2010 - 09:31 PM
What do you mean yes?
Calling all grammer nazis, we have a....infraction.
(I was shot suddenly for my incorect usage of an.)
Calling all grammer nazis, we have a....infraction.
(I was shot suddenly for my incorect usage of an.)
- #42
- 06 December 2010 - 11:50 PM
Thank you, Thank you, I'll be here when I'm bored.
and
I got you!
trololololo
(flashing neon lights.)
and
I got you!
trololololo
(flashing neon lights.)
- #45
- 07 December 2010 - 12:03 AM
I'm being over the top on perpose.
Ignore it and move on.
Ignore it and move on.
- #47
- 07 December 2010 - 12:18 AM
Grammar Radda Radda Grammar.
- #49
- 07 December 2010 - 12:35 AM
Yes, snooths. Make him think he is winning.
- #50
- 07 December 2010 - 12:35 AM