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The seed have been sprouted,
Theres no doubt about it,
that I will bring the game,
that will put u to shame.

Now I've got a mind that thinks and 2 hands with skillz,
and ill keep on poppin like they is vitamin pills,
while walking over u like jack and jill,
while they was climbing up a hill with a big ass pail,

now u may have won a battle but not the war,
for u havent seen the shit that I've got in store,
and we can keep on rapping till the day is done,
but just keep in mind "there can only be one"

Little men think they can fight ILB.

I'll just hand over the wand of bad idea suppreion over to apoc here.
That can't go wrong.

Wait what?

Sure, fight your way to the top, but you're all alone
When you're atop the summit, you're on your own.
So my proposition in this composition
is that me and you, we build a crew.

Now doubt you got skill, but our styles are diff'rent
Yet our rhymes and vocab are not conflictin'
So listen up, this is what we're gonna do,
you and me gonna make the first BCB forum rap group

This post has been edited by Kaxbe: 07 December 2010 - 02:21 PM

Now kaxbe man,that sounds like plan,
cause this war needs to end,
I've nearly ran out of words to ryhme,
that and im nearly out of time.*bell rings*

Hee~

The trouble with most rap rhymes is that they really do not rhyme so much at all. ^_^

And they suck.

ILB, on 07 December 2010 - 02:37 PM, said:

I believe in slant rhyme and free verse.

Apoc, on 07 December 2010 - 04:54 PM, said:

All you post is shit

This post has been edited by Kaxbe: 07 December 2010 - 08:12 PM

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Well, of course, you would have to, would you not. I mean, they exist so there is no reason to disbelieve them. ^_^

But really, rap is a style that relies heavily on rhyme, and often clever rhyme. Now, with some highly volatile tweaking of the pronunciation "diff'rent" may end similarly to "conflictin'", but it does not work as well in written form due to the oral nature of rap music.

The only good rapping is in gorillaz songs.

ILB, on 07 December 2010 - 08:20 PM, said:

To tell the truth, I agree. It's just awkward to reccord myself rapping because even though I know I can do it, I hate hearing myself do it.

Apoc, on 07 December 2010 - 08:33 PM, said:

You don't know what good rap really is.

This post has been edited by Kaxbe: 07 December 2010 - 08:48 PM

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Hee. Well, that is the very real problem, is it not. ^_^

ILB, on 07 December 2010 - 08:52 PM, said:

Yeah. Back when I was in a capella, I was one of the main people chosen for rapping in sonsg we did. I hated it when someone would video reccord me rapping.

Also, for some reason, black people make a real big deal out of Asians rapping

This post has been edited by Kaxbe: 07 December 2010 - 08:54 PM

I know you like that
You wanna try that
It's like a flashback
So shake your ass crack
I got the balls to
Rock your salsa
Funk the blues
Any groove to
Make you move cause
Taking you to
Another landscape
is my mandate
I'm highly animated even though I'm decomposing
So if your feet is frozen I'ma die to see you ropin'

That's actually one of my least favorite Gorillaz songs. I like the vid for it, though.

"Up on melancholy hill
There's a plastic tree
Are you here with me
Just looking out on the day
Of another dream

Well you can't get what you want
But you can get me
So let's head out to sea
'Cause you are my medicine
When you're close to me
When you're close to me

So call in the submarine
'round the world we'll go
Does anybody know
If we're looking out on the day
Of another dream

If you can't get what you want
Then come with me

Up on melancholy hill
Sits a manatee, love
Just looking out for the day
When you're close to me
When you're close to me

When you're close to me"

you cant beat this

I can beat it like a mule boy.

"I got my head checked
By a jumbo jet
It wasn't easy
But nothing is no
Woo hoo
When I feel heavy metal
Woo hoo
And I'm pins and I'm needles
Woo hoo
Well I lie and I'm easy
All of the time
But I'm never sure why
I need you
Pleased to meet you
I got my head done
When i was young
It's not my problem
It's not my problem
Woo hoo
When I feel heavy metal
Woo hoo
And I'm pins and I'm needles
Woo hoo
Well I lie and I'm easy
All of the time
But I'm never sure why
I need you
Pleased to meet you yeah yeah
Yeah yeah yeah yeah
Oh yeah"

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Tee hee~

That sounds odd. Why would they do that? ^_^

Ok guys heres what i got


Man, I'm gonna put an end to this game
and put you both to shame
It's L to tha A to tha RK
and you better remember the name
This whole thread was not suposed to be
Because all is but vanity
Now sit down, relax, and kick back
because i'm about to blow this out my crack
Thats right i'm flying by the seat of my pants
But even then yall don't stand a chance
Gab are you crazy
going and picking on Raxki
Over something as stupid as letters
man you should know better
He came in meaning no disrespect
But you come up and say "I Reject"
Man, get over it
and stop trying to start some shit
Befor i wanna punch you in the face
and have to put you in your place
Now Raxki's an ok fella
even though he could make his spelling betta
Now there was no need to go crashing his game
just because you didn't like the name
your names may look close
but we can tell the diferance between the posts
Now i'll ask that you stop ripping on Raxki
Befor i become violant, Kaxbe
Now riff i turn to you
even though your gonna join Kaxbe's crew
Man, you shouldn't have butted in
But i'm glad, because it let this begin
you showed up when you wern't needed
a warning you should of heeded
now your ryhmes are fly, i'll give you that
but man is your shit whack
so you better step back for my attack
just remember, when we're all out in the sun
it's lonely being number one
But after all this, if you want me to
hells ya man i join your crew
i know somes going "Larks trying to rap?"
"Man, his shit is crap!"
that ok, i try my best
and i'll put anyone to the test
But you should be amazed
you got me raping on this stage
now i got one thing left to say to you
peace out brothers, i'll see you soon

This post has been edited by Lark: 09 December 2010 - 01:56 AM

Damn Lark,That hurt man, that really hurt *sobs*

Oh well At least I tried to keep the rhyme,
And like I said I just didn't have the time,
that and I really dont care,
Cause Im'ma dance to this beat in mah underwear!

PEACE OUT! *hops of roof and flys into the light*

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pure lyrical genious...

You guys are doing it wrong! In rap battles you're supposed to insult each other's mommas! and keeping in theme, of course.

As such:
Your momma's so fat that if she'd fallen from the bridge in Search and Rescue she'd have gotten stuck in between the cliff edges!

Wrong answer: "That's not fair, it's glandular!"
Right answer: "Well your momma's so ugly that even if she was Mike, Lucy wouldn't love her!"

Written rap battles aren't fun,
you gotta do a video, or an mp3 to make it good!

I am not a rap person, I would do better at normal songs.

I may not be the worst and I may not be the first
but I'm siting here, dolling shit, quenching your thirst
and you open your mouth and leave it till your gonna burst.
Sometime I find myself wondering if this place is cursed.
When you look in your eyes burn and your stumach turns
while we seriosly talk about cactus as spirm.
but you keep coming back for more and when your gone you yurn.
It's a drug. It's a curse. It's a cursed cursed drug, sure
but you don't care about that, you eat your shit fix and puur.
It's the greatest fix on the internet and it's free to the hord.
If we had to pay for it would we become whores?
Yup!
and like real whores we've got haters for sure.
Who could blame them when they look in and the siren is blarring to warn.

IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIt's
an RFC in the RC!
cause and RFC shortend is the RC
it's good with me!
Getting furry!
cause dat ass is better with a flufy covering!
Hold on just a scond what is that sound?
It's a furry in your ass wigglin' around!
Stuff's getting hotter,
you know what's goen' down!
cause I'd rather have a boner
than a judgmental frouwn!

but that's for when were finished groping whatevers round.
A bit of self deprication to keep our furry selfes down.
It isn't supposed to mean that we are going to go one till we spout
and say
GUAGUGEY!
So we can talk about the ejaculating turkey joke, always making us prowd.
We should be suprised that there isn't a crowd
who shouts mean things at us really loud.
WAIT! There is!
NCN and some others shake there fists from a cloud.
They look at us crawling around on the ground.
and complain at us for shitting all around.
In a moment of humor I make a big sound.
SHIT!
But they just tell me it's redundant like I don't already know.
Like I don't ever learn, Like it's not all a show.
Because we are all here becuse people elsewhere are having a cow
and who wants to watch a cow being born from a human.

This post has been edited by navi: 14 December 2010 - 11:31 PM

I like to eat teh cake.

This is a REAL rapper's battle:

I'm a lumber jack and I'm ok,

Kaxbes pretty cool!
But raxkis actin' like a fool...
This battle is a shame.
It's lame when there ain't no game!
Raxkis the one to blame.

Stop reviving dead threads!

May God have mercy

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This post has been edited by Codysseus: 30 January 2012 - 05:10 AM

more dissapointing than Duke Nukem Forever?! NO WAY!

stop reviving shitty old threads you imbecilic plebeian.

Well stop keeping them alive!
(I'm aware that this makes a hypocrite, but I'm fine with that.)

If you tell him to look for old threads before posting a new topic you can't then tell him not to revive old threads.