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Good, Bad, & worse

Bad: The experiment fails. You're fucking dead.
  • #1701

Worse: You die because JD accidently put in the Christmas turkey instead of the donor brain.
  • #1702

He would >_>

Good: Through some plothole, they manage to revive you!
  • #1703

Bad: The plothole is so big it may create a paradox.
  • #1704

Worse: You touched yourself as a baby while trying to save Pete Tyler, so the Reapers try to eat you.

This post has been edited by Sparkfur: 25 December 2011 - 07:25 PM

  • #1705

Good: You are a good boy and go to a church to ask to be protected.

This post has been edited by iRussisch: 25 December 2011 - 07:27 PM

  • #1706

Bad: You went to the Church of Scientology.
  • #1707

Worse: The Reapers get in anyway.
  • #1708

Good: You kill dem reapers. Dead like.
  • #1709

Bad: The final reaper killed you as you killed it in a surprisingly epic standoff.
  • #1710

Worse: You are pulled into the void and the void closes in on you leaving you in a a place between worlds and ideas.

(You guys get stuck in a rut a lot .-.)
  • #1711

Good: In this realm between worlds and ideas you become its god and create a universe.
  • #1712

Bad: the same thing happens like it does here on earth, people stop believing in you and disregard that you exist, destroying where they live in the process.
  • #1713

Worse: You're the hero Gotham deserves, but you cant help them!
  • #1714

Good: You got a new kitten!
  • #1715

bad: its mean and breaks everything in your house
  • #1716

Worse: One of the things it breaks is your internet modem.
  • #1717

Good: everything has minor damage and is easily fixed, and you exchange your monster kitten for this one:


This post has been edited by Carcharocles: 26 December 2011 - 12:54 AM

  • #1718

Bad: People begin camping outside your house to stalk the cat.
  • #1719

Worse: The cat is incredibly clumsy and ends up breaking your modem again.

(Modem, isn't that really old?)
  • #1720

Good: You sell the cat for a Billion Dollars.
  • #1721

Bad: Money can never bring the same happiness that the cat could, you are now sad and lonely. Also you haven't learned the true meaning of happiness.
  • #1722

Worse: You become a major annoyance to others due to your constant depression.

This post has been edited by Mikanada: 28 December 2011 - 02:53 AM

  • #1723

good: in your depression, you find the meaning of life
  • #1724

Bad: In pondering the meaning of life you are put on trial for which craft due to thinking agents the church in mid evil ages.

This post has been edited by iRussisch: 28 December 2011 - 03:33 AM

  • #1725

Worse: While being tortured they do that thing where they put you under a flat wooden board and pile rocks on top one at a time. You are crushed to death quite painfully.

This post has been edited by Nik: 28 December 2011 - 03:36 AM

  • #1726

Good: Chuck Norris manages to rescue you before you die.
  • #1727

bad: in your intense pain, you forgot the meaning of life and now cannot share your knowlege with the world
  • #1728

Worse: Chuck only saved you to learn the meaning of life. Enraged at your forgetting he puts you back under the board and rocks.
  • #1729

Good: You die and become God for some reason.
  • #1730

Bad: You're the god of a shit hole
  • #1731

Worse: The people of shit hole all hate you.
  • #1732

  • Giygas
  • Stupid protesters should have just kept their dumb asses home. Stupid fuckers
    Member
Good: You bury them all in shit.
  • #1733

Bad: it's all a dream EXCEPT for the people hating you part
  • #1734

Worse: You were dream walking and threw some shit at a lot of people.
  • #1735

Good: They were all part dung beetle and at all the shit.
  • #1736

Bad: They've took over the Earth and you are now their slave.
  • #1737

  • ILB
  • secretly a man :smirk:
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The worst thing, though, is the fact that they are tired of being dung beetles, and thus have turned you into a dung human to do all the rolling for them. :)
  • #1738

Good: You have found your calling in life and have finally achieved true happiness. Rolling shit is the shit for you 8-)
  • #1739

Bad: you get run over by a katamari, and get turned into a star for the king of cosmos
  • #1740

Worse: You randomly collapse on yourself. The sudden collapse of your massive star-body forms a black hole that swallows the earth.

This post has been edited by Carcharocles: 28 December 2011 - 05:14 PM

  • #1741

Good: Earth was kinda a sucky place right? Screw the earth. >:(
  • #1742

Bad: There were people who were not sucky on the Earth. And kittens. Those poor kittens...
  • #1743

Worse: Kittens are now extinct due to your actions
  • #1744

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