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Good, Bad, & worse

Bad: The experiment fails. You're fucking dead.
  • #1701
  • 25 December 2011 - 07:19 PM
Worse: You die because JD accidently put in the Christmas turkey instead of the donor brain.
  • #1702
  • 25 December 2011 - 07:21 PM
He would >_>

Good: Through some plothole, they manage to revive you!
  • #1703
  • 25 December 2011 - 07:22 PM
Bad: The plothole is so big it may create a paradox.
  • #1704
  • 25 December 2011 - 07:24 PM
Worse: You touched yourself as a baby while trying to save Pete Tyler, so the Reapers try to eat you.

This post has been edited by Sparkfur: 25 December 2011 - 07:25 PM

  • #1705
  • 25 December 2011 - 07:25 PM
Good: You are a good boy and go to a church to ask to be protected.

This post has been edited by iRussisch: 25 December 2011 - 07:27 PM

  • #1706
  • 25 December 2011 - 07:26 PM
Bad: You went to the Church of Scientology.
  • #1707
  • 25 December 2011 - 07:29 PM
Worse: The Reapers get in anyway.
  • #1708
  • 25 December 2011 - 07:32 PM
Good: You kill dem reapers. Dead like.
  • #1709
  • 25 December 2011 - 07:39 PM
Bad: The final reaper killed you as you killed it in a surprisingly epic standoff.
  • #1710
  • 25 December 2011 - 07:42 PM
Worse: You are pulled into the void and the void closes in on you leaving you in a a place between worlds and ideas.

(You guys get stuck in a rut a lot .-.)
  • #1711
  • 25 December 2011 - 07:43 PM
Good: In this realm between worlds and ideas you become its god and create a universe.
  • #1712
  • 25 December 2011 - 07:54 PM
Bad: the same thing happens like it does here on earth, people stop believing in you and disregard that you exist, destroying where they live in the process.
  • #1713
  • 25 December 2011 - 08:09 PM
Worse: You're the hero Gotham deserves, but you cant help them!
  • #1714
  • 25 December 2011 - 08:13 PM
Good: You got a new kitten!
  • #1715
  • 25 December 2011 - 11:31 PM
bad: its mean and breaks everything in your house
  • #1716
  • 25 December 2011 - 11:37 PM
Worse: One of the things it breaks is your internet modem.
  • #1717
  • 26 December 2011 - 12:44 AM
Good: everything has minor damage and is easily fixed, and you exchange your monster kitten for this one:


This post has been edited by Carcharocles: 26 December 2011 - 12:54 AM

  • #1718
  • 26 December 2011 - 12:53 AM
Bad: People begin camping outside your house to stalk the cat.
  • #1719
  • 26 December 2011 - 12:56 AM
Worse: The cat is incredibly clumsy and ends up breaking your modem again.

(Modem, isn't that really old?)
  • #1720
  • 26 December 2011 - 01:02 AM
Good: You sell the cat for a Billion Dollars.
  • #1721
  • 28 December 2011 - 02:21 AM
Bad: Money can never bring the same happiness that the cat could, you are now sad and lonely. Also you haven't learned the true meaning of happiness.
  • #1722
  • 28 December 2011 - 02:42 AM
Worse: You become a major annoyance to others due to your constant depression.

This post has been edited by Mikanada: 28 December 2011 - 02:53 AM

  • #1723
  • 28 December 2011 - 02:50 AM
good: in your depression, you find the meaning of life
  • #1724
  • 28 December 2011 - 03:32 AM
Bad: In pondering the meaning of life you are put on trial for which craft due to thinking agents the church in mid evil ages.

This post has been edited by iRussisch: 28 December 2011 - 03:33 AM

  • #1725
  • 28 December 2011 - 03:33 AM
Worse: While being tortured they do that thing where they put you under a flat wooden board and pile rocks on top one at a time. You are crushed to death quite painfully.

This post has been edited by Nik: 28 December 2011 - 03:36 AM

  • #1726
  • 28 December 2011 - 03:34 AM
Good: Chuck Norris manages to rescue you before you die.
  • #1727
  • 28 December 2011 - 04:46 AM
bad: in your intense pain, you forgot the meaning of life and now cannot share your knowlege with the world
  • #1728
  • 28 December 2011 - 04:52 AM
Worse: Chuck only saved you to learn the meaning of life. Enraged at your forgetting he puts you back under the board and rocks.
  • #1729
  • 28 December 2011 - 04:56 AM
Good: You die and become God for some reason.
  • #1730
  • 28 December 2011 - 05:24 AM
Bad: You're the god of a shit hole
  • #1731
  • 28 December 2011 - 05:25 AM
Worse: The people of shit hole all hate you.
  • #1732
  • 28 December 2011 - 05:28 AM
  • Giygas
  • Stupid protesters should have just kept their dumb asses home. Stupid fuckers
    Member
Good: You bury them all in shit.
  • #1733
  • 28 December 2011 - 05:38 AM
Bad: it's all a dream EXCEPT for the people hating you part
  • #1734
  • 28 December 2011 - 05:43 AM
Worse: You were dream walking and threw some shit at a lot of people.
  • #1735
  • 28 December 2011 - 05:56 AM
Good: They were all part dung beetle and at all the shit.
  • #1736
  • 28 December 2011 - 08:48 AM
Bad: They've took over the Earth and you are now their slave.
  • #1737
  • 28 December 2011 - 10:00 AM
  • ILB
  • secretly a man :smirk:
    Member
The worst thing, though, is the fact that they are tired of being dung beetles, and thus have turned you into a dung human to do all the rolling for them. :)
  • #1738
  • 28 December 2011 - 03:09 PM
Good: You have found your calling in life and have finally achieved true happiness. Rolling shit is the shit for you 8-)
  • #1739
  • 28 December 2011 - 04:56 PM
Bad: you get run over by a katamari, and get turned into a star for the king of cosmos
  • #1740
  • 28 December 2011 - 04:59 PM
Worse: You randomly collapse on yourself. The sudden collapse of your massive star-body forms a black hole that swallows the earth.

This post has been edited by Carcharocles: 28 December 2011 - 05:14 PM

  • #1741
  • 28 December 2011 - 05:01 PM
Good: Earth was kinda a sucky place right? Screw the earth. >:(
  • #1742
  • 28 December 2011 - 07:05 PM
Bad: There were people who were not sucky on the Earth. And kittens. Those poor kittens...
  • #1743
  • 28 December 2011 - 07:17 PM
Worse: Kittens are now extinct due to your actions
  • #1744
  • 28 December 2011 - 07:23 PM
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