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Are you going to die young?

Poll: Are you going to die young? (49 member(s) have cast votes)

Are you going to die young?

  1. Probably (25 votes [51.02%] - View)

    Percentage of vote: 51.02%

  2. Doubt it (24 votes [48.98%] - View)

    Percentage of vote: 48.98%

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  • Meowth
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Why or why not?
  • #1
  • 12 September 2011 - 08:48 PM
I used to hope I'd die before I got old but these days...
But who really knows right?
Unless you got terminal cancer or something...
  • #2
  • 12 September 2011 - 08:50 PM
Probably, because I don't expect it.
  • #3
  • 12 September 2011 - 08:50 PM
I'm kinda in the middle. If I die, it will most likely be from suicide, or pure stupidity.
The highest way for me to die would be Parkour.
I don't really want to die at a young age.

This post has been edited by asdf: 12 September 2011 - 08:51 PM

  • #4
  • 12 September 2011 - 08:50 PM
Proably, I'm not really doing anything life threatening currently but I'm going to join the airforce and... I just know something will go wrong at somepoint. I always thought I would die young for some reason. I guess I'm kind of hoping to actualy, it means I'd never have to take on responsibility..
  • #5
  • 12 September 2011 - 08:52 PM
"Death knows not your name, your race, your creed, your deeds. It only has a wordless purpose of ending what our perception sees as existance"

I heard this somewhere and can't for the life of me remember where, but i think it about sums it up.
  • #6
  • 12 September 2011 - 08:53 PM
According to my psychology teacher, no. Not from CHD anyway. S'cause i'm a chill bro 8-)
  • #7
  • 12 September 2011 - 10:20 PM

View PostTheBellBoy, on 12 September 2011 - 08:50 PM, said:

I used to hope I'd die before I got old but these days...

Muh muh muh my generation.

I am ready for the embrace of Xenu and whatever other equally silly concepts of higher being you chimps worship.
  • #8
  • 12 September 2011 - 11:56 PM
Only the good die young.
  • #9
  • 13 September 2011 - 12:41 AM
I don't want to die young.

I envisage that I'm going to get skin cancer though.
  • #10
  • 13 September 2011 - 12:42 AM
I'm going to live forever.
  • #11
  • 13 September 2011 - 01:09 AM

View PostMurderer, on 13 September 2011 - 01:09 AM, said:

I'm going to live forever.


Forever young? Do you really want to live forever?
  • #12
  • 13 September 2011 - 01:12 AM

View PostCodysseus, on 13 September 2011 - 01:12 AM, said:

View PostMurderer, on 13 September 2011 - 01:09 AM, said:

I'm going to live forever.


Forever young? Do you really want to live forever?


Leave me alone, I don't want to die.

This post has been edited by Murderer: 18 September 2011 - 07:45 PM

  • #13
  • 13 September 2011 - 01:13 AM

View PostCodysseus, on 13 September 2011 - 01:12 AM, said:

View PostMurderer, on 13 September 2011 - 01:09 AM, said:

I'm going to live forever.


Forever young? Do you really want to live forever?



  • #14
  • 13 September 2011 - 01:18 AM
I love that song :)
  • #15
  • 13 September 2011 - 01:34 AM
I'm going to die old, even if I die now. But I do want my innocence back, and if someone refuses to pacify me I will~ (That's getting off topic...)

These old young bones... Hehehe...

Nostalgia makes me feel young and old, and it's my drug. It brings me joy while killing me slowly, so I'll probably die... Let's see... 72, 63, 75, or 84/85 years... Not that long. I could probably increase my life span by about three or four years... Five or six years in place of three if I don't have sex, which is completely missing a major part of life...

View PostMurderer, on 13 September 2011 - 01:09 AM, said:

I'm going to live forever.

Ummm... This world is going to go boom-boom after a while. You sure you wanna live through that pain and suffering and misery...

This post has been edited by DMLD96: 13 September 2011 - 08:07 AM

  • #16
  • 13 September 2011 - 08:05 AM
  • Chris
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live fast, die young, and leave a good looking corpse.
  • #17
  • 13 September 2011 - 08:17 AM
Excuse me DMLD, but since when does a lack of sex increase your lifespan? I was under the impression that sex has a lot of health benefits.

I have the genes for a long life, going to enjoy every day of it...or at least I won't dislike it.

This post has been edited by matty_batty0: 13 September 2011 - 08:48 AM

  • #18
  • 13 September 2011 - 08:45 AM
live slow, die old and leave a lonely and ugly corpse

Maybe things will chance during the following years :x
  • #19
  • 13 September 2011 - 08:52 AM
I hurt myself a lot, I'm too big so something's always in the way. I can see that eventually leading to an early demise.
  • #20
  • 13 September 2011 - 12:44 PM
I hope to die at least in my 50's, because that's old enough to have lived my life and when health problems will probably start to show up D:
On the other hand, is quite possible for me to die young, probably from malnutrition.
  • #21
  • 13 September 2011 - 02:47 PM
I have a genetic predisposition for several varieties of cancer (only had skin cancer so far), diabetes, high cholesterol, and heart disease. I also have bipolar depression, a history of psychosis, and now I might have parkinson's (I'm showing early signs of parkinsonism with currently unknown cause)

I honestly don't expect to make it much past 40, but if I can make it to technological singularity, we'll all be almost immortal, so I can hope.
  • #22
  • 14 September 2011 - 12:20 AM
I cant see myself getting too old
I always figured Id be hit by a bus or mugged and shot to death before I reach 30 for some reason :nope:

Plus my moms side of the family has a lot of medical problems, whereas my dads side doesnt, so I have a 50-50 chance of ending up healthy and living long or getting some serious disease or illness and dying
  • #23
  • 14 September 2011 - 12:29 AM

View PostKaizy, on 14 September 2011 - 12:29 AM, said:

I always figured Id be hit by a bus or mugged and shot to death before I reach 30 for some reason :nope:


The mugging part my worst fear. I've acted this scenario in my head many times and thought about how I would survive it. I don't want to die young ._.
  • #24
  • 14 September 2011 - 12:39 AM
I honestly doubt it. I've got a long life ahead of me, and just so long as I'm smart about how I live it, I don't see why that should change.
  • #25
  • 14 September 2011 - 12:44 AM

View PostSmash Genesis, on 14 September 2011 - 12:44 AM, said:

I honestly doubt it. I've got a long life ahead of me, and just so long as I'm smart about how I live it, I don't see why that should change.


Ooh, the DM just rolled 100 20's in a row. You die by a random meteor.
  • #26
  • 14 September 2011 - 01:06 AM
  • Chris
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in all seriousness my parents have smoked all my life, always around me so I expect some sort of lung related illness to put me down or at the very least take significant years off of my life.

secondhand is bad children.
there are many things that might kill me, even myself, so I see no reason to fret over it and I just try to live my life as well as I can.
  • #27
  • 14 September 2011 - 02:30 AM
  • Lycan
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I seriously doubt it.

I live safely and lead a boring life. I exercise a little and avoid doing stuff that can hurt my body (and mind).
  • #28
  • 14 September 2011 - 02:36 AM
I would'nt be suprised. Life can be a bitch like that.


  • #29
  • 14 September 2011 - 02:37 AM

View PostLycan, on 14 September 2011 - 02:36 AM, said:

I seriously doubt it.

I live safely and lead a boring life. I exercise a little and avoid doing stuff that can hurt my body (and mind).


You might be at risk for Deep Vein Thrombosis or Pulmonary Embolism. You should consider coumadin if considering a future of being sedentary.
  • #30
  • 14 September 2011 - 02:40 AM
most likely i'll get stabbed with a broken bottle, for some silly reason
  • #31
  • 14 September 2011 - 06:39 AM

View Postmatty_batty0, on 13 September 2011 - 08:45 AM, said:

Excuse me DMLD, but since when does a lack of sex increase your lifespan?

I mean kids and stress, 'cuz I do want kids. Sex does have benefits, but I remember my teach of Bio saying something about it... Like two years and two months would be gained if I sustained from sex according to his calculations. (He took in factors of my sex partners, sex life, weight, the amount I smoke, the time I spend around smokers, DOB, alcohol consumption, so forth...)

Let's see... Holy shit... It just smacked me that my mom is 57...

That'd be cool if I lived to like... April 30 2083. Why that day?... I don't know...
  • #32
  • 14 September 2011 - 10:27 AM
DMLD that's why you go buy conDAMS!
Or any other use of protection.
  • #33
  • 14 September 2011 - 11:26 AM
  • ILB
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I expect I will find out one day. ^_^

Then again, unless you compare me to Jeanne Calment, I really am not that young any more. Oh well.
  • #34
  • 14 September 2011 - 08:08 PM
probably. I haven't done anything really stupid yet, so I figure it's building up to something epic that will lead to my demise... or I'll have a heart attack
  • #35
  • 15 September 2011 - 02:02 AM
Chewy, if that's how it worked, I'm gonna live forever
  • #36
  • 15 September 2011 - 02:04 AM

View PostReyOzymandias, on 15 September 2011 - 02:04 AM, said:

Chewy, if that's how it worked, I'm gonna live forever

I never thought of it in reverse XD
  • #37
  • 15 September 2011 - 02:07 AM
I live a reasonably safe and healthy lifestyle, so I anticipate many more years of physics to come! :D

If I do die soon though, it's been a still heck of a ride.
  • #38
  • 15 September 2011 - 04:31 AM
There's a lot of things that I want to do, but if I do die young... I'm not suicidal so it'll probably be by a beach/water related accident, it can be from drowning to getting eaten by a saltwater crocodile. If it's health issues, I might die from something related to low blood pressure.
  • #39
  • 15 September 2011 - 04:43 AM
I wonder how will I die. Will I go out with a bang (from the nail of justice!) or die in my sleep, or heart attack...?
  • #40
  • 15 September 2011 - 08:43 AM
I don't think we are too concerned about how it happens, DMLD. Just concerned about the time frame.
  • #41
  • 15 September 2011 - 01:47 PM
Heck no. Im going to live to be at least 78.
  • #42
  • 15 September 2011 - 02:10 PM
I hope not, but due to my current situations, habits in both eating and working out and stress. I probably will.
  • #43
  • 15 September 2011 - 09:46 PM
This is the closest thing I could find to a general health thread, so I'll necro it for the sake of not making another thread. Apologies in advance if this offends somebody.

So, uh, yeah. I don't have a very healthy lifestyle, I don't moderate what I eat or drink, and I had blood in my stool today :(

That's probably not a good sign.
  • #44
  • 06 February 2012 - 12:28 AM
  • Meowth
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You should go to the doctor when you find blood in anything that doesn't normally have it.
  • #45
  • 06 February 2012 - 01:06 AM
Nah Before I die I want to be fucking mature damn it.
That way I can look at the stupidity I did and think "What the fuck was I thinking??"
  • #46
  • 06 February 2012 - 02:08 AM

View PostTechno, on 06 February 2012 - 02:08 AM, said:

Nah Before I die I want to be fucking mature damn it.
That way I can look at the stupidity I did and think "What the fuck was I thinking??"

Oh pssha, maturity is for the elderly who can't afford to be immature without risking death. :smirk:
  • #47
  • 06 February 2012 - 02:12 AM
  • Craft aids
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I will either die at the age of 80 when the fat in my heart runs out because I am inexplicably lightweight even though I eat a ton or my body will learn how to make fat when I hit 28 and I will die at 96 like everyone in my family after a lifetime of slowly improving my ability to create music, pictures, storys, and programs. I will not die young, I think.


The elderly have no reason to be mature. When you are 90 you don't have to give a shit about anything. Fuck your car, I just slamed my door into it. I have more insureance then you bitch. I just shit myself in a walmart. You can't prove anything. I am spending 20 minutes looking for my credit card in my purse and holding up the line. If you try to help I will acuse you of being a theif. Don't argue with me, it doesn't matter if I am wrong because you can't convince me.

This post has been edited by Craft aids: 06 February 2012 - 02:21 AM

  • #48
  • 06 February 2012 - 02:16 AM
My life expectancy is only 36-38ish if I'm lm lucky, 30 if I'm not, say the doctors. I've got tumors and a heart condition, so young is when i'll die, there are things I want to do, but I probably won't get to them. We'll see eh?
  • #49
  • 06 February 2012 - 04:31 AM

View PostCraft aids, on 06 February 2012 - 02:16 AM, said:

I will either die at the age of 80 when the fat in my heart runs out because I am inexplicably lightweight even though I eat a ton or my body will learn how to make fat when I hit 28 and I will die at 96 like everyone in my family after a lifetime of slowly improving my ability to create music, pictures, storys, and programs. I will not die young, I think.


The elderly have no reason to be mature. When you are 90 you don't have to give a shit about anything. Fuck your car, I just slamed my door into it. I have more insureance then you bitch. I just shit myself in a walmart. You can't prove anything. I am spending 20 minutes looking for my credit card in my purse and holding up the line. If you try to help I will acuse you of being a theif. Don't argue with me, it doesn't matter if I am wrong because you can't convince me.


I don't know how you expect to live to be 96 with your Alzheimer's already setting in.
  • #50
  • 06 February 2012 - 04:51 AM
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