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Flirt With The Person Above You

Make them feel aroused by your post.
  • #1

Wait what

Well since you're a guy I can't be accused of cheating

So did it hurt? When you fell from Heaven?
  • #2

  • Meowth
  • Please go easy on me. I don't like critique. Or my title.
    Member
Do you have a map? I'm getting lose in your eyes.
  • #3

Ay girl, lemme pee in yo butt.

(I'm so smooth 8-) )
  • #4

Do you wanna do you? I'd do you.
  • #5

You know, I'm an angel.

Do you have a bit of angel inside of you?

No?

Would you like too? ;)

This post has been edited by asdf: 19 October 2011 - 01:10 AM

  • #6

i got a messege from god saying he is missing an angel. he described your perfect face. I told him that beautifull angel is lost in my heart. :-*


(that worked great on my ex 8-) )
  • #7

I am going to pound your asshole until you cough blood and semen.
  • #8

I'm hot, get at me.
  • #9

Come give me kitten oral, baby ;)
  • #10

My favorite pairing is MexYou :-*
  • #11

This the best thread ever.

Your pants would look great on my floor
  • #12

I wish I was your derivative so I could lay tangent to your curves.
  • #13

My dick would look great in your mouth.
  • #14

I forgot my phone number. Can I have yours?
  • #15

The only thing keeping me out of your pants is this restraining order
  • #16

I have the F the C and the K all I need is U
  • #17

If it weren't for these clothes, we'd be naked right now. ;)
  • #18

I'm going to scoop out your eye and ejaculate inside your orbital socket, then every time you cry semen you'll think of me.
  • #19

Apparently I need a snack, so I'll just "eat" you. ;)
  • #20

You must be tired, because you've been running in my mind all day. :)
  • #21

I must be in heaven because you're an angel.
  • #22

Posted Image
:-* Too bad you liked it :-*

This post has been edited by asdf: 19 October 2011 - 03:35 AM

  • #23

Wanna play house? You can be the door and i'll slam ya :-*
  • #24

Don't think of it as a hand job. Think of it as a hand vacation.
  • #25

Wanna play the rape game?
No?
That's the spirit!
or
You do?
Well, regular sex is fine I guess.
  • #26

Jerkface.
  • #27

Is that a mirror in your pocket, cuz I can see myself in your pants. :-*
  • #28

If you were words on a page babe, you would be FINE PRINT. 8-)
  • #29

my magic watch says you're not wearing any pantys
oh, you are? hmm, it must be an hour fast ;)
  • #30

Hey bby
I came
  • #31

Posted Image
  • #32

^that made me bend over in laughter. literally.
Now I'm gunna bend you over :nope:
  • #33

"Hey Babe, I have something important to say:

f[x_]:=(x^(1/3))^2+(1-x^2)^(1/2)
g[x_]:=x^(2/3)-(1-x^2)^(1/2)
a=Plot[f[x],{x,-1,1},AspectRatio->1]
b=Plot[g[x],{x,-1,1},AspectRatio->1]
Show[a,b]
"

"What is that!?"
Spoiler

"This is love, baby-

This post has been edited by Volgrand: 19 October 2011 - 09:20 AM

  • #34

I want you inside of me.
  • #35

Lets take a walk on the wild side :-*
  • #36

I hope you like rough sex, because that's what you're getting when the Rohypnol you just drank kicks in.
  • #37

  • SushiJaguar
  • Internet Tough Guy<br>P.S. I roleplay as a medieval furry
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You, me, a ravenous horde of zombies, and a shack in the woods.
  • #38

You're so hot you make the sun envious.
  • #39

Can I stick my pole into your cave?
  • #40

There's a trial in my pants and you've been summoned.
  • #41

Face down, ass up, that's the way we like to fuck leave you while the rest of the guys wait for their turn.
  • #42

Your parents must be assholes cuz your the shit.
  • #43

Man: want to dance?
Woman: not with you
Man: oh you misheard me. I said you look fat in those pants.
  • #44

Sex is evil, evil is sin, sin is forgiven, so let's begin.
  • #45

I'm going to have sex with you tonight, so... you might as well be there.
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  • #47

I'm going to ram my manhood down your throat and bust directly into your lungs, then every time you cough up semen you'll think of me.

This post has been edited by Jorje: 20 October 2011 - 03:43 AM

  • #48

Want some candy?
  • #49

*walks up with guitar*

My g-string broke. Can I use yours?
  • #50

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