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Make them feel aroused by your post.
Flirt With The Person Above You
- #1
- 18 October 2011 - 10:37 PM
- Lux Aeterna
- Member
Wait what
Well since you're a guy I can't be accused of cheating
So did it hurt? When you fell from Heaven?
Well since you're a guy I can't be accused of cheating
So did it hurt? When you fell from Heaven?
- #2
- 18 October 2011 - 11:17 PM
- Bobtheflyingmonkey
- Member
Ay girl, lemme pee in yo butt.
(I'm so smooth
)
(I'm so smooth
)
- #4
- 18 October 2011 - 11:54 PM
Do you wanna do you? I'd do you.
- #5
- 19 October 2011 - 01:06 AM
- star adder
- Member
i got a messege from god saying he is missing an angel. he described your perfect face. I told him that beautifull angel is lost in my heart. 
(that worked great on my ex )
(that worked great on my ex
)
- #7
- 19 October 2011 - 01:37 AM
I'm hot, get at me.
- #9
- 19 October 2011 - 02:40 AM
My favorite pairing is MexYou
- #11
- 19 October 2011 - 02:47 AM
- Lvl 50 Fighter
- Member
This the best thread ever.
Your pants would look great on my floor
Your pants would look great on my floor
- #12
- 19 October 2011 - 03:02 AM
My dick would look great in your mouth.
- #14
- 19 October 2011 - 03:11 AM
- Lvl 50 Fighter
- Member
The only thing keeping me out of your pants is this restraining order
- #16
- 19 October 2011 - 03:13 AM
I have the F the C and the K all I need is U
- #17
- 19 October 2011 - 03:13 AM
You must be tired, because you've been running in my mind all day. 
- #21
- 19 October 2011 - 03:23 AM
I must be in heaven because you're an angel.
- #22
- 19 October 2011 - 03:28 AM
- TheMysteriousMan
- Member
Wanna play house? You can be the door and i'll slam ya
- #24
- 19 October 2011 - 03:41 AM
Don't think of it as a hand job. Think of it as a hand vacation.
- #25
- 19 October 2011 - 03:44 AM
- TheMysteriousMan
- Member
Is that a mirror in your pocket, cuz I can see myself in your pants.
- #28
- 19 October 2011 - 03:55 AM
- radicalwanderer
- Member
my magic watch says you're not wearing any pantys
oh, you are? hmm, it must be an hour fast
oh, you are? hmm, it must be an hour fast
- #30
- 19 October 2011 - 06:37 AM
- Volgrand
- Member
"Hey Babe, I have something important to say:
f[x_]:=(x^(1/3))^2+(1-x^2)^(1/2)
g[x_]:=x^(2/3)-(1-x^2)^(1/2)
a=Plot[f[x],{x,-1,1},AspectRatio->1]
b=Plot[g[x],{x,-1,1},AspectRatio->1]
Show[a,b]
"
"What is that!?"
"This is love, baby-
f[x_]:=(x^(1/3))^2+(1-x^2)^(1/2)
g[x_]:=x^(2/3)-(1-x^2)^(1/2)
a=Plot[f[x],{x,-1,1},AspectRatio->1]
b=Plot[g[x],{x,-1,1},AspectRatio->1]
Show[a,b]
"
"What is that!?"
Spoiler
"This is love, baby-
This post has been edited by Volgrand: 19 October 2011 - 09:20 AM
- #34
- 19 October 2011 - 09:19 AM
I want you inside of me.
- #35
- 19 October 2011 - 11:48 AM
- SushiJaguar
- Internet Tough Guy<br>P.S. I roleplay as a medieval furry
Member 
You, me, a ravenous horde of zombies, and a shack in the woods.
- #38
- 19 October 2011 - 03:30 PM
You're so hot you make the sun envious.
- #39
- 19 October 2011 - 04:04 PM
Can I stick my pole into your cave?
- #40
- 19 October 2011 - 07:27 PM
- CJSBiliskner
- Member
There's a trial in my pants and you've been summoned.
- #41
- 19 October 2011 - 09:17 PM
- ThatOtherMichael
- Member
Your parents must be assholes cuz your the shit.
- #43
- 19 October 2011 - 09:27 PM
- Lvl 50 Fighter
- Member
Man: want to dance?
Woman: not with you
Man: oh you misheard me. I said you look fat in those pants.
Woman: not with you
Man: oh you misheard me. I said you look fat in those pants.
- #44
- 20 October 2011 - 01:40 AM
- FireflyFuneral
- Member
Sex is evil, evil is sin, sin is forgiven, so let's begin.
- #45
- 20 October 2011 - 02:04 AM
- BotonWiggles
- Member
I'm going to have sex with you tonight, so... you might as well be there.
- #46
- 20 October 2011 - 03:11 AM