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You're That Guy I want to fuck
Flirt With The Person Above You
- #101
- 25 October 2011 - 03:10 AM
- ThatOtherMichael
- Member
Your a criminal I'd like to meet in bed. 
This post has been edited by ThatOtherMichael: 25 October 2011 - 03:12 AM
- #102
- 25 October 2011 - 03:11 AM
- Smash Genesis
- Member
How bout you quit being a jerk and start jerking, eh?
- #105
- 27 October 2011 - 03:58 PM
Wanna have sex? 
- #106
- 29 October 2011 - 07:10 PM
SURPRISE BUTTSEX!!!!
- #111
- 31 October 2011 - 02:22 AM
- Smash Genesis
- Member
Jerk, eh? Let's see you live up to that name...
- #114
- 01 November 2011 - 02:09 AM
- BeachSideCheese
- Member
So you want to do this before or after the drugs kick in?
- #116
- 01 November 2011 - 04:30 AM
- memyselfandi
- Member
Did it hurt?
I mean when you fell from heaven?
Because your face is really messed up...
I mean when you fell from heaven?
Because your face is really messed up...
- #118
- 01 November 2011 - 06:50 PM
Let's watch poképorn together 
- #119
- 01 November 2011 - 08:06 PM
- boltgunmetal
- Member
if I could rearrrange the alphabet...
I'd fuck you first.
I'd fuck you first.
- #120
- 01 November 2011 - 08:24 PM
- Smash Genesis
- Member
DAMNIT I CAN'T WAIT ANY LONGER
I NEED YOUR WET PUSSY CLAMPING AROUND MY HARD COCK
I NEED YOUR WET PUSSY CLAMPING AROUND MY HARD COCK
- #121
- 01 November 2011 - 08:41 PM
- boltgunmetal
- Member
Hey there, person. You're looking rather attractive for someone of your social class. Would you perhaps care to enjoy your night at my humble abode?
- #122
- 01 November 2011 - 08:44 PM
- FireflyFuneral
- Member
Are you an angel? 'Cause I've got an erection.
- #123
- 01 November 2011 - 08:47 PM
- boltgunmetal
- Member
Yes, quite. Indeed. Good sir. *grunts in a generally socially agreeable fashion*
(fancy flirting)
(fancy flirting)
- #124
- 01 November 2011 - 08:54 PM
- Boringamus
- Member
Let's bolt, and find somewhere more private...
Dammit, all the flirts I can come up with are bad puns based on usernames.
Dammit, all the flirts I can come up with are bad puns based on usernames.
This post has been edited by Boringamus: 02 November 2011 - 03:40 AM
- #125
- 02 November 2011 - 03:39 AM
- boltgunmetal
- Member
It doesn't matter whether you're a guy or not to me baby
- #129
- 02 November 2011 - 08:15 PM
- Boringamus
- Member
It's a good thing you're in bittersweet club international, because tonight I'm gonna take you around the world.
This post has been edited by Boringamus: 02 November 2011 - 10:32 PM
- #131
- 02 November 2011 - 10:23 PM
- Boringamus
- Member
Welcome to the Boringamus show. for tonight's trick, my tongue is going to be boring into your anus!
Haha, yeah, I remember that one. It made me lol quite a bit. 
Mikanada, on 30 October 2011 - 11:23 PM, said:
"You put you penis in,
you take your penis out,
you put your penis in,
and you shake it all about..."
Believe it or not there is a BCB rule34 of this.
you take your penis out,
you put your penis in,
and you shake it all about..."
Believe it or not there is a BCB rule34 of this.
This post has been edited by Boringamus: 03 November 2011 - 12:18 AM
- #134
- 03 November 2011 - 12:16 AM
Let's have a "smashing" time.
- #137
- 04 November 2011 - 05:13 PM
- Boringamus
- Member
You're so hot, you're turning me into Human vapor.
- #142
- 06 November 2011 - 05:48 AM
Will you be my babies daddy?
- #143
- 28 November 2011 - 04:09 AM
- MintyLimeGreen
- Member
I lost my teddy bear, can I sleep with you instead?
(Oh God I feel so bad now. That was awful.)
(Oh God I feel so bad now. That was awful.)
- #145
- 28 November 2011 - 05:56 AM
- MintyLimeGreen
- Member
Why hello there! I'm a thief and I'm here to steal your heart.
- #148
- 28 November 2011 - 06:04 AM
- MintyLimeGreen
- Member
Your lips look so lonely, would they like to meet mine?
- #150
- 28 November 2011 - 06:25 AM