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You remind me of my baby toe, because I'm gonna bang you on the coffee table tonight.
Flirt With The Person Above You
- Craft aids
- That doesn't sound like a rape. That sounds like suprise sex
Banned 
Something something something darkside. Something something something complete~ <--(and then one of those symbols)
- #154
- 30 November 2011 - 04:58 AM
- Boringamus
- Member
Oh really? Well then. how would you like to be "surprise sex"'d? 
- #155
- 30 November 2011 - 05:26 AM
If your a boy: I had a soccer practice yesterday, and when I got up I banged my head on the wall (on accident) so if your Gonna bang me please don't do it that hard.
if your a girl: get away from me! I'm not some freakin gay!
if your a girl: get away from me! I'm not some freakin gay!
This post has been edited by The Awesome One: 25 January 2012 - 05:07 AM
- #156
- 25 January 2012 - 04:42 AM
- Smash Genesis
- Member
I will now put my penis in your vagina and thrust until ejaculation.
- #157
- 25 January 2012 - 04:54 AM
At least your breath smells nice?
This post has been edited by The Awesome One: 27 January 2012 - 02:10 AM
- #159
- 25 January 2012 - 05:10 AM
- TheMysteriousMan
- Member
Is this a thermonuclear device, or am I just happy to see you?
- #162
- 25 January 2012 - 05:56 AM
*clears throat* Ahem...
Spoiler
This post has been edited by Ferrox: 26 January 2012 - 06:59 PM
- #163
- 26 January 2012 - 06:56 PM
I enjoy you just as much as I enjoy this thread
I'm so perverted...
I'm so perverted...
- #164
- 26 January 2012 - 08:04 PM
- Lvl 50 Fighter
- Member
The Awesome One in your pants seems to like this place a lot.
- #165
- 28 January 2012 - 08:23 AM
- MintyLimeGreen
- Member
I was blinded by your beauty so I'm going to need your name and number for insurance reasons.
- #166
- 28 January 2012 - 08:25 AM
- Lvl 50 Fighter
- Member
This is a test of the emergency pick up line service. Beeeeeeeeeep. If you had been any less beautiful, you would have just heard a bad pick up line.
- #167
- 28 January 2012 - 08:32 AM
Are you only a level fifty fighter???
- #168
- 28 January 2012 - 02:50 PM
- Buttered_Toast
- Member
Sup baby, uh your hot...
Why am I hear, Seriously why?
Why am I hear, Seriously why?
- #169
- 01 February 2012 - 02:02 AM
Which side of your toast would you like me to butter? 
- #170
- 01 February 2012 - 02:33 AM
- Boringamus
- Member
If I was a necrophiliac this thread would only be almost as attractive as you~
- #171
- 01 February 2012 - 02:33 AM
- Carcharocles
- BCI Member
Baby, I'll take you beyond Level 50, all the way to 99.
- #174
- 01 February 2012 - 09:55 PM
- Lvl 50 Fighter
- Member
I won't level up, but something on me is definitely going up.
- #175
- 01 February 2012 - 10:01 PM
- MintyLimeGreen
- Member
I'll be your White Mage any day of the week baby.
- #176
- 01 February 2012 - 10:02 PM
- Lvl 50 Fighter
- Member
I've just moved you to the top of my 'to do' list.
- #177
- 01 February 2012 - 10:07 PM
- MintyLimeGreen
- Member
Can I suck your lollipop?
OhgodwhydidIdothatahhhhhhhh
OhgodwhydidIdothatahhhhhhhh
- #179
- 01 February 2012 - 10:16 PM
- Lvl 50 Fighter
- Member
What's 1+2? I don't know but I do know what happens when I add my number 1 to you your 2.
WAT....
WAT....
- #181
- 01 February 2012 - 10:24 PM
You know that the secrets of the soul lie within the eyes right? Well judging by your look you seem to have a lot of secrets and I have the key for all of them .
.
- #182
- 11 February 2012 - 09:50 PM
- BasketCase
- Worse than SoulTH
Banned 
What if sucking too hard on that lolipop won't let love bring me down?
OHGOGODWHATIDIDIDOaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa-
OHGOGODWHATIDIDIDOaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa-
- #184
- 12 February 2012 - 09:37 PM
- Blue-eyed Fire
- Member
join me, and we shall rule the galaxy together.
- #186
- 13 February 2012 - 11:09 AM
- Carcharocles
- BCI Member
Oh boy that's big font. And I can see that's not all that's big.
- #187
- 14 February 2012 - 01:52 AM
- Lvl 50 Fighter
- Member
I will make you the best damn sandwich you have ever had, all I ask is for a night of bliss, which I know you can give me and send me to a new euphoria.
Quite alright Baskey, though I must warn you sometimes sucking too hard is a bad thing.
Quite alright Baskey, though I must warn you sometimes sucking too hard is a bad thing.
- #193
- 14 February 2012 - 02:14 PM
- Carcharocles
- BCI Member
You're a Jerk eh? I'm a jerk too. Let's do some jerking together.
- #195
- 14 February 2012 - 04:56 PM
- BIP-BAP-BAM
- god bless america
Member 
I'll smash your genesis all night long baby
- #197
- 23 February 2012 - 03:56 PM