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Flirt With The Person Above You

When I'm done with your cunt you'll be eligible for disability benefits.
  • #51
  • 20 October 2011 - 03:06 PM
Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?
  • #52
  • 20 October 2011 - 04:13 PM
Did it hurt when you fell down from heaven?
  • #53
  • 20 October 2011 - 08:07 PM
Did it hurt when I stretched out your ear canal with my thorny cock to fuck your auditory organs into a state of disrepair?
  • #54
  • 20 October 2011 - 08:55 PM
*hands a drugged drink to the second prettiest lady in the bar*

;)
  • #55
  • 21 October 2011 - 01:59 AM
Do you want to hear the story of my dick? It's a little too long so I'll just show you it.
  • #56
  • 21 October 2011 - 02:23 AM
I thought this thread was for flirting, not pick up lines? Hook up lines suck!

Other than, Mary had a little lamb, let me touch your boobies.
  • #57
  • 21 October 2011 - 02:52 AM
Your avatar... I can make it so that white stuff on your chest isn't cake.
  • #58
  • 21 October 2011 - 02:58 AM
So I heard you like "Guns"..
  • #59
  • 21 October 2011 - 04:17 AM
  • Chris
  • teabagging furfag
    Member
Do you know the difference between my penis and a chicken leg? No??? Well, let's go on a picnic and find out!
  • #60
  • 21 October 2011 - 04:59 AM
Is that a gun in my pants? No, I'm just happy to see you.
  • #61
  • 21 October 2011 - 03:43 PM
Are you wearing space pants? Cause you're ass is out of this world.
  • #62
  • 21 October 2011 - 09:11 PM
  • Chris
  • teabagging furfag
    Member
hey baby, what do ya say we head back to my place and do some math?
add a bed, subtract our clothes, divide your legs and multiply.
  • #63
  • 22 October 2011 - 02:57 AM
This is my weapon, this is my gun, this one's for shooting, this one's for fun.
  • #64
  • 22 October 2011 - 03:10 AM
Roses are red, violets are blue
I enjoy ejaculating in you
  • #65
  • 22 October 2011 - 05:19 AM
Should we go to your house or mine?
Yeah there's a third option. We can do it now!
  • #66
  • 22 October 2011 - 05:25 PM
Wanna see my pet snake?
  • #67
  • 22 October 2011 - 09:56 PM
When I first laid eyes on you, I milked my pants.
  • #68
  • 23 October 2011 - 02:41 AM
Nice tits!
  • #69
  • 23 October 2011 - 07:45 AM
I guess you just slipped and fell ass-first on my erect dick that just happened to have a condom on it, eh? ;)
  • #70
  • 23 October 2011 - 08:12 AM
That was your idea of flirting? I would hate to see how you go about something like a date, it would be brutal. D:
  • #71
  • 23 October 2011 - 08:44 AM
Yes, my gently put phrases and soft words are often construed that way. I prefer to think of them as delicate, though, my darling Batty Matt.

This post has been edited by Sparkfur: 23 October 2011 - 08:49 AM

  • #72
  • 23 October 2011 - 08:49 AM
Want to get coated in my golden shower? :-*

This post has been edited by Murderer: 23 October 2011 - 02:34 PM

  • #73
  • 23 October 2011 - 02:34 PM
0n 4xxx B***~$.. NAO!
  • #74
  • 23 October 2011 - 06:36 PM
Was your dad a baker? Cause those buns are fresh!
  • #75
  • 23 October 2011 - 07:47 PM
Y'know what the difference between sex and conversation is? No? You wanna come back to my place and talk?
  • #76
  • 23 October 2011 - 08:05 PM
If you were a booger I would pick you first
(Shitty pick-up line lololololo)
  • #77
  • 23 October 2011 - 09:43 PM
How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to break the ice - can I get your number?

This post has been edited by Smash Genesis: 24 October 2011 - 02:22 AM

  • #78
  • 23 October 2011 - 10:29 PM
You, me, a broken down Dodge Shadow and a 12 pack of wine. You in?
  • #79
  • 23 October 2011 - 11:05 PM
i'm a bit lost, can you help get under your pants?
  • #80
  • 24 October 2011 - 12:10 AM
Bet you 10 bucks you'll reject me 8-)
  • #81
  • 24 October 2011 - 12:32 AM
You owe me 20$ for this conversation, but I don't charge close friends... if you get my drift. :-*
  • #82
  • 24 October 2011 - 12:53 AM
My name is Christopher Columbus - I'd like to explore your vagina.

View PostCarcharocles, on 23 October 2011 - 11:05 PM, said:

You, me, a broken down Dodge Shadow and a 12 pack of wine. You in?



Oooh baaaaaaaaaaaby.....
  • #83
  • 24 October 2011 - 02:20 AM
I'd like to smash your genesis
  • #84
  • 24 October 2011 - 02:22 AM
I can make you start purrin', purin ;)
  • #85
  • 24 October 2011 - 02:59 AM
Let's get together and Rex your bed. ;)
  • #86
  • 24 October 2011 - 03:08 AM
I dont think your "boring" at all :-*
  • #87
  • 24 October 2011 - 03:51 AM
I like mysterious guys... :-*
  • #88
  • 24 October 2011 - 03:53 AM
I think I feel a Spark between us... :smirk:

This post has been edited by Boringamus: 24 October 2011 - 06:17 AM

  • #89
  • 24 October 2011 - 04:31 AM
I heard your anus was boring, let me make it more interesting.

This post has been edited by Murderer: 24 October 2011 - 11:37 AM

  • #90
  • 24 October 2011 - 11:37 AM
Roses are red, violets are blue, so how about I suck your titties?
  • #91
  • 25 October 2011 - 01:07 AM
:-* once you've tried me once, you'll keep wanting more.
  • #92
  • 25 October 2011 - 01:09 AM
Tell me more, tell me more, shall I fuck you like a whore?
  • #93
  • 25 October 2011 - 01:13 AM
You were already pretty dry before I murdered you, but rigor mortis will at least make you tight again.
  • #94
  • 25 October 2011 - 01:17 AM
Once we're done, there'll be a genesis inside your body :-*

Want me to jerk you off?

This post has been edited by Sparkfur: 25 October 2011 - 01:18 AM

  • #95
  • 25 October 2011 - 01:17 AM
Hi, what's your favorite hobby? :-*
  • #96
  • 25 October 2011 - 01:33 AM
Hey, my favourite hobby is you ;)
  • #97
  • 25 October 2011 - 01:34 AM
You can wal kall over me any day, babe!
  • #98
  • 25 October 2011 - 01:37 AM
You must have sexiness in your genes, sis...

(Get it? Gene-sis? Genesis?)

(...I suck at this. :nope: )
  • #99
  • 25 October 2011 - 02:53 AM
I'll take you anywhere in the world. Starting and ending with my bedroom.
  • #100
  • 25 October 2011 - 03:02 AM
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