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When I'm done with your cunt you'll be eligible for disability benefits.
Flirt With The Person Above You
Did it hurt when you fell down from heaven?
- #53
- 20 October 2011 - 08:07 PM
Do you want to hear the story of my dick? It's a little too long so I'll just show you it.
- #56
- 21 October 2011 - 02:23 AM
- FireflyFuneral
- Member
Your avatar... I can make it so that white stuff on your chest isn't cake.
- #58
- 21 October 2011 - 02:58 AM
- mAceOfHearts
- Member
Is that a gun in my pants? No, I'm just happy to see you.
- #61
- 21 October 2011 - 03:43 PM
Are you wearing space pants? Cause you're ass is out of this world.
- #62
- 21 October 2011 - 09:11 PM
Should we go to your house or mine?
Yeah there's a third option. We can do it now!
Yeah there's a third option. We can do it now!
- #66
- 22 October 2011 - 05:25 PM
When I first laid eyes on you, I milked my pants.
- #68
- 23 October 2011 - 02:41 AM
- matty_batty0
- Member
That was your idea of flirting? I would hate to see how you go about something like a date, it would be brutal. 
- #71
- 23 October 2011 - 08:44 AM
Want to get coated in my golden shower? 
This post has been edited by Murderer: 23 October 2011 - 02:34 PM
- #73
- 23 October 2011 - 02:34 PM
- Smash Genesis
- Member
Was your dad a baker? Cause those buns are fresh!
- #75
- 23 October 2011 - 07:47 PM
- TheMysteriousMan
- Member
Y'know what the difference between sex and conversation is? No? You wanna come back to my place and talk?
- #76
- 23 October 2011 - 08:05 PM
If you were a booger I would pick you first
(Shitty pick-up line lololololo)
(Shitty pick-up line lololololo)
- #77
- 23 October 2011 - 09:43 PM
- Smash Genesis
- Member
How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to break the ice - can I get your number?
This post has been edited by Smash Genesis: 24 October 2011 - 02:22 AM
- #78
- 23 October 2011 - 10:29 PM
- Carcharocles
- BCI Member
You, me, a broken down Dodge Shadow and a 12 pack of wine. You in?
- #79
- 23 October 2011 - 11:05 PM
- Boringamus
- Member
You owe me 20$ for this conversation, but I don't charge close friends... if you get my drift.
- #82
- 24 October 2011 - 12:53 AM
- Smash Genesis
- Member
My name is Christopher Columbus - I'd like to explore your vagina.
Oooh baaaaaaaaaaaby.....
Carcharocles, on 23 October 2011 - 11:05 PM, said:
You, me, a broken down Dodge Shadow and a 12 pack of wine. You in?
Oooh baaaaaaaaaaaby.....
- #83
- 24 October 2011 - 02:20 AM
- Boringamus
- Member
I think I feel a Spark between us... 
This post has been edited by Boringamus: 24 October 2011 - 06:17 AM
- #89
- 24 October 2011 - 04:31 AM
I heard your anus was boring, let me make it more interesting.
This post has been edited by Murderer: 24 October 2011 - 11:37 AM
- #90
- 24 October 2011 - 11:37 AM
- Smash Genesis
- Member
Roses are red, violets are blue, so how about I suck your titties?
- #91
- 25 October 2011 - 01:07 AM
- Tensa Zangetsu
- Special Ed
Banned 
once you've tried me once, you'll keep wanting more.
- #92
- 25 October 2011 - 01:09 AM
- Smash Genesis
- Member
Tell me more, tell me more, shall I fuck you like a whore?
- #93
- 25 October 2011 - 01:13 AM
- Boringamus
- Member
You must have sexiness in your genes, sis...
(Get it? Gene-sis? Genesis?)
(...I suck at this.
)
(Get it? Gene-sis? Genesis?)
(...I suck at this.
)
- #99
- 25 October 2011 - 02:53 AM
