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What should I name my snake?

I'm pretty certain I'm getting a little baby corn snake. I will post pictures if I get one.

Opening this so I can ask...What should I name it?
  • #1

Baby Erection
  • #2

Jerk

Edit: Only because it will confuse the shit out of anyone when you say "we had to give up Jerk because he bite a child yesterday..." Jerk is fun guy, and his job (as I see it, being a jerk :/) is what makes the forums fun. Just imagine a forum full of nothing but analytical people who are entirely serious. Thank God for Jerk(s). XD

This post has been edited by The Swimmer: 21 November 2011 - 01:20 AM

  • #3

Lucifer
  • #4

Sir Timothy J. Farneworth III of Manchester.

It will make all the other snakes jealous and the ladies will love it :-*

This post has been edited by TheAmazinAsian64: 21 November 2011 - 01:30 AM

  • #5

Nigger
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View PostMurderer, on 21 November 2011 - 01:20 AM, said:

Nigger


What's up with you and that word? I wished you a happy birthday and you sent that back XD. Reminds me of a not actually racist friend I have (comically so, even though we all know there is no such thing as funny racism, right?). He is special-ed, are you?
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View PostThe Swimmer, on 21 November 2011 - 01:16 AM, said:

Jerk

Edit: Only because it will confuse the shit out of anyone when you say "we had to give up Jerk because he bite a child yesterday..." Jerk is fun guy, and his job (as I see it, being a jerk :/) is what makes the forums fun. Just imagine a forum full of nothing but analytical people who are entirely serious. Thank God for Jerk(s). XD


I'll probably call it something in the comic (mr.noodles) or a forumite or ircer.
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  • #9

  • ILB
  • secretly a man :smirk:
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I would have thought the choice to be... Obvious.
  • #10

I agree with ILB

View PostThe Swimmer, on 21 November 2011 - 01:24 AM, said:

He is special-ed, are you?

Yes I am
  • #11

@ILB haha, Solid Snake. Though that would be awkward...
-Hey, anyone seen Solid?
-Anyone seen a solid? Are you ok?

Then again you could just name it David and see who gets the reference...

This post has been edited by The Swimmer: 21 November 2011 - 01:43 AM

  • #12

You should call your snake Dick.
  • #13

Alejandro (i may or may not be listening to music right now)

This post has been edited by Panda: 21 November 2011 - 01:42 AM

  • #14

  • Grass
  • Is fucking Panny up in heaven
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Name it Father Castello.
  • #15

Bill the snake.
It's so unoriginal it's original.

This post has been edited by Rawrdinosaur: 21 November 2011 - 02:52 AM

  • #16

  • Chris
  • teabagging furfag
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View PostThe Swimmer, on 21 November 2011 - 01:36 AM, said:

@ILB haha, Solid Snake. Though that would be awkward...
-Hey, anyone seen Solid?
-Anyone seen a solid? Are you ok?

Then again you could just name it David and see who gets the reference...

oh god, I have this image in my head of CEF loosing the snake and running around the house yelling "HAVE YOU SEEN MY SOLID SNAKE" at his family and house guests
  • #17

I second Bill.

Personally, I'd name my snake that in honor a certain slick person who is famous.
  • #18

That's it. Solid Snake.
  • #19

KITTY

Because in the Toronto Science Museum they have a snake and I was all like "D'awww it's a kitty"

Because Snakes are cuddly like kitties
  • #20

Actually, I'm thinking about naming it lucy because this is the type I want:Posted Image
  • #21

I get an erection any time someone says my name. Jack Nicholson told me, "Never waste an erection."

I don't care what you name him, as long as you play it safe and take his fangs out before you stick your penis in his throat.
  • #22

  • Giygas
  • Stupid protesters should have just kept their dumb asses home. Stupid fuckers
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Baby Corncob.
  • #23

Big Boss
  • #24

Trey
That's just the name we gave our snake though
  • #25

I don't imagine there'd be any throat dicking.

Or fangs.
  • #26

You say that now...
  • #27

  • Chris
  • teabagging furfag
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what the fuck, your going to name it lucy?

really?

the only thing they have in common is they are white.
that's all.

come on!
  • #28

If it's a bitch, name it Lucy.
  • #29

Because it's white and he wants to put his penis in it.
  • #30

  • Taeshi
  • one hot bitch
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Hey man shut up chris it's awesome getting people naming their animals after my characters DON'T RUIN THIS CHANCE

so long as she's female

because you know

kind of awkward
  • #31

Stephano

SEPEROTH

This post has been edited by asdf: 21 November 2011 - 07:50 AM

  • #32

Cornflake
  • #33

  • Chris
  • teabagging furfag
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View PostTaeshi, on 21 November 2011 - 07:34 AM, said:

Hey man shut up chris it's awesome getting people naming their animals after my characters DON'T RUIN THIS CHANCE

so long as she's female

because you know

kind of awkward


:(

sorry.

If I got like, a white cat I'd name it lucy, or an orange cat or something, ( hell sometimes I call my dog jasmine because she's pretty much Identical to jasmine in her color and fur pattern only in dog form. but a snake stuck me as a bit odd.

but what do I know, it's your pet dude. name it whatever you want.
  • #34

  • Meowth
  • Please go easy on me. I don't like critique. Or my title.
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Name it SpaceMouse.
  • #35

I'm with Rex here. Big Boss is a cool name for a snake.
  • #36

Ouroboro, and you can nickname it Nomnom :3
  • #37

netina (or whatever, too lazy to look it up, voldy's pet snake)

not-viper (cause it's a not-viper.)

Shelby (automotive joke.)
  • #38

Spacemouse...Would be ironic. I mean, it eats mice. I will probably be getting a Female, because they are usually less agressive, and such. That's stuff hard though. If I do decide Lucy, it would be a nickname. Lucille is bigger and cool 8-)
  • #39

get a male and call it ricky.
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View PostTaeshi, on 21 November 2011 - 07:34 AM, said:

Hey man shut up chris it's awesome getting people naming their animals after my characters DON'T RUIN THIS CHANCE

so long as she's female

because you know

kind of awkward

You might want him to name it after a character that hasn't severed his dick.
  • #41

  • Taeshi
  • one hot bitch
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EKANSSSSSSSS

or arbok
  • #42

Seviper.
  • #43

  • wacko
  • Knows more about BCB than Taeshi
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Trouser.
  • #44

  • Arnas Baubkus
  • LOOK AT MY FUCKING FACE YOU DIPSHIT MOTHERFUCKER
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Add one more for Solid (Snake).
  • #45

Ssssssandy. It's white, it's a character and she hasn't cut his dick off (yet).
  • #46

Are you refering to:
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  • #47

Spoiler


Now I finally get it XD

This post has been edited by The Swimmer: 21 November 2011 - 11:47 PM

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awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww that the most prettiest thing I have ever seeen!!!!! :love: :love: :love:
  • #49

No, I'm referring to the other pictures Taeshi drew of her main character chopping off your dick.
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