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Insult Thread: Limericks vs. Haikus
- Bourbon
- Member
how hard can it be
to write a fucking limerick
you cancerous swine
Seriously, this goes out to a bunch of you. My favorite thread ruined by sub-par English skills and the inability to count syllables.
Calling others 'whore'
though jealousy swells inside
"Why can't I get laid!?"
Kaxbe wins, I guess?
to write a fucking limerick
you cancerous swine
Seriously, this goes out to a bunch of you. My favorite thread ruined by sub-par English skills and the inability to count syllables.
Calling others 'whore'
though jealousy swells inside
"Why can't I get laid!?"
Kaxbe wins, I guess?
- #103
- 01 December 2011 - 02:59 PM
I give up.
This post has been edited by Phantaruz: 01 December 2011 - 06:33 PM
- #104
- 01 December 2011 - 06:00 PM
- Carcharocles
- BCI Member
You moronic sleeze
Why can't you count syllables?
Incompetent bore
Bourbon wins, for actually knowing how to write poetry.
Why can't you count syllables?
Incompetent bore
Bourbon wins, for actually knowing how to write poetry.
- #105
- 01 December 2011 - 06:06 PM
How was I wrong, exactly?
9,9,5,5,8.
Also, sleaze*.
9,9,5,5,8.
Also, sleaze*.
- #106
- 01 December 2011 - 06:08 PM
- Carcharocles
- BCI Member
Syllable count is supposed to be 88558. 
This post has been edited by Carcharocles: 01 December 2011 - 06:14 PM
- #107
- 01 December 2011 - 06:13 PM
Really? Well, I'll try to do that next time.
Is this one better?
Is this one better?
This post has been edited by Phantaruz: 01 December 2011 - 06:30 PM
- #108
- 01 December 2011 - 06:21 PM
- Bourbon
- Member
Comment as poems!
Jesus Christ, you're derailing
what was a fun thread
Also, the syllable count doesn't have to be precise, it just has to flow, and rhyme. Having the same ending letters doesn't mean they sound similar, you guys.
She started to play with my dicky
and I went to give her some licky
then we went for the boon
but I came much too soon
and now we are both wet and sticky
9 9 6 6 9 has a good flow, but can vary. If you can 'sing' it, it's good. If you have to rush through parts or extend sounds to make it work, reword it.
Jesus Christ, you're derailing
what was a fun thread
Also, the syllable count doesn't have to be precise, it just has to flow, and rhyme. Having the same ending letters doesn't mean they sound similar, you guys.
She started to play with my dicky
and I went to give her some licky
then we went for the boon
but I came much too soon
and now we are both wet and sticky
9 9 6 6 9 has a good flow, but can vary. If you can 'sing' it, it's good. If you have to rush through parts or extend sounds to make it work, reword it.
- #109
- 01 December 2011 - 07:24 PM
- TheBellBoy
- Member
Well Bourbon fuck that
I'll write what I want to write
And how I want to
Bourbon won.
I'll write what I want to write
And how I want to
Bourbon won.
- #111
- 01 December 2011 - 08:52 PM
- Carcharocles
- BCI Member
You were supposed to write a Lim'rick
You idiotic li'l lickdick
So go suck it up
You moronic fuck
And take your boyfriend on a picnic
Cody won.
You idiotic li'l lickdick
So go suck it up
You moronic fuck
And take your boyfriend on a picnic
Cody won.
This post has been edited by Carcharocles: 02 December 2011 - 04:45 AM
- #113
- 02 December 2011 - 04:41 AM
Bourbon is looking for a meal
Along with a good deal
So he swallows
While he follows
The bitches who are not even real
Kaxbe without doubt.
Along with a good deal
So he swallows
While he follows
The bitches who are not even real
Kaxbe without doubt.
- #117
- 05 December 2011 - 02:17 AM
- Carcharocles
- BCI Member
Oh mighty Kaxbe
How tall does your high horse stand?
Does it hurt to fall?
Hard one, edge goes to Klaus, but only slightly.
How tall does your high horse stand?
Does it hurt to fall?
Hard one, edge goes to Klaus, but only slightly.
- #120
- 05 December 2011 - 04:38 PM
- Smash Genesis
- Member
Car is a 27 year old virgin
His piece-of shit mother, a burden
On mankind and the world
They're both little girls
Their faces make my eyes start hurting
Winner was Kax, if only by a bit.
His piece-of shit mother, a burden
On mankind and the world
They're both little girls
Their faces make my eyes start hurting
Winner was Kax, if only by a bit.
This post has been edited by Smash Genesis: 05 December 2011 - 08:21 PM
- #121
- 05 December 2011 - 08:20 PM
- Smash Genesis
- Member
Unfortunately for him
He doesn't have one.
A winner is Kaxbe.
Shit, I messed up. IGNORE ME
This post has been edited by Smash Genesis: 09 December 2011 - 01:53 AM
- #125
- 09 December 2011 - 01:52 AM
- Carcharocles
- BCI Member
Sparkfur you arrogant prick
You simple and uneducated dick
Go swallow some wine
And choke on a lime
You ridiculous, miniscule hick
Kaxbe wins, hands down.
You simple and uneducated dick
Go swallow some wine
And choke on a lime
You ridiculous, miniscule hick
Kaxbe wins, hands down.
- #126
- 09 December 2011 - 02:21 AM
- Codysseus
- Member
Carcharocles is,
not the best at making good,
insults for others.
Carcharocles
I appreciate your less vulgar posts Kaxbe (aside from that last line). ^_^
And yes I forgot that I already said something along those lines before.
not the best at making good,
insults for others.
Carcharocles
I appreciate your less vulgar posts Kaxbe (aside from that last line). ^_^
And yes I forgot that I already said something along those lines before.
This post has been edited by Codysseus: 10 December 2011 - 12:03 AM
- #127
- 09 December 2011 - 02:24 AM
Codysseus, occasionally uncouth
Just could not face the truth
And then one day
We took him away
You can still see the stains in the roof.
Just could not face the truth
And then one day
We took him away
You can still see the stains in the roof.
- #134
- 16 December 2011 - 06:59 PM
- Carcharocles
- BCI Member
Sammy, dear god son
Grow a pair and be a man
Leave the basement, boy
Sammy wins
Grow a pair and be a man
Leave the basement, boy
Sammy wins
- #135
- 16 December 2011 - 07:37 PM
- Smash Genesis
- Member
Sammy, you should know
That me and your wife had sex
She's such a damn ho.
Sammy wins.
EDIT: Damnit.
That me and your wife had sex
She's such a damn ho.
Sammy wins.
EDIT: Damnit.
This post has been edited by Smash Genesis: 16 December 2011 - 08:13 PM
- #136
- 16 December 2011 - 08:12 PM
Haikus don't have to rhyme, you know.
This post has been edited by Sammy: 16 December 2011 - 08:40 PM
- #137
- 16 December 2011 - 08:40 PM
Quaddy goes around a little drunken,
as does his dad when he shits pumpkins
He calls it a spike
and says it's hardlike
But really his dick is quite sunken.
Quaddy wins. Because I'm not sure if Smash's counts.
as does his dad when he shits pumpkins
He calls it a spike
and says it's hardlike
But really his dick is quite sunken.
Quaddy wins. Because I'm not sure if Smash's counts.
This post has been edited by The Swimmer: 17 December 2011 - 12:25 AM
- #139
- 17 December 2011 - 12:25 AM
Although a swimmer
You are stranded on dry land
Ignorant of all.
Quaddy, are you retarded?
You are stranded on dry land
Ignorant of all.
Quaddy, are you retarded?
- #140
- 17 December 2011 - 10:05 PM