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Insult Thread: Limericks vs. Haikus

Might I ask, why did you search that in the first place Bourbon?
  • #51
  • 29 November 2011 - 05:30 AM
I'd found the site in days of yore
when limerick was still quite a chore
but the vocab was slacking
and creatively lacking
so I've never once used it before

please, I must insist
write all comments in poem
or get the fuck out
  • #52
  • 29 November 2011 - 06:14 AM
Bourbon's an arrogant tool
He's done nothing but look like a fool
He's an impotent drunk
A twat with bad funk
And his mouth is dripping with drool


Bourbon wins motherfuckers.

This post has been edited by CaptainBaconMan: 29 November 2011 - 11:08 AM

  • #53
  • 29 November 2011 - 11:07 AM
You're on your high horse
But little do you notice
the distance you'll fall.

Bourobn wins
  • #54
  • 29 November 2011 - 01:49 PM
Kaxbe's sister, in ballet class
She makes a full split as he stares at her ass
he would so desire
and his passion, so dire,
to get in there with a rod made of brass.

Sorry for the "Limerick Monopoly" yesterday, I didn't notice.
I vote Kax.

This post has been edited by Phantaruz: 29 November 2011 - 02:47 PM

  • #55
  • 29 November 2011 - 01:57 PM
Like a phantom slut,
he slides down the chimney tops,
raping little girls.

Phantaruz won that :/

What's the score, I don't even know.
  • #56
  • 29 November 2011 - 02:07 PM
What an unabashed furry
Gonna jackoff with some fury
His face is a sight
His dad didn't like
And his body's like vegetable slurry

This post has been edited by Carcharocles: 29 November 2011 - 02:12 PM

  • #57
  • 29 November 2011 - 02:12 PM
Carch rhymes like a goat
giving birth to 5 great whites
Move your pelvis more.

I vote Sparkfur, obviously.

This post has been edited by Phantaruz: 29 November 2011 - 02:47 PM

  • #58
  • 29 November 2011 - 02:44 PM
you insult another mans skill
as if you were God with a quill
but your ideas are flawed
and you're really a fraud
now it's my giant shoes you must fill

Stayin' classy up in this piece

I say PhantomMenace wins it, but the visual I got of a goat spouting bad poetry while whales shoot out its ass was the ONLY thing that saved you. The poem itself was shit.
  • #59
  • 29 November 2011 - 03:05 PM
So it was Phantaruz, then Phantgasm, then PhantomMenace? I should keep track of this.
/Not writing so other people would have a chance, skip me and write about Barbedbuns.
  • #60
  • 29 November 2011 - 03:21 PM
This amorphous blob
Stuck to my worn rubber sole
A pitiful waste

I vote bourbon.

This post has been edited by Carcharocles: 29 November 2011 - 03:33 PM

  • #61
  • 29 November 2011 - 03:27 PM
Carcharocles is a fool and a sap
He goes online to write and to fap
But he lacks the tools
(a dick and a school)
To be less of a gay sausage wrap.

My vote goes for Carch-this was way better than your last Haiku.

This post has been edited by Phantaruz: 29 November 2011 - 03:49 PM

  • #62
  • 29 November 2011 - 03:36 PM
You must remember
that the name Carcharocles
is four syllables

Car-car-o-klese, it's Latin. Totally killed your first line.

Sorry FunkyPhantom, I'm giving it to the shark.
  • #63
  • 29 November 2011 - 03:51 PM
You didn't insult me.

But I appreciate the lesson.


I really don't think it "killed" the limerick though.
  • #64
  • 29 November 2011 - 05:09 PM
I'm afraid your poem
wasn't all that interesting
bad first line or not

on another note
I find correcting mistakes
it's own kind of jab

I wouldn't have to
if you were just more cultured
so try to keep up
  • #65
  • 29 November 2011 - 06:28 PM
You wrote three haikus
when you need to write just one
hypocritical

Anyways, I only learned this limerick bullshit yesterday, which would make you correct: I do not really have that much experience.

This post has been edited by Phantaruz: 29 November 2011 - 06:50 PM

  • #66
  • 29 November 2011 - 06:48 PM
Making excuses
calling me a hypocrite
they were just comments


View PostBourbon, on 29 November 2011 - 06:14 AM, said:


please, I must insist
write all comments in poem
or get the fuck out

This post has been edited by Bourbon: 29 November 2011 - 06:54 PM

  • #67
  • 29 November 2011 - 06:53 PM
Bourbon tips down one more glass
While Phataruz eats out his ass
"Tis good vodka," he thinks
"Could use one more drink"
And silently he starts to pass gas

Bourbon wins this round.

This post has been edited by Carcharocles: 29 November 2011 - 07:13 PM

  • #68
  • 29 November 2011 - 07:12 PM
Couldn't decide between the two.


The odd named faggot
Fisting pigs on his keyboard
that is how he writes

charc's mom turns around
entering position eight
"the opposite sex"


I vote charcockless, that was a good limerick.

This post has been edited by Phantaruz: 29 November 2011 - 07:34 PM

  • #69
  • 29 November 2011 - 07:23 PM
he calls himself phantaruz
and also licks his dad's boobs
and i do not enjoy
when he plays with his toy
and enjoying his friend's "company"

i'm new here so forgive me for the shitty poetic imagination i posses...

I vote for phantaruz.
  • #70
  • 29 November 2011 - 07:39 PM
Elektokaka
His face like a horse's
Such a boring soul

I vote Phanturz on this one, if only because your limerick was improper.

This post has been edited by Carcharocles: 29 November 2011 - 08:00 PM

  • #71
  • 29 November 2011 - 07:58 PM
Carch's mom has a nice loft
plumbers and pizzamen visit it oft
and he likes to sit
to listen a bit
to the the sounds of her getting off.

I really don't know who to vote for. Whilst Kaka's song was a bit amateurish, charch's was just as bad. Try to be more insulting, perhaps.

This post has been edited by Phantaruz: 29 November 2011 - 08:29 PM

  • #72
  • 29 November 2011 - 08:04 PM
there once was a man
and he liked to sit around
eating smelly dicks

i vote phantaruz.

This post has been edited by Elektokaka: 29 November 2011 - 08:14 PM

  • #73
  • 29 November 2011 - 08:12 PM
While I can't say it hasn't been said
Elekto has just shit the bed
your poetry sucks
what a simplistic shmuck
you're the cancer that's killing this thread

Srsly guys, I'm no Chaucer, but the quality is lacking hardcore. Come back Jerk!
  • #74
  • 29 November 2011 - 08:29 PM
Bourbon makes me sick
Oh, what an arrogant bitch
Wit dull and mind dim

Round goes to Bourbon
  • #75
  • 29 November 2011 - 08:37 PM
Bourbon's getting wet
he wants you inside his arse
oh god, it won't fit


I really liked Jerk's poems too. Where the fuck is he?
EDIT:Ninjae'd.

Carch's poems can insult no one
he is too busy face-fucking his son
He's almost coming
he asks for some thumbing
he's spent and the little lad's done.

This post has been edited by Phantaruz: 29 November 2011 - 08:47 PM

  • #76
  • 29 November 2011 - 08:39 PM
a ball-les nim-rod
imagines gay sex with sons
for all, a bad dream.

Because I can
Spoiler

This post has been edited by skmojo: 29 November 2011 - 08:59 PM

  • #77
  • 29 November 2011 - 08:58 PM
He is the phantom
he goes around silently
jerking on hobos

well, shit. Limerick go!


Mojo's a penny grubbing jew
And a raging butt-fagot too
I saw him one day
at a bar oh so gay
sucking off every one of the crew.

Also Phantom wins round one due to technical Facerape

This post has been edited by Jorje: 30 November 2011 - 04:27 AM

  • #78
  • 29 November 2011 - 09:01 PM
Oh, Jorje you ninny, you tool
You shitfaced and arrogant fool
You twiddle your thumbs
And flip-flap your gums
You're a lazy incompetent loon

Spinning eyes and red nose
Do you think you are clever?
You embarrass us


Thanks to the edit, Jorje wins and my limerick is useless.

This post has been edited by Carcharocles: 29 November 2011 - 09:08 PM

  • #79
  • 29 November 2011 - 09:04 PM
Disregard this.

This post has been edited by Jorje: 29 November 2011 - 09:05 PM

  • #80
  • 29 November 2011 - 09:04 PM
Cockless's friends fought on the grounds
that each of them wanted his ass to pound
And Carchie, meanwhile
said with a smile
"theres plenty Me to go around!"

This post has been edited by Phantaruz: 30 November 2011 - 12:14 PM

  • #81
  • 30 November 2011 - 11:27 AM
you think your funny
but you are totally lame
i suggest you stop

phantaruz win
  • #82
  • 30 November 2011 - 01:46 PM
Who the fuck in this new noob,
Who's only got one tiny boob,
Go get me a sammich,
you big dirty bitch,
Or I'll stick your dick in a tube.

Phantaruz wins.

This post has been edited by Sparkfur: 30 November 2011 - 04:56 PM

  • #83
  • 30 November 2011 - 04:55 PM
You fucking furry
Don't pick on the newbies, dick.
Some things are sacred.

Sparkfur wins.
  • #84
  • 30 November 2011 - 05:55 PM
Oh, you vile and uninteresting scum
Go scarf down a bucket of cum
You weak, brony hack
You sick, filthy sack
Just drown in a bottle of rum


Fuck, Sparkfur's was more insulting, but I liked the composition of Kaxbe's haiku. Kaxbe wins by a slim amount.

This post has been edited by Carcharocles: 30 November 2011 - 05:59 PM

  • #85
  • 30 November 2011 - 05:58 PM
You should know you suck
Almost as much as this Haiku
Which is quite a lot.

...:nope:
Carcharocles wins.

This post has been edited by Boringamus: 30 November 2011 - 08:38 PM

  • #86
  • 30 November 2011 - 08:37 PM
Listen here you anal-retentive moron,
I'm sure you've got a dick softer than boron,
I'll take her to prom,
and then fuck your mom,
You're so weak you suck the dick of Sauron.

Carcharocles wins.

This post has been edited by Sparkfur: 30 November 2011 - 08:48 PM

  • #87
  • 30 November 2011 - 08:48 PM
Insults flung like rocks
Compensating for failure
A pitiful sight.

... :nope:
Sparkfur destroyed my wimpy Haiku.

This post has been edited by Boringamus: 30 November 2011 - 09:22 PM

  • #88
  • 30 November 2011 - 09:21 PM
You think you're so fucking funny
But I've got news for you honey
You drink rum on the rocks
While jerking off in your socks
Even a hooker won't touch your money

Did I do this right? I probably didn't. I'm sorry.

Oh right. Sparkfur's won. Sorry about that!

This post has been edited by MintyLimeGreen: 30 November 2011 - 11:04 PM

  • #89
  • 30 November 2011 - 09:40 PM
You pathetic soul
You are just like your screen name
You are just plain bad

(I believe you did it right)

Minty wins.
  • #90
  • 30 November 2011 - 09:44 PM
(You're supposed to pick who of the two people before you won, Minty)

What the fuck is this shit?
Your rhymes suck worse than Mitt!
If you ever try again,
I'll stick in inches ten,
and it'll hurt for a week to sit!

Minty won that by a lot. Sorry Lux.

(My former post is
actually quite incorrect.
Boron is not soft.)
  • #91
  • 30 November 2011 - 11:03 PM
Incompetent fool
You will never make headway
Except with your hand.

Sparkfur wins.
  • #92
  • 30 November 2011 - 11:08 PM
Oh please Car that is it,
With all your shark-fetish shit,
Your poem is unpleasant,
Your ass isn't present,
And all that you do makes me spit.


I'd say Carcharocles won that one.

This post has been edited by Boringamus: 01 December 2011 - 12:51 AM

  • #93
  • 01 December 2011 - 12:48 AM
Your teeth are made of
my solidified semen.
you give good blowjobs.


Carch won.

This post has been edited by Sparkfur: 01 December 2011 - 12:58 AM

  • #94
  • 01 December 2011 - 12:58 AM
I don't even know why you'd try
That lame haiku shit don't fly
Cum jokes are so piss poor
I think you ought to head for the door
And I do really hope you comply

I'm terrible at this.

Boringamus won because the shark fetish bit made me laugh.

They're supposed to be short? Oh. Well hell. Alright I'm done trying lol I had no idea.

This post has been edited by MintyLimeGreen: 01 December 2011 - 01:30 AM

  • #95
  • 01 December 2011 - 01:24 AM
Bitch clearly don't know,
Lines 3 and 4 must be short.
A limerick? Nope.

My last haiku was terrible haha Minty won that.

This post has been edited by Sparkfur: 01 December 2011 - 01:29 AM

  • #96
  • 01 December 2011 - 01:29 AM
Uhh, might as well try this. I'm sorry if this doesn't comply all the rules to write a limerick.

You may try to bully Minty
But your haiku is really shitty
Not really special
Not really histerical
Your latest poem is just poopy

Sparks won.
  • #97
  • 01 December 2011 - 01:36 AM

View Postjackkuro, on 01 December 2011 - 01:36 AM, said:

You may try to bully Minty
But your haiku is really shitty
Not really special
Not really histerical
Your latest poem is just poopy


Cunt, please use spell-check.
"Hysterical" was misspelled.
Illiterate fag.

I'm not gonna vote, and I'll wait to post again to let more people go.

also...

Lines a,b and e,
must rhyme in a limerick,
Are you retarded?

This post has been edited by Sparkfur: 01 December 2011 - 01:41 AM

  • #98
  • 01 December 2011 - 01:40 AM
Examples given,
Yet still you get it quite wrong.
Why do you do this?

Though stupid, jakkuro wins for use of "poopy"

Sparkfur's post above mine is invalidated.

This post has been edited by Kaxbe: 01 December 2011 - 01:41 AM

  • #99
  • 01 December 2011 - 01:40 AM
Kaxbe's post is shitty and invalid,
he can't type - he's tossing my salad.
but then I find
"You're no son of mine!
For Palin I'm sure you would have voted!"

May the force be with you...

I win, because Kaxbe's post is poopy.

No, not really. I'll reserve opinion.

This post has been edited by Sparkfur: 01 December 2011 - 07:16 AM

  • #100
  • 01 December 2011 - 07:16 AM
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