What is the quickest way to earn money. I'm thinking about opening a DIY Game forum and I'll have a donate there. But, other then that, whats better?
Quickest ways to earn money online?
Get a goddamn job and stop trying to cheat your way into everything.
- #3
- 27 November 2011 - 11:27 PM
- Kritanakom
- Member
He said online, Snoregore. I doubt anyone pays for "online prostitution" anymore. 
- #7
- 27 November 2011 - 11:28 PM
- crossedeyefreak
- Member
Excuse me? I cannot get a god damn job because they are no places near me that hires 14 year olds. I'd be glad to if there was.
- #9
- 27 November 2011 - 11:34 PM
- Meowth
- Please go easy on me. I don't like critique. Or my title.
Member 
Making money on the Internet is normally pretty ineffective. It can take many hours of work for little pay off. It works best when you have entrepreneur like aspirations or you want to cash in on a special skill.
You can make some money by making popular YouTube videos and then cashing in on the advertisements. The problem is that if you have enough talent to make money on YouTube, you probably have enough talent to go out and make MORE money somewhere else - unless you're funny, in which case, good luck.
It is also possible to make popular websites, but I'm not even going to get into the massive amount of problems that can erupt there.
You can do paid surveys if you don't mind forging countless documents to make like, $.02 an hour.
You could always spend years learning to draw or write and then cash in on commissions. I've made about $20 after years of creative writing.
But in the end, if you don't have any degrees or special skills - I.E. things that can be used to make money in real life - then you're pretty much fucked.
You can make some money by making popular YouTube videos and then cashing in on the advertisements. The problem is that if you have enough talent to make money on YouTube, you probably have enough talent to go out and make MORE money somewhere else - unless you're funny, in which case, good luck.
It is also possible to make popular websites, but I'm not even going to get into the massive amount of problems that can erupt there.
You can do paid surveys if you don't mind forging countless documents to make like, $.02 an hour.
You could always spend years learning to draw or write and then cash in on commissions. I've made about $20 after years of creative writing.
But in the end, if you don't have any degrees or special skills - I.E. things that can be used to make money in real life - then you're pretty much fucked.
- #10
- 27 November 2011 - 11:35 PM
- crossedeyefreak
- Member
Thanks Meowth. I'm actually looking now on the internet and I think chick fi la hires 14 year olds
- #11
- 27 November 2011 - 11:41 PM
If you'd actually wanted to work for your money and not take shortcuts like I've noticed you try to on all the time you would have known that if you can get a job if you look for one. for example every school ever will pay or just get one of the students to do their homepage. this is probably one of the most obvious steps for anyone who has a "talent" for computers would do and since you stated that you surpass the material being taught in your school time and time again making a site would have been an easy chore. this does not count as a "quick way to get rich off the internet" as the one you are trying to find (and as every third-grade comedian noticed also one of the top ways shit-ads and spam try to sucker in idiots) because this would actually require you to approach your school with an initiative. get outside and don't try and make a living off the internet untill atleast 25 different work places suitable for your age (fast food restaurants, newspaper delivery etc) turn you down for unjustified reasons.
- #15
- 28 November 2011 - 12:23 AM
- crossedeyefreak
- Member
Mr Crumbs, School has a website and I'm almost sure they wouldn't take me to do it now! Also, ASDF, How would I go for a youtube partnership, I have been trying to figure that out.
- #18
- 28 November 2011 - 12:38 AM
you have comepletely ignored most of the message and i see no reason for me to care
- #19
- 28 November 2011 - 12:41 AM
- crossedeyefreak
- Member
I have read your message. I am not looking to get rich. I'm looking to make some money so I can actually help with shit around the house.
- #20
- 28 November 2011 - 12:43 AM
crossedeyefreak, on 28 November 2011 - 12:38 AM, said:
Mr Crumbs, School has a website and I'm almost sure they wouldn't take me to do it now! Also, ASDF, How would I go for a youtube partnership, I have been trying to figure that out.
You get an invitation from Youtube for a partnership when you get popular enough[Around 1000 views a day or something like that]
- #21
- 28 November 2011 - 12:45 AM
- Kritanakom
- Member
My friend (youtube name "HomicidalBluePikmin") is trying to get a partnership doing "let's plays" of games. He says he's actually been approached to support ads on his videos, which surprised me because he only has like, 500 subscribers. Maybe they're lowering the requirements?
Anyway he isn't especially funny but he has a rambling commentary style that his fans find fun to listen to. And the games he plays are well-suited for let's plays.
But be warned: if you choose to make game playthrough videos you'll be one out of hundreds of others who are doing the same thing. You'll have to find a way to stand out somehow if you want to get enough fans! But good luck
Anyway he isn't especially funny but he has a rambling commentary style that his fans find fun to listen to. And the games he plays are well-suited for let's plays.
But be warned: if you choose to make game playthrough videos you'll be one out of hundreds of others who are doing the same thing. You'll have to find a way to stand out somehow if you want to get enough fans! But good luck
- #22
- 28 November 2011 - 01:41 AM
- falconboy99
- BCI Member
Snoregore, on 27 November 2011 - 11:27 PM, said:
Prostitution.
You beat me to it, asshole.
- #23
- 28 November 2011 - 03:44 AM
- Kritanakom
- Member
I got my first job when I was 15 working at a restaurant. Cashier, waiter, etc.
Pay wasn't great, but the tips were nice. Used the money to buy a book I had my eye on.
Crossed, may I ask why you feel you need to get money to "help around the house"? Thats awfully noble and all, but when the 14-year-old must help bring home the bacon then something is going wrong, in my opinion.
Pay wasn't great, but the tips were nice. Used the money to buy a book I had my eye on.
Crossed, may I ask why you feel you need to get money to "help around the house"? Thats awfully noble and all, but when the 14-year-old must help bring home the bacon then something is going wrong, in my opinion.
- #27
- 28 November 2011 - 04:50 AM
- asdf
- Member
stormthehouse, on 28 November 2011 - 12:45 AM, said:
crossedeyefreak, on 28 November 2011 - 12:38 AM, said:
Mr Crumbs, School has a website and I'm almost sure they wouldn't take me to do it now! Also, ASDF, How would I go for a youtube partnership, I have been trying to figure that out.
You get an invitation from Youtube for a partnership when you get popular
enough[Around 1000 views a day or something like that]
I don't even have any of the necessarys to start VG commentary, so I need money to make money...
- #28
- 28 November 2011 - 05:00 AM
- (nameless)
- *heavy sigh*
Member 
In response to the very question that this threat asks: no.
- #31
- 28 November 2011 - 05:38 AM
Rob a virtual bank, steal virtual money, sell drugs online. You never said legal ways.
- #32
- 28 November 2011 - 06:00 AM
- OneLonelyPickle
- Member
Get a hacking bot thingy and hack people's accounts of different online games. Then, sell their items for RL money. Easy. Well, ignoring the part about it being illegal and completely retarded when you could just earn an honest living working a real job.
This post has been edited by OneLonelyPickle: 28 November 2011 - 06:23 AM
- #33
- 28 November 2011 - 06:22 AM
- ChewySmokey
- BCI Member
Splee36, on 28 November 2011 - 10:44 AM, said:
My suggestion of selling women's undergarments over Craig's List still stands.
Underage girls, free shipping to Japan
- #37
- 28 November 2011 - 05:36 PM
crossedeyefreak said:
I am not looking to get rich. I'm looking to make some money so I can actually help with shit around the house.
I have to agree with Kritanakom. Things must be pretty bad if a 14-year-old feels the need to help out with money for basic necessities.
I don't have any tips for legal employment, other than offering to do yard work or shovelling snow or looking after pets for people. However, have you tried cutting costs first? That's often easier to do. If things are that bad, I would suggest volunteering to give up TV and internet, and to forego all your Christmas presents. Basically, anything you use which is not absolutely necessary. That should save your parents several hundred dollars per year at least, if you are serious about this.
- #38
- 28 November 2011 - 06:22 PM
- ChewySmokey
- BCI Member
in all seriousness, I'm pretty sure McDonalds or Tim Hortons would hire a 14 year-old. I mean, it used to be illegal to hire 15 year-olds until someone blew the whistle and parents bitched and bitched and bitched until someone wussied out and made it legal. Considered a paper route? Sorry, but I am not internet savvy, so other than commission work I can't think of anything.
This post has been edited by ChewySmokey: 28 November 2011 - 10:01 PM
- #40
- 28 November 2011 - 10:01 PM
- Purin
- BCI Member
You can sign your e-mail up to a subscription that has people who are giving away their inheritance to you before they enter into some extenuating circumstance. They just ask for your personal information and bank account info so they can wire the money into your account.
This post has been edited by Purin: 28 November 2011 - 10:05 PM
- #41
- 28 November 2011 - 10:05 PM
Rex, if you're looking for a job, you may want to see if there are any businesses near you with a "help wanted" sign.
If you're just looking for a Big Mac and fries, sorry, can't help you there.
If you're just looking for a Big Mac and fries, sorry, can't help you there.
- #43
- 28 November 2011 - 10:21 PM
- Chris
- teabagging furfag
Member 
really, no one wanbts to hire a kid becuase in this economy, there are plenty of hard working 20 year olds going around that can and will work harder than you. just do what i did, offer to work for minimum wage, and if they are dissatisfied with you at the end of the week, offer to walk away without making a big deal out of it. if they are moderatly happy with you, they will keep you, and if you work hard enough, they might just give you a raise. unfortunatly, this does require some work, and judging by the title, it seems like you dont have a lot of time to spend. try part time at an oarchard or farm, or if you live in a city, a job that usually pays low. they are more likely to accept you if you go for a job that is less thinking, and more work, that doesnt require any sort of entry requitements, becuase you are still a kid.
This post has been edited by Chris: 28 November 2011 - 10:57 PM
- #44
- 28 November 2011 - 10:56 PM
- Chris
- teabagging furfag
Member
... 
oookay then.
anyways, I forgot to mention that if you do follow my advice and are turned down, dont get discouraged! hiring a minor is a bitch becuase of child labour laws, and some employers have rules against hiring anyone under 17 or 16. just keep trying,work hard, and be professional, and you will get one.
oookay then.
anyways, I forgot to mention that if you do follow my advice and are turned down, dont get discouraged! hiring a minor is a bitch becuase of child labour laws, and some employers have rules against hiring anyone under 17 or 16. just keep trying,work hard, and be professional, and you will get one.
- #46
- 29 November 2011 - 12:08 AM
- Kritanakom
- Member
^
Chris speaks truth! Professionalism and hard work. Thats the way to go with any job.
What are your ideas so far, Crossed? I'm sure whatever kind of job you're looking for someone here can give you some good advice!
Chris speaks truth! Professionalism and hard work. Thats the way to go with any job.
What are your ideas so far, Crossed? I'm sure whatever kind of job you're looking for someone here can give you some good advice!
- #47
- 29 November 2011 - 01:32 AM
- crossedeyefreak
- Member
Just some balls of the walls place where I can atleast make something to help around this area. mom makes 8 an hour, 6am - 8pm friday - sunday.
This post has been edited by crossedeyefreak: 29 November 2011 - 02:14 AM
- #48
- 29 November 2011 - 02:14 AM
- Jerk
- Member
You know a good way to get a job? Nepotism.
But no, you're not employable and won't be for another few years unless you're connected enough to find someone willing to set you up with something. Or you could just volunteer and try to build connections and a resume in the meantime.
But no, you're not employable and won't be for another few years unless you're connected enough to find someone willing to set you up with something. Or you could just volunteer and try to build connections and a resume in the meantime.
- #50
- 29 November 2011 - 03:47 AM