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What's with everyone carrying a lot of stuff around nowadays? Everyone always has some extra crap.

All you really need is;

• Phone
  
• Wallet
  
• Keys
  
• Pen
  
• Hanky
  
• Condoms
  
• Lighter

And maybe (also, I suggest keeping them in a car or purse/man bag);

• First Aid Kit
  
• Book
  
• Lube
  
• Extra Clothes (always keep a pair in the car)
  
• Cigarettes
  
• Comb/Brush

You don't really need much stuff. What is with all the materialistic needs? It seems as though we're only comfortable when we have some of our belongings with us, and we are never satisfied when we don't have our possessions.

Also, have you ever realized that when it's your shit it's called stuff, but when it's another person's stuff it's shit? And that we want more and more shit all the time.

STOP MAKING THREADS YOU BITCH

asdf, on 06 December 2011 - 01:16 AM, said:

dude i don't know the whole story but a bit harsh don't ya think?

neonrain24, on 06 December 2011 - 01:32 AM, said:

No, it's not.

That said, I still don't know how asdf himself hasn't made it into Special Ed so he's not really one to talk either. And since this isn't Random Chat and I'm not a complete asshole, I don't feel the need to delete this. He tests my patience, but if his threads die they drop off the page and the relevant ones will stay. It works itself out.

About half of the things on your list are completely stupid. I mean, when are you ever going to be in a position that you need condoms and lube so bad that you can't take the time to drive to the pharmacy? No matter where you are, you're always five minutes away from one of them.

Jerk, on 06 December 2011 - 01:35 AM, said:

Not true! I, for one, stumble across completely nude women begging me to ram it into her only find out I have forgotten my Condoms and lube! I then hop in my helicopter and fly to the nearest pharmacy (or random person's house) only to come back and find that she's already getting railed by somebody who was better prepared! The moral of this story? Jerk is mad that he doesn't have his own helicopter.

Jorje, on 06 December 2011 - 01:57 AM, said:

What happens between me and your mom stays between me and your mom. (And on your bedsheets if she doesn't wash them fast enough.)

OMG A UR MOM JOKE? WOW U SUCK AT COMEBACKS YOU SHOULD GET OFF THE INTERNET AND DIE BCUZ UR A FAG!!!!1

I'm getting tired of your 4chan impression tonight.

The less stuff I have to carry when I go out, the better. Keys and wallet are a given. I usually only bring my phone if I'm going to work (it's a work phone).

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This post has been edited by Jorje: 06 December 2011 - 02:29 AM

If it doesn't conveniently fit in my pockets, it's not worth having.

Not all of that is what you really need DMLD, maybe other stuff

This post has been edited by Sliviathewolf: 06 December 2011 - 02:30 AM

At any single time i'm outside, i'll have;
House Keys
Money
ID
Subway Card

And that's Subway as in the food. Subway Sandwhiches. Love me some 6" Sweet Onion Terriakie Chicken.

That's not much stuff, right?

My dad bought me a new wallet for graduation from a place called "Saddleback Leather Co." Their motto is, "They'll fight over it when you die." That is, the warranty isn't "lifetime," it's something like one hundred years.

I keep a one British pound coin in it that I found on the ground in front of the local library just in case I ever need to make any important decisions.

You are a true man of class, Jerk.

Condoms and lube huh? Interesting.