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Make a wish! and grant the wish of the person above you.
The more creative the better.
I wish I had a million bucks!
Wrong answer:
Ok. You have a million bucks. Also you die
Better answer:
You have lotsa deer
Best answer:
You are killed by a mob of horny deer, who are angry you didn't wish for any does.
Fine then. I wish for a million dollars
Corrupt-a-wish For the litteralist in all of us
- Jorje
- Member
You are crushed by the weight of 1'000'000 one doller coins.
or
1'000'000$ Just appeared on Pluto for you.
or
You get the 1'000'000$ however, it is taken away and you are put in Jail for bank fraud.
(which one's better??)
I wish For a worldwide party of Tophats and mustaches.
or
1'000'000$ Just appeared on Pluto for you.
or
You get the 1'000'000$ however, it is taken away and you are put in Jail for bank fraud.
(which one's better??)
I wish For a worldwide party of Tophats and mustaches.
This post has been edited by Jorje: 09 December 2010 - 03:32 AM
- #2
- 09 December 2010 - 03:24 AM
You go insane from the EM0 rambelings of one million people who inherited only a doll.
All people are removed from the planet and no one is able to witness the best party ever.
also you are burned, frosen, suficated, and pummled with small rocks.
I wish for good health.
All people are removed from the planet and no one is able to witness the best party ever.
also you are burned, frosen, suficated, and pummled with small rocks.
I wish for good health.
- #3
- 09 December 2010 - 03:29 AM
Did I win?
(the first one was for quaddy. Ninjad')
(the first one was for quaddy. Ninjad')
- #4
- 09 December 2010 - 03:43 AM
- (nameless)
- *heavy sigh*
Member 
You outlive everyone you care about and go into a deep depression before finally dying of a very old age long after you've lost the ability to walk or control your bodily functions.
I wish to find happiness.
I wish to find happiness.
This post has been edited by (nameless): 09 December 2010 - 03:48 AM
- #5
- 09 December 2010 - 03:47 AM
You find happiness in a young girl named sindy.
but the fact that she is happy only makes you jellos.
I wish for a single bean.
but the fact that she is happy only makes you jellos.
I wish for a single bean.
- #6
- 09 December 2010 - 03:50 AM
An annoying bean follows you around complaining about how it can't get a girlfriend.
I wish for a jet pack.
I wish for a jet pack.
This post has been edited by Scotch: 09 December 2010 - 03:54 AM
- #7
- 09 December 2010 - 03:54 AM
- NoCreativeNames
- Member
Scotch, on 09 December 2010 - 03:54 AM, said:
An annoying bean follows you around complaining about how it can't get a girlfriend.
I wish for a jet pack.
I wish for a jet pack.
You get crushed by the jet engine that falls out of the sky.
I wish I was a fish.
This post has been edited by NoCreativeNames: 09 December 2010 - 03:56 AM
- #8
- 09 December 2010 - 03:56 AM
That sceen from star wars.
I wish for a time mashine that is paradox proof..
I wish for a time mashine that is paradox proof..
- #9
- 09 December 2010 - 03:56 AM
- (nameless)
- *heavy sigh*
Member
You guys post quickly.
Your time machine breaks, you are stuck in a dim past/future.
I wish for power.
This post has been edited by (nameless): 09 December 2010 - 03:58 AM
- #10
- 09 December 2010 - 03:57 AM
- Hen Barrison
- Member
Absolut power corupts absolutly. You go insane and evil.
I wish for wishes to cease to exsist.
I wish for wishes to cease to exsist.
This post has been edited by Hen Barrison: 09 December 2010 - 04:03 AM
- #11
- 09 December 2010 - 03:59 AM
You get a fish but soon discover that fishes suck.
Somone has too do my newest wish now.
Somone has too do my newest wish now.
- #12
- 09 December 2010 - 04:00 AM
@ navi - Your time machine does not account for celestial movement and you suffocate in the vacuum of space.
@ (nameless) - Your house now has electricity.
@ Quaddy - You rock so hard. How do you come up with these games?
I wish for a talking cactus.
@ (nameless) - Your house now has electricity.
@ Quaddy - You rock so hard. How do you come up with these games?
I wish for a talking cactus.
This post has been edited by Scotch: 09 December 2010 - 04:01 AM
- #13
- 09 December 2010 - 04:00 AM
Munch joins the fourm.
- #14
- 09 December 2010 - 04:02 AM
Ah, crap. I forgot about that. You really ought to have a new wish ready.
@ HB - Oh! Whoups. You get your wish. Guess we're done here.
I ---- I was sexy.
@ HB - Oh! Whoups. You get your wish. Guess we're done here.
I ---- I was sexy.
This post has been edited by Scotch: 09 December 2010 - 04:23 AM
- #16
- 09 December 2010 - 04:09 AM
Your wish takes out the closest wish to it first.
i wish for a puzzle that is just slightly easyer than a rubix cube.
i wish for a puzzle that is just slightly easyer than a rubix cube.
- #17
- 09 December 2010 - 04:13 AM
- Hen Barrison
- Member
Scotch, on 09 December 2010 - 04:09 AM, said:
Ah, crap. I forgot about that. You really ought to have a new wish ready.
@ HB - Oh! Whoups. You get your wish. Guess we're done here.
I ---- I was sexy.
@ HB - Oh! Whoups. You get your wish. Guess we're done here.
I ---- I was sexy.
haha! I win
new game.
- #18
- 09 December 2010 - 04:14 AM
I wish that scotches post was edited away.
- #19
- 09 December 2010 - 04:16 AM
- Hen Barrison
- Member
Only scotch can do that. Sorry. As a consoleation prize you will have one million united states dollars credited to your account.
- #21
- 09 December 2010 - 04:19 AM
I go insane from the EM0 rambelings of one million people who inherited only a doll.
Apoc is a smart 14 year old pretending to be a troll pretending to be stupid.
de-puzzled
Apoc is a smart 14 year old pretending to be a troll pretending to be stupid.
de-puzzled
- #22
- 09 December 2010 - 04:22 AM
He's also British!
I wish I was a rich and powerful drug lord.
I wish I was a rich and powerful drug lord.
- #24
- 09 December 2010 - 04:25 AM
He means to say that he is looking for idle companionship in us but finds that he is to hooked on making other suffer.
@ scotch
Everything from scarface.
@ scotch
Everything from scarface.
- #25
- 09 December 2010 - 04:28 AM
That's exactly what I want. My wish remains awesome!
- #26
- 09 December 2010 - 04:30 AM
@scotch: you get rich off a prescription drug for cancer you developed because you got cancer, but for some odd reason the drug works for everyone but you
I wish I could control the wind
I wish I could control the wind
- #27
- 09 December 2010 - 04:42 AM
You enjoy your wind powers for a minute, but then you get tired of sailing aimlessly and collecting stupid crap. Where the hell is that next dungeon?
I wish had the proportional strength of an ant.
I wish had the proportional strength of an ant.
- #28
- 09 December 2010 - 04:48 AM
You can, but the first time you try to use a powerfull up current to fly the low pressure pulls your anus through your nose.
I wish there had never been coffy.
@ scotch Your bones snap like twigs
I wish there had never been coffy.
@ scotch Your bones snap like twigs
This post has been edited by navi: 09 December 2010 - 04:50 AM
- #29
- 09 December 2010 - 04:49 AM
You can breath under water so you tie a rock to yourself because your to lazy to swim down to the bottom normaly. you are crushed because you don't fear the water anymore and didn't think of preassure.
- #31
- 09 December 2010 - 04:53 AM
You take a dive to test your powers and realize that everyone can breathe underwater. The problem is getting the oxygen out of it.
I wish I had wings.
I wish I had wings.
This post has been edited by Scotch: 09 December 2010 - 05:22 AM
- #32
- 09 December 2010 - 05:10 AM
- the wii anonymous
- Member
you recieve wings, but they are so large they kill you under there weight
i wish i ahd a fork of lies
i wish i ahd a fork of lies
- #33
- 09 December 2010 - 05:29 AM
You board a plane, but it gets in a but of a pickle. The captain takes too long speaking saying "Aeroplane" rather than "Airplane" and you crash and die.
I wish to bring Goku back!
I wish to bring Goku back!
- #41
- 09 December 2010 - 04:17 PM
You get goku from the GT series
I for an unsinkable ship
I for an unsinkable ship
This post has been edited by Opalord: 09 December 2010 - 05:17 PM
- #42
- 09 December 2010 - 05:17 PM
You get an unsinkable submarine, which is to say, you can't even take it underwater.
I wish I had a ton of gold.
I wish I had a ton of gold.
This post has been edited by Scotch: 09 December 2010 - 06:48 PM
- #43
- 09 December 2010 - 06:47 PM
You get one ton of gold bu it is very small.
It sinks into the earth and you never see it again.
I wish for a single shingle of normal proportions.
It sinks into the earth and you never see it again.
I wish for a single shingle of normal proportions.
- #44
- 09 December 2010 - 06:50 PM
- (nameless)
- *heavy sigh*
Member
You get your wish, it is unsuitable for use, you've wasted a perfectly good wish.
I wish for better Math skills.
I wish for better Math skills.
- #45
- 09 December 2010 - 06:52 PM
- Mister Nikel
- The Prosecution is always ready your honor.
Member 
Granted but you forget all you knew about English.
I wish to learn magic.
I wish to learn magic.
This post has been edited by Mister Nikel: 09 December 2010 - 06:56 PM
- #46
- 09 December 2010 - 06:56 PM
You gain the best math skill in the univers
but you do not no anything about math.
You are mortal and so you die without understanding the thousands of miles of symbols that you have placed on paper and the paper is lost long before humanity can translate it into somthing understandable. You are considered to be some crazy ass by historians and die very poor.
You learn magic but discover you have no magic powers.
I wish I wish I was a fish.
[/referance]
but you do not no anything about math.
You are mortal and so you die without understanding the thousands of miles of symbols that you have placed on paper and the paper is lost long before humanity can translate it into somthing understandable. You are considered to be some crazy ass by historians and die very poor.
You learn magic but discover you have no magic powers.
I wish I wish I was a fish.
[/referance]
This post has been edited by navi: 09 December 2010 - 06:57 PM
- #47
- 09 December 2010 - 06:57 PM
- (nameless)
- *heavy sigh*
Member
@Nikel: Meh, Es varu jaunu mācīties kādreiz...Kāpēc Lativan? Neatkarīgi...
- #48
- 09 December 2010 - 06:59 PM
- Mister Nikel
- The Prosecution is always ready your honor.
Member
Well played.
This post has been edited by Mister Nikel: 09 December 2010 - 07:02 PM
- #49
- 09 December 2010 - 07:01 PM
@ navi - A creepy guy with four elbows is looking for you.
[/different reference]
I wish for more wishes.
[/different reference]
I wish for more wishes.
This post has been edited by Scotch: 09 December 2010 - 07:02 PM
- #50
- 09 December 2010 - 07:01 PM