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i wished you would sing the song that never ends, and it was granted, BUT U ARENT SINGING!
Corrupt-a-wish For the litteralist in all of us
- the wii anonymous
- Member
BUT MY WISH DIDNT COME TRUE CURROPTED
but fine, i wish navi would answer this with the song taht never ends
but fine, i wish navi would answer this with the song taht never ends
- #103
- 10 December 2010 - 04:19 AM
I am Henery the Eighth, I am
Henery the Eighth, I am I am
Henery the Eighth, I am I am
- #104
- 10 December 2010 - 04:28 AM
- Karori
- Member
Suddenly, half the human population start having purely evil thoughts, and the other half start having purely good thoughts. A huge battle then takes place between the thinkers, leaving the world in ruin, leaving only the apathetic and lazy to scavenge the wastelands unceasingly for all eternity.
I wish I could jump really high.
I wish I could jump really high.
This post has been edited by Karori: 10 December 2010 - 05:10 AM
- #106
- 10 December 2010 - 05:09 AM
- Quaddy
- Member
You can still jump, even when cocaine has destroyed all your other motor capabilities in exchange for temporary pleasure. You are compelled to use this power immediately, or you start going into withdrawal.
I wish I was the president pro tempore of the NC Senate.
I wish I was the president pro tempore of the NC Senate.
This post has been edited by Quaddy: 10 December 2010 - 05:22 AM
- #107
- 10 December 2010 - 05:20 AM
- Mikaro
- Member
Your wish is granted and you slowly, but surely, rise in the ranks of government. Soon, you are elected president but, on the fourth day of your presidency, people claim you haven't brought good things fast enough and perform a swift coup d'état during which, they torture you mercilessly.... to death.
I wish this wish was consequence free.
I wish this wish was consequence free.
- #108
- 10 December 2010 - 05:37 AM
your wish is the death of all.
- #109
- 10 December 2010 - 05:45 AM
No consequences, good or bad, come from your wish. Unless you consider your wish being completely wasted a consequence, in which case the paradox leprechaun shoots you in the head.
I wish I could chew, ingest, and survive off of gold.
I wish I could chew, ingest, and survive off of gold.
- #110
- 10 December 2010 - 05:46 AM
- the wii anonymous
- Member
your life is now consequence free, but now oyu cant live, therefore you are dead
kaxbe, i meant the user on the fourms named navi, and plus, it didnt come true if he didnt responde ot the post!
i wish navi, the fourm user, puts the song that never ends within the next 5 messages, with no side effects at all
(curropt that!)
kaxbe, i meant the user on the fourms named navi, and plus, it didnt come true if he didnt responde ot the post!
i wish navi, the fourm user, puts the song that never ends within the next 5 messages, with no side effects at all
(curropt that!)
- #111
- 10 December 2010 - 05:47 AM
The joke of me not posting was that I was to busy singing.
but I wanted to come back I got used to it so now I'm back.
but I wanted to come back I got used to it so now I'm back.
- #112
- 10 December 2010 - 05:50 AM
are you dipleaed with your wish?
Wish corrupted.
Wish corrupted.
- #114
- 10 December 2010 - 05:55 AM
@ wii anonymous, the only relevant rule ever: Stop being a Dick! You're ruining the game.
I wish for Paulo x Sue
I wish for Paulo x Sue
This post has been edited by Migrant: 10 December 2010 - 05:59 AM
- #115
- 10 December 2010 - 05:58 AM
- the wii anonymous
- Member
your wish comes true, but then the universe colapses
i just want my wish to come true
i wish i hadent the whole pizza
i just want my wish to come true
i wish i hadent the whole pizza
- #116
- 10 December 2010 - 06:03 AM
I wish you went to bed untill you made sence again because I don't remember you as being retarded.
goodnight.
goodnight.
- #117
- 10 December 2010 - 06:07 AM
@ Migrant - It turns out that Paulo and Sue really are the perfect couple and nothing will ever separate them. They are removed from the comic two panels after they hook up because they are now boring.
@ anon - You regurgitate a slice in pristine form. It hurts a lot.
I wish for world peace.
@ anon - You regurgitate a slice in pristine form. It hurts a lot.
I wish for world peace.
- #118
- 10 December 2010 - 06:11 AM
- the wii anonymous
- Member
@scotch world peace is found, but then the scorpions attack, we have no guns
@mikaro a9058247uygikhsjzdhg (aka, you study for the finals, but u study all the wrong answers) (btw i dont study)
im sorry I CANT SLEEP
i wish i hadent the whole golf course
@mikaro a9058247uygikhsjzdhg (aka, you study for the finals, but u study all the wrong answers) (btw i dont study)
im sorry I CANT SLEEP
i wish i hadent the whole golf course
This post has been edited by the wii anonymous: 10 December 2010 - 06:41 AM
- #120
- 10 December 2010 - 06:39 AM
I found a new way to get to the internet and as such I have returned to say
GET THAT GOLF COURCE OUT OF YOUR ASS AND MAYBE YOU CAN SLEAP!!!!
GET THAT GOLF COURCE OUT OF YOUR ASS AND MAYBE YOU CAN SLEAP!!!!
- #121
- 10 December 2010 - 06:44 AM
You own a frikin' golf course?!
- #122
- 10 December 2010 - 06:44 AM
yes and he the whole thing.
I mean realy, I've been so tired yet still awake that my depth perseption started telling me that my keyboard was at a different angle than it was and I never used that meme.
I mean realy, I've been so tired yet still awake that my depth perseption started telling me that my keyboard was at a different angle than it was and I never used that meme.
- #123
- 10 December 2010 - 06:49 AM
- the wii anonymous
- Member
but... i didnt put it in my ass... i accidently the whole golf course
- #124
- 10 December 2010 - 06:50 AM
Right, your letting me fill in the blank. and as such, you put a golf courcr in your ass. When you come back in the morning it can be gone but right now the golf cource is going in your ass.
- #126
- 10 December 2010 - 06:56 AM
Maybe he just had sex with it. 18 times.
- #127
- 10 December 2010 - 06:57 AM
Greatest pun ever.
I wish furrys were real and that people realised what that means for the "It doesn't exist therfore wanting it is an immoral waste of potential" argument.
I wish furrys were real and that people realised what that means for the "It doesn't exist therfore wanting it is an immoral waste of potential" argument.
- #128
- 10 December 2010 - 07:08 AM
as a result, my wish from right before this comes true, one person and an animal at a time. Even once we discover the risks, people keep coming to me and sacraficing wolves and lions and the like.
ninjad'
I'll take that positivly.
ninjad'
I'll take that positivly.
- #131
- 10 December 2010 - 07:28 AM
You now have three dollars. As opposed to two.
I wish I could wallcrawl.
I wish I could wallcrawl.
- #132
- 10 December 2010 - 07:30 AM
You can. You attempt to be like spiderman but with ninja stuff and guns and bombs. On your first mission someone caps you while you slowly crawl up a wall after slicing the neck of the guy in the back.
- #134
- 10 December 2010 - 07:34 AM
You can jerk, you can.
I once was under the name toco.
here I am!
I once was under the name toco.
here I am!
- #136
- 10 December 2010 - 07:37 AM
You get a quesadilla. HAHAHA! Now you will have to rotate it 90 degrees and fluff it up a little!
I wish my conscience would tell me something constructive.
I wish my conscience would tell me something constructive.
- #137
- 10 December 2010 - 07:53 AM
Your final is some number of minutes away from 8 hours
- #139
- 10 December 2010 - 07:58 AM
- Quaddy
- Member
Navi: ILB turns into GLADoS. He no longer says nice things, but is still secretly a man.
He sings 'I'm Still Alive', though, and his beautiful rendition makes up for the fact that he is now a malevolent, murderous robot.
Also, you get to be the first test subject! The portal gun is bigger than you. You starve to death on the first level.
I wish I wouldn't get ninja'd
He sings 'I'm Still Alive', though, and his beautiful rendition makes up for the fact that he is now a malevolent, murderous robot.
Also, you get to be the first test subject! The portal gun is bigger than you. You starve to death on the first level.
I wish I wouldn't get ninja'd
This post has been edited by Quaddy: 10 December 2010 - 01:06 PM
- #148
- 10 December 2010 - 01:05 PM