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Corrupt-a-wish For the litteralist in all of us

  • ILB
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Apoc, you need to make wishes... ^_^
  • #151

  • Apoc
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That was a wish.
  • #152

  • ILB
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No, you need to make separate wishes. :smirk:
  • #153

  • navi
  • Special Ed
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Why was that directed at me?
whatever.
I wish that I would turn small objects to sckittls.
  • #154

  • Apoc
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It turns out a sckittl is a giant bear that trys to kill everything.

I wish for a wish to wish so I can wish for a wish to wish for a ...

This post has been edited by Apoc: 10 December 2010 - 04:20 PM

  • #155

  • navi
  • Special Ed
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That is actualy many many wishes.
The wishes keep coming true forever and so you have to stay alive to get them forever but every time they do you hear the item get sound from link and the wishes take far under a second to each carry out.

I wish I was navi the fairy.
  • #156

  • ILB
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You become Navi the fairy, but Link sits on you. ^_^

I wish Zachary would appear more in the comic.
  • #157

As the words leave your lips, you quickly go back and check the BCB homepage, only to find that all the characters have been replaced with Zachary. You even go back a couple of arcs, and find some interesting, possibly arousing, Zachary on Zachary action.

I wish I could breath fire.
  • #158

  • Apoc
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You burn the inside of your mouth up and your face.
  • #159

  • navi
  • Special Ed
    Banned
You sufficate because there isn't enough fire.
I wish I could turn dirt into dimonds.
  • #160

  • ILB
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Granted. The economy collapses because of the extreme riches that are created. ^_^


I wish the Earth would start spinning around its other axis.
  • #161

  • navi
  • Special Ed
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and in the new world I am the ruler, using my dimond bladed army's to take over everything.
a few countrys go nuke on me but I just hide in my DIMOND bomb shelter and continue to produce see through armor that stops bullets.

try again from here.
  • #162

View PostQuaddy, on 09 December 2010 - 03:16 AM, said:

Make a wish! and grant the wish of the person above you.
The more creative the better.
I wish I had a million bucks!

Wrong answer:
Ok. You have a million bucks. Also you die

Better answer:
You have lotsa deer

Best answer:
You are killed by a mob of horny deer, who are angry you didn't wish for any does.


I think we're forgetting how this game is played. People have been pulling a lot of "wrong answers." Be creative using the contents of the wish! Don't just say:

View PostApoc, on 10 December 2010 - 12:51 PM, said:

The world is filled with those things and everone dies, from cancer.


That's not the point of the game...

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I wish I was smart and determined enough to take 8 semesters worth of classes in one semester.

This post has been edited by Mikaro: 10 December 2010 - 06:47 PM

  • #163

  • navi
  • Special Ed
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Your smart and determined enough to take 8 semesters worth of classes in one semester but now you don't want to.
  • #164

  • Apoc
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Damn ninjad.

This post has been edited by Apoc: 10 December 2010 - 06:50 PM

  • #165

  • navi
  • Special Ed
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because you don't feel the need for the aproval of others anymore.

nijad by apoc

I wish I could not be ninja'd

This post has been edited by navi: 10 December 2010 - 06:50 PM

  • #166

  • ILB
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You cannot be ninjaed, but then again, that means that you stop posting and find something else to do with your time. ^_^


As for the wish, I wish it was easier to make macramé.
  • #167

  • navi
  • Special Ed
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noooooo1!!!!!!!!!!
I wish that I could multi task.
  • #168

  • Apoc
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@ILB I don't even know what that is but your attack by a bear anyway.

This post has been edited by Apoc: 10 December 2010 - 07:12 PM

  • #169

  • navi
  • Special Ed
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You already can tecnikaly @ ilb

at this point, suck a dick apoc.
This (repeditive) is why you can't play fourm games.
  • #170

You finally gain the ability to think and breath at the same time.

By the way, from this point on I will answer wishes that Apoc has answered unsatisfactorily because he is simply too cute to play the game properly. It's the least I can do.

I wish all food items could be made into juice.
  • #171

  • ILB
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Granted. This includes human meat, which becomes a delicacy. The new juice becomes a hit, and every other kind goes out of production.

I wish I could explain Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo to my friends. ^_^
  • #172

  • Apoc
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You can but it annoyes them and they are not your friends anymore, you spiral into depression, start drrinking, and eventualy jump off a cliff at the age of 42.

I wish for more cream.

This post has been edited by Apoc: 10 December 2010 - 07:13 PM

  • #173

You get Preparation-H. Hope it works, by the way.

I wish I had a foot-long pianist.
  • #174

  • Apoc
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You get beaten up by a foot long pianist and die from your wounds.

I wish for more whipped cream.

This post has been edited by Apoc: 10 December 2010 - 07:22 PM

  • #175

  • ILB
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You get a lot of cream, but all of it whips you in the face at high speed. ^_^

I wish Stacy also appeared more in the comics.
  • #176

You get whipped Preparation-H. It is no longer quite as effective at curing hemorrhoids.

Edit: Whoups! Stacy makes many appearances in other comics in which the one of the main characters is named Stacy. You have to be specific, you know. (yeah, I realize this one really sucks)

I wish for one million [slang term for money which is easily misinterpreted].

This post has been edited by Scotch: 10 December 2010 - 07:30 PM

  • #177

  • ILB
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You get one million of Johnny Cash's "With His Hot and Blue Guitar" record, dropped on your feet. Your feet turn both black and blue. ^_^

I wish 'table' only had one meaning.
  • #178

  • Apoc
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It has one meaning but there is a huge war on what thother things should be.

I wish for more wishes.
  • #179

  • ILB
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You get one more wish, but you use it to wish death upon the genie that abused your first one. :smirk:

I wish these wishes were less easily abused. ^_^
  • #180

  • Apoc
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You make all of this boreing and people start to hate you.

I wish for there to be no more poverty.
  • #181

  • ILB
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Granted. Everybody becomes filthy rich, abusing the Earth's resources and collapsing the world's ecosystem in the process. We cannot upkeep life here, and still cannot travel to other planets, and so we all die - except for a precious few people that survive miraculously.

I wish we could hop from trees to trees without falling into rivers. ^_^
  • #182

@Apoc: Granted. The world is now under Soviet-style communism where poverty is middle-class.

@ILB: Granted. You fall into volcanoes now.

I wish I could never get tired.

This post has been edited by Mikaro: 10 December 2010 - 07:59 PM

  • #183

  • ILB
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Granted. Your abused body collapses after a few weeks of strain, since you did not know when to stop. Eventually, you get burned to death by a wildfire in a field, set in movement by a witch and a castle guard.

I wish I could fly.
  • #184

:/ you get struck down by lightning and fall into the ocean and forget how to swim :O
I wish for Glen Beck to become mute, blind, and deaf
  • #185

People still take his chalkboard scribblings seriously.

I wish candy was healthy.
  • #186

  • ILB
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Glen Beck becomes mute, blind and deaf. Unfortunately, he does not become disabled, and as so he keeps walking you down in the street.

Candy becomes healthy, but as of the rule of thumb it also becomes far less tasty.

I wish the world was less violent. ^_^
  • #187

:/ The world becomes allies with everyone but you :O
I wish to have a banhammer
  • #188

  • ILB
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You get a ban hammer, but you keep missing and striking your own fingers. ^_^

I wish you would understand me when I say "plaster".
  • #189

We understand the meaning of plaster but we all lost interest in your conversation.

I wish could get more sleep.
  • #190

  • ILB
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You get to sleep for a hundred years, lying in a pink dress inside a castle. You only wake up when a prince kisses you full on the mouth, and then you marry instantly.

I wish I had read more fairy tales in my youth. ^_^
  • #191

Granted but, you were only read Grimm's fairy tales and, as a result, are now a sadistic serial murderer =D

I wish my chocolate mocha wouldn't go away when I drink it =(
  • #192

  • ILB
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Granted. It follows you around, giving you paranoia.

I wish it would go away. Just for you. ^_^
  • #193

Awwww thanks! Granted. Now it follows you ^^

I wish I could write and perform amazing songs off the top of my head.
  • #194

Your head is removed and your now your body stands on top of it playing awesome songs.

I wish troll turtle made more appearances in this comic.
  • #195

Granted, you ninja bastard: troll turtle shows up in every frame of every comic until the climax when everyone trips at once and snaps their neck.

I wish my beard could grow a beard.
  • #196

  • ILB
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It does, but you have to shave them separately, and quickly, since it grows frightfully fast.

I wish I could make as good corruptions as what Scotch does. ^_^
  • #197

@Scotch: Granted but, the turtle is now the only character that the comic focuses on.

@Jerk: Granted but, that second beard has a beard of its own which is sentient and takes over your body.

@ILB: Granted but that cynical attitude carries on into your life off the forum and you become dreadfully unfun.

I wish I could write a better song than Bohemian Rhapsody.

This post has been edited by Mikaro: 10 December 2010 - 10:38 PM

  • #198

  • ILB
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You can, but you get no recognition for it until hundreds of years after your death, such as with Mozart.

I wish my previous wish did not make me cynical. ^_^
  • #199

Hey! I'm fun...

Your previous wish has now turned you into a painfully literal person to the point that you are seriously confused by idioms and exaggerations.

I wish for the ability to shoot lasers from my eyes.

This post has been edited by Scotch: 12 December 2010 - 06:16 PM

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