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Corrupt-a-wish For the litteralist in all of us

  • ILB
  • secretly a man :smirk:
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Granted. The technology required to do this ruins your eyesight permanently.

I wish we had more citrus fruits in Norway. ^_^
  • #201
  • 10 December 2010 - 10:46 PM
Your country is now overrun with gay people who are obsessed with everything citrus-related.

I wish I had an eagle's vision.
  • #202
  • 10 December 2010 - 10:48 PM
  • ILB
  • secretly a man :smirk:
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Granted. You see things you never should have seen, and lose a lot of sleep over this. Also, you grow a beak.

I wish hard hats were fashionable. :love:
  • #203
  • 10 December 2010 - 10:53 PM
WHOA. Guess I shoulda refreshed the page...

@ILB Granted, but hard hats are uncomfortable and no one sells soft hats anymore.

I wish I could read minds and control said power.

This post has been edited by Mikaro: 10 December 2010 - 10:57 PM

  • #204
  • 10 December 2010 - 10:55 PM
@ ILB - People begin wearing very difficult, unwieldy hats to be fashionable. Many neck injuries occur.

@ Mikaro - You can, but you have to remove the targets mind and read it like a book. It's really gooey.

I wish the 3-D etch-a-sketch existed.
  • #205
  • 10 December 2010 - 10:59 PM
  • ILB
  • secretly a man :smirk:
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Granted. It etches sketches into reality, effectively dividing the universe by zero.

I wish the pages here could have fifty replies each... :smirk:
  • #206
  • 10 December 2010 - 11:00 PM
@Scotch: Granted but, it doesn't sell well and the company that makes etch-a-sketch goes under. Now future generations will never experience the joy of an etch-a-sketch and it's all you fault!

@ILB: Granted but now the forum lags like shit.

I wish I had the fastest internet in the world.

This post has been edited by Mikaro: 10 December 2010 - 11:02 PM

  • #207
  • 10 December 2010 - 11:01 PM
It still doesn't prevent you from being constantly ninja'd. XD

I wish Firefly never got canceled.
  • #208
  • 10 December 2010 - 11:04 PM
  • ILB
  • secretly a man :smirk:
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Granted. It runs away. ^_^

Granted. It runs forever, gradually getting worse, just as all drawn-out shows do. The decay is much quicker than what it usually is, however.

I wish it was easier to avoid being ninjaed here. :smirk:
  • #209
  • 10 December 2010 - 11:05 PM
@Scotch: Granted. But, the next few episodes sucked and you stopped watching it.
@ILB: Granted. You are now the only person with access to the forum.

I wish Flapjack never got canceled!!

This post has been edited by Mikaro: 10 December 2010 - 11:06 PM

  • #210
  • 10 December 2010 - 11:06 PM
10 years later the the number of serial killings experiences a dramatic spike for some reason.

Aww, ILB. You don't have to keep crossing yours out. I liked yours better anyway.

I wish children's learning shows had better writing.

This post has been edited by Scotch: 10 December 2010 - 11:27 PM

  • #211
  • 10 December 2010 - 11:14 PM
an alpaca eats your skull because you didn't wish for talking lamas

i wish you couldn't corrupt this wish
  • #212
  • 10 December 2010 - 11:37 PM
  • ILB
  • secretly a man :smirk:
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Granted. ^_^

I wish for apples to become pears.
  • #213
  • 10 December 2010 - 11:40 PM
apples become pears, but then they decide to eat everyones souls because you didnt wish for them to be japenese pears.

i wish i didnt have a virus/malware/whatever screwed my internet explorer up (good thing i got firefox :D)
  • #214
  • 10 December 2010 - 11:46 PM
@ ILB - What a great wish. Seriously. Best Frikin' Wish.

Instead of the whatever messing up your Internet Explorer it messes up Firefox and you remain blissfully stuck in the 90's. Just kidding, IE isn't that bad. It's awful close, though.

I wish people aged backwards mentally.

This post has been edited by Scotch: 10 December 2010 - 11:54 PM

  • #215
  • 10 December 2010 - 11:54 PM
Wii Anonymous, you're breaking the ruuuuuuules o-o (<--- this is me staying into your soul)

@TWA: Granted, but now you can't go back to those porn sites that caused the viruses again =D
@Scotch: Granted, but now we are ruled by infant overlords and we can't devise a good plan because they're all smarter than us.

I wish I had the motivation to start my own webcomic.

This post has been edited by Mikaro: 10 December 2010 - 11:57 PM

  • #216
  • 10 December 2010 - 11:55 PM
@scotch people age backwords in there brains, making the younglings have sex, everywhere, and the population dies forever. also a alpaca eats your tophat.

@mikaro, 1, im actually following the rules, and 2, you have the motivation to start a webcomic, but never continue or finish it. oh and it wasnt porn.

i wish i had a job

This post has been edited by the wii anonymous: 10 December 2010 - 11:58 PM

  • #217
  • 10 December 2010 - 11:56 PM
you get the motivation but your comics suck.

i wish i had.........

A HOUSE!

(i tryed to think of something that couldn't be bad)
  • #218
  • 10 December 2010 - 11:58 PM
you raised the money to have a house, but then ninjas take it all (p.s. NINJAD!)

I HAVE NO MORE WISHES
  • #219
  • 11 December 2010 - 12:00 AM
@ tristen - You come down with a strange illness and Gregory House mentally abuses you.

@ anon - You start out okay but your horrible consequence usually has nothing to do with the wish. You're doing better than you were before, though.

I wish for a flying car.

This post has been edited by Scotch: 11 December 2010 - 12:03 AM

  • #220
  • 11 December 2010 - 12:01 AM
@TWA: Granted. You are now a slave/bitch for life.
@tristena: Granted, but your house is self-aware. It eventually acquires a taste for squirrels that crawl into it through the basement window. Soon, cats. Then, dogs. THEN, children. When you go to investigate.... Three guesses what happens next 8-D
@Scotch: Granted. You get a flying car. Too bad it's powered by a fuel that doesn't yet exist.

I wish I knew what I wanted for Christmas.

This post has been edited by Mikaro: 11 December 2010 - 12:03 AM

  • #221
  • 11 December 2010 - 12:02 AM
cheese

i wish mikaro would have my nickname be die, not twa (the wii anonymous, also known as diealein)
  • #222
  • 11 December 2010 - 12:09 AM
you know what you want for christmas but somehow you also learn what you are getting for chrismas

(if i lost my house i just move into my parents house!)

i wish people would call me tristen instead of tristena
  • #223
  • 11 December 2010 - 12:11 AM
  • ILB
  • secretly a man :smirk:
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Granted. They call you Tristena behind your back.

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@ ILB - What a great wish. Seriously. Best Frikin' Wish.


How? ^_^



I wish Abbey's smiley was less angry.
  • #224
  • 11 December 2010 - 12:25 AM
GRANTED. every one elses smiley is angry now.



I WISH MY HAIR COULD BE COLORED FOREVER!
  • #225
  • 11 December 2010 - 12:32 AM
@ ILB - Have you seen this?

View Post*Ninja, on 09 December 2010 - 05:12 AM, said:

Bye? Posted Image
Also, I hate apples. The skins make my mouth too dry. Pears are awesome.

This post has been edited by Scotch: 11 December 2010 - 12:57 AM

  • #226
  • 11 December 2010 - 12:38 AM
  • ILB
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Granted. It is coloured a smashing combination of screaming pink, outlandish yellow and gorey orange, giving you the appearance of a toucan that fell into a vat of rainbow paint.


I wish I could go to space. ^_^


Yes, I saw that Abbey. Sadly. :smirk:
  • #227
  • 11 December 2010 - 12:38 AM
how is that a bad twist on my wish?



you do go to space but your helmet breaks and you die




i wish BCB comics came out more often

This post has been edited by tristena1b2c3: 11 December 2010 - 12:41 AM

  • #228
  • 11 December 2010 - 12:40 AM
@ ILB - In a ship, right? Because otherwise you know where this is going.

@ tristen - New comics come out twice a day and BCB ends within a month. Also, Taeshi has an aneurysm from the added stress. How did you not see that one coming?

I wish for a double-decker bus.

This post has been edited by Scotch: 11 December 2010 - 12:56 AM

  • #229
  • 11 December 2010 - 12:51 AM
  • ILB
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You get a bus with WWI-type wings, that falls straight to the ground the moment you get it above fifty metres altitude.

Quote

@ ILB - In a ship, right? Because otherwise you know where this is going.


I intentionally left that one open for interpretation. ^_^

Quote

how is that a bad twist on my wish?


It is, but I did not think it would need elaboration.


I wish Flower Girl would make more appearances in the comic. #^_^#
  • #230
  • 11 December 2010 - 01:07 AM
The comic follows David as he kidnaps Flower Girl and keeps her in his basement forcing her to watch old B-movies (my best guess as to the kind of thing that David watches). It is so successful that the main storyline becomes a filler for the new comic Creepy Basement Time with David.

I wish for a working grappling hook.

This post has been edited by Scotch: 11 December 2010 - 01:42 AM

  • #231
  • 11 December 2010 - 01:41 AM
It's scaled for use by your action figure collection.

I wish the airplanes, in the night sky were, like, shooting stars, man!
  • #232
  • 11 December 2010 - 01:44 AM
  • ILB
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Granted, but that means they all burn up high in the atmosphere and the infrastructure of transportation falls apart.

I wish I was not as gory. ^_^
  • #233
  • 11 December 2010 - 01:44 AM
@ Quaddy - XD Oh, my GOD, man. That is Golden. Best Wish.

@ ILB - Creepy Basement Time with David is changed to Freaky Dungeon Time with David. Flower Girl is mercilessly tortured by David in every episode. The vaginal mutilation episode wins an Emmy. There, you are now less gory than me.

This post has been edited by Scotch: 11 December 2010 - 01:56 AM

  • #234
  • 11 December 2010 - 01:53 AM
Your blood is removed.

I wish I had a cooler hat. That doesn't harm me by freezing. or Weight.
  • #235
  • 11 December 2010 - 01:54 AM
Your hat is cold, but not enough to freeze you or be uncomfortable. However it is made of a powerful low-temperature superconductor and you are frequently struck by lightning. That's what you get for tryin' ta cheat the system.

I wish I had beer goggles.

This post has been edited by Scotch: 11 December 2010 - 02:01 AM

  • #236
  • 11 December 2010 - 01:59 AM
Granted but a mix up at the beer factory means when you first use them you accidentally fill your eyes with pepper spray.

I wish for control over time and space.
  • #237
  • 11 December 2010 - 02:02 AM
  • ILB
  • secretly a man :smirk:
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You are granted control over time and space, and with them the Pokéballs of Palkia and Dialga. But without Giratina, the third part of the trio, they are useless and you cannot wield them properly, instead having to go after lowly fights to win affection.

I wish musical instruments were more commonplace. ^_^
  • #238
  • 11 December 2010 - 02:07 AM
Everyone plays guitar hero.

I wish that fusion would always be ten years away instead of 20

This post has been edited by Quaddy: 11 December 2010 - 02:11 AM

  • #239
  • 11 December 2010 - 02:10 AM
  • ILB
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Granted, but everybody moves on to fission instead of fusion and the point is moot. :smirk:

I wish people knew the difference between console games and musical instruments. :P
  • #240
  • 11 December 2010 - 02:11 AM
They now know how to choose console games every time :P

I wish I could reliably detect sarcasm over the internet (but only for posts I read, not the whole thing)
  • #241
  • 11 December 2010 - 02:14 AM
  • ILB
  • secretly a man :smirk:
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Granted. The result is too depressing for you to bear, and you go insane when you realise how much sarcasm there is even in the little you read.

I wish upon a star.
  • #242
  • 11 December 2010 - 02:16 AM
If I were up on a star I would wish myself down, but whatever.

I wish for super detective skills.
  • #243
  • 11 December 2010 - 02:24 AM
a top hat decides to eat your head before you can become a super detective.

i wish avast! anti-virus worked faster.
  • #244
  • 11 December 2010 - 02:31 AM
Okay, that's what Mikaro meant. You gotta try at least a little bit harder than that.
  • #245
  • 11 December 2010 - 02:51 AM
It works faster by clearing some space for itself on your hard drive. Including your password save file on your browser. Recess rejoices.

(Seriously though. Wrong answer.)

I wanna be a billionare!
So freakin bad.
  • #246
  • 11 December 2010 - 03:18 AM
Granted. You're Donald Trump.

I wish that days were just a smidgen longer.

Also:

View PostScotch, on 11 December 2010 - 02:51 AM, said:

Okay, that's what Mikaro meant. You gotta try at least a little bit harder than that.


?

Edit: Nevermind. Got it. I was tired last night 0_0

This post has been edited by Mikaro: 12 December 2010 - 03:14 AM

  • #247
  • 11 December 2010 - 07:01 AM
  • Apoc
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To make the days longer the earth must be further away from the sun, we all freeze to death.

I wish for a tuna.
  • #248
  • 11 December 2010 - 09:27 AM
you get a tuna but it is alive and eats you.


I WISH FOR UNLIMITED WISHES!!! 8-D
  • #249
  • 11 December 2010 - 02:41 PM
  • ILB
  • secretly a man :smirk:
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You get one.

You get unlimited wishes, but the pressure of coming up with something new to wish for breaks you down. Eventually, you wish you had only one wish left, and you use that wish to curse yourself when you stub your toe on a table.

I wish John Lennon was still alive.
  • #250
  • 11 December 2010 - 02:42 PM
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