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Corrupt-a-wish For the litteralist in all of us

They trample you in a charge. Sorry
I wish that I can get my thoughts on mike to taishi
  • #2051
  • 14 December 2011 - 04:50 AM
She gets them. She thinks they are dumb. You get banned. You get so banned you can't even get on the internet.


I wish for more emoticon faces on the site.
  • #2052
  • 14 December 2011 - 04:04 PM
There are too many, you can't find the one your looking for
I wish i can draw as well as my sister, who is in an art college
  • #2053
  • 14 December 2011 - 10:14 PM
Your wish is granted but by makeing your sister draw at your skill level
I wish I was able to creat life at will
  • #2054
  • 14 December 2011 - 10:19 PM
Granted, but the only thing you can summon is a wave of baby fetuses. Still alive, by the way. :D

I wish I hadnt imagined what a wave of baby fetuses looked like. ;_;
  • #2055
  • 15 December 2011 - 05:23 AM
So you don't have to imagine it, I put one outside your house.

I wish for a pie-flavored pie.
  • #2056
  • 16 December 2011 - 11:15 PM
Trains. That is all.

I wish for this thread to live again.
  • #2057
  • 19 December 2011 - 01:47 AM
Granted, but the next poster is so boring it kills it again.

I wish for world peace.
  • #2058
  • 19 December 2011 - 01:57 AM
Someone already asked for that, and I will reply with the same answer: It is achieved the '1984' fashion. (War Is Peace, Freedom is Slavery, Ignorance is Strength)

I wish for a year's supply of pancakes and hugs (form straight, good, and not carrying any easily transmittable deceases females). And let me add not under 14 or over 40.

This post has been edited by The Swimmer: 19 December 2011 - 02:02 AM

  • #2059
  • 19 December 2011 - 01:59 AM
Granted, but now without any form of conflict, people can go and just take what they want.

I wish I had a life.
  • #2060
  • 19 December 2011 - 01:59 AM
Granted. Then suddenly apocalypse.

I wish for a tablet. No seriously, mah gawds.
  • #2061
  • 19 December 2011 - 02:00 AM
You get a CrackBerry XD.

I wish for someone to answer my last wish.
  • #2062
  • 19 December 2011 - 02:03 AM
Granted, but it comes cracked when delivered.
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Granted, but they're those really gross pancake-in-a-can pancakes that your spray and it's just all really wrong, and the hugs are those awkward one-armed ones.

I wish I could afford a fancy new bass guitar :DD

This post has been edited by Octahedron: 19 December 2011 - 02:05 AM

  • #2063
  • 19 December 2011 - 02:03 AM
Granted. But you can only play one string per 10000 years.

I wish to be a better artist.
  • #2064
  • 19 December 2011 - 02:06 AM
Granted, but no affect because you're already amazing and can't get any better :DD
Bam, look at me, throwin' all these compliments and shit 'round the place, I'm such a nice guy shut up Octahedron.

I wish I had all the food. All of it.

This post has been edited by Octahedron: 19 December 2011 - 02:09 AM

  • #2065
  • 19 December 2011 - 02:08 AM
It buries you alive
I wish for a faulty rpg
  • #2066
  • 19 December 2011 - 02:09 AM
Granted, but you explode from playing too much.

I wish for the ability to get off my ass and start a BCB fancomic series

This post has been edited by Tiggy: 19 December 2011 - 02:10 AM

  • #2067
  • 19 December 2011 - 02:10 AM
Granted, but Aria brutally murders all your fancharacters. Then Aria herself spontaneously combusts, blowing your hands to smithereens.

I wish it would rain honey.

This post has been edited by The Observer: 19 December 2011 - 05:27 AM

  • #2068
  • 19 December 2011 - 05:26 AM
Bees attack you without mercy.

I wish for an incredible artistic ability.
  • #2069
  • 19 December 2011 - 05:27 AM
You do get artistic ability but both of your arms get cut off or you get the artistic ability then you get paralyzed and you have accidentaly get your arms burned (dunno how but i dont care)

Just let me die in peace and my crush to be happy with his crush (my best friend :( )
  • #2070
  • 19 December 2011 - 05:34 AM
You die in pieces, only because the wish-god did not hear you clearly enough.

I wish for a never ending supply of joy for all of humanity, including me.
  • #2071
  • 19 December 2011 - 05:37 AM
Granted, but it turns out that the greatest form of joy is death.

I wish for a soda.
  • #2072
  • 19 December 2011 - 06:00 AM
The soda is an RC-Cola

I wish for an non-corruptable wish.

This post has been edited by MintyFishbowl: 19 December 2011 - 06:08 AM

  • #2073
  • 19 December 2011 - 06:07 AM
You get it.

Kind of a wasted wish don't you think?

I wish for incredible (good) luck.
  • #2074
  • 19 December 2011 - 04:21 PM
You have good luck in that when the plain is going down you pass out from the sudden loss of pressure in the cabin
I wish for monotony to not be present in life
  • #2075
  • 19 December 2011 - 04:54 PM
  • Arnas Baubkus
  • LOOK AT MY FUCKING FACE YOU DIPSHIT MOTHERFUCKER
    Member
Granted. People now have dynamic, fun, yet tiring lives. The lives are so tiring 95% of the population dies. All who live are tribe members from Africa, Australia, South America and Asia.

I wish for my constant headache to end. 4 years is a bit too much, don't you think...
  • #2076
  • 19 December 2011 - 10:44 PM

View PostArnas Baubkus, on 19 December 2011 - 10:44 PM, said:

The lives are so tiring 95% of the population dies.


And the rest LIVE FOREVER!!!
  • #2077
  • 19 December 2011 - 10:47 PM
(Corrupting Arnas's wish)
You trade your constant headache for my brother's permanent pool-toe. I'm sure he'll thank you.

I wish for a mountain.

This post has been edited by Boringamus: 19 December 2011 - 10:54 PM

  • #2078
  • 19 December 2011 - 10:54 PM
  • Giygas
  • Stupid protesters should have just kept their dumb asses home. Stupid fuckers
    Member
Granted, but you are squashed underneath the mountain when it arrives.

I wish I wasn't ill.
  • #2079
  • 20 December 2011 - 01:52 AM
You die there for illness is irrelevant
I wish to own all the Monty python memorabilia in the world
  • #2080
  • 20 December 2011 - 02:12 AM
You cant own any (dont know why but do you see me care?)

I wish for a paradox that is not endless (what?)

This post has been edited by bittersweetlucy: 20 December 2011 - 02:19 AM

  • #2081
  • 20 December 2011 - 02:17 AM
You get Doctor Who. Unfortunately, the Vashta Norada eat you.

I wish to become a famous movie star.
  • #2082
  • 20 December 2011 - 02:21 AM
You do but you get trampled on by your fans cuz theyre chasing you and get ALL your bones fractured

I wish for me to be the new death

This post has been edited by bittersweetlucy: 20 December 2011 - 02:34 AM

  • #2083
  • 20 December 2011 - 02:32 AM
NOT FUCKING GRANTED.

Worth it 8-)

I wish for an aardvark.
  • #2084
  • 20 December 2011 - 02:33 AM
You get your aardvark, but with the side effect of developing an unhealthy attraction to it. Enjoy your sodomy eh?

I wish the streets had less garbage.
  • #2085
  • 20 December 2011 - 06:10 AM
Wish Granted. All the garbage is now collected into your bedroom.

I wish I could punch Adolf Hitler in the crotch.

This post has been edited by ThatGuy: 22 December 2011 - 01:43 AM

  • #2086
  • 22 December 2011 - 01:42 AM
Wish granted, my friend. He punches you back in the crotch. Much harder.

I wish that santa would bring me a brand new Nintendo 3DS.
  • #2087
  • 22 December 2011 - 06:13 PM
Wish granted yet when you get it you hate it.

i wish to be in the world of pokemon
  • #2088
  • 23 December 2011 - 11:21 AM
Wish granted. Read Apocalypse Johto for more details.

I wish for a snowy christmas.
  • #2089
  • 23 December 2011 - 03:28 PM
It snows so much that Christmas is cancelled. Forever.

I wish for all people to become intelligent while the par for intelligence remaining the same.
  • #2090
  • 23 December 2011 - 06:35 PM

View PostMintyFishbowl, on 19 December 2011 - 06:07 AM, said:

The soda is an RC-Cola




WHUUT. I'm offended by that.


Okay, intelligence is maintained, but the correlation between intelligence and physical prowess are still intact, and now everyone is smart but unable or unwilling to build things or work in factories. As a result, the world stops functionin, the economy crashes, and nothing gets done.


I wish I my understanding of color theory was higher.
  • #2091
  • 23 December 2011 - 06:39 PM
Granted. You now really understand color theory while high.

So many colors, man.

I wish for a giant concrete statue of Chuck Norris to fall on and crush my local walmart at two minutes past Midnight tonight while I and my loved ones sleep safely at home.
  • #2092
  • 23 December 2011 - 08:40 PM
The giant statue of Chuck Norris crushes your entire town, killing everyone except the Walmart employees.

I wish for there to be no boredom.

This post has been edited by Eeli: 23 December 2011 - 10:39 PM

  • #2093
  • 23 December 2011 - 10:39 PM
The world is overwhelemed with stuff happening, and as a result, people can't handle the overload of information and their brains shut down, turning the human race into a race of living zombies.

I wish more people would check out my art thread.
  • #2094
  • 24 December 2011 - 02:30 AM
Granted, but the people who checked it out are all rabid Trolls.

I wish for it to be raining chocolate cake.
  • #2095
  • 24 December 2011 - 02:40 AM
It rains chocolate cake, and then ants become the most populous beings on earth. Also, half of the people on earth die because thy are allergic, and the otherhalf dies of diabetes. Then the cKe starts rotting and maggots abound by the masses.

I wish BCB updated more often.
  • #2096
  • 24 December 2011 - 03:41 AM
Granted, but Tae dies from exhaustion.
You selfish prick.

I wish the year lasted more than one week more.
  • #2097
  • 24 December 2011 - 03:43 AM
Granted, Time freezes for you alone. When you die of old age the world continues on perfectly normally.

I wish my avatar had a santa hat on.
  • #2098
  • 24 December 2011 - 03:49 AM
Your avatar changes to a picture of Justin Bieber wearing a santa hat.

I wish American congress got something productive done.
  • #2099
  • 24 December 2011 - 04:33 AM
Congress unanimously passes a bill that raises all their salaries 300%. They get this money by cutting all charity and welfare programs.

I wish I could never run out of comebacks.
  • #2100
  • 24 December 2011 - 05:30 AM
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