This topic is lockedI wish my head was on fire.
(and now nameless'es makes sence.)
This post has been edited by navi: 09 December 2010 - 07:09 PM
Corrupt-a-wish For the litteralist in all of us
The geni won't leave you alone and keeps finding loop holes to contact you.
I wish my head was on fire.
(and now nameless'es makes sence.)
I wish my head was on fire.
(and now nameless'es makes sence.)
- #51
- 09 December 2010 - 07:02 PM
- (nameless)
- *heavy sigh*
Member 
You get exactly what you wish for, that's always the problem isn't it?
This post has been edited by (nameless): 09 December 2010 - 07:04 PM
- #52
- 09 December 2010 - 07:03 PM
- CaptainBaconMan
- Member
You didn't wish for anything damnit.
I wish for the worst thing ever to happen to someone else.
I wish for the worst thing ever to happen to someone else.
- #53
- 09 December 2010 - 07:07 PM
The second worst thing ever happens to you when they get their wish.
I wish for the best thing ever to happen to someone else.
I wish for the best thing ever to happen to someone else.
- #54
- 09 December 2010 - 07:11 PM
- Mister Nikel
- The Prosecution is always ready your honor.
Member 
At Bacon: It happens to your best friend.
I wish for some ice cream.
I wish for some ice cream.
This post has been edited by Mister Nikel: 09 December 2010 - 07:14 PM
- #55
- 09 December 2010 - 07:13 PM
I'm not getting how that corrupts my wish.
- #56
- 09 December 2010 - 07:14 PM
@ navi - The best thing ever for someone else is watching you be disemboweled and eaten by a zombified Vlad Dracul, Genghis Khan, and Jeffery Dahmer.
@ Mister Nikel - You get creamed ice. It tastes like water and aspercreme.
I wish I had a Panzer Tank.
@ Mister Nikel - You get creamed ice. It tastes like water and aspercreme.
I wish I had a Panzer Tank.
- #57
- 09 December 2010 - 07:15 PM
You get a panzer tank but you blow up your real cars on accidant the irst time you try to fire the thing.
You find out that there was only one round and the mile per gallon one one of those suckes.
I wish that I won one internetz.
You find out that there was only one round and the mile per gallon one one of those suckes.
I wish that I won one internetz.
This post has been edited by navi: 09 December 2010 - 07:19 PM
- #58
- 09 December 2010 - 07:18 PM
- Mister Nikel
- The Prosecution is always ready your honor.
Member
You got the Internet. You are now the only person who can use it.
I wish for a jetpack.
I wish for a jetpack.
- #59
- 09 December 2010 - 07:21 PM
You turn into a half cactus and then explode in a crowd.
You feal nothing.
You feal nothing.
- #61
- 09 December 2010 - 07:27 PM
That's the game.
I wish I was an ass.
I wish I was an ass.
- #63
- 09 December 2010 - 07:30 PM
Your filled to the brim with beauty.
You leave the wishing cave hoping to score you a man.
Nothing seems to happen. In fact, they seem more put off by you.
You live your life with a stupid, short man in a cabin in the hills.
At the age of 45 you discover that you have a tumor in your liver.
During surgery, everyone suddenly stops moving a few moments after beging the operation. They are just stairing into you because you are full of beauty. The surgery is botched and you die in your drugged sleap.
You leave the wishing cave hoping to score you a man.
Nothing seems to happen. In fact, they seem more put off by you.
You live your life with a stupid, short man in a cabin in the hills.
At the age of 45 you discover that you have a tumor in your liver.
During surgery, everyone suddenly stops moving a few moments after beging the operation. They are just stairing into you because you are full of beauty. The surgery is botched and you die in your drugged sleap.
- #65
- 09 December 2010 - 07:39 PM
- Mister Nikel
- The Prosecution is always ready your honor.
Member
I wish navi had a wish.
- #66
- 09 December 2010 - 07:41 PM
Navi has a wish and wishes to end it all. The universe is hence destroyed.
I wish for Apoc's fiery death.
I wish for Apoc's fiery death.
- #67
- 09 December 2010 - 08:27 PM
- Mister Nikel
- The Prosecution is always ready your honor.
Member
He dies in a fire but neither hell or heaven want him to he walks the earth as an indestructible zombie.
I wish for infinite food.
I wish for infinite food.
- #68
- 09 December 2010 - 08:47 PM
subsiquently, you have infinite food.
subsiquently, the entire universe becomes food.
subsiquently, you find yourself in a univers made of food.
subsiquently, all planets are made of food.
subsiquently, you are unable to eat all of the food before it begins to rot.
subsiquently, the number of bactiria on all of infinite planets increase tremendosly.
subsiquently, the univers is made of bastira poop and methain.
subsiquently, the entire universe becomes food.
subsiquently, you find yourself in a univers made of food.
subsiquently, all planets are made of food.
subsiquently, you are unable to eat all of the food before it begins to rot.
subsiquently, the number of bactiria on all of infinite planets increase tremendosly.
subsiquently, the univers is made of bastira poop and methain.
- #69
- 09 December 2010 - 09:06 PM
All food becomes infinite in dimensions. All burgers become infinitely wide. All hoagies infinitely long. They are nearly impossible to eat because you're never sure where to start. Also, their infinite mass causes them to collapse into black holes or something like that.
I wish my hair was perfect. Forever.
I wish my hair was perfect. Forever.
- #71
- 09 December 2010 - 09:33 PM
I wish scotch would stop posting on the same wishes as me.
(never mind, it's happened less than I thought.)
I wish I was the worlds best chef.
(never mind, it's happened less than I thought.)
I wish I was the worlds best chef.
- #73
- 09 December 2010 - 10:01 PM
I'm just commenting on the last wish. It's not my fault that you didn't have another wish ready. >:|
You become the world's best chef and quickly realize that all people like to eat is fat. Fried fat is now all you can cook.
I wish I was incredibly manly.
You become the world's best chef and quickly realize that all people like to eat is fat. Fried fat is now all you can cook.
I wish I was incredibly manly.
This post has been edited by Scotch: 09 December 2010 - 10:20 PM
- #74
- 09 December 2010 - 10:19 PM
- Quaddy
- Member
You are! As a result, you are hired by an insane dictator to prepare the best meal in the history of the planet. You agree, because he will pay you 10 million dollars for it. Per hour.
However, soon he demands that you prepare the main course from the carcass of a dead right whale. You know how endangered they are, and protest. At this point, 90 % of the meal is finished; All that remains is the main course. Because he cannot get one of the world's largest animals for his main course, he chooses one of the smallest.
You.
I wish to not have anyone post between me and Navi.
However, soon he demands that you prepare the main course from the carcass of a dead right whale. You know how endangered they are, and protest. At this point, 90 % of the meal is finished; All that remains is the main course. Because he cannot get one of the world's largest animals for his main course, he chooses one of the smallest.
You.
I wish to not have anyone post between me and Navi.
- #75
- 09 December 2010 - 10:23 PM
You mean just then or just now? Because none for you either way.
- #76
- 09 December 2010 - 10:26 PM
No one shall post between because this shall proceed to a new page thus no one is inbetween. At the same time, neither of you post on this particular page again.
I wish my wish wasn't corrupted.
I wish my wish wasn't corrupted.
This post has been edited by Arc Impulse: 09 December 2010 - 10:50 PM
- #77
- 09 December 2010 - 10:49 PM
Your wish isn't corrupted but as a result of your wish, not part of your wish, all other wishes are fair game.
I wish I could fart jello
I wish I could fart jello
- #78
- 09 December 2010 - 11:48 PM
- the wii anonymous
- Member
you can fart jello, but the farts exlpode cause there the enw explosion flavor jello, the jello taht realyl explodes in your mouth!
i wish people understoond the fork of lies wish (it cant speak, its a fork of magical power, and can shoot fire balls)
i wish people understoond the fork of lies wish (it cant speak, its a fork of magical power, and can shoot fire balls)
- #79
- 10 December 2010 - 12:12 AM
People understand the fork of lies wish and as a result they think of somthing that makes your original wish suck.
I wish I could make objects other than myself become cold.
I wish I could make objects other than myself become cold.
This post has been edited by navi: 10 December 2010 - 12:19 AM
- #80
- 10 December 2010 - 12:18 AM
- Treeless Druid
- Member
Everyone now understands the fork of lies, but nobody finds it funny
I wish for downfall of the republican party
I wish for downfall of the republican party
- #81
- 10 December 2010 - 12:18 AM
......to many things can go wrong.
I mean realy?
I mean realy?
- #82
- 10 December 2010 - 12:20 AM
- Mikaro
- Member
Treeless Druid, on 10 December 2010 - 12:18 AM, said:
Everyone now understands the fork of lies, but nobody finds it funny
I wish for downfall of the republican party
I wish for downfall of the republican party
Unfortunately, just before your wish goes through, the parties switch ideals again for the first time in 80 years so, in effect, the democratic party falls...
I wish I passed all my finals.
- #83
- 10 December 2010 - 12:23 AM
no one can see.
I wish I wasn't dead.
I wish I wasn't dead.
- #85
- 10 December 2010 - 01:57 AM
- Quaddy
- Member
Seg-well played. 
Navi: Instead, you are alive. You never will die. Your muscles do not work, as they have no oxygen to power them. You cannot see, as your eyes are covered in 6 feet of dirt. You cannot hear, your ears are plugged with mud and maggots. You can only feel and think, as your body rots around you
I wish I could draw clean lines.
Navi: Instead, you are alive. You never will die. Your muscles do not work, as they have no oxygen to power them. You cannot see, as your eyes are covered in 6 feet of dirt. You cannot hear, your ears are plugged with mud and maggots. You can only feel and think, as your body rots around you
I wish I could draw clean lines.
- #86
- 10 December 2010 - 02:52 AM
the first time you try to type on your computer, the screen breaks. You don't understand, but next time you try to use paper is ripps. you are unable to write on anything normal. you try to draw on a rock and it works quite well. One day, you drag your heal while outside and the earth rips in half.
I wish I was a good writer.
I wish I was a good writer.
- #87
- 10 December 2010 - 03:10 AM
All the blood in your body transfers to your hands and you can write beautifully with either handbut in turn your brain is incapble of producing even the slightest thought.
I wish I had massive boobs.
I wish I had massive boobs.
- #88
- 10 December 2010 - 03:30 AM
Too easy.
I wish I could recharge batterys wiht my hand.
I wish I could recharge batterys wiht my hand.
- #89
- 10 December 2010 - 03:33 AM
- Mikaro
- Member
@Quaddy: Talk about your high octane nightmare fuel 
@Navi: Your hands have now become powermats.
I wish I could transform from human to cat and back at will.
@Navi: Your hands have now become powermats.
I wish I could transform from human to cat and back at will.
- #90
- 10 December 2010 - 03:46 AM
will wanders off while your in cat form.
I wish I could talk to animals.
I wish I could talk to animals.
- #91
- 10 December 2010 - 03:50 AM
- Quaddy
- Member
@ Mik: When you turn human again, you have lost almost all your memories. Your cat brain could not store them all, so it deleted all the ones that didn't directly pertain to finding food.
@navi: The screams every time you accidentally step on an ant or swat a fly drive you insane within the week.
I wish that I could cause the next person who's wish I corrupt to poop their pants in terror.
@navi: The screams every time you accidentally step on an ant or swat a fly drive you insane within the week.
I wish that I could cause the next person who's wish I corrupt to poop their pants in terror.
This post has been edited by Quaddy: 10 December 2010 - 03:53 AM
- #92
- 10 December 2010 - 03:51 AM
@ navi - You already can. Why do people keep making wishes that are already technically true? Alternately, all the animals find you dreadfully boring. They only want to know how to avoid getting hit by cars.
@ Quaddy - Wish granted. Oh, shit.
I wish it was always spring.
@ Quaddy - Wish granted. Oh, shit.
I wish it was always spring.
- #93
- 10 December 2010 - 03:55 AM
I wish I could talk to animals.
super ninjad'
The earth stops moving around the sun in the sping.
hundereds of people and animals and plants die by smashing into/flying off of the planet.
The earth then gets sucked into the sun.
it also smashes into mars.
super ninjad'
The earth stops moving around the sun in the sping.
hundereds of people and animals and plants die by smashing into/flying off of the planet.
The earth then gets sucked into the sun.
it also smashes into mars.
- #94
- 10 December 2010 - 03:59 AM
- the wii anonymous
- Member
@scotch its always spring, but due to this, the world turns into a nuclear fallout cause russia cant stand bieng in spring all the time in there warm coats, so they nuke us all.
@navi you bastard
i wish i wish i wish... navi would sing the song that never ends
@navi you bastard
i wish i wish i wish... navi would sing the song that never ends
- #95
- 10 December 2010 - 04:03 AM
- the wii anonymous
- Member
your a god at guitar and piano, but due to this you have lost the ability to do anything else, including speak.
i wish people knew my lef theadphones broken and that always hearing navi in my left ear while listening to games would be kickass to me
i wish people knew my lef theadphones broken and that always hearing navi in my left ear while listening to games would be kickass to me
- #97
- 10 December 2010 - 04:11 AM
As humanity evolves we realise that dimonds are shiny rocks and music is a set of noises.
you lose all power and fade away.
@annon
That's right, I called ninja before you even posted.
That's totaly what happend cough coughhadnothingtodowithitcough
you lose all power and fade away.
@annon
That's right, I called ninja before you even posted.
That's totaly what happend cough coughhadnothingtodowithitcough
- #98
- 10 December 2010 - 04:13 AM
@annon
That didn't make any sence...
and I love that song!
I like the song that gets on everybodys nerves better.
That didn't make any sence...
and I love that song!
I like the song that gets on everybodys nerves better.
- #100
- 10 December 2010 - 04:14 AM