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Hipster Tag! (Confirmed by Jerk to be HIV negative!)

Tell (hopefully false) stories about your life in order to out-hipster the poster above you!

Example:

Poster 1: I really like Toto, but you probably haven't heard of them.

Poster 2: Psaw! Toto is so overplayed! I only listen to records made before 1950, anyway; all modern music is pop and sucks.

Poster 3: The only music I listen to is 8-track recordings of my cat peeing on a metal trash-can lid.






Alright, let's start!

I think my custom fit levi jeans are pretty damn swag.

This post has been edited by Quaddy: 14 December 2011 - 03:34 AM

  • #1
  • 14 December 2011 - 01:09 AM
If this thread were any gayer it'd catch HIV and get it's own show on Bravo.
  • #2
  • 14 December 2011 - 03:11 AM
oops nevermind Jerk wins the thread. :P
  • #3
  • 14 December 2011 - 03:14 AM
FUCK OFF JERK! THE REST OF US WANT A CHANCE TO BE AWESOME!
  • #4
  • 14 December 2011 - 03:16 AM
But being awesome is mainstream
  • #5
  • 14 December 2011 - 03:17 AM
By saying your not mainstream you become mainstream so I am the mainstream
  • #6
  • 14 December 2011 - 03:18 AM
I hate hipster piss. It ends up all over the toilet seat. [/pun]
  • #7
  • 14 December 2011 - 03:20 AM
  • Susan
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View PostQuaddy, on 14 December 2011 - 01:09 AM, said:

Poster 2: Psaw! Toto is so overplayed! I only listen to records made before 1950, anyway; all modern music is pop and sucks.

:nope:

This post has been edited by Susan: 14 December 2011 - 03:25 AM

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  • 14 December 2011 - 03:25 AM

View PostSusan, on 14 December 2011 - 03:25 AM, said:

View PostQuaddy, on 14 December 2011 - 01:09 AM, said:

Poster 2: Psaw! Toto is so overplayed! I only listen to records made before 1950, anyway; all modern music is pop and sucks.

:nope:

View PostQuaddy, on 14 December 2011 - 01:09 AM, said:

Poster 3: The only music I listen to is 8-track recordings of my cat peeing on a metal trash-can lid.

8-D


Man, this thread was so much better before all these people started posting in it. It's way too popular now, I'm outta here.
  • #9
  • 14 December 2011 - 03:31 AM
The internet was so much better before you learned to type, Quaddy.
  • #10
  • 14 December 2011 - 03:51 AM
Normal Person: Oh, this thread was started by some idiot, I'll just ignore it.

Super Poster: Oh man, this thread was started by some idiot, I'll go post in it and tell him what for, and make the internet a better place! I don't care the emotional damage I sustain reading his horseshit, I know my duty!

You are a hero, Jerk. We all owe you more than we know.
  • #11
  • 14 December 2011 - 03:57 AM
Notice that your threads become noticeably more fun after I waltz in and verbally defecate inside.
  • #12
  • 14 December 2011 - 04:12 AM
Jerk wins. The end. Thread over
  • #13
  • 14 December 2011 - 04:15 AM
That's such a mainstrea-
oh who am I kidding, nobody actually likes jerk. neorain is the best hipster, I guess.
  • #14
  • 14 December 2011 - 04:21 AM

View PostQuaddy, on 14 December 2011 - 04:21 AM, said:

Nobody actually likes jerk.

A lot of people do. You are the best hipster

This post has been edited by Murderer: 14 December 2011 - 04:31 AM

  • #15
  • 14 December 2011 - 04:30 AM
I was being serious way before you all were.

This post has been edited by Codysseus: 14 December 2011 - 04:39 AM

  • #16
  • 14 December 2011 - 04:31 AM

View PostQuaddy, on 14 December 2011 - 04:21 AM, said:

That's such a mainstrea-
oh who am I kidding, nobody actually likes jerk. neorain is the best hipster, I guess.


I'm not a hipster. Fake it till you make it baby ;)
  • #17
  • 14 December 2011 - 04:58 AM
I used to be a hipster, then I took an arrow to the knee.
  • #18
  • 14 December 2011 - 07:02 AM
I was shot in the knee long before that Khajit took aim on you.
  • #19
  • 14 December 2011 - 07:04 AM
I was shot in the knee long before Khajits were allowed bows
  • #20
  • 14 December 2011 - 08:02 AM
I took an arrow in the knee in real life as part of performance art at my friend's small art gallery in the coffee house/hookah bar behind the Urban Outfitters downtown.
  • #21
  • 14 December 2011 - 06:32 PM

View PostKaxbe, on 14 December 2011 - 06:32 PM, said:

I took an arrow in the knee in real life as part of performance art at my friend's small art gallery in the coffee house/hookah bar behind the Urban Outfitters downtown.


oh wow.

Well I Did all that while updating my turmblr about a type of mammal that plays music you never heard about probably.
  • #22
  • 14 December 2011 - 06:37 PM
Oh, you have a tumblr? So do I. I have three tumblrs. Each one is dedicated to a different kind of clothing which I photoshopped to look like the whole article of clothing is printed with pop culture references, animals, and indie art that me and my friends made in the small apartment we share with three musicians, five cats, and a corgi named "Montpelier". All three blogs have an autoplay playlist featuring music by local indie bands that the three musicians who live with us have been in.
  • #23
  • 14 December 2011 - 06:53 PM
You kidding? I have a friendster dedicated to bands so underground they don't exist yet. It exists in a state of neo-realism punctuated by updates on fashion trends that may never come to pass. The whole thing is run on a computer using an OS written entirely in SIMPLE, and is located within a sculpture made of straw with the entire works of self-published writer John Locke written in the regional dialect of the Vendee region of France all over the outside.
  • #24
  • 14 December 2011 - 08:09 PM
Wow, you still use "they don't exist yet" to ironically make fun of our own hipster status? You are roads behind.
  • #25
  • 14 December 2011 - 09:11 PM

View Postskmojo, on 14 December 2011 - 08:02 AM, said:

I was shot in the knee long before Khajits were allowed bows


I was shot in the knee long before I was shot in the knee.
  • #26
  • 15 December 2011 - 03:12 AM
  • Arnas Baubkus
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    Member
I got shot with an arrow AT the knee before we evolved into creatures with knees.

This post has been edited by Arnas Baubkus: 15 December 2011 - 05:17 AM

  • #27
  • 15 December 2011 - 05:16 AM
I shot y'all in the knee.
  • #28
  • 15 December 2011 - 05:53 AM
Seriously, guys? Meme usage? Memes are so stupid. Once everyone uses them, the meaning and joke is lost.
  • #29
  • 15 December 2011 - 06:16 AM
I stopped using memes back in the days of the Amiga computers. I was chairman of an anti-meme campaign that held demonstrations outside major electronics providers.
  • #30
  • 15 December 2011 - 06:29 AM
  • Ace
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Guys whats the point, catsby is the hipster king. You can't beat him. None of us can.
  • #31
  • 15 December 2011 - 06:35 AM
I was the first person to admit my inferiority to Kaxbe. The second he was born I bowed my head and castrated myself.
  • #32
  • 15 December 2011 - 06:46 AM
I admitted my inferiority to Kaxbe while I was still in the womb.
  • #33
  • 15 December 2011 - 11:58 AM
I'm so hipster that even though I know the correct usage of the word "irony", I use it incorrectly in order to prove a point, giving an added layer of irony to the point on can't tell if I'm being ironic or unironic. It's basically a mastery over meta-irony.
  • #34
  • 15 December 2011 - 08:15 PM
Irony? Back in the day most didn't even know what irony was, but I still used it. Everyone was pretty confused, I just told them "oh, it's a new underground thing called irony, no one really knows about it yet."
  • #35
  • 17 December 2011 - 10:48 PM
Back in the day? I'm so back in the day, I still wear my great-great-great-granpa's second, twice removed cousins' brother's hand-me-down clothes. And I get all of my electronics from a trendy, underground neo-retro thrift store that you can only access by reciting the anthem for Vespa riders in the original Italian translation.
  • #36
  • 18 December 2011 - 06:37 AM
I used to take arrows to the knee but then I took a short sword to the chest
  • #37
  • 19 December 2011 - 05:41 PM
You are all terrible people and I'm better than you.
  • #38
  • 19 December 2011 - 11:02 PM
You used to be better than them, but then I was born.
  • #39
  • 20 December 2011 - 12:43 AM
Being born is so cliche, I lost respect for you the moment I heard you'd even done it. I was created in a lab by aliens who wore sweater-vests.
  • #40
  • 20 December 2011 - 09:24 PM
  • Arnas Baubkus
  • LOOK AT MY FUCKING FACE YOU DIPSHIT MOTHERFUCKER
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I existed before humans did. :I
  • #41
  • 20 December 2011 - 09:39 PM
Seriously, you guys are all utter shit at this and the meaning and purpose of this game is lost on you because you are all doing it wrong. How just like people like you, ruining shit for the true connoisseurs. Fuck all of you.
  • #42
  • 22 December 2011 - 12:15 AM
  • Arnas Baubkus
  • LOOK AT MY FUCKING FACE YOU DIPSHIT MOTHERFUCKER
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Making people get mad sure is fun.
  • #43
  • 22 December 2011 - 12:35 PM
Kaxbe, creating tension by blurring the boundaries between your in-game persona and genuine annoyance at our incompetence stopped being cool back even before the word "cool" stopped being cool. Nowadays you need at least five layers of insincerity thrown together into a blender to be edgy, I don't think you can manage it.
  • #44
  • 22 December 2011 - 08:51 PM
This entire thread went downhill the moment I left.

View PostJerk, on 14 December 2011 - 04:12 AM, said:

Notice that your threads become noticeably more fun after I waltz in and verbally defecate inside.


QED.
  • #45
  • 22 December 2011 - 10:29 PM
We're... so glad to have you back.
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  • #46
  • 23 December 2011 - 03:51 AM
And now it's awesome again!

See? I don't need to act like a hipster, you feel inferior whenever I'm around. That's just how much better I am. :D
  • #47
  • 23 December 2011 - 04:55 AM
What Jerk doesn't realize is that I don't need to act like a hipster not because of the reason he listed...

...it's because I'm already a motherfucking hipster.
  • #48
  • 23 December 2011 - 12:32 PM
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