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The Twelves Posts of Christmas

  • Giygas
  • Stupid protesters should have just kept their dumb asses home. Stupid fuckers
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On the forty-fifth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me:

Forty-five beating pig hearts,
Forty-four 1-ounce pound cakes,
Forty-three really bad headaches,
Forty-two stopped up toilets,
Forty-one defensive bronies,
Forty titty twisters,
Thirty-nine nyan cats,
Thirty-eight crappy memes,
Thirty-seven CDs,
Thirty-six turtles humping,
Thirty-five rotting corpses,
Thirty-four chimpanzees,
Thirty-three raging boners,
Thirty-two random people,
Thirty-one days in December,
Thirty broken fingers,
Twenty-nine bleeding flesh wounds,
Twenty-eight restraining orders,
Twenty-seven fancharacters,
Twenty-six screaming children,
Twenty-five French ticklers,
Twenty-four DLMDs,
Twenty-three trolls a loling,
Twenty-two one true pairings,
Twenty-one awful fanfics,
Twenty giant catdicks,
Nineteen raging fans,
Eighteen angst-ing tsunderes,
Seventeen arrows through the knee,
Sixteen rage quits,
Fifteen chimichungas,
Fourteen voracious zombies,
Thirteen angry birds,
Twelve small choir boys,
Eleven horny preachers,
Ten giant tanks,
Nine raging flame-wars,
Eight flying cats,
Seven rusty trombones,
Six funny Davids,
FIVE GOLDEN SHOWERS!
Four wheels of cheese,
Three rubber fists,
Two funny comics,
and a tree made out of LSD.
  • #51

On the forty-sixth day of christmas, my true love gave to me

Forty-six fruitcakes
Forty-five beating pig hearts,
Forty-four 1-ounce pound cakes,
Forty-three really bad headaches,
Forty-two stopped up toilets,
Forty-one defensive bronies,
Forty titty twisters,
Thirty-nine nyan cats,
Thirty-eight crappy memes,
Thirty-seven CDs,
Thirty-six turtles humping,
Thirty-five rotting corpses,
Thirty-four chimpanzees,
Thirty-three raging boners,
Thirty-two random people,
Thirty-one days in December,
Thirty broken fingers,
Twenty-nine bleeding flesh wounds,
Twenty-eight restraining orders,
Twenty-seven fancharacters,
Twenty-six screaming children,
Twenty-five French ticklers,
Twenty-four DLMDs,
Twenty-three trolls a loling,
Twenty-two one true pairings,
Twenty-one awful fanfics,
Twenty giant catdicks,
Nineteen raging fans,
Eighteen angst-ing tsunderes,
Seventeen arrows through the knee,
Sixteen rage quits,
Fifteen chimichungas,
Fourteen voracious zombies,
Thirteen angry birds,
Twelve small choir boys,
Eleven horny preachers,
Ten giant tanks,
Nine raging flame-wars,
Eight flying cats,
Seven rusty trombones,
Six funny Davids,
FIVE GOLDEN SHOWERS!
Four wheels of cheese,
Three rubber fists,
Two funny comics,
and a tree made out of LSD.
  • #52

Since i can do another i will
On the forty-seventh day of christmas, my true love gave to me

Forty-seven quiet amaya's
Forty-six fruitcakes
Forty-five beating pig hearts,
Forty-four 1-ounce pound cakes,
Forty-three really bad headaches,
Forty-two stopped up toilets,
Forty-one defensive bronies,
Forty titty twisters,
Thirty-nine nyan cats,
Thirty-eight crappy memes,
Thirty-seven CDs,
Thirty-six turtles humping,
Thirty-five rotting corpses,
Thirty-four chimpanzees,
Thirty-three raging boners,
Thirty-two random people,
Thirty-one days in December,
Thirty broken fingers,
Twenty-nine bleeding flesh wounds,
Twenty-eight restraining orders,
Twenty-seven fancharacters,
Twenty-six screaming children,
Twenty-five French ticklers,
Twenty-four DLMDs,
Twenty-three trolls a loling,
Twenty-two one true pairings,
Twenty-one awful fanfics,
Twenty giant catdicks,
Nineteen raging fans,
Eighteen angst-ing tsunderes,
Seventeen arrows through the knee,
Sixteen rage quits,
Fifteen chimichungas,
Fourteen voracious zombies,
Thirteen angry birds,
Twelve small choir boys,
Eleven horny preachers,
Ten giant tanks,
Nine raging flame-wars,
Eight flying cats,
Seven rusty trombones,
Six funny Davids,
FIVE GOLDEN SHOWERS!
Four wheels of cheese,
Three rubber fists,
Two funny comics,
and a tree made out of LSD.
  • #53

  • Giygas
  • Stupid protesters should have just kept their dumb asses home. Stupid fuckers
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On the forty-eighth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me:

Fourty-eight warts,
Forty-seven quiet amaya's,
Forty-six fruitcakes,
Forty-five beating pig hearts,
Forty-four 1-ounce pound cakes,
Forty-three really bad headaches,
Forty-two stopped up toilets,
Forty-one defensive bronies,
Forty titty twisters,
Thirty-nine nyan cats,
Thirty-eight crappy memes,
Thirty-seven CDs,
Thirty-six turtles humping,
Thirty-five rotting corpses,
Thirty-four chimpanzees,
Thirty-three raging boners,
Thirty-two random people,
Thirty-one days in December,
Thirty broken fingers,
Twenty-nine bleeding flesh wounds,
Twenty-eight restraining orders,
Twenty-seven fancharacters,
Twenty-six screaming children,
Twenty-five French ticklers,
Twenty-four DLMDs,
Twenty-three trolls a loling,
Twenty-two one true pairings,
Twenty-one awful fanfics,
Twenty giant catdicks,
Nineteen raging fans,
Eighteen angst-ing tsunderes,
Seventeen arrows through the knee,
Sixteen rage quits,
Fifteen chimichungas,
Fourteen voracious zombies,
Thirteen angry birds,
Twelve small choir boys,
Eleven horny preachers,
Ten giant tanks,
Nine raging flame-wars,
Eight flying cats,
Seven rusty trombones,
Six funny Davids,
FIVE GOLDEN SHOWERS!
Four wheels of cheese,
Three rubber fists,
Two funny comics,
and a tree made out of LSD.

This post has been edited by Giygas: 22 December 2011 - 03:04 AM

  • #54

Hey Lvl, remember when I said i would help you sing this?
*looks at current list* D:
Screw it! You are on your own... :P
  • #55

On the forty-ninth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me:

Fourty-nine songs,
Fourty-eight warts,
Forty-seven quiet amaya's,
Forty-six fruitcakes,
Forty-five beating pig hearts,
Forty-four 1-ounce pound cakes,
Forty-three really bad headaches,
Forty-two stopped up toilets,
Forty-one defensive bronies,
Forty titty twisters,
Thirty-nine nyan cats,
Thirty-eight crappy memes,
Thirty-seven CDs,
Thirty-six turtles humping,
Thirty-five rotting corpses,
Thirty-four chimpanzees,
Thirty-three raging boners,
Thirty-two random people,
Thirty-one days in December,
Thirty broken fingers,
Twenty-nine bleeding flesh wounds,
Twenty-eight restraining orders,
Twenty-seven fancharacters,
Twenty-six screaming children,
Twenty-five French ticklers,
Twenty-four DLMDs,
Twenty-three trolls a loling,
Twenty-two one true pairings,
Twenty-one awful fanfics,
Twenty giant catdicks,
Nineteen raging fans,
Eighteen angst-ing tsunderes,
Seventeen arrows through the knee,
Sixteen rage quits,
Fifteen chimichungas,
Fourteen voracious zombies,
Thirteen angry birds,
Twelve small choir boys,
Eleven horny preachers,
Ten giant tanks,
Nine raging flame-wars,
Eight flying cats,
Seven rusty trombones,
Six funny Davids,
FIVE GOLDEN SHOWERS!
Four wheels of cheese,
Three rubber fists,
Two funny comics,
and a tree made out of LSD.
  • #56

On the 50th day of Christmas my true love gave to me

Fifty cats with cheeseburgers,
Fourty-nine songs,
Fourty-eight warts,
Forty-seven quiet amaya's,
Forty-six fruitcakes,
Forty-five beating pig hearts,
Forty-four 1-ounce pound cakes,
Forty-three really bad headaches,
Forty-two stopped up toilets,
Forty-one defensive bronies,
Forty titty twisters,
Thirty-nine nyan cats,
Thirty-eight crappy memes,
Thirty-seven CDs,
Thirty-six turtles humping,
Thirty-five rotting corpses,
Thirty-four chimpanzees,
Thirty-three raging boners,
Thirty-two random people,
Thirty-one days in December,
Thirty broken fingers,
Twenty-nine bleeding flesh wounds,
Twenty-eight restraining orders,
Twenty-seven fancharacters,
Twenty-six screaming children,
Twenty-five French ticklers,
Twenty-four DLMDs,
Twenty-three trolls a loling,
Twenty-two one true pairings,
Twenty-one awful fanfics,
Twenty giant catdicks,
Nineteen raging fans,
Eighteen angst-ing tsunderes,
Seventeen arrows through the knee,
Sixteen rage quits,
Fifteen chimichungas,
Fourteen voracious zombies,
Thirteen angry birds,
Twelve small choir boys,
Eleven horny preachers,
Ten giant tanks,
Nine raging flame-wars,
Eight flying cats,
Seven rusty trombones,
Six funny Davids,
FIVE GOLDEN SHOWERS!
Four wheels of cheese,
Three rubber fists,
Two funny comics,
and a tree made out of LSD.
  • #57

  • Giygas
  • Stupid protesters should have just kept their dumb asses home. Stupid fuckers
    Member
On the fifty-first day of Christmas, my true love gave to me:

Fifty-one preserved fetuses,
Fifty cats with cheeseburgers,
Fourty-nine songs,
Fourty-eight warts,
Forty-seven quiet amaya's,
Forty-six fruitcakes,
Forty-five beating pig hearts,
Forty-four 1-ounce pound cakes,
Forty-three really bad headaches,
Forty-two stopped up toilets,
Forty-one defensive bronies,
Forty titty twisters,
Thirty-nine nyan cats,
Thirty-eight crappy memes,
Thirty-seven CDs,
Thirty-six turtles humping,
Thirty-five rotting corpses,
Thirty-four chimpanzees,
Thirty-three raging boners,
Thirty-two random people,
Thirty-one days in December,
Thirty broken fingers,
Twenty-nine bleeding flesh wounds,
Twenty-eight restraining orders,
Twenty-seven fancharacters,
Twenty-six screaming children,
Twenty-five French ticklers,
Twenty-four DLMDs,
Twenty-three trolls a loling,
Twenty-two one true pairings,
Twenty-one awful fanfics,
Twenty giant catdicks,
Nineteen raging fans,
Eighteen angst-ing tsunderes,
Seventeen arrows through the knee,
Sixteen rage quits,
Fifteen chimichungas,
Fourteen voracious zombies,
Thirteen angry birds,
Twelve small choir boys,
Eleven horny preachers,
Ten giant tanks,
Nine raging flame-wars,
Eight flying cats,
Seven rusty trombones,
Six funny Davids,
FIVE GOLDEN SHOWERS!
Four wheels of cheese,
Three rubber fists,
Two funny comics,
and a tree made out of LSD.
  • #58

Alright then tis the time, I will practice and sing this horrible list....or at least try lol.
  • #59

On the fifty-second post of Christmas, my true love gave to me:

Fifty-two hot coffee enemas,
Fifty-one preserved fetuses,
Fifty cats with cheeseburgers,
Fourty-nine songs,
Fourty-eight warts,
Forty-seven quiet amaya's,
Forty-six fruitcakes,
Forty-five beating pig hearts,
Forty-four 1-ounce pound cakes,
Forty-three really bad headaches,
Forty-two stopped up toilets,
Forty-one defensive bronies,
Forty titty twisters,
Thirty-nine nyan cats,
Thirty-eight crappy memes,
Thirty-seven CDs,
Thirty-six turtles humping,
Thirty-five rotting corpses,
Thirty-four chimpanzees,
Thirty-three raging boners,
Thirty-two random people,
Thirty-one days in December,
Thirty broken fingers,
Twenty-nine bleeding flesh wounds,
Twenty-eight restraining orders,
Twenty-seven fancharacters,
Twenty-six screaming children,
Twenty-five French ticklers,
Twenty-four DLMDs,
Twenty-three trolls a loling,
Twenty-two one true pairings,
Twenty-one awful fanfics,
Twenty giant catdicks,
Nineteen raging fans,
Eighteen angst-ing tsunderes,
Seventeen arrows through the knee,
Sixteen rage quits,
Fifteen chimichungas,
Fourteen voracious zombies,
Thirteen angry birds,
Twelve small choir boys,
Eleven horny preachers,
Ten giant tanks,
Nine raging flame-wars,
Eight flying cats,
Seven rusty trombones,
Six funny Davids,
FIVE GOLDEN SHOWERS!
Four wheels of cheese,
Three rubber fists,
Two funny comics,
and a tree made out of LSD.

This post has been edited by Mikanada: 27 December 2011 - 12:37 AM

  • #60

Doesn't he need to sing it now? ...so you shouldn't be posting more here right now.
  • #61

Yes, yes I need to sing it now, but first i'm practicing, and getting not sick. I may just do it tomorrow regardless.

But go ahead and continue to post, I won't stop ya.
  • #62

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