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So many of us own game systems so we know how achievements and trophies work right?
Well this thread is for those of us who want to earn real world trophies and achievements. Now I don't want anyone posting achievements from games or anything no,, I want you to post things that you could do in real life and you should earn a trophy for!
Example: Eat 100 marshmallows in one sitting without throwing up!
Give us an achievement and give us a name for it! Let's see what we can do.
I'll get it started, in fact I like that one so much that we'll start with that one.
How many points do you think it's worth?
I'm gonna call it Wallow with the Mallows.
Achievements for the Real World
Well, since we don't have anything else to compare this too, let's just go with 100 points. Its now the unit of measure: 100 marshmallows = 100 points.
Achievement: Find a Fake
You know that Santa at the mall? Rip of his beard in front of all the kids. Let the truth blind all...
Achievement: Find a Fake
You know that Santa at the mall? Rip of his beard in front of all the kids. Let the truth blind all...
- #2
- 19 December 2011 - 12:51 AM
- Chris
- teabagging furfag
Member 
breakfast of champions - eat an entire pizza and drink one liter of soda without puking directly after waking up.
100 points
IT'S GGGGRRRRRRRRRRRREEAAT! - eat half a box of frosted flakes + half gallon of milk without puking for breakfast
100 points.
the all-american lunch - eat a grilled cheese sandwich with tomato soup, drink a coca-cola and have apple pie for desert!
20 points
silver tongue - convince a friend to do the cinnamon challenge
50 points
you stupid bastard - do the cinnamon challenge
-50 points
100 points
IT'S GGGGRRRRRRRRRRRREEAAT! - eat half a box of frosted flakes + half gallon of milk without puking for breakfast
100 points.
the all-american lunch - eat a grilled cheese sandwich with tomato soup, drink a coca-cola and have apple pie for desert!
20 points
silver tongue - convince a friend to do the cinnamon challenge
50 points
you stupid bastard - do the cinnamon challenge
-50 points
This post has been edited by Chris: 19 December 2011 - 01:21 AM
- #3
- 19 December 2011 - 01:03 AM
- Octahedron
- Member
Heart Condition - Eat a Wendy's Triple Baconator
100 points for every year you stay alive after the achievement is earned.
100 points for every year you stay alive after the achievement is earned.
This post has been edited by Octahedron: 19 December 2011 - 01:22 AM
- #4
- 19 December 2011 - 01:21 AM
Relevant:
Spoiler
- #6
- 19 December 2011 - 01:51 AM
Oh god, more Rooster Teeth references. But these are good. I forgot about those! I really like the one where they make Geoff and Gus eat shitty pizza in the morning after a hangover.
- #7
- 19 December 2011 - 01:55 AM
The Swimmer, on 19 December 2011 - 01:55 AM, said:
Oh god, more Rooster Teeth references. But these are good. I forgot about those! I really like the one where they make Geoff and Gus eat shitty pizza in the morning after a hangover.
Those are immersion. Kinda related but not as much.
Lemon based fire - Beat fate at one of his schemes and complete an experiment.
100 Points
- #8
- 19 December 2011 - 02:00 AM
Water in the Desert
Drink nothing for an entire day, then drink as much water as you can without throwing up. +100 points.
Statistical Anomaly
Roll two dice and get both 1's 10 times in a row. +500 points for doing it, +50 for determining the probability of this happening.
Quantum Suicide
Become the subject in the Schrodinger's Cat experiment and see first hand whether the Many Worlds Interpertation of Quantum Mechanics is correct. +1000 for doing without death occurring, +5000 if results published in peer reviewed journal. If death occurs, -100 points.
Drink nothing for an entire day, then drink as much water as you can without throwing up. +100 points.
Statistical Anomaly
Roll two dice and get both 1's 10 times in a row. +500 points for doing it, +50 for determining the probability of this happening.
Quantum Suicide
Become the subject in the Schrodinger's Cat experiment and see first hand whether the Many Worlds Interpertation of Quantum Mechanics is correct. +1000 for doing without death occurring, +5000 if results published in peer reviewed journal. If death occurs, -100 points.
This post has been edited by Starwatcher: 19 December 2011 - 02:07 AM
- #9
- 19 December 2011 - 02:03 AM
- Boringamus
- Member
Accidentally Awesome
Fuck up completely and look epic doing it. +250 points
Ruler of the World
find the circumference of the planet Earth. +500 points
HTML Over-achiever
Don't rely on a drop-down menu, type out those tags yourself! +100 points
Victory by Association
Have someone else fight your battles for you. +175 points
Fuck up completely and look epic doing it. +250 points
Ruler of the World
find the circumference of the planet Earth. +500 points
HTML Over-achiever
Don't rely on a drop-down menu, type out those tags yourself! +100 points
Victory by Association
Have someone else fight your battles for you. +175 points
- #10
- 19 December 2011 - 03:09 AM
- Blackheart
- Member
Murderer-
Troll online and not be special ed
30 points each week
Troll online and not be special ed
30 points each week
- #11
- 19 December 2011 - 03:52 AM
Blackheart, on 19 December 2011 - 03:52 AM, said:
Murderer-
Troll online and not be special ed
30 points each week
Troll online and not be special ed
30 points each week
I'm not a troll
- #13
- 19 December 2011 - 03:54 AM
- Octahedron
- Member
Blackheart, on 19 December 2011 - 03:52 AM, said:
Murderer-
Troll online and not be special ed
30 points each week
Troll online and not be special ed
30 points each week
Oh my god
- #14
- 19 December 2011 - 03:56 AM
- The Observer
- Member
Abbey McSquee -
Upset your debate opponent to the point of public meltdown. 50 points.
50 extra points if you offer him a stress ball.
Upset your debate opponent to the point of public meltdown. 50 points.
50 extra points if you offer him a stress ball.
- #15
- 19 December 2011 - 04:53 AM
- Boringamus
- Member
Living the Dream
Become a millionaire. +5000 points
Completely Fearless
Participate in three or more different extreme sports, more than once each. +600 points
Love and Tolerance
Notice a gratuitous hate-fest and take the side of the under-dog. +150 points
Comfort Guru
Decorate your chosen sleeping area with at least 7 pillows and 5 blankets. +45 points
Become a millionaire. +5000 points
Completely Fearless
Participate in three or more different extreme sports, more than once each. +600 points
Love and Tolerance
Notice a gratuitous hate-fest and take the side of the under-dog. +150 points
Comfort Guru
Decorate your chosen sleeping area with at least 7 pillows and 5 blankets. +45 points
This post has been edited by Boringamus: 19 December 2011 - 05:32 AM
- #16
- 19 December 2011 - 05:29 AM
- Jerk
- Member
Say It Loud!
+100 points every time your race wins the presidency.
With All Your Heart
+100 points for every six months you have a significant other.
Random Chat
-100 points for referring to a specific period of time that I will not mention here.
Is This Real Life?
+1000 points for not having autism.
The Coveted "Tres Huevos" Trophy
+1000 points for starting a thread that actually manages to entertain your well-endowed moderator overlord.
The Kim Jong-Il Memorial Award
+1000 points for creating an award to mourn the passing of our Great Leader.
+100 points every time your race wins the presidency.
With All Your Heart
+100 points for every six months you have a significant other.
Random Chat
-100 points for referring to a specific period of time that I will not mention here.
Is This Real Life?
+1000 points for not having autism.
The Coveted "Tres Huevos" Trophy
+1000 points for starting a thread that actually manages to entertain your well-endowed moderator overlord.
The Kim Jong-Il Memorial Award
+1000 points for creating an award to mourn the passing of our Great Leader.
- #17
- 19 December 2011 - 06:23 AM
- Arnas Baubkus
- LOOK AT MY FUCKING FACE YOU DIPSHIT MOTHERFUCKER
Member 
Boringamus, on 19 December 2011 - 03:09 AM, said:
Accidentally Awesome
Fuck up completely and look epic doing it. +250 points
Victory by Association
Have someone else fight your battles for you. [i][u]+175 points
Fuck up completely and look epic doing it. +250 points
Victory by Association
Have someone else fight your battles for you. [i][u]+175 points
Woo.
Just "skill".
Win something by accident worth more than what you're carrying (clothes included). + Price of the prize amount of points.
Overlord of sound.
Get someone you know to change their favorite music style to a completely different one and get that person to play music related to your chosen style. +420 points.
- #18
- 19 December 2011 - 11:33 AM
- neonrain24
- Member
randomly dance in front of crowd.
Plus 150
Plus 150
This post has been edited by neonrain24: 19 December 2011 - 11:43 AM
- #19
- 19 December 2011 - 11:41 AM
Only because this came up in "Have You Ever" thread, flash someone and get a flash back 
1000 points
Did "First Time Driving' count?
1000 points
Jerk, on 19 December 2011 - 06:23 AM, said:
The Coveted "Tres Huevos" Trophy
+1000 points for starting a thread that actually manages to entertain your well-endowed moderator overlord.
+1000 points for starting a thread that actually manages to entertain your well-endowed moderator overlord.
Did "First Time Driving' count?
- #20
- 19 December 2011 - 01:40 PM
- Kritanakom
- Member
Hm, many games seem to give you an achievement simply for starting the game. (Ex: Street Fighter 4's "It begins" achievement)
I guess you kinda have beaten the odds by being the only sperm to breach that egg's perimeter, let alone all the many things that can go wrong in your genetics and your birth. So...
Be Born.
10 points
I guess you kinda have beaten the odds by being the only sperm to breach that egg's perimeter, let alone all the many things that can go wrong in your genetics and your birth. So...
Be Born.
10 points
- #22
- 19 December 2011 - 11:45 PM
- iRussisch
- Member
Darwin Awards
A clean Gene-Pool, Is a happy Gene-Pool
10000 Points
Hello, My name is Johnny Knoxville and this is Jackass!
Do something that should never be done that affects your total IQ in a negative way by doing a stupid stunt for TV.
5 Points
We can rebuild it...
Break any bone in your body that requires surgery to fix it.
1000 Points
What do you mean it is a Vegetable?!
Question the US Supreme courts choice to have Pizza as a Vegetable.
10 Points
A clean Gene-Pool, Is a happy Gene-Pool
10000 Points
Hello, My name is Johnny Knoxville and this is Jackass!
Do something that should never be done that affects your total IQ in a negative way by doing a stupid stunt for TV.
5 Points
We can rebuild it...
Break any bone in your body that requires surgery to fix it.
1000 Points
What do you mean it is a Vegetable?!
Question the US Supreme courts choice to have Pizza as a Vegetable.
10 Points
- #23
- 20 December 2011 - 12:00 AM
- the_gray_angel
- BCI Member
Him again....
Run through a college campus, screaming obscenities the whole time.
200 points, 300 if your not arrested
Run through a college campus, screaming obscenities the whole time.
200 points, 300 if your not arrested
This post has been edited by the_gray_angel: 20 December 2011 - 04:04 AM
- #24
- 20 December 2011 - 04:03 AM
- Arnas Baubkus
- LOOK AT MY FUCKING FACE YOU DIPSHIT MOTHERFUCKER
Member
I am a robot.
Watch the WHOLE Clannad without crying.
- 200 points, you emotioneless beast.
Watch the WHOLE Clannad without crying.
- 200 points, you emotioneless beast.
- #26
- 20 December 2011 - 05:38 AM
- lt_amazil
- i agree, and believe everything migrant just said!
Member 
You've probably never heard of it.
Tell a radio station to play a song that you know they don't have. 50 real points (I'd make it 100, but it's too easy.
We must stick together
Instantly become friends with someone because you know a semi-underground band.
100 real points
Tell a radio station to play a song that you know they don't have. 50 real points (I'd make it 100, but it's too easy.
We must stick together
Instantly become friends with someone because you know a semi-underground band.
100 real points
This post has been edited by lt_amazil: 20 December 2011 - 03:44 PM
- #28
- 20 December 2011 - 03:40 PM
- Bourbon
- Member
Ride of the Toiletries- Run to the nearest store to get feminine products for a spouse/lover. Actually get the right ones. 200 points.
Bachelor Briefs- Make it through a whole day without ever putting on pants, 100 points. Bonus +50 if you're wearing black socks.
Target Acquired- Successfully urinate while erect, without making a mess, for 75 points. Points aren't given if done in the shower.
Dedication- use up an entire tube of Chapstick without losing it. 250 points.
Fire in the Hole- Use half a bottle of Tabasco sauce on a single meal. Deal with the burning asshole sensation like a man. 100 points, plus 100 more if you also include ghost pepper sauce or any pepper hotter than a habenero.
Juke Box Hero- Accurately predict the next song while your music player is on shuffle. !50 points, 200 if it's on Pandora.
Against All Odds- Fight with your girlfriend, and win. -300 points, you filthy liar.
Quiet Riot- relieve yourself in a public restroom without making any audible embarrassing sounds. 200 points.
Steps to Success- Slip on the stairs, but catch yourself mid fall and land like a boss. Smooth moves land you with 150 points.
Bachelor Briefs- Make it through a whole day without ever putting on pants, 100 points. Bonus +50 if you're wearing black socks.
Target Acquired- Successfully urinate while erect, without making a mess, for 75 points. Points aren't given if done in the shower.
Dedication- use up an entire tube of Chapstick without losing it. 250 points.
Fire in the Hole- Use half a bottle of Tabasco sauce on a single meal. Deal with the burning asshole sensation like a man. 100 points, plus 100 more if you also include ghost pepper sauce or any pepper hotter than a habenero.
Juke Box Hero- Accurately predict the next song while your music player is on shuffle. !50 points, 200 if it's on Pandora.
Against All Odds- Fight with your girlfriend, and win. -300 points, you filthy liar.
Quiet Riot- relieve yourself in a public restroom without making any audible embarrassing sounds. 200 points.
Steps to Success- Slip on the stairs, but catch yourself mid fall and land like a boss. Smooth moves land you with 150 points.
- #29
- 20 December 2011 - 08:02 PM
Blackheart-
Let your sister go onto a web forum and break her arm
30 points each week
Let your sister go onto a web forum and break her arm
30 points each week
- #30
- 20 December 2011 - 10:08 PM
- Blackheart
- Member
Murderer, on 20 December 2011 - 10:08 PM, said:
Blackheart-
Have your sister sneak onto a web forum and not be able to do anything.
30 points each week
Have your sister sneak onto a web forum and not be able to do anything.
30 points each week
There fixed
- #32
- 20 December 2011 - 11:33 PM
- Lux Aeterna
- Member
Let's see the achievements on this list I've had...
Total is... 11331 points.
Spoiler
Total is... 11331 points.
- #34
- 20 December 2011 - 11:50 PM
- LuckyCat
- Member
Burguer Time - Go to a Burguer King and ask for a one hundred meat burguer with cheese.
1000 Points
Heart Attack -Eat the one hundred burguer with your friends.
50 Points per person
Really, i don`t recomend this if you like BK,after that you gonna hate Bk!
1000 Points
Heart Attack -Eat the one hundred burguer with your friends.
50 Points per person
Really, i don`t recomend this if you like BK,after that you gonna hate Bk!
- #35
- 21 December 2011 - 01:00 AM
- Jorje
- Member
Jerk, on 19 December 2011 - 06:23 AM, said:
I will. He talking about this, people! Jerk says, "Eat a dick. I did everything I could to reconcile it with the rest, and then you (plural, but mostly Lark) had to go and put me in a completely shitty position. I had fun but I resent what it eventually became."
AN-I-MAL! - Go to A&W and order an animal burger, and finish it in one sitting.
150 points
This post has been edited by Jerk: 22 December 2011 - 08:48 AM
- #36
- 21 December 2011 - 02:45 AM
- WTF
- Member
Jorje, on 21 December 2011 - 02:45 AM, said:
Jerk, on 19 December 2011 - 06:23 AM, said:
I will. He talking about this, people! Jerk says, "Don't fucking link to Random Chat."
Fuck you, as much as you hate to admit it, you loved it as much as the rest of us.
Also:
AN-I-MAL! - Go to A&W and order an animal burger, and finish it in one sitting.
150 points
Being Jorje! 10,000 Points - Be a fellow RCer like a boss.
This post has been edited by Jerk: 21 December 2011 - 04:37 AM
- #37
- 21 December 2011 - 02:48 AM
- WTF
- Member
Jorje, on 21 December 2011 - 03:02 AM, said:
The ironic part being Jerk would have this one too. WEAR YOUR BADGE OF SHAME JERK! WEAR IT LIKE A STAR OF DAVID IN THE 1940s!!
I did nazi that coming anne frankly its out of mein kampfort zone.
Belittle Your Own People! 50 Points - Make jew jokes 2 hours after celebrating the first night of chanukkah
- #39
- 21 December 2011 - 03:11 AM
- falconboy99
- BCI Member
Gosh Darn You All 100 points- drop a 20 second f-bomb within 30 yards of a teacher without getting in trouble.
- #40
- 21 December 2011 - 05:31 AM
- The Observer
- Member
Hi I'm Daisy - Host a sleepover and proceed to have an erotic dream about your best friend's crush - 100 points.
200 points if she doesn't hear you moaning.
200 points if she doesn't hear you moaning.
This post has been edited by The Observer: 21 December 2011 - 11:49 AM
- #41
- 21 December 2011 - 11:47 AM
Eat 20 chicken nuggets! 50 points- Eat 20 chicken nuggets within two minutes.
- #42
- 21 December 2011 - 10:46 PM
The Cake Is A Lie: Don't eat anything sweet for an entire week. (Note: Fruit is A-OK!)- 100 Points
- #43
- 21 December 2011 - 10:55 PM
- #44
- 23 December 2011 - 03:56 AM
- The Observer
- Member
Credibility Lost - Join the bcb forum and gain universal notoriety for blindly worshipping one pairing. 100 points.
This post has been edited by The Observer: 23 December 2011 - 04:19 AM
- #45
- 23 December 2011 - 04:18 AM
- dotdotdot?
- Member
Turtle's Name Be Praised - Trip somebody by curling up into a ball in front of them. 75 points.
- #46
- 29 December 2011 - 06:41 PM
- lt_amazil
- i agree, and believe everything migrant just said!
Member
As long as it ain't Bush vote for someone 50 points
i got a good feeling about this one. choose a presidential candidate to root for, then have the person actually win 600 points
joining the winning team vote for a republican on the preliminary, and then a democrat on the general election.
Treason vote for a democrat, and then for a republican
i got a good feeling about this one. choose a presidential candidate to root for, then have the person actually win 600 points
joining the winning team vote for a republican on the preliminary, and then a democrat on the general election.
Treason vote for a democrat, and then for a republican
- #48
- 30 December 2011 - 12:03 AM
- Arnas Baubkus
- LOOK AT MY FUCKING FACE YOU DIPSHIT MOTHERFUCKER
Member
Grammar Nazi.
Self explanatory. Points = (mistakes corrected in word x) * (letters of correct word x).
If the word was corrected wrong or was right from the start, you lose 50 points.
Self explanatory. Points = (mistakes corrected in word x) * (letters of correct word x).
If the word was corrected wrong or was right from the start, you lose 50 points.
- #49
- 30 December 2011 - 12:20 AM