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iain, im only 13, you dumbass.. cant get drunk

jorje, your mission is to make a to scale replica of one of the bcb charecters of your choice, then post a picture of it on this fourm, time must be between 1 and 4 weeks. quality does nto amtter, but it should be able to tell at about a minute glance at least (outfits count as a different type of that charecter) cardboard and paint acceptable, so is it bieng cubed.

This post has been edited by the wii anonymous: 16 December 2010 - 12:44 AM

If that is the case, Jorje, I will forego the mission. I also forego the dealing out of missions to others. My sincerest apologies.

This also means that the next poster should give a mission to Wii, not me - I have forfeited this game from now on.

Yo, Wii:

Remove all of the keys from your keyboard, polish and clean until completely clear, and replace keys.

ok, *draws map of keys*

ur mission is the same as jorje's

Awesome, I made a clay figurine in art, I could easily glaze it to resemble one!

Oh, wait. Scale replica, huh? I hope that means in proportion to itself. If you meant life-size, I guess I could do a snowman or something.

Next poster's mission is deflected back up to Wii.

EDIT: (so that I don't use up post space by replying again) (replying to the beneath post):

Ah, that's good then.

Oh, so your device has no keyboard. Well, just do it to which ever keyboard you next come across.

This post has been edited by Dr. Klaus: 16 December 2010 - 03:54 AM

it has no basic scale, what i mean is it seems humanly possible with body proportions on a minature scale


i hate on-screen keyboard

edit: i was using onscreen cause iw as cleaning my keys, now that im done, i dont ahave to use what i hate

This post has been edited by the wii anonymous: 16 December 2010 - 03:56 AM

wii anonymous, your mission is to go to the nearest hardware store, find the longest, thickest piece of rope you can, and wrestle with it, screaming and pretending that it is a deadly snake.

ALSO: Update on my current mission: Six days on the opposite side of the bed is really awkward >_>

Jimmy: your mission is to go to your local library, walk to the non fiction section, close your eyes and put your hand out, then read the first book you touch.

Jorje: Done, it was "The internet"
Written in 2000, it was very boring and not very accurate.
It fails as a book.

Anyway, Jorje, your mission is to find someone around your house wearing a hat, take the hat off their head, run to the end of your street and put it on the ground. Then go back home.

Some girl at school did that to me.

Yo, Jimmeh, youse needs to wear a black tux/suit and hat for three days straight whilst talking with a mafia ganster accent.

I have a suit, but it is being dry cleaned after an accident at a party a few days ago, and I don't think my parents would appreciate me doing that, so how about for 1/2 a day?

I'd settle for a black dress shirt and black pants, if that's okay.

Downwards Reply: It's in the kiln. But I won't be able to retrieve it for a glazing until after winter break.

This post has been edited by Dr. Klaus: 17 December 2010 - 11:53 AM

dr klaus, your mission is to do what you amde me do, oh and whats the progress on the scale model thing?

Wii, you must go to some place and get in an argument about nothing.

Done with my previous mission.

Apoc, your mission is to use random materials around your house and use them to create a hat, which you must then wear for six hours.

We prefer pictures.

This post has been edited by entertained: 17 December 2010 - 10:21 PM

entertained, your mission is to eat a whole pakage... thing of crushed red pepers from a pizza place, you may have a gallon of milk on hand. (dont use water, it makes it worse)

Wii you must go to the super market, and eat grapes from the packet.

my hat was awesome.

apoc, you must do the same

mission done, random argument made
heres a cutout of the end, was going on for a while, did this to pass time for spore to install (btw im diealein)


SmallForward56: No you lost.
SmallForward56: You got owned.
diealein: if i lost youd be mroe clever
SmallForward56: You inscure little girl.
diealein: think for a minute, would a little girl be this good?
diealein: no
diealein: and rhe rarirty of a athiest little girl is liek 1 in 500
SmallForward56: That's right because you lost.
SmallForward56: That's why atheists get killed all over the world.
diealein: if i lost your comebacks would eb betetr
SmallForward56: X D. Spelling fail
diealein: does it look like i care?
SmallForward56: You even spelled your belief wrong. Loser
diealein: you can sitll read it
SmallForward56: That's cause I'm educated very much opposite from you.
SmallForward56: You unevolved baboon.
diealein: whats the answer to 8|x+54|+7=5
SmallForward56: I'm not your pet. Loser
diealein: the answer is no solution
diealein: a apsalut evalue cant equal a negative
SmallForward56: YAWN* I don't care.
SmallForward56: Learn how to spell.
diealein: apparently you didnt know before ether
diealein: therefore im smarter
SmallForward56: Spelling fail
SmallForward56: No.
diealein: you ahd no answer
diealein: i did
diealein: i
diealein: win
diealein: check
diealein: mate
SmallForward56: I didn't want to answer. Loser
SmallForward56: And you can't make me. Haha. Loser
diealein: oh of course, only because you didnt know the answer
SmallForward56: No way.
diealein: then you would of answered at and provoed yourselfr smarter
SmallForward56: I am smarter than you. Look at you spelling loser. It's a mess.

thats pretty much the end, excep a few messages, his only comeback had to do with my speed typing and how crap it is the whole other like... 20 minutes of the argument

hes stupid

This post has been edited by the wii anonymous: 19 December 2010 - 12:21 AM

I just went to town and got in an argument on which is better Metroid or Halo, I won.

Wii you must talk to a shopassistent in your local pet shop on how awesome lizards are.

apoc, i meant the grape thing -.- and jsut so you dont do something for nothing, your argument was this mission.

no pet shops in this town

Alright...

the wii anonymous, I need you to go kill a spider. Or a bee.

(Buggin' hate those things...)

Jake, your mission is to spin around clockwise 15 times, then counterclockwise another 15 times. Then try to write down the sentence: "Jorje is great, I wish I could be like him one day!" then take a picture of your work, and post it in your next post here.

jorje, your mission is to... hmmm... letes see.... oh! wait no.... AHA, read the webcomic jack, from start to current page, in less than a month (took me like 3) link (damn it shard to find with all my bookmarks): jack, it says pholph when bookmarked, but w/e oh and be careful, if you have parents, and they check on what you do online often, it might have occasional things you may want to hide. (no not porn, but it shows... those parts) you shall be quized in exactly 1 month on a fourm that will probably get put in detention afterwords, or something else, idk ill figure it out, but you shall be quizzed.

This post has been edited by the wii anonymous: 21 December 2010 - 09:29 AM

the wii anonymous, your mission is to memorise a single chapter of bittersweet candy bowl, and write it in story form. Do not skimp on minor details.

JimmyP424, your mission is, in the next 3 days, shout "NOONE EXPECTS THE SPANISH INQUISITION!" In 3 different moments. No matter the situation or the context.

A little inspiration:
NOOONE EXPECTS THE SPANISH INQUISITION!

volgraand, your mission is to go eat any quantity of cheese above one slice

Challenge accepted

Done.

jimmy, your mission is to go into a store, in a super fancy outfit, complete with tophat, monocle, and if you dont have a moustache, fake moustache, and act all extremly... fancy or something, while buying groceries.

WHERES MY MISSION?!?!?!

the wii anonymous, your mission is to go cover a brownie in mustard COMPLETELY so that you can't see the brownie itself at all, eat it then do a dance.

That's a really bad idea, wolf... i once ran out of anything to put on the toast and tried spreading mustard on it instead... fuck, it was worse than winning first place at a wasabi snorting competition.

also, i didn't give any mission, so i don't get one. next one still goes to wolf.

wolf, your mission is to go into the most crowded public space you can find, and sing "you are so beautiful" at the top of your lungs, in an extremely erotic manner.

Also, I did it, the reaction on peoples faces: Priceless ^_^

jimmy, your mission is to spend 50 dollars ove any ammount of time, on bubble wrap (prefiribly within the 2 weeks) and then jump on it, you must record this, post it on youtube, and link us it here in this fourm.

can i lick the mustard off before biting into the brownie in which i do not have one or ability to make?

chapter memorized, it was chapter 1 (i am officialyl a lazy vegetable *turns into cellery*)

This post has been edited by the wii anonymous: 11 January 2011 - 12:29 AM

Anon, your mission is to edit today's page (17/18 "Feline Filibuster" for the aliens who will be reading this in 2023) so that, in the last panel, Abbey is wearing a Darth Vader mask.

Bonus points for adding a long Italian mustache to twirl.

This post has been edited by entertained: 31 December 2010 - 02:12 PM

entertained, your mission is to tell me waht "bonus points" are, and what i can do with them

This post has been edited by the wii anonymous: 31 December 2010 - 07:46 PM

The wii anonymous, your job is to go to someones house, with a wii. And stay anonymous.

brocky, problem is, i cant stay anonymous, id go to jail, (cause your mission seems to imply breaking in, or something along the lines of that) anyways, your mission is to learn the meaning of my name, cause you clearly dont get it, now heres the info: my name is the wii anonymous, because i once found out i could read bcb on the wii, and i like bieng anonymous for once (i am normally called diealein, no i didnt misstype, its that way on purpose) so i decided to become the wii anonymous, and now i only view bcb on my wii, and use fourms and comment, and all that. (altho now that i dont have wifi, gota use my computer )

This post has been edited by the wii anonymous: 02 January 2011 - 03:41 PM

the wii anonymous, on 31 December 2010 - 07:45 PM, said:

"Bonus Points" are credits of undetermined consistency distributed by multiple people across the world. In fact, many neighborhoods have several people who have distributed Bonus Points, or set defined goals for earning them.

Bonus Points are redeemable at your local First Bank Of Spongebob for exactly five Goober Dollars, or at the U.S. Mint for a trip to the madhouse.

Your second mission from me is to prevent the next poster from giving me a mission.

With your life.

This post has been edited by entertained: 02 January 2011 - 07:48 PM

Jimmy, mission completed. That was so funny lol I went to the Toronto mall and sang it in the food court, people thought I was retarded.

entertained, you mission is to not kill me, have me killed or cause me to kill myself.

This post has been edited by Wolf: 02 January 2011 - 07:51 PM

Wolf, it's impossible for me to kill you, because you're already dead. Therefore, that is no mission.

This post has been edited by entertained: 02 January 2011 - 08:44 PM

Entertained, your mission is to do a barrel roll.

entertained, on 02 January 2011 - 08:20 PM, said:

heh.

wolf, your mission is to take back the mission you gave to entertained, and kill me. (not rl)

This post has been edited by the wii anonymous: 07 January 2011 - 03:12 AM

It's difficult to do my mission if I can't "rl" do my mission.

ya i know, i was just bieng funny, ok ur real mission is to mix 2 kinds of cerial, and eat it.

Wii you have to CHANGE YOUR AVATAR.

Im Joking

You have to go to a populated area and shout " I AM THE WEIRDEST PERSON EVER! GIVE ME A HUG"

This post has been edited by darkwolf328: 15 May 2011 - 07:38 AM

Holy thread ressurection!!

Darkwolf your mission is to make a mask of your avatar and wear it to your job/school place.

....I resurrected this last week....

Your mission is to hug a tree, THEN PUNCH IT

Your mission: Refuse this Mission.

Mission confirmed